A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Unfinished plot-bunnies that have lost their inspiration for continuance roam free here. See one you like? Why not give it a nice home, because Lord knows I'll never get around to finishing them.
Mid-timeskip, Sakura misses Sasuke. So much that she takes it upon herself to go find him. Alone. Without telling anyone. What, dangerous? Don't be silly. ItaXSaku. Squee. Mockfic, OoC, 4th wall breaking. Not one of my better works, but here you go.
Sequel to 'What's the Worst That Could Happen'. Naruto and Kyubi are in a hopeless situation with absolutely no logical way of getting out of it. But hey, since when has a little thing like logic ever stood in the way of a good fanfic plot? Mockfic.
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Gaara knew that being the youngest Kazekage in history would be difficult, but nothing could have possibly prepared him for something like this. Mockfic. I am highly proficient at summaries.
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto and Jiraiya return with someone unexpected. Suddenly, a mysterious potion, a secret bet, a jealous teammate and a new rival are making Naruto's life hell, or is it heaven? NarutoXHarem fic. *THIS STORY HAS OFFICIALLY FLATLINED*
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Experimental Darkfic. Thanks to a careless villager, the bonds on the Kyubi have broken, and now eight long years of pentup rage is about to be unleashed. *IT'S DEAD JIM*
Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.
Konoha has lost the war with Orochimaru. How could something like this possibly have happened, and what does the Snake Sannin have planned next? Mockfic.