My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.

ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.

A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Oh the tangled webs we weave, when we practise to deceive...

DO NOT PUSH!

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Paranoia can be justified.

Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.

Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.

::Vignette. End of first movie:: Harry doesn't like fire anymore.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

You may never look at Harry/Tonks the same way again. Mockfic.

COMPLETE! This is a story written by Eppy, starring Eppy and about how she feels about Veela. This is inspired by Rorschach's Blot's new story, Odd Ideas.

Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

People often ask to see Tonks' real face. No one seems to understand that she doesn't have one. Slightly AU, gen.

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.