Stories by Elsbeth Ravensblood

The House of Healing Souls by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Narcissa Malfoy's life is not what it once was. Broke, her husband in Azkaban, abandoned by her son, she survives as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Until one night she gets a visit from a dark, dangerous stranger. AU, EWE, HP/DG eventually. Grey/Harry

Women Are So Easy to Understand by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harold the Potter's Son is a chauvinist (In the Middle Ages, what man isn't?) out to kidnap the Baron's daughters. What happens is not exactly what he expects. Neither are the daughters. Non-magical story.

Are You Kidding Me? by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

I died today. A head on collision with a semi tractor-trailer. But then I had an encounter with some...thing in a dark place. Next thing I know, I'm landing in a graveyard, in England, in a Harry Potter book, as a WOMAN! Are you kidding me? Dumbledore bashing. Rating for language, mostly.

No! by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

How did a nice goblin like Quickkill end up in a place like the Ministry and why can't he convince Daphne Greengrass to be his mate? A "...That Idea?" AU story

Don't Win a War if You Can't Take a Joke by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everybody thinks everything is going to be all hunky-dory and they can just sit back and relax after they've won the war. Umm...No. A "...That Idea?" alternate universe story.

The Perfect Sun Tan by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Daphne Greengrass insults Hermione. Hermione hexes her. Draco Malfoy suffers the consequences. What does a sun tan have to do with it? This is not Hermione Granger doing a prank. No no, not at all. No way. Never ever.

The Stonehenge Event by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Something happened at Stonehenge on the Vernal Equinox, something wonderful, something incredible, something magical. Brian Denley didn't care about any of that. He just wanted to get his girlfriend back. A glimpse of what happens when the magical world intrudes into the non-magical.
Luna Lovegood paints a picture and steps through it to an adventure and meets new people... whom she confounds, confuses and brightens their day. She decides they must be Slytherins.

The Power He Knows Not by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter goes into the Forbidden Forest to meet Lord Voldemort, only to learn 'the power he knows not' is not love. Canon until start of story. Says complete but who knows.
Daniel, Sam and Teal'c are invited to spend some time camping with Jack and Luna. Sam has problems with the accommodations. Obviously AU because everyone knows SG-1 is just a TV show. Sorry for the Rating but just how suggestive an Adult theme is between K and T is kind of wonky.

The Chamber by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Tom Riddle discovers the Chamber of Secrets and the fates and lives of countless people are changed forever. AU

To Touch the Stars by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Daphne Greengrass has a physical abnormality that makes her the target of abuse in the magical world. Dealing with it is hard...until somebody who knows what she's going through helps her. AU

Lemon Drops Are Bad for Your Health by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore's plans are falling apart and he doesn't know who is doing it. Worse, Harry Potter is kidnapped from his relatives house by his parents and Sirius Black wants him back. What is a master manipulator to do? AU Rating for assault and murder.

That Idea? by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

The war is over. The forces of the Light have lost. Harry is to be executed in Diagon Alley in front of a crowd by Voldemort. However, Voldemort grants his request to tell the people what he thinks of them before he does. AU Wizarding World bashing.

Pay Attention in Class! by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

People often described Luna Lovegood as having a spacy, far off look. Did any of them ever think it might be because she was concentrating so hard on something all the time? Draco Malfoy didn't care one way or another. He was just going to use her to hurt Harry Potter. AU

The Fourth Unforgiveable by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Daphne Greengrass wants Harry and she's not going to let Hermione Granger stand in her way. Unfortunately for her Hermione has a new weapon in her arsenal. AU Dark(ish)Hermione

Pests by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ever wonder why some things just happen, as if on their own? Maybe there's a culprit. One shot. Rating for two little scenes.

Hermione Granger doesn't do pranks by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

A prank that went to far has Hermione going against the Weasley twins. One shot

Revelations by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is kidnapped and has a long talk with her captor. What is surprising is why she was kidnapped and things she learns about herself and Harry that could send canon off into AU territory. One shot. Rating just to be on the safe side.

When did the Ice Queen get so flirty? by Elsbeth Ravensblood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?