Harry gets up and goes to make tea. Things go downhill fast. Takes place after my other story 'Breaking up is surprisingly easy to do' Warning: multiple deaths, very dark humour.
Evading his capture before the Triwizard Tournament, Alastor Moody teams up with none other than Albus Dumbledore. Together they devise a plan to thwart Voldemort's second rise to power. Meanwhile Harry Potter realizes that there is far more in him than he would have ever believed.
HPBZ, AU. Harry isn't the Boy-Who-Lived, just a lonely orphan who goes to Hogwarts interested in making friends. But Harry can make few friends when he has to conceal his snake familiar and his Parseltongue—and that he seems capable of bringing small animal constructs to life. Blaise Zabini is one of the few people invited into Harry's secrets.
Petunia Dursley, closing one chapter of her life, decides to seek closure to another, older one. But to do so, she must face haunting childhood memories of her sister, Lily, and the dark, shrewd boy who stole her away...
This is the continuation of A New Beginning. The story will continue where volume 1 left off. Please read the previous work to understand the new dynamic between the characters and the evolution of their relationship. All of the warnings from the previous work still apply to this volume. The story contains corporal punishment of a child, if you do not agree with it, do not read.
Oliver has never dated before, and when a girl takes interest in him and asks him out, he decides to give it a shot. He'll soon find out that relationships aren't always rainbows and butterflies.
Hermione, Successful, brilliant at her job, and the daughter of Death, was asked by her boss and father to do a favor. Collect the Hallows. How will this change the course of history? How will relationships unfold? How is it that the only person Hermione could talk to is a woman with green eyes? How is it that the woman felt the girl was more than what she seemed? Rewrite HG/MM
In mid-July, 6 weeks after Dumbledore's death, Hermione is captured. Voldemort wants information, no matter what his Death Eater have to do to obtain it. This is a really dark one, the dove is absolutely dead and there's no coming back! Please read the tags carefully so you know what you're getting into. It will be 4 chapters long. Illustrations included in the AO3 version!
Historians remember Lily and James Potter as the power couple who brought the Boy Who Lived into being; never quite accounting for the simple truth that love in war is maddening at best and impossible at worst. This is a remastered version of my 2015 fic, taking all the same events as the original with 10 years of writing experience added to the prose. Full summary inside. Enjoy!
AU: Follow Michelle as she navigates her 4th year at Hogwarts. What will happen between Michelle and Fred? Will Harry discover Michelle's secret? Find out in Book 2 of the Michelle Evans Potter series.
Harry returns for his sixth year at Hogwarts. With secrets exposed, guardians in tow, shifting alliances, a crush, and a looming war, he must learn to overcome his challenges and become what is needed. A Hero. Sequel to 'Living with The Uncertainty.'
Despite her best efforts, Elizabeth Potter is repeatedly drawn into situations she wants absolutely nothing to do with. People just refuse to leave her the hell alone. (fem!Harry, dark!independent!Harry, mentor!Snape, F/F, playing with tropes for fun and profit)
Harry expected a cosy Christmas at The Burrow. What he got was a house full of gorgeous witches: Fleur, Apolline, and the breathtaking Gabrielle, plus Hermione, Ginny and Molly, all under one roof. With temptation at every turn and tensions running high, Harry's holiday is about to become very eventful indeed! SMUT / LEMONS, HAREM / MULTI
The Boy Who Lived never went to Hogwarts. He went into containment. Raised by the ICW as a weapon against cursed anomalies, Harry Potter survives a catastrophic operation that leaves his own curse permanently altered. In the aftermath, Magical Britain forces its lost hero home, unknowingly welcoming a dangerous operative that should have stayed on its leash.
Harry is assigned to investigate Daphne Greengrass, suspected of smuggling dark artifacts. But when he infiltrates a party she's attending, he finds a flirty, intoxicating witch nothing like the mastermind he expected. As his "investigation" brings them closer together, Harry's professional distance crumbles, and he starts to wonder if he's been wrong about her all along.
Leonides Joannis was a pureblood wizard destined for Slytherin- that is, until his mother found out he's half vampire, and kicked him out of the house when he was seven. Growing up is tough for everyone, but when you lust for blood, things get that much harder. Lily and Leo have been best friends for months, but can he confess his heritage? PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY STARTED IN 2012!
An anthology-style piece focusing on many different ideas I don't think I could form into a cohesive story staring Hermione Granger of the Golden Trio as the main character.
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry finds himself free of Voldemort, free of the piece of his soul trapped in his head and free of the prophecy telling him what he must be. Now free of the shadow of Voldemort, he can find out what exactly he wants his path to be. More importantly, who he wants to travel that path with. Updates every Sunday
An illegal time-turner mishap sends Hermione Granger back to the past. She's sixteen again and stuck in 1974, face to face with her past Potions professor, and her best friend's parents in their fifth year at Hogwarts. Hermione must decide what she's willing to sacrifice to save the future. Can she bend the rules, save lives and still make room for love? Only time will tell.
In his second year at Hogwarts, Harry gets paired in a semester-long group project with Draco Malfoy, of all people. This unlikely pairing, while seeming primed to fail at first, might just lead to a domino effect of moments that draw the two boys closer. Will they hold onto their hate-filled rivalry, or will their relationship grow into one of friendship, or even something more?
After the war Harry learns that getting close to him has side effects. Sex triggers a woman's deepest needs: she thinks of him more, wants him more, and it gets harder to let go. To stay in control, he takes a job at Hermione's failing bookshop. It doesn't work. He could leave. He stays.
After the war, Harry and Ginny Potter build a life from the ruins they were left with — loud, loving, and beautifully imperfect. At the heart of it all is Albus: the kind and gentle Potter boy, the strangely quiet Weasley grandchild, the "Slytherin Squib" — and perhaps his parents' greatest challenge yet. A story about family, survival, and the quiet magic of finding your way back.
The most insane year of Harry Potter's life starts on the last day of Hogwarts, when the DA Galleon in his pocket warms up with a message from Lavender Brown. Eighteen years old, never been kissed properly, never done a single thing he was supposed to do at school. [SMUT] [HAREM] [EXPLICIT] for more chapters check my website.
The group, old and new arrivals, embarks on reading the fourth book, which tells of a dark future. Will the knowledge bring the group closer, or tear them apart?