Stories by Gnomeish

Just a short slightly humorous story thingy. READ IT!

Crackish sort of AU crossover...... but it's still a really sweet story about love and friendship and people's differences. One of the oddest crossovers you'll ever see. Don't want to give away any hints so click on it!

Absolutely hilarious... if you haven't slept in about two days. Absolutely NO spoilers

Harry wishes for dreams, normal dreams not filled with horror and death. SONGFIC, and slash.

Harry and Luna go a hunting. Involves licking and the over use of the funny line symbol, which apparently won't appear in the summary for some inane reason.

The good guys lost the war, but don't get yourself down, Harry! Voldemort isn't the biggest baddie in the world after all! Of course, the new guy wants to take over the world, too, but he has opposition a bit higher up that's a bit hard to contend with.

Someone's made a mistake, and poor Harry has to pay for it. He leaves his life behind, but gains something lost. Slightly humorous. Plot is debatable.

Poem about the last battle. Sweet and romantic, slightly angsty. Appealing to all because of it's lack of an established pairing.

Oneshot out of a story I made up last night but didn't write down so forgot. No substance abuse despite the title.

Harry has a terrible secret that he hasn't shared with anyone. So, he is extremely shocked and horrified when Snape confronts him with its discovery. Slash, if you pretend really, really, really, really, really hard.

Harry's friends and classmates have been almost outright ignoring him since he defeated Voldemort.

Short Postwar drabble. Harry ponders the sky.

The day starts out normal for Harry, but soon something too strange to comprehend happens as his world is flipped outside down... and turned into pastel colors.

Ron needs help with his Potions assignment. Harry is still in Detention with Snape. Ron goes to collect him. Involves an extreme desk obession.