Stories by Moonlite Knight

Season 9 AU in which nothing bad happened. Sam is perfectly fine, Gadreel healed him and left. Kevin is alive, and Cas didn't have to leave the Bat Cave, but he is still human however. Summary: Cas is cursed by mistletoe, Sam spontaneously decides to play matchmaker, Kevin wants no part of any of this, and Dean just wanted to avoid cataloging. DeanCas

Written for the prompt: No one knows that Mycroft writes a series of children's books under a pseudonym, that is until they become the subject of serial murders throughout London. Lestrade and the Yard investigate.

Sam is trying to set Dean and Cas up. Jimmy is trying to keep them apart. Cas spies on Dean from bushes. And Dean might or might not be interested in Sam's new blue-eyed, trench coat wearing science tutor. High school AU in which Jimmy is Cas' twin brother.

John is having a quiet, well deserved afternoon off with a paperback and tea. Sherlock and the internet come along and ruin it. Crack.

If anyone asks, Dean got his concussion hunting. He was never anywhere near an ice rink, no matter what anyone else says. Shut up Cas. He was never there. Dean/Cas

Sherlock is sulky, John threatens with cats, and Mycroft is indignant. Written for the prompt: Character A:"I kissed Mycroft!" Character B:"What!" Character A:"He told me I had to." Mycroft: "I did not!"

In which there is no beer, angels who can't freaking control their powers, and cats that are probably not cats. Yeah, Dean probably shouldn't have broken curfew. AU

Dean and Sam head over to Santa Barbara when they hear about a case of possible vampire killings. They don't find a case, but they do crash into a cop's car, get arrested, get stalked by a fake psychic and his sidekick, and search for angel who's a witch.

Sam preferred law over chocolates. Dean liked chocolate but was more comfortable with cars. But when John takes an impromptu vacation, they must take over the family business or risk losing it to the sleazy ice cream shop owner, Lucifer. SxG, DxC

He was in the wrong place, in the wrong country, in the wrong building at the very wrong time. It was official. Harry loathed traveling by Floo. HP x MK crossover

When Howl snuck out of his castle that day, he was expecting a day free from the bothersome duties of a loving husband and doting father. He was not expecting to be roped into a war. He should really stop expecting things. HP crossover

Neil gets a letter full of rubbish about wizardry and witchcraft and pig pimples. Naturally, it's Howl's fault. HMCxHP crossover

Upon taking a quick look through the disc that contained a copy Artemis's memories, Foaly discovers something very interesting. The fairies weren't the first to mess with the Mudboy's mind. HP crossover

Mokona’s ability to translate any language is useful for many things, including terrifying pet store owners, intriguing odd little girls, and getting them all arrested. HP crossover

After the war, all Harry wanted to do was recover and sleep. But Hermione refused to allow him that one little wish. So, when he ended up in the past as the new DADA teacher, he knew exactly who to blame. Her, not him and his idiotic curiosity.

It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.

Artemis ventures out into the public eye for the first time since his return. And promptly regrets it. Annoying gossiping busybodies.

“Dear Mr. Artemis Fowl II,” the letter began in overly elegant dark blue shiny font. “It is with utmost regret that we inform you that your services are no longer needed by our Publisher."

Alex's mission was simply to infiltrate and gather information about the group of terrorists that were blowing up half of Europe. No one knew this would ended up revealing the existence of a magical society, a world that was trying to kill them all.

“I told you,” Foaly eyed the knife pointed at him warily. “I’m your Fairy Godmother and I would appreciate it if you lowered the knife please.”

There are some things money can’t buy, which is precisely why one must resort to stealing them. Somehow though, Artemis failed to foresee any competition or opposition. Luckily, he’s a genius. Unluckily, so are they, albeit in a differing ways. AFxDC

‘Don’t get sucked in.’ That was a warning that Holly planned on forcing Foaly to put on his new brand of video games. Right after she beat the game. slight AxH Written for AFFanGathering’s Holiday Fanfiction Exchange.

Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.

Artemis needs someone to test his latest experiment on and discovers why Holly is not the best candidate for the job.

It started out as a small voice in the furthest corners of his mind. Not unlike a conscience, it whispered to him, tried to enchant him, to draw him in with prospects of making everything Right again. Drabble

Well, if they had just simply accepted her as their new bodyguard, then they really wouldn’t be Fowls would they? Juliet starts her job as the twin's babysitter slash bodyguard.

It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.

Guess what’s the only thing that can wake Artemis when he falls into a magical coma after getting a paper cut from a cursed book. Guess who has to carry out that cure. Guess who’s laughing his horsey butt off. HxA

Writer’s block. Artist’s block. Surely, genius’s block exists as well. Juliet enlists everyone but the resident genii to find out. The theories end up being out of this world.

Juliet plays some games. Artemis is reluctantly dragged into participating. Crack fic. Written mainly for authoress's own amusement.

It was a simple accident. Just one wrong turn and the escapee Sirius Black had ended up in a foreign country in the hands of one loud mouthed boy and one talking suit of armor. FMA x HP crossover

Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE

Artemis complained that no one calls just to say hello. Then he complained when someone called doing just that. Fickle little genius isn't he? REVISED AND COMPLETE

Artemis knew that when he was obligated to babysit his brothers, the task would be far from easy. But he had not anticipated just how momentous a chore it would be until they vanished. Mother was not going to be happy.

Artemis Fowl has been under the spotlight his entire life. COMPLETE

The assassin slunk through the hallway with an ease born from years of practice. He had no need to fear being caught by the security cameras, disabling them had been child’s play. He had utter confidence that this assassination was going to be easy.

Not a day passed by where she was not thankful for her new sons and for how much they differed from the one she had lost. A Mother’s Day fic. COMPLETE

In which there are siblings, blackmail, and punching. Sometimes it’s best not to think too much, but in this case, thinking was one thing Holly should definitely have done.

Artemis Fowl can do anything once he sets his mind on it. He can even ask Holly a very important question. Too bad he doesn’t know it’s one question he should never ask. COMPLETE

Alex Rider has been framed. He is not an internationally famous, ruthless thief. Fortunately, Blunt believes him. Unfortunately, his idea of dealing with the situation involves bringing in a certain SAS unit to track Alex’s every move...er... protect him.

Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.

Written for the 5 Times Challenge on FG: The five time Angeline Fowl pretended she did not see. COMPLETE

Some days were perfect. Others were the complete opposite. Holly was having one of those days and having to go to Artemis Fowl for help was not helping it one bit. COMPLETE

Set before the 1st book: Angeline didn't want her husband to leave for that voyage on the Fowl Star. She wanted him to stay at home, spend time with his family. But, she didn't know how to tell him that. And so he left. COMPLETE

The price Ed paid for his brother was far greater than an arm and a leg. Now, to save his brother's soul, Al must be everything that his brother could have been and more.

Artemis Fowl wished for a challenge, and a challenge is certainly what he received.

Presented by Messers Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley. Miss Hermione Granger would like to state that she did not encourage, assist, or acknowledge this list in any way, shape, or form, and sincerely hopes Snape never learns of its existence.

Artemis receives a bag of fortune cookies for his birthday. He, however, refuses to see them as anything but evil. The rip in the time space continuum only strengthens his belief. UNDER CONSTRUCTION, MAJOR CONSTRUCTION aka ON HOLD

Fairies, demons, mafia, the local police. Artemis Fowl can outwit them all. His lastest foe, however, is another story. Farce story! That means comedy!

Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort, and a prophecy to fulfill. Who will survive? Who will perish? This is my version of the last battle.