Stories by Erisah Mae

From a tumblr post by accio-shitpost: "i wanna see a muggle who goes stealth among wizards purely by having a ridiculous aesthetic." Zinnia, a bisexual Australian nurse, moves into the home of late Great Aunt who lived near the Weasleys shortly after the events of the Battle of Hogwarts. Molly Weasley decides to be a good neighbour to the new "witch" in town. That's how it starts.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

It is absolutely not Kakashi's fault that Gai and Obito are together. Nope. Not even a bit. Well maybe a bit. Okay. If he hadn't been a jerk, this would not be currently happening.

In which Eggsy is one of Sherlock's Baker Street Irregulars.

Drabble: Finn wakes up from coma, examines events that led him to being in a hospital bed in a Resistance Base. Pre-slash. Featuring Poe, BB8, and a Twi'lek doctor who is not here for fanservice.

Eggsy runs into Alex Rider in a corridor whilst on a mission. They get on like a house on fire. Language warning cherubs.

Or: Why Shikaku is pretty sure that Itachi has no relation to the Nara Clan. An Omake from Yet Mad I am Not. A really stupid one. I'm sorry.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Something went wrong with Eren's father's experiment. Instead of turning into a Titan as he was supposed to, Eren woke up in the unfamiliar body of someone else who had just been through an incredibly traumatic experience. The infant Harry Potter. Rated for foul language in English and Japanese.

Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...

Nori has never really understood the intrinsic attractions of gold. Then he meets Prince Fili, and realises he might have found an exception. Pre-slash. Reformatted so that it won't make eyes bleed anymore, I swear.

Or, why it's a bad idea to start a prank war with the son of a Marauder. Slight Ron-bashing, non-graphic slashy themes. Malfoy with a sense of humour. Pure crack-fic, even beyond my usual levels.

Vegeta sacrificed himself to save the world, but Bulma decided she was tired of his attitude and dumped him. Depressed, he tells his troubles to a random earthling, Oz.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

A series of oneshots about BAMF!Nibelheimers. Cloud's Recruitment into the SOLDIER Cadet programme. Why Tifa became Zangan's student and then a terrorist. Canonish. Rated for foul-mouthed Nibelheimers.