Stories by fairy tail dragon slayer

Blame my discord for this one. Androids and Devil and Yokai, Oh My.

Run away as fast as you can, because if you don't, the cat girl will steal your heart.

A Meister Weapon who could bond with anyone, and a Meister Weapon who can only bond with one person, a team of wind and lightning.

Ultimate Good meets Necessary Evil, in this remix of the original "Opposite of a Devil"

Zombies, boobs, and more boobs when you deal with the raunchy kind of horror... but somebodies got to deal with all of them.

Jiraiya made a mistake, he forgot to account for one detail when he and Naruto found a shimmering portal. That mistake? Portals that open, will also close.

A comedy story that can, but shouldn't, be taken too seriously.

Falling asleep equals never wake up again, time to keep my brain awake at any cost... ramen, training, and a post-high school education for the win.

Space Ninja, he's a Ninja, in Space

Sometimes romance starts in the most mundane ways imaginable.

Tackles multiple Fate/series in the story. If you can't be patient, don't read this story.

Summoned from the afterlife in a new body, in a new world with a mission. Save the world. Nope, Naruto isn't going to save the world, he is going to make it a more fun place instead.

Bewbs.

Harems, perverted situations, demons, evil gods, valkyries, and a single shoulder bump that can change the fate of the world. Val X Love crossover.

Rivalry to Championship, to Mentor?

Chapter 1 is Summary Chapter, since the Summary section here is way too small to give you a summary for the story.

Stuff, Stuff, Stuff, Summary, Primsa Illya, Stuff, Stuff, Blah blah blah, Summary complete.

Go with the flow, when you appear in a strange new world with strange creatures, just go with the flow.

IT IS BACK BABY!

A flash goes by, and crimes are gone.

He didn't know what happened, but he was just going to roll with it.

A small change, makes a large difference in an outcome.

Watch "Naruto Shippuden Ending 6" on youtube. Sometimes you want to kill the boredom with a cowardly demon, and sometimes that desire ends up going very poorly for you when she develops feelings for you.

Welcome to the World of Pokemusu. Are you a girl or a boy? What is your name?

Sasuke was a little smarter in how he decided to cut Naruto out of his life, by playing on the fact he is a hero.

Dead, but dead in such a way that you impress EVEN the gods themselves. Will his misfortune ever fix itself, or will he spit in misfortune's face?

Orochimaru, you scoundrel, you've done it again.

Timelines split, heroes and villain abducted to compete... in the XXX Games, a Sport Competition for Little Green Aliens to enjoy watching their favorites go against each other in heated body combat.

Born into a world by complete accident, sometimes you got to be the one to make a change.

One in a million wasn't high enough to explain the sheer amount of chance to explain what happened to force 2 blonds to meet each other.

Win at gambling, win yourself a crazy halfling as a bride... what a way to get information about the world you were summoned to.

Girl wishes on shooting star, girl gets wish, shooting star becomes boyfriend.

Re-upload due to site issue. When you're doomed to loop in time forever, it's time to have some fun and do your best.

Man, long chapter title, F/GO fans will understand what is happening a little more in this story, that is for sure.

When, at the age of 15 you learn that your parents were a talented mage and alchemist, what is the best thing to do? Drop out of high school and try your hand at the family profession. Now, over 19 years old, Naruto goes on a very ecchi journey. Warning: Extreme stuff in this story, do not ready if faint of heart.

Reboot of Leader of Evil Generals. Trigger Warnings: Those who can't handle sensitive topics, stay away from this story, because I don't want to deal with you being triggered.

What is the best job for a person with a maxed out Charisma stat to have... talking to people!

For the Minus8 fans out there like me, this goes out to you guys.

Just randomly dropped into a new world, just a blink and suddenly, finding yourself in a dangerous situation in a new world where humans might be the dominant species, but they are far from the only intelligent species. {Creature Girls: A Hands-On Field Journal in Another World} and {Shippu: Konoha Gakuen Den version Naruto}

A Ronin with nowhere to go, given a place to stay, quits being a ronin and becomes something more.

Hero is made up of Ero. Sometimes to be the hero, you need to be the villain and put dirty jokes back into Japan.

A single change, Peter killed 2 more muggles, and their child saw him turn into a rat. Only a single pin in destiny needs to be pulled, to change everything.

Please read carefully inside.

In celebration of the Mario Movie, I present... a story of heroes colliding each with a princess supporting them.

Blessed (Read as Cursed) with the blessings of the gods, and the destiny of a demi-god hero, a teenager with a good heart only has one option. Be a hero.

Sometimes a man has to do whatever it takes to protect his family. Whatever it takes.

Seriously, watch Shippu! Konoha Gakuen Den on youtube before reading this story.

Illegal experimentation combined with the hand and energy of a being outside their universe leads to a hell of a messed up angel.

Randomly teleported just outside of the boundary between heaven and hell, in another world, with nothing but a strange sakura colored creature and his best friend turned enemy, what is a ninja to do? Try and get back home.

Graduating Highschool sounds great... being forced to travel Japan because nobody wants to hire you, is not so great.

When the Fifth Fuyuki Grail War becomes something new, something Greater than before... 2 teams of 7 servants and masters face off into a game of death and drama.

Surrounded by the weirder girls he didn't know he needed, Naruto won't be bored, that is for sure.

Make the best of a bad situation, and roll with the punches. A positive attitude makes all the difference.

Life hates some people more than others, so sometimes you have to find the silver lining out of a bad situation.

Yasaka was in for a very pleasant and unpleasant surprise when she learned that one of her children was... living among humans. [Pilot Chapter, Kyuubi Naruto]

Happy Easter, for those who are sad that the admins took down XXX Manager, I present to you... Guild Manager (wink wink, nudge nudge, kissy face). A story where a man defies the gods by doing anything except what they wanted him to do when they summoned him.

Forcefully reborn and destined to become a savior once more... Naruto rejected that in favor of living a second life that would be a lot more enjoyable.

Throwing darts at a dart board leads to some interesting ideas.

In a new world... after being involved in a huge war, Naruto doesn't have the patience for evil he used to have.

The monster who appears to be human, and the human with a monster side, meet in a wacky and dark romantic comedy.

When one universe gets destroyed, many heroes get to meet up together where the afterlife used to be, and sometimes they make weird deals with each other.

Rewrite to be more fun, and more of a challenge for me to write. Mature themes, this is your warning... Lucoa is involved, and that should be enough to tell you.

My name is Naruto and I speak for the Double Ds, for Dragon's boobs have no tongues. I am asking you sir, at the top of my lungs. Do not force a bra onto another one.

Banned, then Banished, and now Bound... un-life and then life has always been hard for Naruto.

Story from my Discord, using Ayakashi Triangle as the crossover. In a modern world, with modern exorcist ninja, sometimes some more weirdness is needed to make the world a more chaotic place.

Weirdness and Hunstmen.

I summon thee... whoops, didn't mean to summon YOU!

In a pervy new world, a transmigrant can only take so much before even he decides if he will give in to this pervy world.

Weight Loss, Perverted Situations, and Monster Girls galore!

A duel between rivals can rip holes even between dimensions when Divine-Beasts and Sacred-Beasts collide!

Sometimes you got to be a freak to deal with life.

A family, reincarnated into a new story together, for some NOT family friendly stories.

Human, then turned into an ideal sexy rock, and now an ideal sexy rock in a world of sexy people... life finds a way to be ironic.

Selene, the Moon Dragon God did it, she got her revenge against that cursed Kurama, by kidnapping a newborn and raising him as her own son... sometimes revenge was weird.

Waking up with questions, surrounded by danger at every corner, and machines attacking the human race, a blond haired human weapon has only one thing to do. Try to find answers.

Hello, I'm Naruto, I'll be your tutor for this training session. I'm being paid a lot of money for this, so prepare for the hell of a lifetime.

One big misunderstanding, that isn't completely incorrect in it's assumptions, but still leads to a great outcome.

With the goals of becoming the leader of a nation, he lives by the philosophy of putting your pants on 2 legs at a time. Screw taking things 1 step at a time, sometimes you don't need to see which step you're taking.

Sometimes, destiny just hands you a child, and sometimes, mistakes happen that can change the course of history.

Misery x CPR x Reese's Puffs. This is a perverted story, don't ask questions about the meme it was based on, if you know, then you know you're in for a good time.

Alt. Universe of Naruto the Charming Assassin Charmer, featuring the Naruto from Kishimoto's High School One-shot. Orphaned at the tender age of 6 hours old, read as Naruto gets placed between pervert's delight and dastardly plots.

Rewrite of Naruto the Assassin Charmer

Sometimes, you just need to NOT listen to your teachers, because their perverted ideas will get you in trouble.

Two hands being separated can change the entire world.

How to live a normal life, a guide to avoiding as much supernatural stuff as a blood descendant of an evil fox can make.

A love samurai from a distance land changes history not just with his blade, but with his "blade". So is the backstory of the Servant summoned from alternate history.

Sometimes you just get a second chance, and you don't know how or why, but you want to take advantage of it.

Reincarnated due to poor paperwork at the RAD department, but hey, he gets a life with his parents finally. The other half of the crossover will be decided by the reviews.

Since I was bored and planned on eventually doing this anyway, it's time for the final rewrite of "Naruto the Apprentice of the Fairy Queen" using what I learned from the first two versions of the story.

What?

Not all villains are evil, some are... just Quirky.

Sometimes a man just does not let himself get Isekai'd without putting up a hell of a fight.

What if the first Naruto to meet the Interspecies Reviewers was not Ninja Naruto, but instead Kyuubi Naruto. Alternate Timeline version of Ninja Reviewer.

Kurama decided that instead of rejecting Pa Toad's fusion, that he might be able to use this as his chance for freedom. His idea... was a very bad idea.

Welp, they did it, because of Kurama's horrible handwriting, the moon was sent to another dimension and blown up. Everyone on the moon died except for the unfortunately super durable Naruto, and now he is trapped in a world where perverts like his Master would give anything to be in. Well, he might as well make himself comfortable.

Sometimes you got to do whatever it takes to survive, even including eating things that want to eat you.

Hello, my name is Naruto, and this is my life with a doggo girl.

Sometimes the villain that you should truly fear, is the villain that used to be a hero.

How Heavy are the Dumbells you Lift crossover. Get in shape with your favorite blond as your teacher, don't be a lazy bum, get your rear in gear and get to working on that body flab.

Whoops, he did not mean to do that... well, sometimes accidents happen, and heroes will just have to live with the consequences

Sometimes having a crappy day can be what saves your life, and the best way to use that life? Save the world.

In order to celebrate my favorite month, a story of a young man with much to prove, unknowingly getting enrolled into a school for monsters, where another lonely soul is waiting for him.

A vessel, a human sacrifice for a great kyuubi, a boy with the power to save or destroy the world. Not to mention constantly plagued by groups after his life and women after his man bits. You're in for a harsh ride, Uzumaki Naruto. Crossover with Naruto from Shippu! Konoha Gakuen Den, Yokai Girls, and Tsugumomo.

Born of man, and bathed in the blood of gods, a rivalry is taken to a new level as two samurai become the ultimate rivals.

Unable to change the Quirk he was born with, or how it affects his body, a boy's got to make the best of even the worst Quirk a man could ever deal with, even if it was really powerful. - This Story comes from my Twitter, Suggested by Fans

"Ow, OW! Stop biting me, JEEZ, you zombie jerks are so rude!" Sometimes, you just had to get used to the fact that your world would never be the same again.

Hello, my name is Naruto, and my brain contains 1000 conflicting clones of my thoughts, causing me to learn things at 1000 times the rate of a normal person. Lets have fun viewing the story of my life unfold together.

The story was down, and now it is back up. Naruto x Highschool DxD x Fate-series triple cross!

Ms. Smith, looking for another member for M.O.N., decides to look through police records and finds records of a kyuubi that solved the case of a missing piece of art. More than willing to join, Naruto gets the chance to flex his detective muscles. "Story Uses the Naruto from Kishimoto's Pilot Chapter of Naruto"

I deleted and reposted this story, because my review section is NOT a place to start an argument. If you want to try and argue a point with me, you better PM me, because the review section is for review about the STORY. It is not a place for you to start arguments, or try to prove your "point". I will not tolerate people turning my review section into a flame war.

Redo/Recreation of my Murenase Shiiton Gakuen crossover. Animal girls, animal people, mixing together with humans instead with their own species, why that is just strange, except for the Cooking Club at Seton Academy of course!

The reawakening of a legendary rivalry. An escape from death that is stupid in origin, but epic in proportion. A Fox vs Snake, becomes the ultimate Cat vs Bat. The endless cycle of rivalry between two brothers will reach even DxD.

Naruto x Tsugumomo crossover. In Ancient Japan, there was a man with a heart so open, and spirit energy so vast, he could become the greatest exorcist the gods had ever seen. He attracted trouble whenever he went, and what was his job? He was a street performer of course!

Can a mysterious girl, can the views of the mysterious prince of the forest, who feels nothing but hatred for those like her?

A story of love and loss, and love never attained, as a hero who ruled as the manliest of heroes, suffers a tragic fate. Is there anyone who can make his eternal cycle of death and rebirth, worth living?

All Might found him, a boy with the Heart of a Hero, the Determination to never give up, the passion to be the best, and he found him... nearly over a year before he would have had to pick another. (Naruto inherits One for All instead of Deku - Pairing open to suggestions at the moment)

Rewrite of "Immortal Sage Trainer"

Thief, Transform, BOOM Headshot, Legs, and Butt. This summary makes absolutely no sense, thankfully, the story inside this will make quite a bit of sense.

The new story that I've been talking about on my Twitter. A story about an Incubus who wants to change the world and hell for the better, and enjoy everything life has to offer along the way.

Treated poorly by all of those in his life, parentless, friendless, and without anyone to call his ally, he is about ready to give up when he finds a book that has his name on it. A book that tells about summoning a familiar called a succubus. Now, armed with a tiny succubus by his side, watch as this human takes the supernatural world by storm.

A male born of the Uzumaki shall bring the world salvation or destruction, a child of prophecy who will decide the fate of the world on his 17th Birthday. A secret that must never be known, and a trap that is waiting to be sprung on the one willing to love an unlucky existance. Pairing currently undecided.

The Relic was unhelpful to her, so she decided to punish the Relic, and... gained a son in the process? (Rewrite of Trickster Trap)

On his quest to make a true friend to bring back to his village, this trickster spirit just might learn that humans are more than just things to corrupt and play with like toys. Will this kitsune learn what it truly means to call somebody... a friend?

A Story to Battle the EVIL No Nut November, this story will have a ton of lemony goodness in it, with women from across all of anime, while STILL having a lot of plot and story to it.

Celebrating over 10,000 Favs on this site, I bring you the story of a clone's journey to self-discovery as he is raised by a quartet of rather strange women.

Naruto x Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen crossover - (I'm reuploading this story after deleting it, because a lot of people were PMing me about being unable to open the story, so hopefully this fixes the issue) - What does every school need? Delinquents, cooking clubs, and animal girls?

My brother is a perverted devil. My parents are oblivious humans. My best friend is an fox. Finally, I am not even in the right dimension anymore... the life of Naruto Uzumaki is never boring. Naruto/High School DxD/Kanokon triple crossover

This is the story that has been hinted at on my Twitter for awhile. The crossover is Naruto x Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen, and let me tell you something... thick thighs save lives (wink wink, hint).

Rewrite of Master Sage Trainer, since my files for the Master Sage Trainer were destroyed during a really bad accident. I have another reason for this, but that reason is more personal. Take a lot inside if you want.

A child, born of the sun itself, and raised with sword in hand, to one day show the world just how much potential he has to offer. With Holy Sword of the Sun and Demon Sword of the Sun in hand, he will show the world a rising sun they can't deny.

Reuploaded, since the admins decided to take it down for no good reason, I'll give a new summary for it later.

Naruto - High School DxD - Fate Triple Crossover. The last of his kind, given a power that only he will truly be able to make use of, and surrounded by servants who fill the parts of his heart he doesn't have. (This story uses the Naruto from "Naruto Gakuen", by Kishimoto)

A reluctant hero in training, but even the reluctant can become great, once they find their cause.

They won, but the Six Paths Sage's Jutsu to release the Infinite Tsukuyomi? Turns out it was a dud, but trapped in a dying world with no other intelligent life, Team 7 can only really do one thing, can they? Go to a new dimension, and start anew. (Sasuke will not get a harem, do not ask, nothing will change my mind)

The science and explaination of the best technqiues, and how they are used in the best ways possible... for amazing, amazing sex. Why? Because SCIENCE!

Sometimes, accidents happen... and those accidents involve destroying and recreating a universe from scratch. A rewrite of Silent King of the Underworld in celebration of SKU finally having an official character design, done by SINcubbi

Re-upload of Naruto the Silent King of the Underworld. I removed the last one because after my latest update, I got a few reviews telling me that there were issues with Chapters 5, 7, and 14 that caused them to become unreadable. So I deleted the story, and am reuploading it to see if that fixes the problem.

He who slays monsters, walked the path of monsters.

A long extinct legend of a family, reborn into a whisker marked orphan, and guarded by a highly sensual cat... sometimes destiny plays weird games.

Sasuke, dead, his half of the Sage of Six Paths power given to Naruto so that he can seal away the sinister Kaguya. After fighting her, she unknowingly teleports the two of them away to a strange void. This story was not updated, I just deleted an old author's note.

Born of Love, in a Family of Darkness. Finding Light in the Shadows of Despair. Dreaming to be the opposite of all that came before him. A Hero born to fight, but taught to protect.

Naruto the Orange Trainer, but I went through the entire story, and made small changes to grammar, spelling, and did some minor changes to it to make it flow a little better. THIS IS NOT A REWRITE, this is a slightly updated version of the story. The old version has been deleted and replaced by this version.

Something went wrong when his dad tried to save the whole army from Obito, and Naruto paid the price for it, but what is this new world he is in and why is he a kid again? Naruto Power Trainer, Naruto/Possible Harem

A Beacon of Hope, a Symbol of Love, and an Everlasting Bond... Traits that define two things perfectly, Naruto Uzumaki... and the meaning of what it was to be a Sekirei.

Masks, people wear them to hide or ignore their own feelings, but sometimes, people learn how to turn their masks, into weapons.

The name Naruto means spitting in the face of danger, risking your life for others, and taking a crap where you weren't suppose to. After getting infected by a common strain of Isekeitis and Delivered to an Idiot by Truck-sama, Naruto shows the world of Earthland that he is one hungry boy.

Sometimes, letting a person finish a sentence is a matter between life and death, and Naruto Uzumaki knows this very well, when he is forced into a life of the undead by a childhood friend that just didn't know how to listen.

Do Not Speak His Name.

This story was written in dedication to somebody very important to me. Alternate Universe, Trap story, and possible harem.

Seeking a hero of great Courage, Power, and Wisdom, Hylia could only find a single person in another world... sadly, her pulling him into her own had some very unintended side effects.

Timelines, Universes, Space and Time collide, OH MY!

Merry (Early) Christmas, since might decide not to update anything on Christmas, I'm going to post this a few days earlier than I originally planned.

Sometimes meetings between people are fated to happen, and sometimes it takes manipulating from powerful sources to make people meet each other.

Thank you everyone, now I have over 2,000,000 visits to my profile. This is a great achievement, considering the fact I have only been on this site for a few years now.

What exactly happened in the 50 years that Naruto the Silent King had been away from his kingdom? Sometimes vacations don't go the way you expect. This story is a oneshot right now, but it will be continued if enough people enjoy it.

The final rendition of the Scythe Master set, come take a peek inside, no spoilers to be given in the description. Read at your own risk.

When Naruto the Silent Kind of the Underworld and Naruto the Man with Ten Tails decide that it's time to bring back an old, rage filled, anger driven Naruto back from the afterlife, they have a choice. Was it the right choice?

Naruto and Murenase! Shiiton Gakuen crossover, read if you enjoy animal girls.

Halloween Special 2017 featuring several of everyone's favorite Narutos from my stories.

Remake of the Original "Naruto the Strange Mage"

When Naruto meets Naruto, and is given a chance of a lifetime... who is he but to accept?

Naruto the Scythe Master was great, but with more of the RWBY-verse revealed, the Scythe will be sharper, faster, and mastered to a greater level than ever before. This is... Naruto the Scythe Master... Remastered... with Dark Humor.

Monsters who mirror ninja, in a separate but similar reality, sometimes the most unlikely of friends get together, as if it were destiny.

Sometimes curses can be blessing, and sometimes blessings can be curse. After travelling to a new world, and living a long life, Naruto gains a blessing that he never though he would gain. The matter remains, is this blessing really a blessing, or a curse in disguise?

It is back up! It will take awhile before the entire story is back up, though.

Rewrite of Naruto the Silent King of the Dead, with the addition of High School DxD. Triple crossover of Naruto, High School DxD, and Is This a Zombie?

Part 1 of 2 - Complete

Remake of Naruto the Moon Rabbit, this one being more up to date with the RWBY-verse.

After reclaiming his parents home, Naruto becomes the latest victim to the horrors that many men must face... marriage.

Not everyday that you get kidnapped by fairies, taken to a world of... "romantic" monsters who have a very special purpose in life, and the only way back home... is to go on an adventure through this world.

Sometimes, it doesn't pay to be the world's hero, when you get a reward you never wanted.

Sometimes, being in the wrong place when good things happen is bad. Sometimes, it is worse. Naruto didn't know what to make of being in his current situation, but he was about to find out.

Death was many things, and hateful to the Uzumaki clan was one of them. You know what they say, when you can't eat a Jinchuriki soul... fuse them together and send them as far away from the afterlife as possible as revenge, or something like that.

Admins might have taken it down, but I'm putting it right back up.

One second dueling to save a friend, the next second, falling out of the sky itself with no clue how he got to where he is. How will he save his best friend from darkness, when he doesn't even know where or when he is?

A weird turn of unlucky events leads one Naruto Uzumaki to be sent to a weird, very weird, new world that would be a pervert's dream come true.

In celebration of the full release of RWBY: Grimm Eclipse, comes the redo of an older story, missing in various elements from both series.

Redo of an older story, the insides are a surprise. Finally got around to reuploading it.

Bodyless head? Headless body? Sometimes it is hard for a Dullahan who barely remembers his past to just get a "head" in life.

In Celebration for a Very Important Achievement

Science is fun. Watch as I use science to answer your questions, and frequently asked questions, on things in the Naruto series that you are not sure about... and make it fun.

Special One Shot

Blonde hair, blue eyes, and a body count that only rises as time goes on.

A young cat, in needing of a master to train her in the sacred ways of nature, but what will the journey hold for this young cat? Only the Seventh holds the answer for her in this story.

Redo of my other Pokegirl story, with more of what makes Pokegirls great.

The future, past, and present. To Sexebi, that didn't matter, but when she needs help she needs to go get a great hero from the future, and bring them to the past. Naruto Uzumaki is that, future, hero... despite being taken from a young age. Had to change the name of it.

Rewrite of "Naruto the Apprentice of the Fairy Queen".

Nine special Possession grimm invade the bodies of parents to be, and what is born is considered to be a curse on humanity itself. This is the story of a few people who were considered unlucky to be born.

In a world of monsters and humans, a special human with the strength of a monster can only do one thing, help monsters adjust to human life.

Ever curious about something you saw, but don't understand it and need a better explaination. Come and read this story, and don't be afraid to ask.

Those of strength never truly die. They are remembered though legends, but when those legends die... the best way to be remembered... come back to the world through reincarnation.

The power of perversion runs strong within the Uzumaki bloodline, and in a war against clothes... perversion may be all we have left.

Stranded in a new world, at least until his duck-butt haired friend comes to bring him home, Naruto has to fill the time doing something. Well, the best way to do that would be to mess with some of the heroes, and show the world that they can be their own heroes.

Training a pokemon is not all that hard when you come from a world where you yourself fight to the death. What is harder... finding the strongest opponents for those pokemon you train.

In a world of strong vs weak, kill or be killed, a ninja would be expected to hide in the shadows and take out all enemies by surprise right? Wrong, when that ninja is Naruto Uzumaki!

First, you got "Naruto the Twin Tails". Then, you had "Naruto the Twin Tails: The Pure". Now, here comes the final part of the Twin Tails story. "Naruto the Twin Tails: The Impure"!

Those who endure endure are shinobi, whose whose spirit endures for eternity are those who reincarnate. Watch as the newest incarnation of Naruto fights for the only world he knows.

Two beings, one male, one female, mirror each other perfectly. The two of them will soon find that in a world where their wish came true. Faced with their haunted pasts of friends long gone, they have to deal with things together... because they have no choice.

Merry Christmas (2015)

Sent to a new Dimension by accident sucks. Being sent to a dimension and losing half your body by accident. Sucks even more. Having freaking scientists for an unknown government place your soul inside of a robot? Meh. Does being a robot make a person any less human? Well, Naruto Uzumaki is going to find that out the hard way.

Naruto was not expecting Kaguya's last act before she was sealed away to be sealing HIM away, and in another dimension where humans cooexisted with monsters. To better interact with the world around him, Naruto decides to seal his own powers and try and live a normal life... and then things stop being normal.

Going to another world with no way to return. Fine. Meeting the girl of your dreams and starting a family. Awesome. Becoming a teacher for a class you really enjoy. Nice. Dealing with a 10 year old teacher? Eh?

What do you get when you take some of the most overused clichés in fanfiction, and turn them into something that will make your head spin with laughter? You get this story. Made purely for comedy purposes.

A One Shot of what it would be like if Naruto learned that somebody he was with, had a little something more than they let on. Do not read this story if you were unable to take a joke.

A Guide to Writing those ever so difficult "Lemon Scenes" without hitting Clichés time after time. The truth about the different between Romantic Lemons, and Cliché Lemons.

Written and Dedicated to the Memory of Monty Oum. On Hold until the end of Volume 3.

Rewrite of Naruto the Super Foxy Devil Beast

Part 1 of 2 - Complete

The Sunshine family, after the retirement of the Hokage, decides to go on an extended vacation.

The Hunter and the Fox, always a well known combonation of man and animal where one hunts the other... how about when the Hunter... is a girl... and the Fox... is a Faunus? This is a hunter and fox, where killing each other is the last thing on their mind.

Replacement for Naruto the Fatherly Sage

This is an Event Story, to celebrate me now being on the Favorites List of over 5,000 people at this very moment.

A multi-oneshot series giving the facts you need to know, with an Omake at the end. Hopefully, I will only need one chapter for this one. I really suggest reading it, and remaining calm. I assure you, the information and the end is both informative, and heart warming.

The Ninja world has been abandoned... but where will the ninja go... with the Elemental Satellite they can go wherever they want! The problem... the only person that can control the Elemental Satellite is... Naruto Uzumaki... STOP PLAYING WITH THAT ROBOT!

Space and time, double and half, holy and unholy, every yin had a yang, and for every future hero there was a past hero to pave the way. Some heroes of the past, have yet to finish playing the hero.

Sometimes fate is a funny thing, and sometimes falling out of the sky and smashing into the ground in front of a strange stalker girl is an even funnier thing. Naruto Uzumaki is a Lucky/Unlucky man like that.

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Reincarnated with no memory of his past, and adopted into the family with a strange older brother, watch as Naruto flourishes in a strange time and place. If Blank never loses, then a Blank Maelstrom wipes out all the competition.

After defeating Sasuke in the final battle, his ex-best friend shows he is a sore loser and decides to send Naruto to a whole new dimension with his chakra sealed. The biggest question about this he is asking is simple... what is a Sekirei?

Okay, somebody has been harassing me nonstop using different accounts to make this story, so if enough people want me to do it I might as well, but if not the first chapter is just a description as well as a challenge statement for anyone that wants it. Seriously, if you want it, take it. Warning: Lemon Story challenge and Futanari, you can see why I am reluctant.

Kitsune, creatures of illusion and trickery... when they come into your life you know you are in for either bliss or a headache.

The 3,000 Person to Favorite me requested I do another Naruto-Crossover with RWBY. Dropped into a world out of nowhere, just as he was about to defeat his newest enemy, Naruto is left with only a sword and his armor as he explores this new world... then world of Remnant. Pairing is a secret!

Naruto, raised by the church after he got lost from his world at age six, with only the most basic understanding of chakra. Together with his partner, they will become the strongest idiots the church have ever seen, with strong swords and stronger wills, they are the enemy to all Stray Devils they cross!

Naruto Uzumaki finds himself stranded in a new world when he tried to use the Kyuubi's Chakra to summon a toad, but where is this new world... and why can't he feel his chakra anymore? Why has punching holes through stone become so much easier? 'Strong' Naruto.

A lot of people requested that I make a fic like this... I wasn't going to bother, until a friend of mine kept requesting it over and over. This is a Naruto who lives his life in a game fanfiction. It will be a multipart story, with each story focusing on a different type of theme.

Unreal Power - Check, Immortal - Check, Total Awesome - Double Check, Loli Wife - locked away at Mahora... what? Naruto Uzumaki, a force of unspeakable power takes a small trip away from his wife for a few dozen years and then he finds out that she got herself locked away in Mahora? The best part about it, it is an all girls school... just great.

An alternate Universe where being the Jinchuriki... is a good thing? In a world where instead of tailed beasts, each village contained a deity with a family to appease it and grant it's blessings to their lands, watch as the next Nine Tails Jinchuriki follows in his mothers footsteps and became the best Jinchuriki he can be. Read the warnings in the story.

Triple Crossover - Naruto, Rosario Vampire, Magi This was a personal request, look inside to see the story.

Naruto Uzumaki has lived a long unlife, and now that his unlife is perfect, a hot girlfriend, a lot of money, and a good school, things turn sour as his world is flooded with zombies... again.

A single change can affect a life, and that life may just be your next one. How will the reincarnation of one Naruto Uzumaki change now that he died at the end of a war. This is the Sister Fic to Twin Tails, a what-if story about what could have happened if the way Naruto died had changed.

Naruto Uzumaki has brought peace to the World of Ninja, but not it is time for him to return home to where he has truly came from. Now with his old sword by his side, watch as he brings peace to the world where Angels and Devils exist.

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Naruto was given a chance to protect everyone he loved... by never seeing them again and going to a new world. A world filled with magic, and he himself now has this magic given to him by... A little girl! How will Naruto handle a world where war is rare and the opponents are strange? Like a boss that's how! Naruto/Harem, Powerful Naruto, Dragon Slayer Naruto with a twist.

A Sound Soul is the driving force of the new world Naruto has to become of part of, sounds easy right? Not with crazy witches, funny death gods, and school girls coming for him it's not? Strong Naruto/Harem