Stories by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt

Loneliness is Killing Me by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

AKA Four Times Severus Snape Was Alone and One Time He Wasn't

Suddenly Alone by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

They told Goyle what to do and how to do it. What to think and how to think it. They told him how to live his life.

Hogwarts PreSchool by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“The name Hogwarts do not sound per-pret-presi-honored. It sound like a yucky flu that makes your hair fall out.” Draco’s response sent both his parents into fits of laughter."/ Draco and the other characters are in preschool! AU DMHG, of course.

Every Which Way by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

//“Did he hurt you?” Hermione didn’t answer. Harry spoke again, his voice firm. For once, he was the one worrying about Hermione, not the other way around. “Did Malfoy hurt you?” Hermione shook her head, her curls lying every which way.// DMHG

Cloudy Apocalypse from Over the Rainbow by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

As Hermione knelt over and picked up the book, cracking the spine open to a well worn page, she had a feeling that the usual would become unusual and the unusual would become usual. DMHG. prompt: clouds, apocalypse, over the rainbow. 1/29-2/5
Zuko's life has always been like the tide, always changing and flowing, never to settle down. He's decided that he's going to follow that tide and find the mother that he has sorely missed. Sokka has it in his head that Zuko needs him to go with him.

Love is by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A series of seperate Dramione drabbles. All of them are based off of metaphors about love.

Violin by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

With a flourish, Draco brought out a violin. “I’m gonna play for you, my love!” He told Hermione. Hermione’s ears were attacked by horrible screeching before she could even open her mouth to reply. DMHG V in ABCDMHG drabbles.

From Lame To Less Lame by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The past is filled with old, terrible times. The writing was lame and crappy. Now, its shinier and slightly less crappy. From Spark to Flame's Collection of her Recently Revamped Dramione drabbles and oneshots of 2008. ALL DRAMIONE!

What's Normal Anyway? by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It wasn’t normal to be afraid to go to sleep. But then again, Severus Snape was never normal. It wasn’t normal to cry yourself to sleep. But then again, Harry Potter was never normal.

Ugly by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

This whole fight was stupid. Potter won Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award and I got nothing except shame. And a scolding from Hermione… U in ABCDMHG series. DMHG

The Ship of Dreams by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco set off on the Titanic, set in for a new love and a crazy adventure. He lived through his ups and downs to tell the tale, surviving the ship's fatal fall. His love, however, didn't. But he went on with life. DMHG. Follows movie's plotline.
Voldy has just decided that he won't 'Avada' Harry... Unfortunately, none of his other plans to kill the other dude work so well either. Nope... They fail like the light of a thousand suns- which is a lot of suns, if you didn't know.

Telifone by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco is reduced to trying to figure out how to use a telephone when Hermione leaves for a business trip... Unfortunately, he can barely spell telephone, let alone use one. T in the ABCDMHG drabbles.

She Will Live by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

She had read. She is reading. She will read. She had kissed. She is kissing. She will kiss. She had lived. She is residing. She will die... until he makes her live and laugh. DMHG Humor

Love is Always Patient and Kind by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was in love… not at first sight, but from the beginning. He didn’t need a kiss because his heart already pounded, his palms already sweated, and his blood already rushed upon seeing the other man's face. GrindewaldXDumbledore

What's Goin On? by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

11 people, 1 portrait, 1 rumor, and 1 flabbergasted Snape. It’s amazing results of one conversation.

It's a Small World After All by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It may be a small world, but Hermione never truly acknowledged that until she met him on her night out in town. Suddenly, her life is turned upside down and is shattering to pieces around her. A story of love, life, and everything in between. DMHG

This is Home by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The apprehension and anxiety of the war fizzled away and instead, it was replaced by soft, shy smiles and sparkling eyes as the warmth of the roaring fire seeped into their bones. Outside, the cold seeped into another’s bones. Draco's. DMHG.

Frozen Over by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I raised a finger and put it against the cold glass. I moved my finger absently, drawing a heart in the fog. I stared at it for a second and suddenly, the window sucked up my heart from its surface. It fogged back over, and my heart was gone. DMHG

Rising Feather by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/"Wingardium Leviosa,” the Granger girl said, waving her wand with a delicate swish of her wrist. Her eyes were trained on the feather sitting on the table in front of her, and my eyes were trained on her./ Slight DMHG
“Come on, Mudblood. You’re on my turf now, though, I don’t even know why. How could someone who stunk horribly at flying get on the Quidditch team as Potter’s replacement, especially since he gets hurt every other game?” Draco taunted. slight DMH

Feverish Frenzy by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco gasped. She wasn't reading. There could only be a few reasons that she could be not reading. Either a werewolf bit her, she was dead, or the worst of all, Barney had abducted her and splurged the life from her with his killer songs. DMHG

The Power of Disney by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/"You’re a spineless pale pathetic lot and you haven’t got a clue.” “What did you call me?” Pansy’s eyes widened and her pug face scrunched up in shock.“Who do you think you’re kidding? He’s the Earth and Heaven to you," Draco continued saying./ DMHG
He discovered the object of his nightmares waiting for him. A giant doughnut with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles. A scream erupted from Draco’s mouth as he backed away from the hideous, calorie-filled beast. It came closer as Draco stepped back. DMHG

The NaNo Notebook of Stalker Thoughts by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco had placed a blanket on the floor and sat upon it- obviously, because he was much too prissy to get his clothes dirty by sitting on the floor. But, wielding a muggle object or two was less prissy. That’s right. He was holding a pen and notebook.

Brother, My Brother by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry looked up at Ron and with a sincere voice, said, “You’re not going to kill me Ron.” The conviction in his voice was evident as he stated it, his gaze never wavering from Ron’s. Ron’s eyes narrowed, “Yes I am. You will die Potter.”

Draco's Cake Attempt by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I told Neville I'd bake the cake for Luna's surprise party, but I have a meeting. He'd probably burn the house down if he tried to bake a cake." "So you want me to make it? Who is to say that I won't burn the house down either? I'll fail! Epically!" DMHG

It's Over by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A shriek erupted from her mouth as she felt a hand on her shoulder. Her wide eyes looks up to see the smirking face of Draco Malfoy. The malevolent looking Slytherin smirked at her. “Did you do it?” He asked. Hermione nodded through her tears.

Sarah by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A light bulb lit up over Draco’s head. “I know! He’s suffering from a lack of romance!” Harry smacked him on the back of his head, glaring at him. “You know, Dray could have a point. You need a girlfriend,” Hermione pointed out to Harry. S in ABCDMHG

Romantic by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Draco. I don’t have time for surprises. There are NEWTS to study for! The school year is ending. There’s so much to do. Not now. Maybe later.” She really hadn’t wanted to see her boyfriend’s surprise-he had a reputation for being cheesy. R in ABCDMHG

Questions by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/Draco held his homework out in front of her, pointing to a number. “What’s the answer?” Hermione sent him a look that clearly said 'You should know.' Unfortunately, he didn't./ Q drabble in the ABCDMHG drabbles.

Problems by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“What the hell does this mean?” Draco screeched at the top of his lungs, ripping the piece of paper in his hands into itty bitty tiny pieces. “It means that you have an OCD with yourself. It’s pretty simple,” Hermione replied./ P in the ABCDMHG drabbles

Omniscient by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/A Trivia Challenge. Everyone’s gazes turned to glance at the couple that where staring at Dumbledore in shock. Hermione and Draco. In a battle of the wits and skill. Who would win? Only time could tell./ The O Drabble in the ABCDMHG Drabbles...Finally

10 Excuses by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/It was quite easy for me to fall head of heals for Hermione. It only took 10 things. 10 excuses- I call them. With each reason came a level of denial that slowly disintegrated at each step forward./ DMHG. oneshot. pure fluff.

OH THE HORROR by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/He was a prefect and should therefore have been patrolling the corridors instead of sitting down and cracking open a cheesy, cliché, horrible, vomit inducing, nonsense filled book that he couldn’t help but laugh at...hysterically./ DMHG

A Mistake by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“Your husband? So what is this? Am I now your servant? Your house elf?” Hermione’s eyes burned with anger. Draco could see his own face reflected in her chocolate orbs, the fire in them seemingly burning him alive.“Yes!” he yelled without thinking./ DMHG

Attack of the Muffins by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“I’m here Master!” Gilderoy shouted, running toward me with a towel tied around his neck that acted as a cape. My hero. His arms wrapped around me and pulled me into an upright possession, pressing a glass of water to my lips./ 3rd fic in Muffin series.

Muffins For The Wind! by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“I’ll be your minion.” A voice announced. I looked up in confusion, blinking away the tears. A guy smiled down at me. Maybe his smile was contagious, because one rose to my lips too./ Voldy gets a partner in crime. His new minion. Sequel to Damn Muffins

Damn Muffins by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/“Hello. I am your doctor. One of you friends brought you here. Now-““THEY ARE NOT MY FRIENDS! THEY ARE MY MINIONS!”“Your onions?”“I said MINIONS, NOT ONIONS!”/ All this because of one little muffin. Oh the horror it is to be Voldemort.

Noir et Blanc by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not everything is just black and white. The world is littered with shades of grey- Even Draco Malfoy realized that. Maybe that's why he switched sides- Because he was sick of it all.

The Demon by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/A demon. Demons kill./ Draco has a fear that he's afraid to face. One of roller coasters-especially ones with steep declines, 3 loop de loops, and screaming people in tiny cars. Will Hermione help him face his fear? Will he survive? Or will he fall off?

Draco VS Pete VS Shakespeare by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione’s house was on fire. How did this happen? Because of Draco, Shakespeare and some evil cookies...and you can't forget Pete. DMHG fluff...crayness...randomness. No OC...if you read the fic, you'll knwo what I mean by 'Pete.'

A Lip of Rubber by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco sauntered into the library with his usual prideful air. His ever present smirk held slightly a bit more smugness then it usually did. Why? Because he has a rubbery lip. establihed DMHG...fluffy drabble

Engulfed by Feelings by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry had everything, but yet nothing. His wife. His family. It was so new to him. A nostalgic loneliness engulfed him. He never realized what he was missing. Until that fateful day. Established HPGW. Follows DH and epilouge. Epilouge complaint. Oneshot?

Crybaby by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco has another newborn baby trial. How to deal with a crying baby. One that is mad and wants revenge. One that you had dropped. established DMHG. Somewhat followup to 'Diaper Changing Lessons'

Diaper Changing Lessons by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco goes through the first trial of being the parent of a newborn- learning how to change a diaper... DMHG fluffiness.

Your Work by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

His fingers traced the contours of the rifle that lay there. As smug smirk played across his lips as he lifted it up, making it gleam sinisterly. His breath caught in his throat as he held it in his hands, a feeling of raw power surging through him.

Banana or Viagra or Pink Hair by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/"I’m going to offer extra credit to anyone who can come meet me in this classroom after dinner. I need help planning out a prank to play on my husband.”/Professor Hermione Malfoy is offering extra credit for a prank? What is going on! established DMHG

Zabini's Ass by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Follow up to 'He's Not Gay' In which Hermione and Draco cuddle, Hermione tells Harry about her and Draco's relationship, Zabini's ass in talked about, and Harry's announcement happens. DMHG. Fluff. Humor. A tiny hint of slash, but not really much.

HE'S NOT GAY! by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

There's a rumor going aorund that Draco's gay...But wait...that makes not sense. Hermione and Draco are dating. What is going on? ANd how does lavender not know Hermione's intials? Read and find out. A random, humorous, fluffy oneshot. Hermione's POV DMHG

Nostalgic by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/I hated the rain…It made me feel so. Nostalgic. And depressed. It also gave me a weird tendency to quote Shakespeare….Don’t ask./ N is for Nostalgic...The N drabble in the ABCDMHG series

Consequences by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Snape wasn't there to save Draco that one day in the bathrooms when Harry had fired Sectumsempra? What if Draco died? Angst happens...

Grimm's Complete Fairy Tales by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Featuring: The Ferret Prince an adaption of The Frog Prince , Draco Malfoy an adaption of snow White, and more stories to come soon...

Say Mamma! by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Madeline, Hermione and Draco's daughter, finally utters her first words...Mamma. Hermione and Draco are ecstatic, until they realize something...-read to find out what that somehting is' DMHG Random Fluffy Humor.

Pick Up Line or Not by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG

Magical by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I stared in shock. I was a witch. I real witch. Like the kind of fairy tales. They existed! They actually existed. Magic. It was real." In which Hermione discovers that she is a witch and a prophecy is told. DMHG. Based off ABCDMHG. The M drabble. Finally

Draco’s Gigantic Imperfection by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco. He’s always been a perfect hottie with a perfect face. Yet, Hermione kept rejecting him. Unfortunately, the day that Draco finally gets to go on a date with his beloved, he discovers something terrible! Something horrifying! A zit.

I Like a Look of Agony by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Cruciatus!” I yelled, watching as the young boy at my feet convulsed in pain. I laughed as he screamed his voice hoarse. The boy curled up into a ball, his head thrown back in agony. The torture had been going on for hours, and I could see him breakin

Joining the Living by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I remember when he used to laugh and smile. It always seemed to reach his eyes. Once upon a time, they sparkled with laughter and joyfulness. Now, his eyes were as cold as ice, and as unfeeling as rock. Albus Potter's POV.

Angel on Earth by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The first time Harry met Draco was not at Diagon Alley. No. It was in Surrey. In a small park where Harry makes his first friend with the pale boy. Draco. Harry's own Angel on Earth. Oneshot.

Lies by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was obvious that she was lying. I could see the guilt in her eyes. But what was she lying about? She was keeping something from us. I decided to have my own little stake out in the common room. Based off of ABCDMHG. L Drabble!

I'm a Baby Dragon? by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The sequal to Dear Baby Dragon! Draco gets the letter! Will he trust it or not?

Dear Baby Dragon by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

How would Hermione and Draco ever end up together? They have a history of hate behind them that is too hard to put aside. Draco sends a letter into the past to convince his younger counterpart to not make the mistakes that he did. Dedicated to riceeaterxD

Preggers by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

As the new year comes, a new chapter of Hermione and Draco's life sets in. A baby. Born into their fabricated world of words. Their baby. Yup. Hermione is pregnant. Poor Draco. he has to deal with cravings, mood swings, and Hermione's general temper. DMHG

Leather Pants and Blaise Don't Mix by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Draco wanted to do was stay home and make out with his wife. But then this fiasco happened. All because of a pair of leather pants. And Blaise the Idiot. DMHG

Kick by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once you read it, you’ll be mad at me for about a week and I don’t want to ruin our anniversary day. So you get it now,' Hermione gave said, giggling once more." What's got Hermione giggling? And why would it get Draco mad? Based off ABCDMHG

I Want to be a Monster by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Teddy wants to know about his dad, so Harry tells him. How does Teddy react when he finds out that his father is a werewolf? Dead!Remus Alive!Tonks

I'm A What? by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ok. Lily. What we have to tell you is very important. It is…life-changing. I need you to stay quiet and hear me out,' He said." Lily's dream has always been to go to Hogwarts and become a witch. But one day, that all shattered around her. PostEpilogue.

Wish Lists by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Harry Potter characters have each sent their owls to Santa with their wishlists. My faithful minions and I have intercepted these lists and posted them for all to see! Enjoy! -evil laugh-

Christmas at the Burrow by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Everyone says that it is spending time with your family. But what if you are Harry Potter and your reatives are magic hating muggles? Then spend you Christmas with the Weasleys. Slight HPGW

Jingle Bells by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and his friends are coming back to Hogwarts the Jingle Bells way. You don't understand what I mean? Well then just open up and read. You'll love it. I promise.

The 12 Days of Christmas by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

On the first day of Christmas,my true love gave to me: A cauldron in a pear tree.

Jolly Old Professor Dumbledore by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Jolly old Professor Dumbledore lean your ear this way. Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say." What does Cedric want to say that is so secretive? Based off of "Jolly Old Saint Nicolas."

Deck the Halls with Wands and Cauldrons by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everyone has heard the song 'Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly' but has anyone heard the Harry Potter version? Deck the Halls with Wands and Cauldrons. Of course they haven't because this is the first and only original copy of it!

Hermione the Bookworm by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

My third favorite christmas carol Harry-Potterized. Or should I say, Hermione Grangerized. My third favorite Christmas carol, being Frosty the Snowman. Hermione-centric

Here Comes Harry Potter by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

My second favorite christmas carol Harry-Potterized. My second favorite Christmas carol, being Here Comes Santa Claus.

Draco the Pureblood Dragon by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

My favorite christmas carol Harry-Potterized. Or should I say, Draco-Malfoyized. My favorite Christmas carol, being Roudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Draco-centric

I Had Faith by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The woman’s numb fingers traced over the rough, scraggly letters engraved to the tree. DM HG 4EVR! Her mouth formed the letters, but no sound escaped her mouth. She gave a choked sob. There, the woman fell on her knees. DMHG

Jam by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione just got back from the grocery store and Draco helps her put everything away. What happens when he comes upon something he has never seen before? Jam...dun dun dun DMHG

The Legacy of Harry Potter by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

For years, Harry Potter has lived in muggle America working as a school teacher. But what happens when two students, suddenly begin to suspect his true identity as a wizard. Can he keep his secret intact?

My Grown Up Christmas Wish by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I took a deep breath, trying to calm down the butterflies fluttering in my stomach. “I’m going to sing Grown Up Christmas Wish by Amy Grant. This is dedicated to Harry." I said, staring deep into Harry’s eyes. He sent me a defiant stare in return.

Idiotic by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The discordant, broken notes made me want to cover my ears. Suddenly, a spotlight came on. At the head table. My head snapped in the direction, and my jaw dropped when I saw who was singing. My boyfriend. DMHG oneshot Based off of ABCDMHG.

Horrified by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Dray …” A moan. Harry’s fist froze mid-knock. He stared at the door in front of him, wide-eyed." Why is Harry so horrified of Hermione and Draco's relationship? Based off of ABCDMHG. The H drabble!

Guile and Gorgeousness by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

No. Go look them up,” Hermione pulled out a volume and opened it, distractedly flipping through the pages. “But why should I look them up, when my gorgeous girlfriend already knows it all?” DMHG oneshot. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.

Fashionable by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Well I don’t care about being fashionable!” Hermione cried angrily.“Well, I do!” Draco yelled back, with just as much vigor. DMHG drabble. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.

Egotism by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Draco, you are an egoist. Face it,” Hermione announced. “No. I’m not. I’m just not oblivious.” Draco insisted.“Oblivious to what?” Hermione implored, confused. “To how hot I am.” DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.

Debonair and Delicate by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Anyways, you can’t blame them. I’m so debonair that they can’t resist me.” “Well, I want their eyes off your debonair-ness.” "That's not even a word." DMHG drabble. Based off of my story ABCDMHG.

Caviar and Complancey by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

You have to eat it. What would everyone else think?”“And it’s fish eggs! That is soo nasty. Who cares what everyone thinks?”“I would’t care if it’s fish poo. It’s caviar and you HAVE to eat it.” DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.

Books and Boredom by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

The occasional sound of Hermione turning the page of her book was the only sound as they sat there in silence. Hermione, reading her books and Draco, being bored. DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.

Arrogance and Amazingness by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

“Aww. Don’t be mean. I’m not arrogant. I’m just-“ Draco began, in an effort to defend his honor. “Haughty? Conceited? Big-headed?” Hermione asked, cutting him off. DMHG drabble. Based off my story ABCDMHG.

A Kiss by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That’s basic spelling that every woman ought to know." Draco and Hermione have been together for 3 months, but still haven't kissed. What happens when Parvati and Lavender get involved? DMHG

Therapy for Draco by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Well, you are a bit on the eccentric side, Mr. Malfoy. You’re always fussing over yourself," Snape said. "Of course I am! How can I not fuss over such a striking, Apollo-like man?" I replied off-handedly. Follow up to ABCDMHG but can be read alone.

ABCDMHG by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Learn the ABCs Draco and Hermione's way! Draco and Hermione attempt to write a book using quick-notes quills. An ABC book. And each of the words have something to do with their relationship. DMHG established relationship.

Wilting Rose by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

A tear streaked down my cheek. I clasped her hand between mine. I could feel her heart beating under my hands. It sounded so feeble. As if it would die out any minute. “I don’t need anything. Just you.” She sounded so weary. So tired. DMHG

Live On by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I knelt down in the dirt, lying the flowers down. My hands ran over the smooth tombstone, my fingers delicately tracing each of the letters. D…R…A…C…O…M…A…L…F…O…Y. I felt a lone tear streak down my cheek. How can I live on if my love is dead? How? DMHG

For Your Sake by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

You know, I would only do this for you,” I said, breaking the comfortable silence that had settled between us. “What would you do?” He asked, raising an eyebrow. I could hear the amusement in his voice. “Lie." I responded. HGDM

Giving into Darkness by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

My mind is befuddled, and my thoughts are whizzing around in my head. I can’t seem to make sense of anything. It used to be so easy. Now it's not. What do I do? Draco-centric.

My Biggest Mistake by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore smiled sadly. Today was the day. The anniversary of the day that he defeated Grindewald. The day he lost his love. And while everyone else in the world was celebrating the defeat of the dictator, Dumbledore was mourning. GGAB unrequited love

The Snake Pit by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snake Pit. That’s what they call the Slytherin Dorms. And yes I am one of those snakes. The prince of them actually. A little drabble. a teeny bit HGDM.

It's Time by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It’s time” I looked up to see Hermione’s figure emerging from the darkness. This was it. The final battle. DMHG drabble

Loves Me Not by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

I was scared. I was sad, terrified, worried. All of those. But I wouldn’t let it be seen. Not by Dad. Not Sayu. Not Misa. Not even L. The only one aware of my fear would be Mom. Just Mom. Because mother’s know everything. But mom doesn't love me anymore.

Pools of Grief by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is said that the eyes are the window to your soul. Then why do Harry's show pain and grief? A story of Snape's ponderings. Based off yet another Emily Dickinson poem.
A day in Zack's life, in which he crashes into Cloud, hugs 2 people, and begs Aerith for something. Based off a poem by an unknown author.

Immortality by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Follow our very own Tom on his quest for what he wants the most in the world. Immortality. Based off a poem by Emily Dickinson.

Drowning by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry's searching for a solution to the 2nd task for the Triwizard Cup. He ponders. And then he comes upon a strange book titled Rising in Water. How does it affect him? Another Emily Dickinson based oneshot.
Sasuke gets divorce papers form Sakura. Itachi comforts him. Features a vulnerable Sasuke and a comforting Itachi. Based off of an Emily Dickinson poem. No slash!

Therapy for Voldemort by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Voldermort needs therapy. His death eaters tie him to a chair and make him go through the normal procedures. Based off an Emily Dickinson Poem

Nobody by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Neville is a nobody. He sits one night, contemplating it. And then, being the Gryffindor he really is, he does something brash. Based off of a poem by Emily Dickinson.

Forget Him by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco and Hermione part for the night, and Hermione contemplates their realtionship. She comes back to her dorms late only to see Harry waiting for her. DMHG established relationship. Based off of a poem by Emily Dickinson.
Sasuke and Sakura just divorced and along with that, Sasuke lost his job. But Sakura is living a perfectly comfortable life. Yet Sasuke has to pay her divorce money. Now he has a plan to get out of it. And it involves a certain Naruto. ON HIATUS!