James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Long after the war, Harry Potter faces a new challenge. One that hits closer to home, and may take him away from his family forever. Something that can't be destroyed with magic.
What if after visiting Gringotts for the first time Hagrid's pick me up had taken longer? What if Harry had spent more time in Madame Malkin's? Can Malfoy's inteference change Harry's sorting? Perhaps, Slytherin? Due to requests, I'll continue this.
‘He knew a man was dead because of him, and that because he was dead, many others would die.’ Malfoy contemplates the task set before him. 6th year. Song fic.
A parody. Harry Potter's been missing for 8 years now. Voldemort's over joyed. The others? Not so much. But, just when Hogwarts needs him most, he arrives from a rather unsual place. A one-shot.
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.
A strange oneshot from my warped mind. It's mostly parodying some of the more common plots. But only some of them. Mostly from independant!Harry, but I like those stories, so it's all in good fun. Rated T for safety.
After Harry defeats Voldemort he has choices to make. What will he choose to do with the rest of his life? Independant!Harry. Ignores HBP. Going to replace the third chapter.