Stories by RobotsMakeBetterLovers

AU. Voldemort was impressed - very impressed - by the Joker's reign of terror in Gotham. Now that he has recruited the clown for himself, the Order has to find some unorthodox allies of their own... Rated for language and violence in future chapters .

Bella is a dancer, hardened by life and haunted by the past. When her home is invaded by the same people who killed her father, she meets a Jedi who teaches her to change the world... Qui-Gon/Original Character; Reviews needed!

Response to Severitus's Challenge. Harry, faced with early retirement from the Auror office, teaches Defense at Hogwarts. His world is turned around after a trip to the Headmistress's office and a look behind Dumbledore's portrait... Read and review!

The Ministry finds out about the biggest breach in the Statute of Secrecy in wizarding history. The shock waves of this breach spread across the magical community as they slowly discover fan fiction....

Severus finds the cursed ring in Dumbledore's office. Surely it isn't still cursed? He turns it over in his hands.... What's that sound?

Remus stands alone among his classmates, a werewolf. When his mother finds out about his near-attack on Snape, she sends a Howler. Could things get any worse for Lupin? Response to Good Vibes Howler Challenge. I OWN NOTHING!

Harry has really outdone himself in Potions today. He is thoroughly pleased with himself as he turns in his potion, but wait - what's that on Snape's desk?

All fifth year students are required to have a meeting with their Head of House in order to discuss their career and future. When Draco goes to meet with Snape, what does he say? Is Death-Eating the career for him?

ObiWan is delighted with Anakin's cooking, but has no idea what kind of effect it will have on him.... My first story, so review it for me!