Stories by n00b-masta2112

"He laughs again, and I find myself missing Haymitch more than anything at that moment. I miss someone to hate the world with." After the war, after everything, it takes a phone call to drive Katniss from her chair by the fire.
After President Snow announces the twist to the 3rd Quarter Quell, the 75th Hunger Games, Haymitch faces more confrontations than he'd care to, especially in the midst of his own fear and realizations. He can't let the girl on fire flicker out. Language.
Hazelle Hawthorne has been hired as Haymitch Abernathy's housekeeper. Immediately put off by his rough exterior, she has no interest in getting to know him. As they gradually learn to accept each other, will there be a change of heart? Haymitch/Hazelle
"Up until the very end, I’ve always been spineless and cowardly, always taking the easy way out." Foxface's last moments. It's been done before, but not like this.
"Blindfolded, gagged, bound at the wrists. We cannot fight, we cannot resist. We bow unwilling before unjust kings. We are nothing more than puppets on strings."
"I became someone else in that arena, and so did you." Katniss/Peeta. Oneshot songfic, "You remind me of a time when we were so alive. Do you remember that? Do you remember that?" post book one
"I know what she’s going through. The nightmares. I’ve suffered through enough lonely nights to know she needs someone here to help her face them." Haymitch/Katniss
"Physical pain has never been difficult for me, I realize as I watch blood pool in my cupped palm. This is nothing." Scars should be a constant reminder of what the Capitol turned Haymitch into, but they took those from him too.
“You’re...you’ve always been something else, kid. So strong, so stubborn. So much like me.” Haymitch laughs softly. “So much like me...” Haymitch has a lot to say. Katniss's POV at the end of Catching Fire. Spoilers I suppose.
"It’s more than the Capitol that I hate. I hate myself. I despise myself more than words can say." Haymitch has had everything and nothing since the day he emerged from the Hunger Games arena as a winner. He never really won.
Vincent was aware of his evergrowing obsession with watching them, and he was also aware of how wrong he was by turning around. Dark. Somewhat Yuffentine.
Yuffie's got a little birthday surprise for Vincent. Light Yuffentine. Happy birthday Vinnie! .
"She slid between him and his cloak, shivering." It's cold... Yuffentine.
One is sweet, the other has no taste. 40 themes. Yuffentine. Sort of onesided for some themes, but not really. .

I Confess, I Messed Up by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus is dressed up, Lily is waiting and James killing time. Surprise pairing

Gotta Love Luna by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Luna and Harry share a special moment one pitch black evening, and the full moon isn't the only witness. LunaHarry, RonHermione if you stand on your head and squint. Weird summary. Read it!

Numb It For Me by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was his painkiller, his high. SnapeLily oneshot. Previously 'What You'll Be Always'

Right Kenny? by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

40 themes on Yachiru and her Kenchan. Yes, only forty.
A group of medics travel to Suna to help out during a war. Will love find its way into the mission somehow? Sakura x Kankuro
Itachixanyone. [my first crack at poetry] When you're a wanted criminal, you just can't have someone special...Especially when they're afraid of you.
My senses can tell when you're near. My senses are going to kill me one day. EdWin [Winry's POV songfic] bad summary

Strawberry Shortcake by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rukia decides to turn Ichigo into a strawberry shortcake...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! crackfic

Truths by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

She searches for any traces of truth left in the wake of his lies. Matsumoto x Gin [drabble]

Smaller by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is it about her that sets her apart from the others? [Hitsugaya x Yachiru] drabble

It Will Never Work Collection by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of short, angsty oneshots centering around various pairings. Includes HitsuHina [ch. 2], RenRuk [ch.3], and a few more.

Good Little Conscience Angel by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was her shoulder as much as it was his. [Yachiru x Zaraki] oneshot
Kurenai found herself before that grave a lot lately. The other Jonin were beginning to get worried... [songfic for Slipped Away] Kurenai x Asuma
The only time he notices her is when she needs to be alone...[oneshot] NejiTen

Together by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why do I start to fall apart whenever you come around? Renji x Rukia Renji's POV [oneshot songfic]
Two brothers killed by the same hand. Sasuke will prove such a foretelling wrong...right?
Ino is depressed. Who can pull her out of it? And how? A serious attempt at humor. Seriously. Humorously. Yeah, have fun. [oneshot]
Naruto and Sakura walk in on Sasuke having a...moment. Disturbingly short oneshot.
Sasuke is being haunted just after the slaughter of his clan. Songfic inspired by an Evanescence song. [oneshot]

The Last Quincy by n00b-masta2112 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Is Uryu really the last quincy? He meets another, and is thrown into something he wants no part in...IshidaOC
A certain young boy with blonde hair, blue eyes, and an orange jumpsuit wonders why he's alone year after year. A late Vday oneshot. It's so short...just read it! I had to add romance to the genre because I added a fluffy ending optional
A group of ninjas walk into a bar one day. Pointless tomfoolery ensues. ONESHOT Rated for alcohal reference. Heh heh heh...
Sasuke ponders why flowers represent love. ONESHOT I don't own Naruto.
Shino and Hinata have a moment alone during training, and Shino has something to tell her...ONESHOT Shino x Hinata fluff for Valentine's Day! I don't own Naruto
Sasuke finally killed Itachi, but did he make a mistake in doing so? Character death. ONESHOT I don't own Naruto.
Dosu, Kin, and Zaku meet on their first mission. But what kind of mission is this? Dun dun dun! [ONESHOT] I don't own Naruto. Even if you don't like Sound nin, please read! It's funny...
This is what would happen if I walked up and asked Naruto out on a date. Extremely stupid. ONESHOT I don't own Naruto.