Stories by Eques Pirate

Accidentally Okay by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

After the Death Eaters have their fun at the World Cup, Dumbledore decides to send Harry back to the Dursleys' just in case. Harry shows up at Hogwarts with a broken arm, and Dumbledore takes extreme measures when he doesn't believe Harry's story. Rated T to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Complete - T - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - 15,563 words - 1 chapter - 47 reviews - 404 favorites - 162 follows

Breakfast with the Dursleys by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Potter kids are curious why dear old dad never cooks bacon for them. Harry decides to show them the house he grew up in and introduce them to the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Complete - K - Family - Harry P., James S. P. - 3,120 words - 1 chapter - 15 reviews - 157 favorites - 45 follows

Crack Stories of Old, The Dark Lord by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two crack stories revolving around Voldemort. Voldemort was simply too petulent to share on the other Crack fic that I put up. Includes Voldemort's rendition of a very AU death, and a letter to Harry Potter. 2006-2007.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor/Parody - Voldemort, Harry P. - 1,583 words - 2 chapters - 3 reviews - 3 favorites - 2 follows

Crack Stories of Old by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

My collection of crack fics that I couldn't bring myself to delete completely. Includes a Firebolt obsessed Harry, a Snape with clean hair, a NEWT crazed Hermione, and a Christmas at the Weasleys. 2006.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor/Parody - - 2,370 words - 4 chapters - 2 reviews - 1 favorites - 1 follows

Through the Window by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry wasn't entirely hidden when he sat by the lake after Sirius died...
Harry Potter - Complete - K - - Albus D., Harry P. - 748 words - 1 chapter - 4 reviews - 25 favorites - 3 follows

A Deadly Game of Phone Tag TWO by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

The sequel to A Deadly Game of Phone Tag. New victims, old victims. AFTER HBP. Voldy's gone crazy as well it seems...
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P. - 11,131 words - 5 chapters - 44 reviews - 17 favorites - 12 follows

A Costly Mistake by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

On the anniversery of Sirius's death, Harry goes to eat dinner alone. What he doesn't know is that someone is following him.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - - Harry P. - 811 words - 1 chapter - 3 reviews - 4 favorites - 6 follows

A Deadly Game of Phone Tag by Eques Pirate Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry decides it's time to fight back against Voldemort with technology. Currently being revised.
Harry Potter - Complete - K+ - Humor - Harry P., Voldemort - 8,911 words - 5 chapters - 77 reviews - 48 favorites - 22 follows