Stories by Lostyourmind

While Hermione is stuck working in the Central Department of the Ministry with Ginny, someone is out to make her life even more miserable. With her still closeted gay best friend, a horny ex-boyfriend, her work wife and a duck, she tries to avoid being thrown into Azkaban while killing the culprit of all her problems.

When they finally realize that they are nothing like a brother or a sister to each other. (A Valentine's Day oneshot) (triad)

One is never enough when there's a Malfoy involved…

There's a Gryffindor/Slytherin wedding happening and Hermione is stuck as the Maid of Honor. Everything before the wedding is an absolute disaster but after the wedding, things are definitely looking up…

Not my typical writing style but I encourage you to read it anyway. Hermione is late, which she never is… Well, at least she keeps it in the family… (One-shot)

Severus Snape wasn't aware of how dirty Miss Granger could really get, it took him about three years to find out that she wasn't the prude he always assumed, and it only took him one day to find out that Miss Granger loved to talk about pretty genitals and other inappropriate things. Totally random and totally out of character, just for fun! Adult readers only! (SS/HG).

Ron never had been the smartest boy, but him being this dumb only paid off for Harry and Draco Malfoy, too bad they have that rule that says no sleeping with friends…

When Draco Malfoy returns to town, Harry's finally done with hiding out. He triggers feelings that just won't go away but there are more suitors in town and Draco Malfoy will have to fight for what he thinks belongs to him. (Mainly HP/DM but with a little RW/HG/LL on the side)

When Hermione is finally ready to finish her seventh year after the war, she gets bored pretty quickly and is looking for some extracurricular activities, preferably with her dark potions professor. After a while things start to become rather complicated and not everything is as it seems… M-rated for Smut and language. COMPLETE

After the war a few students return to Hogwarts to finish their seventh year. Hermione is bored one day and demands that Harry does something about it. The only cure for boredom seems to be a certain Slytherin... (Triad) Rated very much M with Dom/Sub play, more warnings inside.

Our favorite couple needs to take a necessary road trip across the country to find some much needed potions ingredients. After the war they are not sure how to react to one another and when she saved his life he felt obligated to take her on as his apprentice… But how will their professional relationship fare when they are forced to share eight full day's together? COMPLETE

When the war is finished they find themselves in each other's company. They tell each other that they need this, just this once, never to repeat again, or maybe not. Thank god Hermione's friend Nina is there to guide her into the right direction. Warning: Rated M for a reason.

Oneshot: When the war is finished they find themselves in each other's company. They tell each other that they need this, just this once, never to repeat again, or maybe not. Thank god Hermione's friend Nina is there to guide her into the right direction. Warning: Rated M for a reason.

Post-war. The remaining survirors of the Order have a hard time dealing with all their losses. Hermione comes up with a plan to make everyone feel better. Taking a trip to Italy is always a good idea. But what happens when Severus is left without a roommate? (With a sassy Hermione) Rated M for language and adult content. COMPLETE

A silly game of truth or dare evolves into something entirely different. A well known topic but oh so fun to write about. Warning: a lot of smut and a foursome...