Stories by Doghead Thirteen

It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.

Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.

Sequel to Headmaster’s Socks. As Harry and Hermione enter the next stage of the relationship, it's time for them to enter their second term at the Collegium. But there's something rotten in the bowels of Hogwarts, and Ginny Weasely is in big trouble...

Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?

Assorted shorts from the Top Dog universe. Most of these are ideas I've had that I can't think of where to go with next; others are background-setting for things that'll happen elsewhere. Some stuff I've got written can't be posted yet due to spoilers.

Naruto Uzumaki just became a ninja. But wait a minute, since when was Konoha hidden in modern-day Tokyo and where did all the guns and bombs come from? This is Nerima, 1996, and these are the meanest streets on Earth. Set in the Top Dog universe.

Fits between Headmaster's Socks and Deathtrap Girl. It's summer 1997, Harry's got a job to do, the Blink Dog is in for a Hell of a ride, and Hermione's about to get a look at what life as an interstellar mercenary is really all about...

There's only so far you can push anyone before they'll push back, and Harry's been pushed too far. Between that and Dobby's form of mad proving contagious, things are about to get violent. ABANDONED.

In a world built on lies where nothing is what it seems, dominant lesbian goth Akane Tendo finds herself falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole accompanied by an aquatranssexual nomad biker, a half Irish guerilla and a private club of crazies...

Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...

Yup, it's the notorious Biker Half! Originally written between 1998 and 2002, when I had a lot more learning to do. This is as far as this one goes, folks. I'm now working on an extensive rewrite and replot, to be found among my stories posted here.