Stories by Caipora

The ladies of Hogwarts meet to wrestle with a directive from Dumbledore: It is a Hogwarts tradition to always accommodate a Member of the Faculty.

Harry and Ron are stuck in the Grangers' London apartment for three hours on a hot August afternoon. With a pumpkin.

Hogwarts' lawyer visits to resolve a semester of student problems, including a localized growing potion, parents who don't approve of a werewolf boyfriend, and a peeping ghost. He finds nothing that a bit of bribery and blackmail can't solve. Note: Those

When children's novelties don't find a market, what are two enterprising boys to do?

A campaigner against "Harry Potter Porn" finds out - the hard way - what happens when jihads inspire pogroms.

Now COMPLETE. Slash, smut, skin, oh my! A weekend away goes awry when Hermione uses spells from the Restricted Shelves of Hogwarts Library to make golems and enchanted perfume. Warning: Mature themes, juvenile humor.