Contrary to the popular beliefs, Harry Potter did not become an Auror/the Minister/a Muggle/the next Dark Lord, outlaw cheese, waste his life drinking, get a harem, leave Britain, find a long-lost sibling, destroy Magical Britain, or even become a DADA teacher at Hogwarts. Nope. He's decided to teach History. Post-DH. Happy birthday, Harry Potter and Jo Rowling.