ROB, the Random Omnipotent Being, is pissed off at the Fan Fiction Authors for using and abusing his name in their stories. So, when I died, I got His revenge. Forced to live through my favorite stories, I have to avoid ending up in Hell. M for a reason, all the tropes will get their turn and there will be girls eventually. You know me, MR Cringe and Gary Stu are supervising.

Old Guy's brother did the stupid thing and jumped into the Black Hole instead of going to the Light. He ends up in seven-year-old Harry with a crappy Game System. Self-insert as always, Insert/Multi later on... as always. This is a crack-fic, keep that in mind. Warning! it also contains a lot of Cringe.

A slightly different purchase planning during his first visit to Diagon Alley means that Harry meets a completely different person than Draco Malfoy at Madam Malkin's. How will this encounter change the fate of the world? And will two restless souls together be able to find some happiness and love in a ruthless world? HP/DG

Book II of III: Harry and Daphne navigate a rapidly changing society which forces them to adapt to new challenges and question what they truly hold most dear. Cross posted on archive of our own

A single difference could change everything, a drop of water upon calm surfaces. Lady Voldemort, daughter of Merope Gaunt and Tom Riddle, ventures into Godric's Hollow on Halloween Evening, 1981. A decade later, Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, is sorted into Slytherin - another drop upon a surface less calm than before . . . AU, Major Divergences begin around Year 3

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Harry’s exposure to the dementors has an unintended effect to the soul shard in him. As a result, his world is thrown upside down as old and new faces enter his life in ways he never expected. He is then thrusted into the magical world and must quickly realize his place in it. The Global Wizarding War hides many secrets; the Potter family have many. AU

A place to put pieces that start and end expeditiously. Post-war, reconstruction of Hogwarts, encore opportunities for characters who showed promise in canon but didn't get to display their skills, original characters who proved interesting, unexpected relationships, cameos. Not intentionally smutty although adults may indulge in adult activities.

Sirius Black survives his brush with death at the Ministry of magic and is declared innocent after Pettigrew is captured. Reflecting on his near death he reflects on all his failures up to that point including the promise he had given to James and Lily before they had died. Resolving himself he swears to uphold his promise to them and opts to become the Godfather Harry deserves.

An intelligent and capable Harry Potter without the burden of an abusive childhood arrives at Hogwarts, and the Wizarding World is never the same. With magical prowess and cunning in abundance, the prospects are beyond limits. His adversaries better watch out, for when he or his are threatened, Harry takes no prisoners. Strong and morally grey Haphne. AU. Hogwarts is a university.

A/U where Pettigrew is arrested and Harry is raised by Sirius who decided to send him to Beauxbatons. In 7th year he comes to Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament and meets Daphne Greengrass, and takes to her immediately. Draco and Daphne are first cousins. Hermione and Draco have been made Head Prefects, and Snape practically has to play couples counsellor to keep them in check.

Harry Potter travels back in time in order to change some things, hoping to build a better future for himself. More details in the opening chapters.

A terrifying magical gift sends Ronald Weasley spiraling into Slytherin house. Haunted by ancient magic and looming wars he has to do whatever it takes to make it to the other side including making choices that will change him forever. Ambition, Power, Friendship, Love, and Bravery mix together in a dangerous game designed by the Hogwarts founders. Death Eaters and Tooth Decay.

Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing

Harry Potter stumbled through his life because others laid out a carefully planned path and treated Harry as a pawn since he was born. What happens when there is a Harry that refuses to accept fate? What happens when all those carefully laid plans of his enemies and allies alike go up in smoke?

Harry and friends are set to start their third year at Hogwarts. Harry's hopeful for a drama free year, but with his godfather being an escaped convict, his plans to reform Slytherin House, and Hogsmeade weekends, he has low expectations. Tagged pairings come later in the story. The sequel to 'A Chance Encounter.' Complete.

Daphne Greengrass never really paid much attention to Harry Potter, that is, until they accidentally meet up in the library one day, now they've stumbled onto a path that will shake everyone to the core.

Harry Potter was excited to learn of the wizarding world, unfortunately he had no idea the crucible he was walking into. AU. Complete (first ten chapters have been edited for readability/grammar)

Part 2 of the "unexpected" series, you might want to read 'Harry Potter and the Unexpected Friend' first. This story covers year 3 of Harry and Daphne's adventures in the magical world. [Harry Daphne] [Sirius OC] Tracey Davis, Neville Longbottom, Astoria Greengrass, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley

Gods. That's what they were, God's amongst men. Albus was one, Gellert was one, Tom was one. But another has the potential, Albus decides that it's his duty to make sure he reaches it. 4th Year, Mentor!Dumbledore, Mentor!Gellert Grindlewald. Strong!Harry.

Haunted by his past and determined to rebuild himself, Harry sets out to restore 12 Grimmauld Place—until Daphne Greengrass enters his life. Offering healing, hope, and unexpected romance, their magical bond deepens amid thrilling flights, courtship, and a mysterious Gringotts summons as they forge a future together, brick by brick. RATED M FOR A REASON

In destiny's crucible, a graveyard trembles. Thirteen Death Eaters fall, and Voldemort vanishes. Harry Potter stands alone amidst the chaos. As the secrets of his newfound abilities unravel and the specter of pureblood supremacy looms over Wizarding Britain, the convergence of shadows and power forever sculpts the path that Harry must tread.

The world without the reborn Voldemort. Since his time at Hogwarts, Harry was raised by Arctus. He became a skilled wizard and a good person. But will the advice from his grandfather allow him to be with the queens? Girls who were inaccessible to someone like him? Harry/Multi

Harry messes up - during the short trip back in time in third year he sees himself - initially nothing happens, but after exactly a year of time he finds himself regressed one year back, stuck in some sort of time loop.

The greatest journey begins with a single step. The greatest change starts with a firm decision. Harry Potter has made a decision but it wasn't a firm one, little more than a whim but something inside was content and the damn itching just under his skin had stopped. As a form of compulsion it wasn't pleasant but it was effective. The only problem was, where the did it come from?