Stories by blue artemis

Severus and Lily had a hidden relationship. This works out great for Harry, but not so much for Dumbledore. The Department of Mysteries is based on CorvusDraconis's, but everything else is all mine. Written for the 2022 Snapecase.

Written for the 2022 Snapecase. Snape wants to remain retired... but Lady Hogwarts has other ideas.

When Muggles discovered the Magical World, no one really cared.

The end of the war wasn't quite what everyone expected.

Written for the 2020 ss hg promptfest. You can look on LJ for the original prompt. This is a fix-it fic one shot. Thank you to RoseoftheWest and Gingerbred for the beta help.

AU where Voldie wins, but is that really a bad thing?

After the war, Severus is given an assignment that no one else wanted. He makes it his own.

This was my gift to gagliarua for the 2019 ss/hg gift fest. Hermione gets Snape to help her evade the Ministry's new Marriage Law.

Written for The Houses Competition Y4R3 House: Ravenclaw Year: 5 Category: Standard Prompt: Creature, Kappa (Japanese) Word Count:

This is written for The Houses Competition Y4R3. House: Ravenclaw Year:5 Category: Drabble Prompt:(Action) Falling off a broom Word Count: 436

Harry and Luna are out on an expedition. Written for the Houses Competition. House: Ravenclaw Year: 5 Category: standard Prompt: "What is this thing and what do I do with it? Word Count: 1346

Written for The Houses Competition. House: Ravenclaw Year: Five Category: drabble Prompt: Attending a basketball game as a witch/wizard Word Count: 642

Written for the Hogwarts Houses competition round 1. Self-Discovery. House: Ravenclaw Year: 5 Category: Standard Prompt: (object) Family Heirloom Word Count: 1446

Written for Round 1 of the Houses Competition House: Ravenclaw Year: 5 Category: Setting Prompt: Department of Mysteries Word Count: 352

The Castle needs the wards reset to fix the damage caused by Dumbledore and those before him. Written for the SS HG giftfest 2018.

Hermione and Severus bring old magic back to a far more alert Castle than they were used to. Written for the SS HG gift fest 2018

Now that Dumbledore is gone, the Castle reawakens and decides to matchmake. This was written for the 2018 ss hg giftfest as a gift for the community based on a prompt by bardsdaughter1. Many thanks to By Another Name for the beta. As always, I don't own anything.

The portrait of Phineas Nigellus has his own reasons for playing matchmaker. But he's not particularly good at it.

Lavender tries to help Hermione. Things don't quite work out the way she thinks.

Hermione can't figure out a way out of a mess and uses one of Luna's ideas. She's not too sure of the outcome, either. This was written as a gift for LRThunder for the sshg giftfest on LJ. Her prompt was: Hermione is about to marry Ron, but she gets cold feet at the last moment. Still in her wedding dress, she Apparates to the last person she ever expected to see: Severus.

You never know when things you found useless can become miraculous. Prompt from Perspicacity: Harry received some questionable holiday gifts over the years: a 50 pence piece from the Dursleys, maggots from Kreacher, a toothpick from the Dursleys, a fanged wallet from Hagrid, a tissue, again from the Dursleys, dog biscuits from Aunt Marge... Little did he know they would be the answ

This was written for the ss hg prompt exchange on a prompt from iqeret. Hermione is forced into a wizarding version of speed dating. This is my take on that. Many thanks to Rose of the West for the beta.

Severus Snape is given a second chance. What happens when he takes it?

Harry Potter may be "The Boy Who Lived," but several years after the war, he's unable to secure a life partner, nor - more to the point - a date to Charlie Weasley's wedding. What will it take to meet the right girl? A dirigible plum, of course. Written as part of the Teachers' Lounge 2015 Holiday exchange for MuggleBeene.

Severus Snape was never the Death Eater anyone thought he was. A youthful relationship finds him the father of one of the most unexpected people. How does he reconcile the past and the future in order to help Harry Potter win the war, and keep those he loves out of danger?

Some things are better left forgotten. Written for the 2014 Winter SSHG promptfest.

Hermione has had it with her dull life. She decides to follow her heart to see what she finds.

Tracey Davis makes her co-workers participate in a very Muggle tradition. But why? Written as a gift for glitter pink in the smutty claus exchange.

Pansy and Ginny come to an understanding... with the help of a colorful angel. This was co-written with Intervigilium as a gift for Lightblue-Nymphadora.

Hermione bumps into someone unexpected.

Molly makes sure her family will get together for Christmas after she's gone.

Hermione gets tired of being taken advantage of, and quits her job at the Ministry.

Luna gives Severus a new familiar. Unfortunately for the denizens of Hogwarts, it shares his sense of humor.

Hermione is promoted to a mysterious department in the Ministry. What does this have to do with Rabastan Lestrange? This is a gift for Gryffindor Witch.

Hermione gets the chance of a lifetime... to travel with the Doctor.

What is the real use for the Mirror of Erised?

Bill is very upset by Fleur's actions and he turns to Luna for comfort.

There is definitely something going on in one of Hogwarts broom closets. Written to a prompt from Sunny33.

Severus is in need of a new professor. He decides to hire Hermione. Written for the 2012 SSHG exchange as a gift for Neelix 2000.

Hermione is captured by pirates and Lucius enlists Severus to help rescue her. This was written for the 2012 SSHG exchange as a gift for hayseed 42.

How Neville and Hannah got together. Written for iwright for the TLX Valentine's Exchange.

There is always something new to find at Hogwarts, even among old friends. Written for the 2013 Snapecase.

Draco thinks he knows what he's looking at, but he gets shown that he certainly isn't. Warnings: Threesome.

Pansy needs a date to the Yule ball and has her eye on Ginny.

Hermione is caught in a magical storm. Lucky for her, she's pleased with where she ends up.

Luna always has her reasons

Written for the Hogwarts Houses fest. Hogwarts sees more than anyone believes.

Hermione finds a way to get one up on Lucius.

Many many things can be started in Charms Class.

Lucius hires Hermione to solve the mystery of Narcissa's murder.

Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.

Hermione is given a chance to change her mundane life.

Draco is minion to the dumbest Kneazle ever... or is he?

Sybill sees something in her crystal ball that makes her change everything.

Hermione decides to stop being "boring" and practices her wiles on Severus. Lucius asks to join in. Written for the 2012 lm hg fic exchange. This is a threesome of Hermione/Severus and Lucius and it is quite explicit. If you aren't 18 don't read.

Hermione has one of those days.

Bill finds he has a true mate, and it isn't Fleur.

this is alternately called Tale of Muse. WARNINGS: Explicit Sex, light bondage, Spanking. If these things trigger you, please don't read. If you are under 18, please don't read. This was marked mature for a reason. This is not an SS/HG story.

Sirius overhears something that makes him change his entire perspective on life, but he's a victim of a time-travel accident before he can really implement those changes. This is complete in 8 chapters.

The Ministry decides that a forced wedding is just the thing for Christmas.

Crookshanks helps Hermione find her true love.

Molly has strewn mistletoe all over the Burrow. Ron gets caught under it with an unexpected witch.

Ron learns the difference between being someone's first love and someone's last love.

A secret from Lucius' past destroys his marriage to Narcissa. An attempt to fix things finds him wanting a relationship with both Severus and Hermione. WARNING: This story contains slash relationships as well as threesomes. Don't like, don't read.

The unspoken Weasley motto is: Never get Arthur angry.

The war may be over, but something in Diagon Alley is making it difficult for everyone to find peace.

Bill Weasley finds something even more satisfying on a hunt for a good cup of coffee.

Luna sees far more clearly than anyone believes.

Hermione has a special tradition with her grandmother. One year she gets more than tea out of it.

Ron does something unforgivable and Hermione finds solace elsewhere.

Hermione corners Fred and George in the common room, thinking they are up to no good.

The Malfoy men consider Hermione a lucky charm.

Severus has a very bad evening... But it turns out fine.

A bit of silliness. If you squint, you may see signs of an SS/HG romance.

Hermione finds out the hard way that you must be careful when you wish upon a star. Ron Bashing. DARK HUMOR.

This is a combined re-posting, by chapters, of Dumbledore's Hubris and Finding Harry. This has some light BDSM, and some slash. If you don't like, don't read.

Hermione and Bill find more than hidden treasures when they work together. Warning: this contains rough, full moon sex.

A dragon has taken an unnatural interest in Charlie. Is there a reason?

Harry finds an unknown creature and takes it to Luna. Warning: Ginny bashing.

There was an unsung hero of the Real Final Battle. Here is his story. Written for droxy's birthday, she requested Crookshanks biting Dumbledore.

Viktor gives Hermione the best Valentine's Day gift ever.

The story of Rita's life just falls in her lap.

Hogwarts hosts Britain's first annual Wizarding Iron Chef competition.

Ron chooses absolutely the wrong way to get something from Hermione. Warnings, established slash relationship. This is not a Harry/Hermione romance.

Luna plans her wedding.

Hermione wants to get away from it all for the holidays.

Harry and Severus spend Christmas together.

Hermione has finally had it with Ron, and discovers that not only is Snape alive, but he has found a new way to use magic.

Ghost!Bella decides to matchmake for Severus and Hermione but things don't turn out the way she expects them.

Hermione is bound by the Ministry's newest Marriage Law and Crookshanks helps her choose her suitors.

Hermione is an Unspeakable and she goes undercover to help Lucius Malfoy discover who is committing a series of murders and trying to pin them on him. Warning: light BDSM

Hermione discovers a way to cleanse the wards at Malfoy Manor and redeem the entire family in the process.

Draco and Hermione's partnership turns to far more.

Hermione's willingness to testify for Draco leads to much more.

A series of conversations between Severus and Hermione.

Hermione and Viktor tell their story.

Hermione inherits something she finds hideous but Lucius just adores it.

These are three unrelated Dramione drabbles written for the dyno drabbles dramione month. The third one won Mod's choice.

Malfoy Industries needs a kick in the pants and Lucius knows just the witch to do it. Written as a gift for Madeleone for the lm/hg fic exchange. Prompts are listed at the end.

Ron makes a grave error regarding Hermione and she finds comfort elsewhere.

What is it about ex-Death Eaters and pudding? Warning: Implied group sex.

Sirius finds a way to come back from the Veil.

It is the final class before Hermione's class graduates. The dark magic idea was borrowed from Kitty Perry, I hope she doesn't mind. This is the unbeta'd version.

Professor Snape finds an elderly Crookshanks on his doorstep.

Ron confronts Molly after an unpleasant surprise.

Viktor wakes up married to Lavender Brown.

Hermione leaves the Wizarding World after the final battle to run a bookshop. One day, Severus Snape walks in.

Ron reacts badly to the new ownership of the Chudley Cannons.

Harry, Hermione and Draco end up playing Truth or Dare in Detention.

Draco listens to his lovers during his trial.

A conversation between Harry and Draco.

Ron gets bitten by a were-weasel.

Hermione and Luna choose a rather unconventional career.

Arthur overhears two of his children.

Harry chooses how to spend his 30th birthday

Hermione escapes her wedding.

Hermione finds Severus in a strange place.

Rodolphus contemplates his new wife.

Harry figures out his godfather is in love with his girlfriend before they do.

A romantic dinner

How did Fred and Hermione get together?

What happens when a Pygmy Puff gets drunk?

Just how did Remus Lupin become a werewolf? Many thanks to Southern Witch 69 for the beta.

Fleur makes a mistake she really regrets

A cure for lycanthropy has curious side effects.

Some friends get together for a few drinks. Chaos ensues.

Fred and George think they have a source of fresh squid

There is an infestation in the castle.

Molly's meddling has not gotten her the results she hoped for.

Something has caused the men of Wizarding Britain to lose themselves. What or who is it?

Sybill creates chaos when she starts predicting good things.

The REAL reason Severus's hair looks like it does.

Severus has an unexpected champion. Rare pair.

Crookshanks finds someone in Hermione's hedges

Hermione just wants to be left alone, but encounters the ghost of Salazar Slytherin

Hermione and Ginny get in a fight over a canon male.

Why is Sev making sounds in the shower?

Severus wants to use Crookshanks as an ingredient in a potion. Why? And what does Hermione do about it? And why, yes, I do like the idea of Severus singing on the Head Table.

Ron dies saving Fred. What does this one act change. Warning: Weasley bashing.

Dumbledore admits to a mistake.

What is Hermione's favorite place?

Severus is perfectly happy haunting the Shrieking Shack until one fateful Valentine's Day. One small warning: This does include a humorous coitus interruptus.

Crookshanks is dreaming. Disclaimer: Everything belongs to JKR and associates. I own nothing.

Ron decides to become the next Dark Lord. Who stops him and how do they do it?

The sequel to Tufted Ears, Bushy Tail. For everyone who wanted to know what happened to Lucius. This is really rough. I'm still working on it, and it may get edited again.

Severus likes to run in the mornings. What treasure does he find by the lake?

Just how did Pansy Parkinson end up with Harry Potter?

Albus pushes Severus too far, and ends up dealing with the consequences. Evil!Dumbledore. This is dark. There is character death. I have warned you!

Severus gets some unexpected guests on his 50th birthday

Lucius is forced to give up his Manor, Narcissa has left him, where does he find comfort?

Severus comes up with a unique gift for his wife.

The Burrow is snowed in for a week.

Harry is left alone at Hogwarts for the holidays following the War

Snape is terrified.

Snape and the kittens help Hermione find Crookshanks. Part of the A Tisket, A Tasket universe.

Severus and Remus talk in a pub.

Hermione and Severus have a conversation

Luna and Draco go through Customs

The twins play with Moony

Headmaster Snape's cat thinks Professor Lovegood's dog is her mother.

Luna convinces Viktor to help her find the elusive Crumple-Horned Snorkack

Someone leaves five kneazle kittens in a basket at Hogwarts. Chaos ensues.

How Hermione managed to survive Draco's attempts at wooing her. This is a bit different from my other fics. I don't know if it works, but here it is.

Hermione's new kitten makes a mess in Severus's lab.

Sibyll Trelawney gets a rather musical revenge on Severus Snape. Song fic. I apologize for this in advance, but I got this image in my head, and it wouldn't go away until I wrote it down.

Ron, Harry and Hermione discover what love really means together after dealing with Ginny one evening.

Draco and Ginny talk. Part of the Up in Flames universe.

Hermione speaks to Severus after the assignment of the werewolf essay. This follows their relationship through then end of her Hogwarts career.

After the date, Severus and Hermione spend their first night together.

After the events of Up in Flames, Hermione and Severus become closer

Hermione uses her talent with flames to find Justice for Harry and Severus.

Hermione uses her animagus form to keep Severus sane during his captivity. Very A/U, disregards HBP and DH.

Hermione has a talent for fire. She uses it to find justice for Harry and Severus. And she finds her true passion along the way.

A story in my Up in Flames universe. Harry's story. Disclaimer: I own nothing, JKR owns it all.