Stories by frodogenic

Palpatine knows exactly how Padme Amidala died-trying to save her fool of a husband. What he can't understand is why she won't stop trying... (Essentially) Canon-compliant multi-chapter Padme-haunts-Palpatine fic, spanning ROTS to ROTJ.

Limpet AU longshot, set during Chapter 6 of Meet the Skywalkers. In which Vader discovers he really should have thought that whole claim-the-throne-and-immediately-abdicate plan through a little bit more. As usual, banter meets angst meets fluff.

...you have to crack an Egg. Minor AU, immediately post ROTJ. After the dust settles, somebody's got to go through Darth Dad's things.

Being tiny scenes that all start with the same sentence. Audience suggestions accepted :)

A halfway house for orphaned scenes, alternate scenes, and all those other bits and scraps and pieces that are never going to make it to a finished story. If you enjoy my finished work and, like me, you enjoy getting a glimpse at the work writers do to get to a finished story, you might get a kick out of this stuff :)

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

In which Darth Vader is blackmailed, and there is nothing he can do about it. Blasted droids. Oneshot, Limpet AU.

In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.

Canon-compliant, pre-OT. Six-year-old Luke is terrified of rancors. Beru's at a loss. Owen's not.

An ESB AU oneshot. In the end, Luke comes to him as all children do-through blood, sweat, and tears.

A fluffy oneshot set in the Limpet AU. A terrorist attack, a medcenter, and the unpredictable consequences of a certain four-letter word.

AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

Luke Skywalker saw a lot of pilots die in the fight against the Empire. Most of them were friends. She was almost more... A oneshot in honor of Valentine's Day. Canon-compliant.

Home is where the heart is, but Harry's home has lain in ruins for almost his whole life. After so much loss, can the world ever seem good again? Post-DH longshot, canon-compliant.

Nine years after AOTC, tragedy revisits the Lars Homestead. Little Luke Skywalker is suddenly plunged into chaos as the rebel movements discover a secret military project that may make a crucial difference in the war with the Empire. COMPLETE.

It isn't all medals and glory after the Battle of Yavin for the two survivors of Red Squadron. Wedge Antilles, meet Luke Skywalker.

A twenty-five-point guide for first years.

Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...

After being the recipient of a nasty curse, Hermione is deprived of the use of her writing and wand hand for a month. The catch? NEWTs start in one week… PostDH, canon-compliant.

The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.

The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.

Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.

Only now, at the end, does he understand. Oneshot, may be edited later. Rating for safety.