Stories by tweety-src-clt9

A collection of short stories and plot bunnies (100 - 900 words) featuring Harry and Hermione. Tropes: Fluff, Friendship, Family, Romance, Humor, and Drama. Some drabbles are already expanded into one-shots and multi-chapters so please check the author's link.

Harry Potter gives his son relationship advice on wooing strong and independent women.

Reading the Potter and Black Family Grimoire, Harry Potter realizes that he needed the best witch as a life partner. So, with advice from his ancestors and careful planning, he wins the heart of the best witch in Britain because a Black always gets the best and a Potter always marries the most loyal. Cunning Harry Potter.

Hermione will do anything just to get unlimited access to Potter Library. As an Unspeakable, she needed all the books she could find. As a woman, well, she loved the adorable idiot, Harry Potter. So, "Operation Potter Library" begins...

On Valentine's Day, Hermione Potter discovers Harry's secret which leads to another fight. Whoever said that wedded bliss was just all smiles and romance? Can Harry make it up to his wife?

Muggle AU. James and Lily Potter wanted to retire so their son must take over the family business. To prove his readiness, Harry must marry to show responsibility. With the help of his conniving parents, Harry Potter will receive the best Christmas gift - the woman who once broke his heart, stuck in an island resort with him.

For Hermione Granger, life after Voldemort was still absolutely horrible. It all changes when days before Christmas, a secret admirer keeps sending her short and sweet notes. ONE-SHOT.

Finding some lyrics at the Room of Requirement in his fifth year, Harry Potter decides to keep them as a reminder of his hopes for the future. Years later, the composer of the song is revealed, making him question his feelings for Hermione Granger. But the question is, has she truly moved on from him?

Creature Fic. The Halloween after the war, the smell of Parchment and Vanilla awakens Harry Potter's primal instincts to claim what is meant to be his. Written for Harmony & Co's 2020 Halloween Competition. REPOSTED.

Creature Fic. The Halloween after the war, the smell of Parchment and Vanilla awakens Harry Potter's primal instincts to claim what is meant to be his. Written for Harmony & Co's 2020 Halloween Competition.

Hermione's parents are shocked to learn about her engagement. Will they warm up to Harry? Chapter Six is up. Give me your prompts for the next chapter. Ten Chapters, one story. You decide what happens next. Rules of the game in the Author's Notes.

Hermione's friends dared her to take a risk on her 19th birthday. She has to kiss the bloke she's been crushing on for years. Will the risk pay off? ONE-SHOT. Harmony & Co Lyric Llama Challenge.

Harry Potter wants Hermione Granger to be his girlfriend, that's his goal for their Eighth Year at Hogwarts. There's just one problem - whatever Harry wants, Ron wants it too. So, as part of Operation Wooing Hermione Granger, Harry tricks Ron and feigns interest in another girl. Will Harry win the girl or will this all end in a disaster?

Hermione loves to steal Harry's clothes. One day, he accuses her of stealing his heart. ONE-SHOT.

"Why aren't we shagging each other, 'Mione?" when Harry accidentally asked that question, he expected a slap on the face. Instead, he was rejected through a series of psychological explanations he didn't understand. Hermione Granger may be brilliant, but Harry Potter never gives up. In a battle between science and love, who wins the game in matters of the heart?

With the help of the Mirror of Erised, Harry Potter finds his inspiration to keep on fighting. For AnaiyaRhayne.

Regency AU. As the Grand Duke of the British Wizarding World, Harry Potter needs an extraordinary wife to be his Grand Duchess. Sirius Black's will helps him in his search for the perfect bride worthy of the Potter name in a very specific list that demands him to marry on or before the Lupercalia before he turns twenty. Does Hermione Granger fit the strict requirements?

There's nothing that Harry Potter won't do for Hermione Granger. When she's forced to accept the powers of a Caplata, an evil witch who practices black Voodoo magic, he volunteers to be her partner forever. Creature Fic. Dark Harmony.

Hermione Granger, a 25-year-old bisexual, meets Harry Potter at a muggle club. After one steamy night, Harry wants more but she disagrees. Their constant run-ins as they share godparent duties and ministry work turn up the heat as feelings of love soon develop from pure unadulterated lust...

Long ago, magic's purest form is elemental bending. As the years pass, wand magic causes its eradication. Hermione Granger-Weasley mysteriously dies at fifty due to a conspiracy plaguing her entire life. In the in-between, she meets Aang and discovers her true destiny is way beyond being Minister. She prepares to go back in time to make things right but Harry changes her plans.

AU. Harry and Hermione instantly made a connection as toddlers. Growing up together, they learn about magic, friendship, and a destiny that is unknowingly thrust on Harry's shoulders. Good Dursleys. Dumbledore Bashing and Molly Weasley Bashing. For PS or Sanchi.

Sirius Black doesn't want his godson to suffer the same fate - losing the woman you loved to someone else because of stupidity and blindness. So, he pulls a prank on Harry to let him see the one witch who's always been there for him since he was five in a different light. As they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. AU Story.

Book 1 Completed. Book 2 Ongoing. After learning about what it takes to be the Master of Death from Osiris and Merlin, Harry Potter accepts the responsibility to make things better for himself and his lady. Blessed with one more chance, he goes back in time to fix things. Will things be better the second time around? See Prologue for Book 1 Summary. Book 1 has 36 parts.

They couldn't be together because their love was stolen from them. So, they forced themselves to be content with a few stolen moments until it's no longer enough. Invoking Aphrodite's blessing, Harry and Hermione begged for a second chance. Maybe this time, they can love without interruptions. Harmony & Co Lyric Llama. ONE-SHOT.

When Viktor Krum comes to Britain, the Potter men pull a prank to protect their territory. A note of retaliation finds Harry shopping for makeup and he enters a world of colors he doesn't understand. In a family of pranksters, one should always be wary of retaliation. ONE-SHOT. For Genevieve.

Bumping into a curly-haired witch at Flourish and Blotts during his first visit to Diagon Alley changes young Harry Potter's life forever. When Harry meets Hermione Granger, his first friend, he finds the support he's always needed for his new journey as a wizard.

Many years ago, Hermione Granger gave Harry Potter a Homework Planner which he used as a journal detailing his thoughts, feelings, and memories of her. On her death bed, Hermione's last request from her husband was for him to read his journal entries out loud... Part 3 of the Potter Family Chronicles. Winner - Best Romance in Quills & Parchment Spark of Silver fest.

Hermione Granger is always a cut above the rest. For Jessica Zamora.

Lily Luna Potter noticed that her father and her Aunt Hermione weren't as close as they were supposed to. She heard tales of their strong friendship but it seemed to fade. Later in life, she discovered the reason why she was named after her Aunt Luna instead. There could never be another Hermione - a truth she subconsciously knew - but there was a deeper reason to her name...

Smutty, lemony, sexy drabbles. I might expand these ideas (or not). Each chapter will be around 100 - 1500 words. All smutty plot bunnies and incomplete M-rated fics go here. Enough said.

Hermione Granger wanted a boring and hassle-free NEWT year with Voldemort gone. She was determined to get perfect scores and to just enjoy her last year at Hogwarts. Instead of being the supportive best friend, Harry Potter was determined to make her weak in the knees with wet knickers during their wild sexy times all year round... How would she survive her final year now? PWP.

Draco Malfoy hated being a Death Eater but to save himself and his mother, he complied. When tasked to torture Loony, he found a way to lessen his guilt by protecting her instead. As she offered him friendship, they spoke each other's full name for the very first time and he saw a vision of his life after the war. Maybe there was light after the darkness. Harmony Side Pairing.

Harry's tired of fighting with Hermione because of the Prince's Potions book. He missed his best friend, his fiercest supporter. As he thought about his confusing feelings, he asked Professor Dumbledore a random question about love during his special lessons. A Half-blood Prince AU. This is my interpretation of what should've happened in that book. Song-fic. ONE-SHOT.

Harry Potter, the Slayer of Voldemort and the Head Auror, could never deny his daughter anything. So, when his daughter invites him for a tea party, he has no choice but to sit down and drink tea in a pink tutu. While answering his daughter's questions, Hermione overhears a secret that makes her heart melt. Meme-based. Fluffy Family ONE-SHOT.

Hermione loves fairy tales but it's time to go back to reality. During her graduation at Hogwarts, she announces her exit with a bang - shocking everyone. Determined to start fresh in the non-magical world, it seems that fairy tales want to lure her away from reality again. Hermione Granger's life away from magic is starting to resemble a fairy tale parody she wants to escape.

For many years, witches fantasize about Harry Potter and ALL there is to him. After the wedding, Hermione unlocks the secret every witch wants to know. ONE-SHOT.

Hermione returns home to find her youngest children watching her husband instead of the other way around. Meme based. Just family fluff. ONE-SHOT.

Hermione goes to Greece after her wedding got canceled. As she explores the historical country, she thinks about the men she has loved and all she has learned from them. As she reflects about life and love, she meets an oracle who predicts what will happen next. ONE-SHOT.

After the war, Hermione tells Harry that she has to leave and find herself. In truth, she only wants to avoid the inevitable and the undeniable - her heart breaking into tiny pieces as she watches him get back together with Ginny. For Harmony & Co's Lyric Llama Challenge. Song inspiration - Beautiful Mess by Diamond Rio.

After the war, Ron, Hermione, and Harry - the Golden Trio - could do no wrong. Their efforts during the war catapulted them to success and everything seems perfect. A carefully executed plot by a trio with a strong hatred for them threatens to destroy their friendship forever. Vicious intentions will pave the way for ardent desires to be discovered. Revenge changes everything...

As godparents to the first Potter baby, Luna and Neville travel to Australia so they could be there for their goddaughter's birth in December. Since they were asked to travel muggle to keep the nosy press away, their travel mishaps lead them to a crazy journey that pushes them to admit their feelings. Harmony side-pairing. For CinderellaAtTheBall. ONE-SHOT.

Marriage Law AU. Hermione Granger left the wizarding world as soon as the war is over to live her life as a muggle. She had a thriving career and a stable business. She was content. One day she gets kidnapped, and the Ministry demands that she bear heirs for Harry Potter due to a prophecy of their blood saving the existence of magic. Will she sacrifice her freedom for a prophecy?

Hermione's bitchy cousins want Harry Potter. So, as a courtesy, they challenge her to change her status as Harry's best friend to his lover before the year ends. If not, she has to help her cousins score a date with him. Whoever said that it was just blokes who make bets about women they fancy? Will Hermione be the Queen of the Yule Season or will she lose again?

Hermione loves keeping things organized. When her Christmas plans get canceled one by one, she is resolved to spend the holidays alone. Ironically, Harry Potter has the same problem. Since misery loves company, they spend the holidays together. As each activity on their Christmas bucket list gets crossed out, the line separating friendship and love gets blurry.

Feeling guilty for not giving Hermione a Christmas present during their first year, Harry Potter decides to rectify his mistake by giving her personalized vouchers. Every year, it became their Yule tradition to mark their friendship. Thinking about a grand scheme for his proposal, he looks back on the chronicles of their relationship outlined by Hermione's Christmas Vouchers.

Hermione sends Harry a letter about overspending on her book budget. Since she had a very graphic way of explaining things, he could do nothing except wait until he sees her again. ONE-SHOT. Written for Harmony Shippers.

My take on how Harry Potter would grow up if his parents were alive and there is no Voldemort. This story describes the Seven Year Hogwarts Journey of Harry and Hermione ala Pride and Prejudice. Due to a misunderstanding during first year, Hermione loathes Harry and they become rivals for the Top spot in their batch. When they become Head students, what could happen?

Harry Potter was young when he first met Hermione Granger. Who knew that years later, their first meeting would be reenacted on the most important day of their lives? A one-shot based on the song, Love Story by Taylor Swift.

Head Auror Potter receives a shocking text message from Minister Hermione on the last workday before Christmas Eve. Things are bound to heat up at the Ministry of Magic. Fluff and Smut Galore. ONESHOT.

The Potter Fruit Basket is their trademark Christmas present for family and friends. This year, Harry notices someone or something eating the blueberries. So, he has to investigate this case or their tradition will be disrupted. After sharing the issue with his fellow Aurors, he feels hopeful for the possible implications. ONE-SHOT.

Xanthippe means an ill-tempered woman. So, Lillian Joy doesn't understand why her father uses that word as an endearment for her mother. Deciding to just ask her Dad, Harry Potter shares his memories of the hilarious origin of his pet name for his wife, Hermione. Dedicated to Manwe Iluvatarian. ONE-SHOT.

A prank by Harry and his children really upsets his wife. So, they create a special gift as a peace offering. This gift brings people together to change the lives of orphans which leads to the Potters' most meaningful Christmas yet. Dedicated to SereniteRose. ONESHOT.

After a full-body collision, Harry notices that his best friend has now grown into a beautiful young lady. Instead of focusing on the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he plagues himself on whether or not he'll tell Hermione Granger that he realized he fancied her. Goblet of Fire AU. Dedicated to The Ghostly Minion. THREE-SHOT.

Hermione Granger loves keeping things organized. When her Christmas plans get canceled, she is resolved to spend the holidays alone. Ironically, Harry Potter has the same problem. Since misery loves company, they spend the holidays together. As each activity on their Christmas bucket list gets crossed out, the thin line separating friendship and love get blurry. ONESHOT.

Because of teenage pettiness, Harry bragged to Dudley that Hermione Granger is his girlfriend. Years later, he ran into his aunt and cousin forcing him to face the consequence of his white lie. Will he beg Hermione to be his pretend girlfriend or will he tell Dudley the truth and lose face? COMPLETE.

At the Gryffindor versus Slytherin Quidditch match, Professor Harry Potter notices that his sons are very much like him. His youngest son cannot focus without his mum, while his eldest son shows off for his girlfriend. Really! What is it with Potters and their need for cheerleaders? ONESHOT.

Another Halloween and another tragedy for Harry Potter. This time, it's a broken heart. As he pours his heart out in front of his parents' graves, Hermione discovers his deepest secret making her decide to rectify his current Halloween troubles. ONESHOT.

After the war, Harry's inner demons unleash a darker and more dominant side of him that seeks to exert control in all things, most especially on the one woman he's been secretly in love with for so long. Will Hermione be able to heal him and can she take all of his pains away? A BDSM story.

Best Smut Winner for H&Co's Halloween Writing Challenge. Runner-up for Comedy Genius. Harry Potter and Hermione Granger have a lot of Halloween Traditions together as the best of friends. A birthday dare and a Jack-o-lantern finally opens Harry's eyes to understand the truth about his feelings for Hermione in the most unexpected way. ONESHOT.

Sequel to Lurking In The Shadows. Creature Harry Story. Hermione is having a hard time focusing at work as she fantasizes about her fiance. Unbeknownst to her, Cormac McLaggen is also finding it hard to concentrate because of her presence. As the mate of an Incubus, Hermione discovers how aggressively protective her fiance could be. ONESHOT.

Harry Potter, the British Daredevil, will retire from Quidditch soon. As he prepares for his Quibbler interview, he uses pictures to recall highlights of his life after the war. As he thinks of an answer to this question, 'As the British Daredevil, you seem fearless. So, we want to know, what are you afraid of Harry Potter', he looks back on how truly blessed he is. ONESHOT.

Professor Trelawney predicted in her third year that her future husband will say this to her during their wedding reception, "I love the way you are. Never ever change." After Ron cheated on her with a gorgeous half-veela, her self-esteem is at an all-time low. At a photo exhibit, she sees herself through Harry's eyes and discovers two major realizations. Fluffy Oneshot.

On the eve of Graduation, Hogwarts' Seventh Years take the Potter Potion formulated by Hermione Granger, many years ago. As a seventh year, will James Sirius finally know the true history of the potion before he takes part in the pre-graduation tradition? Fluffy Oneshot.

Contains Sexier and Racier Scenes only. Companion Piece to My Cheating Heart (Book 1 Completed. Book 2 Ongoing). After learning about what it takes to be the Master of Death from Osiris and Merlin, Harry Potter accepts the responsibility to make things better for himself and his lady. Or is it? See Main Story for Full Summary.

Teddy Lupin will marry Victoire Weasley tomorrow and Harry Potter still has not written anything for the Father of the Groom's speech. As he watches his peacefully sleeping wife, he remembers a secret he shares with Teddy that he uses as an inspiration for his wedding speech. ONESHOT.

Creature Harry Story. He returns home altered forever after a mission. The major change as he comes back, he now desires his house-sitter in a way that he's never felt before. ONESHOT.

Through the years of their friendship, they made a lot of promises to each other. Before the sun sets, Harry reminisces about all their memories as he prepares to make the biggest promise of his life. ONESHOT.

Lillian Joy Potter always admired her parents' love story as well as her grandparents'. As she is now thirteen, she wants to know the full details on how her parents finally got together. Will they ever answer her truthfully? Or are the details on how their relationship changed from best friends to lovers be forever kept a secret? ONESHOT.

"Die, Harry. Die!", Hermione said viciously as she pressed the keys on the PlayStation console. In a battle to see who washes the dishes, the game is seriously on. Competition is a big deal at the Potter household even if it's the wife's birthday. ONESHOT.

He risked being in her dizzying presence just to see her smile because of his very special gift. But when he sees her unwell, he accidentally reveals his deepest secret to the one man who is supposed to never know. Sequel to The Golden Girl. ONESHOT.

Hermione wakes up on her birthday with period pains. She reflects on her love-hate relationship with the monthly curse that plagues every woman... The same curse that eventually led to her Happily Ever After. ONESHOT

Hermione goes to Japan, the summer before Fourth Year. There she learns about Pokemon, the magical creatures endemic to Japan. She brings two mystery Pokeballs, giving one to Harry and Ron. When Harry is entered in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, could his mystery pokeball be the power he knows not? This is a Goblet of Fire AU. Harmony Pairing.

His little princess now seems to hate him this summer. He does not understand why and his wife was away. How will Harry cope with a sobbing teenager? This emergency situation is something only Hermione could handle. Prequel to Always Constant. ONESHOT.

Generations of Potters would always be in awe of their Grandy's love for Grandmy. Of course, to them it was rather amusing how Grandy Harry was biased to female Potters with curly brown hair and molten chocolate colored eyes. ONESHOT.

To me she will always be Hermione Granger. My one that got away. I hate that I am secretly in love with Potter's girl. ONESHOT.

Hermione's musings during her 40th birthday. Her reflections on missing her prince charming as she recalls her love for fairytales as a little girl. And the most beautiful birthday surprise - ever. Fluffy scenes ahead. ONESHOT.

HHr. A weird magazine, an article by Luna and Ginny, along with Harry's sudden appearance in her flat, helps change Hermione Granger's paradigm of romance and friendship. ONESHOT.

This contains the sexier scenes of THE POTTER BRIDE. Could be read separately from the main story.

HHr. Hermione dies at the Final Battle and Harry learns of a prophecy surrounding her death. The manipulations are revealed and Harry is reborn to be the next Dark Lord. He'll do anything to bring her back, even killing himself just to join her. CURRENTLY EDITING before a new chapter will be posted.

Post-war AU. Harry Potter waited nine years for Hermione to notice him but she was too bloody focused on her career. Tired of the passive-aggressive approach, he creates a grand scheme that will get her to see him as a desirable romantic partner. He will do whatever it takes for them to get together so, let the seduction begin...

HHR. Harry Potter screwed up big time which caused his best friend to leave. Five years after Hermione left, Harry has never lost hope of finding her again. When he does find her, it's of the most complicated circumstances. He was to be the bodyguard of the Queen of Karthegenia. With their unresolved past, could he convince her to forgive him?

HHr. The mature scenes from my story, Blind No More. Can be read as stand alone but it's best to read this as bonus material from the main story.

After the war, all was well in Harry Potter's world until he realized that the males now have their eyes on Hermione Granger. When he realizes he wants her for himself, desperate times call for desperate measures. Lord Potter-Black comes into action and performs the ultimate caveman move. COMPLETE. The edited version posted on A03 under tweetysrcclt9.