Stories by slexenskee

When Naruto's seal breaks, he finds himself sharing his body with a powerful and enigmatic creature known to the world as the infamous nine-tailed demon fox. But everything Naruto, and the world, thought they knew about the mysterious demon is proving to be untrue. SLASH. Kakashi/Naruto

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

For the record, Harry was only here for his time-travelling kids. Voldemort can fuck off. Harry/Voldemort mpreg

Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes

After troubling events which led her younger sister to drop off the youngest of her twins, a baby girl, with no explanation and little fanfare, Petunia Evans does her level best to get the hell away from magic and everything about it and ends up on Jupiter. No this is not crack. fem!Harry/Voldemort, good!dursleys, alive!potters

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry

"I'm having your baby," she says. "Not that it's any of your business." fem!Harry/Gellert very VERY AU of crawlersout

"You are a terrible, inconvenient bother of a barnacle, do you know that?" He tells the toddler. Predictably, the baby does not respond. (While Harry is away, Voldemort is left to manage their inconsolable, clingy barnacle of a two year-old. It works about as well as you might imagine. ) Harry/Voldemort, mpreg, Yebisu-verse oneshot!

Veela Draco Malfoy is dead set on Harry Potter becoming his mate. This would be great and all, if Harry didn't despise Draco's guts and, you know, wasn't totally asexual and not at all about that life. Harry/Draco

Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.

The Dark Lord has returned, and finds himself playing a thrilling game of cat and mouse with the enthralling and fascinating Hadrian Black, a mysterious boy who has just transferred to Hogwarts. But who is the cat in this perilous game of danger and desire, and who is the mouse? Dark!Harry, Assassin!Harry, nonbinary!Harry, slash

Hadrian is the youngest of the infamous Princes of Hell. He's known as the Prince of Death, Necromancy and Immortality; he has legions of demons beneath him and endless power and influence - so he's still at a bit of a loss as to how this unworthy human Dark Lord managed to summon him of all demons. Or, you know, why he's decided to stick around and help him.

Meanwhile, Harry and Voldemort have a lot of sex. This started out as gratuitous noncon porn that somehow wrote it's way into lots of feelings and an existential crisis. I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.

No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.

AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke

Harry/Grindelwald And love, he does not say, fingering a jewelry box in his pocket. To be fair, he doesn't expect to get very far with it. But maybe one of these days she'll actually take him up on his offer. AU set in the already AU crawlersout fem!Harry world

Synchcronicity-verse Yamato/Kyuubi: This was the problem with life-and-death situations, Yamato thought, resigned. They had a way of cleaving open all the feelings you would have preferred to keep lost in ignorance. co-written with Poqo!

For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC

SW/HPxover: Merope Gaunt left earth with no intention of ever returning. She prefers to pretend that entire mission never existed, and neither does that planet. Unfortunately Darth Vader has other ideas, and it's not as if she can exactly say no when her boss tells her to do something.

Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.

Three times Boromir insults Naruto, and the one time he doesn't. But Veltpunch's summary is applicable as well; three times Boromir is kind of sexist dick and one time he tries really hard not to be. BoromirxfemNaru? AU

Madara had been right; all the ninja in her Gennin class were stupid and foolish, and didn't know anything about war, let alone being a ninja. Most of all the unpleasantly dim-witted, incredibly popular Minato.

Minato was certain that he'd have to forget this memory, sure he'd forget his son Naruto and sure he would right history again. But it turns out he was wrong on all accounts. In fact, Naruto wasn't even a boy. femnaru 4th movie drabbles

Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.

but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric

After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.