Stories by VonPelt

After breaking into the Westerlands, King Robb Stark is looking for allies against the Lannisters. Sent as an envoy to Sunspear, Jon Snow is tasked to negotiate an accord between the Kingdom of the North and the Trident, and Dorne. With two guards and Ghost, he finds himself far from home in a foreign land with a task more difficult than he first thought.
James Potter said it was impossible to get a date with Lily Evans. Sirius just wanted to prove his friend wrong. At least that was the plan.
After a year in hell, the Enterprise fulfilled her mission and made it back home to Earth. But the Delphic Expanse left its mark on both the ship and her crew. Alternate S4E3 Home.

Shifting Engagement by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry did not imagine his first time getting drunk would end like this. Not that he was complaining.
Fed up with his job abroad, Harry quits, travels across the continent and gets a lot more than he bargained for when he goes out for drinks.

Raising Black by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore's worst nightmare came to pass. Harry Potter in the hands of Voldemort's right hand. He found that it is not as bad as he had feared.

Sirius Airlines by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the War, Harry realises that he is seriously rich. However, with no financial guidance, some of his spending decisions are a bit questionable, as Hermione just found out. Crack taken seriously.

No Longer Alone by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Unable to clear his name, Sirius asked his cousin Andromeda to take care of Harry. This turns out to be the best decision Sirius has ever made.
Maege Mormont sent word of Robb's will north to her daughter Lyra, who leaves to fetch Jon from the Night's Watch. Things get complicated from thereon.
A familiar song echoed through the realm, sung a generation earlier.

Learning by Teaching by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Professor Slughorn gave Harry an assignment he was not prepared for. But given how it ended, perhaps that was for the best.

Deliverance from Nightmares by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

With a different teacher, learning Occlumency can become a much nicer undertaking.

An Unexpected Turn for a Friendship by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has come up with the perfect plan for Professor Slughorn's Christmas Party. Of course, it involves Harry, and of course, things do not go as planned.

A Day in Barnstaple by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Things go a little differently during Professor Slughorn's Christmas Party. Nothing but fluff.
After her trial, Ahsoka Tano tries to find her own path without returning to the Temple. After all, they made it clear that she wasn't welcome there anymore. This, however, does not sit well with her former Master.

A Backstabbing Friend by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry returned to Hogwarts after the War, but not everything has changed for the better. Crack, poking fun at pureblood culture.

A Failed Team-Building Exercise by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

As Captain of the Quidditch team, it fell to Harry to forge 7 players into one finely-tuned unit. Unfortunately, most of the team did not turn up.

Impatient Patient by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A third of a year - nearly 4 months - 17 weeks - 118 days - 2832 hours - and although she had not counted the minutes, Katie had felt every one of them in her little room at St Mungo's.

The Folly of the Bleeding Heart by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

No one ever accused Andromeda of being sane.

The Road to the Castle by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Tonks talk while they walk to the Gates of Hogwarts. Start of a romance if you really squint at it.

Warmer than a Thousand Suns by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was not a smart idea, nor a good one. In fact, as far as ideas went, it was outright insane. But for once Harry didn't care, her embrace was addictive and he needed to feel her arms around him once more. She had awoken something inside of him, a longing he could not have comprehended before.

New Spice by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A balcony under the stars, the big ball everyone wanted to attend, a marble balustrade in front of a magical forest, the moon shining brightly - Harry realised that it sounded straight from a fairytale. At least there were no carriages which would turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

Vineyards and Apple Pie by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Like the apple tree in front of him, Harry's life had grown in unexpected directions, yet it bore the sweetest fruits.

Vineyards and Apple Pie by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Like the apple tree in front of him, Harry's life had grown in unexpected directions, yet it bore the sweetest fruits.

Thicker than a Wall of Bricks by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Looking back, Harry had to admit that he might have missed a cue or ten. But to be fair, some of them might have been a little unusual.

Her Finest Hour by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The DA had been caught, Dumbledore driven from Hogwarts and Headmistress Umbridge rules the castle with an iron fist. Susan begged her aunt for help but did not get the answer she was hoping for. Which is why she came up with her own form of resistance.

An Unfortunate Coincidence by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger is pregnant. Trouble is, she has not slept with a man during the past decade. Which is why the whole pregnancy business is rather unexpected, and the reason she sought out Harry and Ginny for advice. Postwar, EWE? Cracky.

Phoenix in the Sands by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter has disappeared and the Order of the Phoenix is just one of many groups desperately searching for him. Being its newest member, Nymphadora Tonks got the worst assignment, or at least that's what Dumbledore told her in a sad tone. However, the place might have changed a little since his last visit in 1897.

Dawn of Darkness by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Harry invited Tonks to Slughorn's Christmas Party, he never expected to stumble into a relationship with his friend. Nor did he expect to be engulfed by a web of deceit and intrigues woven across Europe.

Bad at This by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Hermione realise that they might be the worst Friends with Benefits in the history of that arrangement.

The Meandering Tale of Ron's Eventual Marriage by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron tries to tell his children the simple story of how he met their mother. They demand more details and get more than they had bargained for. DH divergence, no canon pairings besides Harry/Ginny.

Accidentally Married by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

When her father wanted to sell Pansy off like cattle, she decided to take matters in her own hands. With unexpected results. A second Chapter will be added eventually.

Under Guard by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

If anybody would have told Hermione a week ago that she'd find herself enamoured after a shared kebab, she would have pointed the person towards St. Mungos' ward for permanent spell damage.

Drool by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur

A very Sirius pet by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Instead of a grim, Sirius Black had a different Animagus form, one that Harry adopted as his new pet. The result of a Reddit prompt.

Stop worrying for one evening by VonPelt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Attending Slughorn's Christmas Party sounded like a tedious task. With the right company however, it turned out to be anything but tedious.