Past the group trying to get Aang was a figure in blue, gracefully dodging out of the way of a bandit trying to grab at her. Katara, but what was she doing? She wasn't attacking and Sokka couldn't see her doing any defensive waterbending either.
Everything was supposed to be subject to the ravages of time. Everything. He felt ill just looking at that little abomination sitting there on the shelf, happily defying the universal law as it stared back out at him from within its cellophane wrapper.
What was that? Acting on reflex alone, Link was on his feet with his sword drawn before his mind even registered what was amiss. Out of the corner of his eye he had seen something twitch...
The first time Ganondorf came barreling out of his portals, charging at them as a giant tusked beast, Link couldn't help but feel an inexplicable pang of familiarity. Why did he know this?
The rush, the sheer thrill of competing for and winning a prize, of showing his elders how it's done and what a real bidding machine looks like, it was intoxicating...
I have no idea how I managed to do it and still keep my sanity, but here's a piping-hot batch of oneshots about one of Legend of Zelda's most reviled characters: Tingle. Enjoy.
Of all the creatures that dwelled in his forest and under his protection, Treebeard hated only a very select few. Those few that lived amongst the trees, yet could not distinguish them from Ents. They were irritating and dangerous. A threat to all Entkind
When Princess Zelda's new pet project sends Link on a trip down memory lane, she finds the results are neither pleasant nor useful. A series of oneshots centering on life in Castle Town.
The cat meowed once more as Ed placed his hands just over the edge of the circle, preparing to activate it. He could do it. He had the skill. It was a basic alchemy exercise, the simplest of chimeras. More importantly, he had to do it. He owed it to Al.
Watch and be astounded, and hopefully amused, as Kakashi tries to explain the sinister secret of the jonin's Bingo Book to Squad Seven. The truth isn't pretty, but they asked for it.
THUNK! "Aw man, not again..." The exasperated trainer reached down among the still-warm clothes in the bottom of the dryer to retrieve the distressed Plusle who had just been forcibly drawn into the open machine...
Link was dumbfounded, flabbergasted, and beginning to doubt his own senses. He stood stock still, frozen in place despite the scorching sun of Kakariko Village, as his mind feverishly worked to somehow place what he just heard.
Link froze as the lantern hanging on his belt sputtered and died, plunging the narrow cave passageway into complete and impenetrable darkness. Rated for general violence, gore, and detailed discussion of spider eating habits.
Feebas really is a gawky pokemon. Much like the ugly duckling, no? A retelling of the classic fairy tale with pokemon and snacks, which I find makes it a whole lot more interesting.
That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.