Stories by Neymovirne

Harry's uncle gets eaten by a zombie. His day goes downhill from there.

After falling through the veil, Sirius has been stuck in yet another house. As far as prisons go, this one is far from the worst. He has entertainment and even occasional company. The food is terrible, but you can't have everything, right? Really, he can't complain. His routine is disrupted when one night he finds Snape bleeding all over the floor.

Lucius Malfoy used to have a charmed life once: respectable position in society, enough money to buy the Ministry twice over, his beloved wife by his side and a son who looked up to him. If only the Dark Lord just stayed dead as any self-respecting wizard would. Well, this time Lucius would make sure that he did. And bring Harry Potter with him to do the dirty work.

Harry comes up with a brilliant plan to spy on Malfoy. Naturally, Snape has to derail it.

Harry must slay a dragon to save his prince.

Harry finds a talking spider in his cupboard.

Tonks comes to the Order meeting as a man, and Severus is intrigued. Genderfluid smut.

No matter what path Harry will choose in life, his friends will be there to keep him from forgetting his true self. A conversation set a few days after the Duelling Club incident.

Christmastime in Hogwarts had always been full of magic, mystery and wonder, so when Harry was called to stand in for Madam Pomfrey over the holiday season, he jumped for the opportunity to get a break from his busy schedule at St. Mungo's. Little did he expect to be snowed in with a dead body, an unknown murderer, and Severus Snape as the prime suspect. A Hogwarts murder mystery.

Wearing another man's face, Harry meets a stranger in a bar.

Harry can't hold his tongue from blurting stupid things, learns something new about himself, and gets a cantankerous companion; not necessarily in that order. Creature fic

Harry Potter, PI, is back in the game! Follow him as he investigates the death of an heiress to one of the richest wizarding families, all while navigating his relationship with Severus outside of Hogwarts walls. Sequel to False Pretences

Kreacher is grinning while he's scrubbing. What's he got to grin about?

Lavender thinks about shopping, importance of hair care, future plans, and murder. Warnings: child abuse and referenced rape/non-con

A ministry function neither of them wants to be at. Can it be a new beginning?

After hearing some disturbing news about Severus Snape, Harry charges to the rescue in a classic Potter fashion.

Even after seven years in Slytherin, Petunia still believed that ultimately, there was justice in the world. Lily had her beauty and charm, and she had her magic. If they worked hard and preserved, everything would turn out according to plan. Lately though, she isn't so sure.

Harry Potter, PI, goes undercover in Hogwarts as the new Divination Professor to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a sixth year Slytherin. Sequel: In Vogue

On All Hallows' Eve, the veil between the worlds of the living and the dead is thin.

Sent to the past in a combination of malfunctioning Vanishing Cabinet, broken Time Turner and Potter luck, Harry has to attempt to stay sane amongst many disturbing revelations that Slytherin House of his parents' days will bring.