Stories by Petrificus Somewhatus

The title says it all really. If you enjoy my writing and are a fan of Harry/Hermione then you will more than likely enjoy these short glimpses into the pair's relationship.

This is a compilation of one-shots inspired by my story Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent. If you enjoyed that story and would like to read more then you've come to the right place.

A brief glimpse into Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts in the Live Forever universe from The Giant Squid's perspective.

"Is this why you joined the D.A.?" he asked. "To protect your sister?" "You always sell yourself short," she answered, never breaking stride before disappearing from sight.

When the war was won, and the fallen had been mourned, Hermione Granger had one more monumentally important task to complete. She'd thought of every contingency and planned for every variable because failure was not an option. Thank heavens she had a lucky charm...

James Potter made a vow to himself that his seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry would be different. He would be responsible, kind, and (hopefully) get the girl. Yes, this year would be different. He had no idea...

He was The Boy Who Lived, The Chosen One, The Conqueror; the list of his wholly unearned and ridiculous titles was neverending. But his most recent designation was the most unbelievable of all and most likely to be extremely temporary: the man that Fleur Delacour fancied.

By the age of fourteen, Harry Potter had survived his miserable childhood, defeated Voldemort twice, freed his wrongly imprisoned godfather, and was the brightest student in his year. The only fly in the ointment? The annoying Ravenclaw who thought she was the brightest student in his year, and never missed an opportunity to share that very wrong, very dumb, opinion.

The war had been won, Harry had become an Auror, and Hermione had returned to Hogwarts for her final year. What happens when two best friends reunite after realizing that absence does indeed make the heart grow fonder? Also, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

It's been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts and Luna's fascination with magical creatures has waned. But before fully moving on to other pursuits there is one elusive prey she is determined to capture. The poor boy doesn't stand a chance.

The dwarves tasked with delivering Valentines have always been misunderstood and unfairly maligned. They don't just care about the money they earn, they also care about love! But mostly they care about the money.

The best traditions can spawn from the most unlikely of circumstances.

The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.

Although Harry suffered through many dark times at Hogwarts, it is my opinion that his teenage years would have been much darker without magic. But even in Harry's darkest times, there would always be lights to follow along the way.

A short one shot in honor of Harry's fortieth birthday. In my opinion Harry's ideal birthday at that age would be extremely underwhelming to an outsider but Harry always did seem to defy the public's expectations.

Gabrielle Delacour was a fan of two things: Quidditch and Harry Potter. This is the story of how her two passions helped two Tri Wizard Champions find their way.

We all know that Hermione went to Slughorn's party with Cormac McLaggen to make Ron jealous. But what if she didn't? What if she came to her senses in time and invited Harry instead? As friends of course.

It has been eight hours since Harry was dragged out of Potions for the Wand Weighing Ceremony and he hasn't been heard from since. What is the reason for Harry's mysterious vanishing act? Will Hermione survive the wait?

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.