Stories by Voivode

When Jon Stark, a nurse who works at a nearby hospital, comes across a wounded woman in distress, he goes to drive her there. Convinced to take her home instead, he gets to know the almost inhumanly beautiful blonde over the course of the night, or so he thinks, for unknown to him, she isn't what she appears to be, and her entry into his life will change it forever. Vampire AU

When Rhaenys learns that Corlys has been unfaithful, she's devastated. Flying to Dragonstone to see her grandchildren, she ends up telling Laena the truth, infuriating her daughter. With a little advice from Rhaenyra, she comes up with a way to make her mother feel better and get back at her father: encouraging her to sleep with her husband Aemon, Daemon's half-northern son.

Harry and Luna have been a couple ever since the end of the war and have traveled the world, going on all manner of adventures. When they stumble across the scene one night of a beautiful ashen-haired girl being confronted by an army in skeleton-themed armor, they intervene, unaware that it will lead them on an adventure like none other. Multiversal hijinks ensue.

Convinced that he's going to die in the first task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry is desperate to find a solution. When a chance encounter with a moon-eyed blonde ends with him borrowing a book on devil summoning, he summons Rias Gremory, who leads him down a path that won't just save him from the tournament but rock the entire world.

When Daphne Greengrass gets her allowance cut, she's furious and, at Astoria's advice, looks for a job in the muggle world. When the first place she comes across is Hooters, she assumes, to her disgust, that all muggle places must be like that and, figuring that no one she knows will ever go there, applies, something that works out well until Harry Potter comes in to dine.

Pansy Parkinson, worried about how exhausted Lyra Malfoy looks and sure that the girl is performing some task for the Dark Lord, investigates, wanting to help her however she can, only to learn that she's exhausted because she's sleeping with Harry Potter. This turns out to be her task, and Lyra quickly recruits Pansy to help her, unaware that theirs is not the only scheme in play.

When Lyanna starts dating Rhaegar, Jon, an only child, knows that it's going to take some getting used to on his part, given that the man has three daughters. He has no way of knowing just what sort of changes these hypnotically beautiful girls are going to bring to his life, though, or what extraordinary benefits are going to come from his mother's new relationship.

The Ironborn, wanting leverage against the North, abduct who they think is his heir and lead him away from Winterfell, taking shelter in a nearby cave to escape a sudden storm. When one of them strikes Jon, spilling his blood onto the cave floor, they unwittingly unleash a power that will be their doom and change the boy's life in ways he never could have imagined.

Cersei, irritated by her trip to Winterfell and more than a little drunk, gets a wicked idea when Sansa asks her how to be a good wife to Joffrey. When the queen tells her that men value bedroom skills in their wives and that the key is to be discreet in gaining them, she racks her brain for who to turn to before deciding that Jon, as a creature born of lust, would be perfect.

Tonks' OWL year was awful, due to the Chamber and Lockhart's ineptitude, and she's happy that it's over. When her friend Hestia tells her what the creature who terrorized them was, she becomes enamored by the idea of a basilisk hide coat. She approaches Harry that summer to try to convince him to part with a little of it, leading to something she never could have imagined.

Pushing Sirius out of the way of Bellatrix's curse came at a cost for Harry Potter, who ended up in another world. Enslaved by monstrous creatures, he assumes he's in hell but eventually learns that he's in the Vega system from another prisoner, Koriand'r. As the two of them grow close, he becomes determined to escape with her, get back to Earth, and take revenge on the Citadel.

Jon Snow has had a terrible day, first being betrayed and stabbed by the men of the Night's Watch and then falling through the sky above an island he's never seen before. When he's caught by a dragon of all things and questioned by a woman claiming to be Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen, he's convinced he's gone mad. Surely he hasn't ended up nearly two centuries in the past, right?

Years ago, Arya, while fostering with her aunt and the king, stumbled across her cousin, Daemon, Rhaenys, and Daenerys in the throes of passion and took to spying on them. Ever since they caught her, she's been waiting for the day they promised to let her join in, but when her family visits for her nameday, she fears that will get in the way. She should have known better.

Newlyweds Fleur and Harry travel to a private island he inherited from Sirius for their honeymoon. As they explore, they discuss Veela traditions, and Fleur explains that was once common for them to make love to their husbands under the stars as a tribute to the goddess Aphrodite. Harry has no objection to that, not imagining for a moment that she might notice, much less join in.

When Princess Arianne Martell learns from her father that she is to wed Prince Daemon Targaryen, the king's son by Lyanna Stark, she is furious. When she sees what a tall, handsome man he's turned into during his time fostering in the North, however, her fury quickly turns to lust and the pair are swept up in an all-consuming passion.

Hermione Granger has it all: she excels in her studies, has a bright future ahead of her, and has a loving, gorgeous boyfriend who adores her.  She has only one problem: she cannot keep up with him in bed at all.  Wondering if there's something wrong with her or very right with him, she decides to test it out by inviting her promiscuous dormmate Lavender to join them for a night.

Due to a freak accident, Ron has to spend the night of the Yule Ball in the hospital wing. With Padma having no date and no time to find one, Lavender suggests she goes with Harry alongside Parvati, who quickly agrees. With no friend to mope with and two dates who could curse him for not giving it his all, Harry does all that he can to be a good date and is handsomely rewarded.

Daenerys Targaryen, reclusive mystery writer, has been driven half-mad by her new neighbors' loud lovemaking. Confronting them, she's shocked to see Jon Stark, her old childhood crush, whom she hasn't seen since she was fourteen. When they invite her to dinner as an apology, she accepts immediately, unaware of just what the amorous couple have in mind or how eagerly she'll accept.

Aegon VI, newly crowned and tired of being bothered by his brother, Daemon, to find a wife, since he has no interest in women, racks his brain for a solution before finally settling on one. Since Daemon would father his heirs either way, and he and Rhaenys enjoy sharing women already, he tasks them with touring the kingdoms looking for a potential queen they can both enjoy.

Desperately needing cash, young Jon Stark offers to paint his neighbors', the Martells', house. When, as he's just finishing up the days-long job, he spills paint on himself, he doesn't think twice about washing it off, unaware that Arianne, his longtime crush, and her two equally hot friends are on their way back. What follows, as he gets caught, is beyond his wildest dreams. AU.

When Harry wakes up chained to a bed during the summer after Voldemort's return, he immediately panics, thinking that the dark wizard has captured him. He quickly learns that his abductors, Flora and Hestia Carrow, far from wanting to hand him over to Voldemort, want to help him destroy him via a ritual that will require him to take their virginities, much to his shock and desire.

After Daenerys takes Yunkai, Missandei learns about a purple-eyed stud slave named Daemon and wonders if he might be virile enough to break the queen's curse. After suggesting it to her, the last Targaryen decide to meet with this Daemon and becomes instantly taken with him, completely unaware that they're already far more closely connected than she ever could have imagined.

Prince Daemon Targaryen and his wife, Princess Arianne, having conquered the Dothraki and carved out a kingdom in Essos, have been living in their new capital city for moons when they're approached by a delegation from the three cities to the east. The women, convinced that he is their god reborn, tell them that they need his seed to revive their people, much to both their delight.

Luna Lovegood has always wanted friends but never quite managed to get any. After reading a harem manga and seeing that the girls in it all seem to get along great, she decides to try and build a harem around the boy she fancies most, Harry, much to his absolute surprise.

Jon and Arianne, successful adult streamers, travel to a small town to buy a car he's wanted since he was a boy, only to nearly hit a beautiful, oddly dressed woman on their way back. Daenerys, it turns out, is a young Amish woman running away from her village after being shunned. Taking her in, they have no idea what a journey of sex, intrigue, and corruption they've embarked on.

When Lyanna learns that Daemon is planning to join the Kingsguard, she's horrified. Not wanting him to bind himself to an order that would force him to forsake so many of life's joys, she confronts him and tries to convince him to change his mind. When her attempt takes a turn neither could have seen coming, she ends up showing him exactly what he'd be giving up.

When Astoria and Pansy learn that as he died, Voldemort unwittingly rendered his marked followers infertile, they're devastated, being married to two of them. Searching for a solution, they learn that, as the man who slew him, Harry Potter has the legal right to give them heirs. Turning to his wife, Daphne, for help, they find her more willing than they could have imagined.

Rhaenyra Targaryen is a single mother harboring a terrible secret about her daughter, Daenerys. Falling pregnant in her teens, she managed to overcome that and build a good life for them, something that is threatened when Dany brings home her new boyfriend. The handsome, terribly familiar Daemon Snow quickly leads them all down a path of lust and debauchery none of them saw coming.

After overhearing Prince Daemon's plot to avenge Lucerys, Jon Snow, the prince's bastard son, fearing that it will end poorly, follows the men his father hired into Maegor's tunnels and kills them before finishing the task properly himself. He expects to be rewarded for killing Aemond, but he never would have expected part of that reward to come from his little sister Rhaena.

Ned sent Jon to be fostered on Bear Island years ago, and by and large that seems to have worked out well. When he learns that the islanders got into a conflict with the Ironborn, one that they prevailed in against all odds, he decides to go check on his nephew, unaware of the secrets he's going to uncover regarding him, Lynesse, and four of Maege Mormont's daughters.

Princess Myrcella, only child of Robert and Cersei, learns the terrible truth about her origins before her family leaves for Winterfell. Scarred by this, she thinks it more than appropriate when her father decides to reward Jon Snow with her hand for saving his life, and when she learns about his particularly close relationship with Arya, that only entices her further.

Recently widowed, Saera Targaryen returns to the capital her father banished her from long ago at the invitation of the new king, her nephew Viserys. She finds little of interest in the capital until she meets the king's nephew, Prince Jon. This tall, dark, and gorgeous young prince makes her feel things she hasn't in years, and she quickly feels her old wildness return in force.

Many say that Queen Elia is the most generous and kind soul in the kingdoms for embracing her husband's bastard as she has. Most women would have scorned the boy for the circumstances of his birth or at least, insisted that he be kept far from the rest of the family, but she's kept him close. What people don't know, though, is that her motives haven't been entirely selfless.

As a result of a curse that Molly suffered when she was younger, none of her sons can have children. When they learn of this, they and their wives try to find a solution but only come up with one. A clause in their marriage contracts allows their wives to turn to their brother for children and while they're all infertile their brother-in-law, Harry, isn't and technically qualifies.

Daphne has searched for years for a way to save Astoria from her curse. When she comes across an old ritual that could potentially save her, she's horrified to realize that it would need them to give their virginities to the lord or heir of the family that cursed them, the Blacks, thinking that Draco is said heir. Learning that it's actually Harry Potter changes things a little.

Daemon Targaryen has been a miserable mess since his girlfriend Alys left him for his cousin Robb. His mother, refusing to let him mope around the house all summer, arranges for him to do some work for Ashara Dayne, having no idea just what a path of debauchery and trouble she's set him on in the process.

Rhaenyra is set to wed Laenor and feels doomed to a life without passion. When Laena returns home with her new husband, Daemon's bastard son, Jon Snow, they end up providing a much-needed distraction, but unbeknownst to Rhaenyra, they will end up providing far more, as Laena is quite aware of her brother's nature and quite happy to suggest a pleasurable solution to her problem.

Lyanna, as queen regent, went to great lengths to ensure that her son, the crown prince Daemon, didn't suffer scandal as he grew up, lengths that she hopes no one ever learns of. Unbeknownst to her, his new brides, Rhaenys and Daenerys, are not only aware of what she did to keep him from turning to whores but are also more than happy to let it continue, provided they can join in.

Myrcella's idyllic life turns to horror when Robert Baratheon, Lord of Storm's End, learns the truth about her paternity. Now a bastard with few prospects, she jumps at the offer when Arianne Martell and her husband, Prince Daemon Targaryen, invite her to live in Sunspear, unaware of just what a den of depravity she's about to enter or how much she's going to love it.

When Harry starts dating Lavender in sixth year, Hermione, feeling invisible and plain next to the beautiful blonde, decides to experiment with polyjuice and see if she can't get it to change merely her figure, only to accidentally end up creating a sensation link between them over the holidays and learning just how physical their relationship is.

When Arya loses the coin given to her by Jaqan H'ghar, she despairs, thinking she's utterly screwed, only to run into a beautiful woman who introduces herself as Bellegere. It turns out that she's wed to her brother, Jon, who left years ago to seek his fortune. Taken in, she finds herself utterly captivated by her sister-in-law, unaware of the plans she has for the three of them.

Inspired by Witchcraft and Devilry. Luna gives Harry a book on demon summoning following Voldemort's return and, made desperate by Umbridge's evil, he uses it, unwittingly summoning Mephistopheles, the Lord of Cania. It sure would suck for the archdevil if he happened to have a map on hand capable of showing him the true name of everyone in the school. A crackish adventure ensues.

A crack-fic in which Daenerys, terrified about wedding Drogo, gets drunk and stumbles into Ilyrio's treasure room, finding a lamp from which emerges a tiny blue man who offers her a wish. Forgetting Balerion's name, she wishes for a big black dragon to be restored and bonded to her, ending up with the biggest dragon of all: Ancalagon the Black. Terror and doom come for her enemies.

Harry should have known that nothing would ever be normal with having Luna as his girlfriend but he still expected his first visit to her home not to be too out the ordinary. There are things about the Rookery that she didn't tell him, like how no one inside can wear clothes and she also left out just what she was hoping would come from introducing him to her widowed mother.

Daenerys and Margaery, roommates and lovers, have been friends all their lives and know everything there is to know about each other. As such, when they lay eyes on the gorgeous nude model for their art class, they both know that the other finds him hot too. Reaching out to him, they hire him to take some photos of them, leading to a day of debauchery none of them will forget.

Jon knows well that men in his world cannot sleep alone without risking a demonic encounter. After his wife dies in the birthing bed, delivering a stillborn son, though, he finds himself too broken to care. When he wakes to find a succubus in his home, he knows at once that he must satisfy her completely or die. What he doesn't know is that passing that test is only the beginning.

The perpetually ignored Queen Rhaenys is absolutely fed up with her husband, Aegon. A passionless marriage is bad enough, but when he starts spending time with a red priestess, her misery turns to humiliation. After another seduction attempt fails, she comes across Arianne and Daemon having sex and quickly learns that while the older brother doesn't want her, the younger one does.

When Hestia agreed to watch over Harry Potter following Voldemort's return, she didn't expect that to mean listening to him sleep with her sister. She didn't even know that he and Megan were dating, but by the end of that day, she certainly understands the appeal. What follows drags her and later Gwenog into a true test of the chosen one's stamina. Can he keep up with the Joneses?

When a stressed-out and recently single Harry is forced to take a vacation, he meets a mysterious, beautiful redhead named Wanda Maximoff. Wanda herself has been trapped in this world since the Darkhold's destruction and happily takes the welcome distraction of the handsome man. The two quickly bond and realize that perhaps being pushed to the spot as they were was for the best.

When Rhaenys Targaryen convinced her cousin to seduce her heartbroken little brother and get him out of his funk. she didn't think that the two of them might get together or that she she'd be forced to hear her valonqar fucking the sanity out of her roommate night after night. Finding out that the two of the do cam shows as well leads her down a path she never could have imagined.

Astoria has struggled for years with her and Draco's inability to conceive, something made worse by the fact that her sister and her husband can't stop. When she learns that an old rival is pregnant again, she sees red. Luckily for her, Daphne has a solution ready: a clause she made sure their father included in her marriage contract, one that will involve her own hunky husband.

Daphne Greengrass has been in love with her best friend, Rose Potter, for years. While consoling her about her latest breakup, Rose's brother, Harry, returns from France with his adoring girlfriend Fleur and takes her upstairs to have sex. A confrontation with the obnoxiously loud couple leads Daphne and Rose to discover things about themselves that they never would have imagined.

Already feeling terrible about how the battle at the ministry went, Hermione's insecurities are amplified by both Ron and Harry in different ways. When she comes across a self-improvement ritual in a book Sirius left her, she's intrigued, and as things seem to worsen around her, she snaps and decides to try it out, unaware of the consequences there will be for both her and Harry.

Fleur is furious that she ends up lower in the standings, after the first task, than her youngest competitor, whom she had dismissed completely and decides to research him. When she learns about one of his most unique abilities, though, figuring out how to beat him in the tournament becomes far less important.

Seeking a solution to the sudden influx of Voldemort's memories he received after the man's defeat, Harry traveled the world for seven years. After a letter from Hermione lures him back to Britain months before an election, he finds himself caught in a web of political intrigue centered around her, Daphne Greengrass, and Susan Bones, each of whom comes to desire both power and him.

When Cloud chooses to take Aerith on a date at the Gold Saucer, Tifa concludes that he's just never going to see her the way she wishes he would. Barret, noticing how upset she is, decides to get a drink with her to cheer her up, leading to something neither one of them would have ever expected.

Cedric knows that without Harry's warning about the Dragon, he would have been cooked. After learning that his young competitor doesn't have a date to the Yule Ball, he sets Harry up with the beautiful, buxom Susan Bones to pay him back. Warned by Cedric that he had better be a good date, Harry endeavors to do just that and learns that Susan can be very passionate when happy.

When Gabrielle hears that Harry and Ginny are looking for a nanny for their son, she jumps at the opportunity. Realizing that making her dreams of being with Harry a reality will only be possible if she manages to convince his wife, she turns her seductive charms on the redhead first, finding her more interested than she ever would have expected.

With Aegon dead, Rhaenys is betrothed to Daemon. He is cold during their first meeting since they were kids, confusing her, and when she asks her cousins what it could mean, Tyene reminds her how awful she was to him back then. Distraught by the possibility, she asks them what to do, and Arianne suggests crawling into his bed and offering to make amends, even if it takes all night.

As priestesses of Rhilor, Melisandre and Kinvara have absolute faith in the accuracy of their visions. The flames say that Prince Daemon Targaryen of Summerhall is the prince who was promised. Sadly, he doesn't believe them and seems to think them mad. They know that they have to change his mind, and the flames quickly show them how: by serving their prince in every way.

After learning in the worst way possible that he had a daughter with a whore, Robert Baratheon decides to bring her to the North and marry her off to Ned's bastard son, Jon Snow. Bella Rivers, having never imagined that her life might take such a turn, reacts with enthusiasm, enthusiasm that only grows stronger when she sees how handsome and gifted her husband to be is.

Separated from his friends during the chaos in the aftermath of the World Cup, Harry stumbles across a wand and pockets it for protection. When he happens upon some Death Eaters threatening two gorgeous blonde twins, without even thinking of it, he draws the wand and hurls a giant rock at them. The twins, upon finding him again in Hogwarts, decide to reward him for his heroics.

After losing yet again to Harry Potter, Druella Malfoy storms over to the Gryffindors' boy's shower, meaning to vent her rage at him once he's done. As time passes, she grows suspicious about what's taking him so long and pokes her head in. When she sees just how hot her old rival is, however, she finds herself grappling with desires she never would have imagined. Fem!Draco

When Arya's assigned to kill a whore and her pimp, she thinks nothing of it, but when Jon Snow appears in the brothel, it shocks her to her core. She hasn't seen him since he left to become a sellsword, and when, seeing only the face she's wearing, he decides that he wants her for the night, she's put in a difficult situation, one made worse by her own confusing feelings for him.

With the deaths of her brothers, Myrcella is the one stuck dealing with two very angry dragon riders. After ensuring that her mother can't blow the city up, she goes to discuss terms with the Targaryens. When she sees just how painfully gorgeous Daemon and Daenerys are, she finds herself making them an offer she never would have imagined. Luckily for her, they're very interested.

Harry and his friends survived their encounter with Lupin, but not unscathed. Hermione suffers a minor werewolf scratch that has some unexpected consequences. Left unbearably horny during the full moon, her summer was difficult, and with the train ride to Hogwarts coinciding with the full moon, she's sure it's going to be awful. Luckily for her, Harry's there to offer his help.

As Rhaenys enters the last weeks of her pregnancy, she's advised by her maester not to have sex again until she's given birth and recovered. Not wanting Daemon to go without entirely, and realizing that blowjobs are also difficult in her state, she decides to give him permission to bed another woman until she recovers. She even has the perfect candidate in mind, her mother, Elia.

When Pansy starts randomly showing interest in Harry during their sixth year, he quickly realizes that Malfoy has ordered her to distract him. He tries to ignore her but underestimates just how persistent she can be. Eventually deciding to play along and see if he can learn anything from the beautiful pureblood, the both of them are surprised by how much they enjoy themselves.

Catelyn has always hated Jon Snow, both for reminding her of Ned's infidelity and for looking like him. As he's aged, Jon has started to look less like Ned and more like his late uncle Brandon. When Ned and Robb travel to White Harbor and Catelyn catches Jon fucking a pair of redheads, suddenly, his resemblance to the most attractive man she'd ever met becomes too much to ignore.

When Ned heard of the upcoming tourney at Harrenhal, all he expected to get out of it was a chance to test his skills at arms and catch up with his siblings, as he knew that they'd all be attending. He didn't expect to find much else, especially not love, but when he spies a raven-haired beauty with eyes like amethysts across the great hall, that's exactly what he finds.

Tonks has been bored for ages, with her job being nowhere near as exciting as she imagined and her lovelife being almost nonexistent. Watching Harry following Voldemort's return turns out to be just as dull, but that changes when his gorgeous Veela girlfriend shows up. The amorous couple, after discovering that they're being watched, make her an offer that's anything but boring.

Convinced that with Umbridge there, he'll finally be able to drive Harry out of the castle, Malfoy has powdered Minotaur horn slipped into Harry's drink and watches as his nemesis transforms into a bull man. As his friends try to find a way to help him, Luna brings an unorthodox solution. It'll take her, Ginny, Hermione, and some stamina potions, but she assures them it will work.

Auror Harry catches Daphne and Astoria stealing and goes to arrest them. In the process he learns that their family was ruined after the war despite not supporting Voldemort and that they can't afford the potions that they need to help with their curse. He lets them go and tries to see if there's anything else he can do to help only to learn that the curse isn't what he expected.

When her aunt dies, Katie's mother inherits everything she owns, including a rather impressive collection of erotic novels. Swiping a few before her mother can get rid of them, she shares them with her best friends. After reading one that details the wonders of having a Parselmouth lover, though, all three of them decide to turn to Harry to help them sort fact from fiction.

Daphne Greengrass hates her fellow eighth year Draco Malfoy with a passion and is determined to make her sister realize that he isn't good enough for her. When the innocent girl comes to Daphne seeking sexual advice, she decides to gift her with a transfigured dildo based on the penis of her own boyfriend, Harry Potter. Surely this won't have any consequences down the line.

Catelyn has had enough to worry about over the last several months since Bran's fall. Robb ignoring her warnings and bringing Ned's bastard back from the wall was one thing, but his growing infatuation with Talisa Maegyr is too much. To stop him from making a mistake that could cost them all, she finds herself turning to the last person she'd have expected for help, Jon Snow.

As a princess, Daenerys Targaryen has everything a woman of her era could want, save for a husband who can satisfy her insatiable appetites. Recently widowed after her first husband died in their bed, she's been looking someone new ever since. When she hears about a man who exhausted three of Chataya's whores, she becomes intrigued, wondering just how impressive Jon Snow could be.

Jon Snow heads towards the castle that his stepfather just inherited, along with his stepsisters and their aunt. When their parents' flight is cancelled due to bad weather, the four of them end up having the castle to themselves for the night. When the four of them discover a hidden wine cellar and a decide to play truth or dare, it leads Jon to fulfill a fantasy he's had for years

Ciri has come across many things in her travels that she couldn't even begin to describe to her friends back home, but stumbling across a gorgeous man fucking the hell out of the hottest woman she's ever seen is one of the greatest surprises she's ever found. When she slips on a puddle of the woman's fluids and hits her head, she awakens to discover that they don't mind at all.

Margaery's absolute certainty that Loras will win the tourney being held, in part to announce her betrothal to Aegon, has been driving her future goodsister, Rhaenys, mad. Turning to her Valonqar, Daemon, Rhaenys asks him to win the tourney for her. His reluctance leads her to promise him all manner of filthy things that they both end up enjoying more than they expected.

Arya and Bellegere have been together for years and want to have a baby. They decide on IVF and when Belle suggests asking Jon to be the donor, it makes perfect sense to Arya. When his wife suggests that they avoid the expense of IVF though, and just do it the old fashioned way, it reawakens feeling Arya buried long ago and leads the four of them down a path of absolute debauchery.

With Fleur worried about Gabrielle being her hostage for the second task, Harry doesn't hesitate to suggest that they work together. In the aftermath of it, a grateful Fleur decides to give Harry something few men have ever enjoyed: a happily bound and gagged Veela. When Harry takes things too far, he ends up faced with a feral, horny harpy that he had better hope he can satisfy.

Drinking the Felix Felicis that he won in Potions class on the night of the Slug Club Christmas Party and his date with Luna has far-reaching consequences for Harry and everyone else. For Harry, they are very pleasant consequences.

Dowager queen Elia Martell has been lonely since the untimely death of her husband. Princess Rhaenys has a solution for her mother's loneliness: her husband, Prince Daemon Targaryen.

The Harry Potter from before Fleur Delacour came into his life would have been terrified at the thought of having to get a date for the Yule Ball. All that this Harry has to focus on is being a good date for his friend-with-benefits and figuring out who Hermione's mystery date is. Little does he know that his date has plans to make it a truly unforgettable night.

Watching Ron and Lavender try to devour each other daily has been driving Hermione mad. When she comes across a potion recipe in an old book in the restricted section, promising to make the drinker the perfect woman, it proves too tempting to pass up. When giving into temptation has consequences, it falls to Harry to help her deal with them.

The first time Hermione caught Harry and Ginny having sex at Hogwarts, during her Prefect patrols, she didn't know whether she was more shocked by what she was seeing or how much it turned her on. After trying to swear off her illicit thrill more than once, she's shocked again when Ginny offers her a front-row seat to a show she's only ever seen from a distance.

For years now, Daenerys has been plagued by dreams where she is visited by a demon that tries to tempt her into sinful acts. As she nears the day in which she is to start her training to become a septa, she hopes that taking her holy vows will rid her of the demon. Is that what she truly wants, though?

Daenerys Targaryen has had apocalyptically bad taste in men all her life. The one exception has been her next-door neighbor and best friend, Jon Snow, with whom she's been in love for about as long as he's been taken. When her newly single friend has his nude sketch ruined just two days before it's due for his art class, opportunity knocks.

Watching Harry take Umbridge's bait again and again since the start of the year, and thus making things worse for himself, has been driving Hermione mad. When a perverted spell experiment Lavender and Parvati inadvertently gave her the idea for teaches her something about Harry she never knew, she comes up with a possible solution.

A mission gone wrong results a dramatic change for Harry and an extraordinary night for Ginny.

Lily Luna Potter wants to know why her parents insist that she can't date Scorpius Malfoy. She might regret asking.

Harry ends up in a coma following the final battle. How unorthodox a treatment will he need to wake back up?

It still amazes him how much life can change in a single moment. Follow Harry as he rejects those who would use him and deals with those who would kill him. (Abandoned)

When Ron does something to hurt Hermione, can Harry and Ginny help her move on?