Stories by Lamia of the Dark

Perona adopts a pair of baby bears. Mihawk is not happy. (Post-timeskip. Mihawk/Perona pairing.)

A collection of drabbles and oneshots exploring a romantic/sexual relationship between Luffy and Hancock. Mostly fluff and humor.

Who would throw a perfectly good Pokemon away? Team Rocket find an abandoned Klefki in a trash can and the traumatized Pokemon becomes attached to Jessie. (First chapter produced for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 7, no prompt.)

Poem. Watch out for lizards.

Drabble. Crack. Luffy wants to listen to The Thong Song. Garp says he's not allowed. Surprisingly, Ace agrees with Grandpa on this one.

If you're going to insult Katakuri's mother, don't do it with a Yo Mama joke.

Oneshot. Sanji eavesdrops on the girls and ends up hearing something he didn't want to hear.

Soulmate!AU. When soulmates meet, they each sprout a pair of matching wings. Each chapter will focus on a different pairing, but all take place within the same universe. ch 3: Levihan. [DISCONTINUED]

Drabble. Crack. Sephiroth achieved his goals, only to find out that he doesn't appreciate the result. (Written for the Imperial Palace's Long Winter Nights event.)

Drabble. Battle postponed due to imminent sunrise. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 6, prompt: sunrise.)

Oneshot. Utter crack. Post Time-Skip Alucard starts watching anime and becomes an otaku. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 5, prompt: sketch.)

Poem. Schrodinger and Pandora each had a box, but what if they were both the same one? / After Pyrrha's death, her ashes are absorbed by a vampire who became lost between dimensions. (Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week, Summer 2018, Day 4, prompt: summer.)

Just a crack humor drabble inspired by my misadventures with Pokemon-Amie in Alpha Sapphire.

Oneshot. "I'm never going to evolve into Crobat." / "Not with that attitude."

Poem. Blake introspection. Loosely inspired by the Utau song "Biohazard". (Warnings: references her past abusive relationship with Adam.)

Poem. AU in which Adam 'wins'. Written for the Caesar's Palace Poetry slam.

Oneshot. Cinder and Watts take Tyrian shopping to replace his entire wardrobe after his top surgery. Which is, perhaps, not the best time for a conversation about Watts' own gender identity... but sometimes things need to be said. (trans Tyrian, genderfluid Watts. This was written for a tumblr friend of mine, using their headcanons.)

[Drabble Collection] Soulmate AU: Everyone is born with a clear jewel in the middle of their forehead which, upon meeting their soulmate, will turn the color of their soulmate's eyes. Various pairings. Some fluff, some angst. Each chapter is self-contained, unrelated to the others.

Oneshot. "What do you mean you sold Harry to an ancient magus?" / "Exactly what I said."

Oneshot. Crack. Glynda and Qrow have a bad date and when they get home, Taiyang makes an even worse pun. (Updated with an epilogue for those who did not get the joke.)

[Drabble Collection] Things that definitely happened when Blake was little. (for Chelle)

Poem. Amycus Carrow ponders the meaning of his name. For Maisie.

Poem. Lead Crow/Aluminum Siren. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentine's 2018) Day 6, prompt: nebula.

Oneshot. Neo and Roman's last moments in each other's presence. Based on that one scene at the end of vol3. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentine's 2018) Day 5, prompt: moonlight.

A collection of random drabbles and oneshots taking place when Team STRQ are students at Beacon. (Crack humor, although you can see a little bit of romance if you squint.) [DISCONTINUED.]

Oneshot. Ron just accidentally asked Viktor Krum to go to the ball with him, and now he's panicking. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentine's 2018) Day 2, prompt: foreign.

Team STRQ Hanahaki Disease drabbles. Her grave is choked with white roses. / Trips to the doctor to have the vines removed become routine. / His lungs should have been a forest by now.

Oneshot. Summer nights are lonely for the nocturnal Professor Sinistra. She stargazes with an unusual friend when all the other humans have gone to bed. Written for the HPFC Title Swap Challenge. (fic title is the one I was given as my prompt.)

Oneshot. Crack. Bellatrix reluctantly decorates a Christmas tree at Malfoy Manor. Voldemort refuses to allow unicorn ornaments on the tree. For NaginiTheHorcrux for the HPFC Secret Santa Exchange.

Oneshot. Crack. Light gets annoyed and decides that L's cake has to die. (for Kat)

OK, Dad. (complete crack, for Iris)

Oneshot. Set during Season 4. House gives his 5 remaining interns/contestants a fictional patient to diagnose.

A collection of drabbles about Levi and Hanji as the parents of a small swarm of ill-behaved brats. (Rated T for swearing, because you know Levi is not going to learn to watch his mouth in front of the kids.)

A collection of drabbles about Watts, based on tumblr prompts. Some humor, some serious.

Oneshot. Shanks has nightmares about not being able to save Luffy from the sea king. Written for Caesar's Palace Artist Challenge, prompt: phantom.

Poem. vol4 Yangst. (Yang angst/introspection). Loosely inspired by the Vocaloid song "Double Lariat"

Oneshot. Follow-up to "Adopt a Scorpion". Tyrian learns he has competition for the Count's affection. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Summer 2017) Day 3, prompt: pets

Oneshot. Crack. Two idiots who got lost in the woods find some "treasures" to bring home to the two idiots who love them. Written for the Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Summer 2017), Day 2, prompt: pineapple

Poem. Crack. Katakuri and Doflamingo fight over who is fluffier. For the Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Summer 2017) Day 1, prompt: flamingo.

Oneshot. Charlotte sibling shenanigans involving an unsupervised small child, Katakuri's scarf, and glitter.

Oneshot. Helga's garden is infested with rabbits. She asks Salazar for help. Rowena thinks Godric would be better suited to take care of the problem. (Founders friendship.)

Poem. Weiss introspection. Partially inspired by the Vocaloid song "Echo". Written for Caesar's Palace Color Challenge, prompt: white.

Oneshot. At her sister's wedding, Brûlée broods over her own failed marriage. Diesel attempts to cheer her up.

Zombie Apocalypse AU! drabble, written for a speed drabble challenge based on the randomly generated prompt: Big Mom and Whitebeard meet during the zombie apocalypse. Whitebeard needs Big Mom's help.

Speedwritten drabble based on the prompt: Sephiroth suspects Cloud is a werewolf. Cloud is actually hiding a more mundane secret. (written for Dragon)

A collection of unrelated speedwritten crack humor drabbles. Characters vary. No romance.

Oneshot. Starbrightverse soulmate!AU. Cardin is horrified by his soulmate's identity and attempts to remove the evidence of the bond. (Written for the Caesar's Palace Color Challenge, prompt: brown.) WARNINGS: self-harm

Oneshot. Crack. AU in which Hancock is a lamia. The first thing Luffy asks her is exactly what you think it would be.

A collection of Glynda/Qrow fluff and humor drabbles. (If you're looking for angst, plot, or smut, you will not find those here.)

A brief snapshot from Harry's childhood. Written for the HPFC Marathon Competition, prompt: exercise.

Drabble collection. Qrow/Glynda/Ozpin. Contents will vary between angst, fluff, and humor.

When his soul is in Limbo after being hit with Voldemort's killing curse, Harry sees the universe from Death's perspective.

A collection of poetry/lyrics, because of course my RWBY OCs need their own soundtrack.

Oneshot. Qrow wants to escape. Leon is no help.

Oneshot. Breakfast with Team JNPR can be a battle sometimes. Ren and Pyrrha both must make sure their bae gets fed! For Chelle.

But we decide which is right, and which is an illusion. / The line between dreams and reality becomes blurred for Tai. Oneshot. For Caesar's Palace Emotion Challenge, prompt: deja vu.

Oneshot. Kali/Ghira fluff. Cat people like ear-skritches, too.

Oneshot. Qrow has accidentally stumbled into a relationship with two of his oldest friends, and he's not sure how he got here or where this is going. Written for Caesar's Palace Emotion Challenge, prompt: peaceful.

A collection of drabbles and oneshots exploring a sexual relationship between Levi and Hanji. (Focuses more on the relationship than the sex. Only a few of the chapters really earn the rating.) Established relationship. A mix of fluff, humor, and angst.

Oneshot. Crack. Where did Salem's pet end up when she decided to get rid of him?

A drabble series in which Roman lives and is with Cinder during the volume 3 finale and volume 4. (May be updated with scenes from volume 5 at some point in the future, if I ever feel like writing anything for RWBY again, but for now I'm marking it as completed.)

Poem. For Amber. Prompts: Bill/Remus, "This isn't the end." (I'm horrible.)

Soulmate AU. A collection of drabbles (all set within the same storyline) in which: When soulmates meet, a matching crest appears on both of their faces. Various pairings.

Drabble. Law sneaks into Doflamingo's castle. It does not go well for him.

Oneshot. Perona is bored and lonely, Mihawk is annoyed and just wants to read in peace, and somehow the two of them end up acting out scenes from a romance novel together... And then Zoro walks in on them.

Oneshot. Nami wants to confess her feelings to Zoro, but Sanji keeps getting in the way. Written for the Caesar's Palace Laser Tag Challenge, prompts: Zoro/Nami, lemon, scabbard.

Oneshot. Roman lives AU. Roman being fatherly toward Emerald during vol.4

Oneshot. Unfortunately for Ruby, Tyrian DOES mix business and personal matters. Implied Cinder/Tyrian. WARNINGS: disturbing imagery/gore

Oneshot. Armin notices that Hanji has some difficulty adjusting to having only one eye. (Spoiler-y for recent-ish chapters, I guess?)

Poem. With one careless comment, Reiju accidentally steals her brother's fiance. Big Mom approves. Reiju/Pudding.

Oneshot. (Crack?) While getting changed to infiltrate Don Corneo's mansion, Cloud quickly discovers that he enjoys wearing women's clothes.

Oneshot. Things are bad when Luffy has to consult Sanji for dating advice. (AKA the fic where Luffy learns about the joys of touching boobs.)

Oneshot. Some things (and people) are broken beyond repair.

A poem dealing with Baby 5's psychological damage.

Drabble collection. Cinder reminisces on her relationship with Roman.

Oneshot. Rockstar!AU. Rita is not happy that she's been asked to interview a rock star. For Amber, for the HPFC Drabble Game Challenge.

Poem about Tonberry. For the Imperial Palace Halloween Festival.

Oneshot. Unfortunately for both herself and Jaune, Pyrrha ends up getting a date to the dance after all... For Caesar's Palace Laser Tag, prompts: Weiss/Pyrrha, iron, asphalt.

Oneshot. Crack. Kagome is not a doctor. (I am terrible and this is terrible.)

Oneshot. Crack. It looks like Sephiroth has a new weapon. Written for the Imperial Palace Dirty Prompts Challenge (#3)

Poem. Fawkes' last song. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Summer 2016), Day 2. prompt: shout

Oneshot. A cold wind blows at night. Doflamingo attempts to teach Baby 5 how to be a little selfish. giftfic for The Rose in Death's Garden.

Poem. History is rewritten by the victors, and no one remembers Peter's past fairly. (for hillstar.)

Oneshot. Crack. Perona meets Bepo and decides he's going to be her new pet. Bepo panics. Law is unhelpful. giftfic for The Rose in Death's Garden.

Poem. Ace and Marco? That's hot. :D (I am terrible and this is full of fire puns.)

Oneshot. Qrow's hobbies include trying to make Glynda lose her temper. Written for the Caesar's Palace Quotes challenge.

Oneshot. Crack. Levi is angry. Mike is confused.

Drabble collection. Various pairings/prompts written for requests. 19: "biting cold" for Caz

Oneshot. Beryl/Jadeite in the Silver Millenium Era. giftfic for Rosa. Also written for the Caesar's Place Color Challenge, prompt: blue

Poem. Pandora was gone. (gift for Danie)

Oneshot. Crack. Sanji tells the crew about some of his adventures in the Kamabakka Kingdom. Sanji cries a lot. Written for the Caesar's Palace Quotes Challenge.

Oneshot. CRACK. Caesar Clown adores his new pet. Written for the Caesar's Place Vivid Challenge, prompt: monster.

Oneshot. Zoro wonders why his daughter's hair is purple. Mihawk explains how genetics work in the One Piece universe. giftfic for Chelle. Also written for the Caesar's Palace Color Challenge, prompt: purple.

Oneshot. Crack. Snape has an unfortunate disagreement with an owl. Written for the HPFC Musical Chairs Competition III, prompt: (dialogue) "Wow, that's some crappy coffee."

Oneshot. Some Hogwarts professors chill and do wizard drugs. Written for the HPFC Musical Chairs Competition III, prompt: "Is it weird that I find myself attractive when I smoke?" WARNINGS: recreational drug use.

Oneshot. Crack. Buggy is not a happy captain when he finds out his crew smuggled an orphan child onto the ship.

Oneshot. CRACK. Drunk Robin. Butts everywhere. (Need I say more?)

Poem. Alternate take on the s3 finale, in which Jaune manages to save Pyrrha. For the Caesar's Palace Weapons Challenge, prompt: arrow.

Oneshot. Perona gets bored, and decides to try to annoy the unflappable Mihawk.

Oneshot. For round 1 of the HPFC Mystery Competition. (Low quality speedwrite, DO NOT REVIEW.)

A collection of poetry featuring Alice and Frank. For hillstar.

Oneshot. As her relationship with Luffy progresses to the next level, Hancock must deal with her insecurity over her scars and dark past. WARNINGS: mild sexual content (light foreplay), and implied past rape.

Oneshot. Who says you can't like both BDSM and girly things like the color pink? Written for Caesar's Palace Color Challenge, prompt: pink.

Poems about Dementors and their victims. Written for the HPFC Poetry Collection Competition.

Oneshot. Based on a kinkmeme prompt: Why does Eren's shirt have those stupid strings?

Poem. Beryl is in denial about the monster she's become. For the Caesar's Palace Color Challenge, prompt: red.

Oneshot. Youngster Joey is going to be a champion someday, because his Rattata is the best Rattata. Written for Caesar's Palace Alphabet Challenge 2.0, prompt: yearning.

A collection of depressing Roman/Cinder drabbles. (Mostly based on a certain line from the s3 finale.)

Oneshot. CRACK. No one messes with Cinder's man, especially not creatures of Grimm! (Spoiler-y for s3 finale, but only for that one thing about Roman.)

Twoshot. Based on a kink meme prompt. Kenny and his squad survived the roast chicken titan's transformation, kidnapped Armin and Hanji while Levi's squad was busy dealing with the titan, and are planning to have some 'fun' with them... WARNING: rape.

Oneshot. Oh no! Unicorn sightings are being reported in the muggle news! Time for the Ministry to... call in Hagrid to take care of this? Yeah. Cause that's a good idea. Written for Rosa for the HPFC Monthly Oneshot Exchange (February 2016).

Oneshot. Crack. "You have such beautiful black hair!" / "Go on..."

Oneshot. Coco saves Velvet from being bullied. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentine's 2016) Day 8 [bonus day!], prompt: chocolate.

Poem. Their world comes tumbling down... Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentine's 2016) Day 6, prompt: Pompeii. WARNING: based on events from the s3 finale. SPOILERS.

Oneshot. Hanji is disappointed that she doesn't have a secret admirer after all. Levi attempts to cheer her up. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Valentines 2016) Day 5, prompt: flowers delivered to the wrong person.

Drabble Collection. Marauder Era, slightly AU (major canon events remain unchanged). Bellatrix is assigned to train the new Death Eater recruits. (Focuses mostly on OCs, you have been warned.) WARNINGS: Violent/disturbing imagery in some chapters (gore), swearing, sexual references.

Oneshot. Cinder almost lives up to her name. harpy!Cinder. Roman/Cinder. Written for Caesar's Place Shipping Week (Valentine's 2016) Day 1, prompt: mythical creature AU

... or, the evolution of Hanji and Levi's friendship through the hugs they share after the deaths of their friends. Oneshot. (Title is the only attempt at humor in this thing.)

Oneshot. Sasha seeks comfort from one of her best friends after a nightmare. Awkward friendship cuddles.

Oneshot. Isabel unwittingly comes across a remnant of Levi's childhood. Companion to "Build Your Wings" but can stand on its own. Dedicated to Hawkflight, without whom the idea for this little scene might have just ended up being a random thought that gave me a chuckle, and been subsequently forgotten.

Oneshot. Hagrid has a new puppy.

Oneshot. More than he doesn't want his death to have been for nothing, he doesn't want to have failed to save her.

A short collection of drabbles and poems about Levi's childhood. For Zero.

Oneshot. Rico isn't a fan of her fellow soldiers' stress relief methods. Rico/Ian. For Rosa.

Drabble collection for the HPFC 335 Pairing Bonanza Challenge. Contains crack, fluff, and maybe a bit of actual romance. Some of them are family/friendship based. [DISCONTINUED]

Oneshot. (I'm a monster.) That feeling when...

Oneshot. A drabble about Weiss attempting to master summoning.

Oneshot. Erwin isn't usually socially awkward, but Hanji is a difficult person to hold a coherent conversation with. Written for The Rose in Death's Garden.

A crossover in which the world of Shingeki no Kyojin is the future of the world in Shinseiki Evangelion. Ritsuko emerges from a titan in the year 850, and tries to make sense of the world. The Survey Corps isn't quite sure what to do with her, but they are fairly certain she holds key information about the titans.

Oneshot. A love triangle in which no one's feelings are returned.

Oneshot. Keith has a bit of soft spot for a certain socially-awkward recruit, and as she matures into a hardened soldier his feelings slowly turn into something more.

Oneshot. What Lilith Goyle (OC)'s fate might have been if she had lived past the date of the Dark Lord's resurrection. For Dragon MoonX.

Oneshot. Crack. Little Sirius runs away in Diagon Alley while being babysat by his cousin.

Oneshot. What if Rita had an actual reason to hate Harry? Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Winter 2015), day 7. And also for the Caesar's Palace Emotion Challenge, prompt: vengeful.

Oneshot. Based on the scene where Shinji dissolves. Written for Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Winter 2015) day 5, prompt: lost together.

Oneshot. Written for Hawkflight7 for the HPFC Epic Exchange. Barty thinks he has a better plan than Wormtail's to resurrect the Dark Lord. WARNING WARNING WARNING ALL THE WARNINGS HOLY CRAP DO NOT READ THIS SERIOUSLY DON'T. Dark themes. Torture and non-graphic rape. Apparently there weren't enough warnings for some people. WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

Oneshot. Light encounters an odd man in a coffee shop. Written for the Caesar's Palace Shipping Week (Winter 2015) day 3, prompt: coffee shop.

Oneshot. One of the stranger things I've written. Death falls in love with Life, and balance is lost in the universe. For Lokilette.

Oneshot. A moment of desperation in the search for the truth about the titans. Written for Zero.

Oneshot. Sasha falls victim to her insecurities. Written for the Caesar's Palace Emotion Challenge, prompt: unloved.

Oneshot. Based on a scene from later chapters of the manga.

Oneshot. CRACK. Romeo&Juliet!AU starring Merope and Tom Sr. Written for the HPFC Archery Competition.

Oneshot. Ignatius finds out just how crazy the Black family is, just a little bit too late...

Oneshot. Salazar asks Helga to help him with something...

A collection of 31 drabbles for the HPFC Halloween Collection Competition, exploring Moody's love/hate relationship with a female Death Eater. Moody/OC.

Oneshot. Barty Jr's lament on a rainy day in Azkaban. Written for Screaming Faeries for the HPFC September Monthly Oneshot Exchange.

Oneshot. AU. Voldemort gains his immortality. Written for alyssialui for the HPFC August Monthly Oneshot Exchange.

For the HPFC Character Playlist challenge. A collection of 20 unrelated song-inspired oneshots and drabbles. Aftersex moments between our favorite Dark couple. (The M rating is mostly for sexual references/language in the first few chapters.)

Oneshot. Snape never expected to fall in love with anyone after Lily, least of all with Regulus Black. Written for theresnomeaning for the HPFC Monthly Oneshot Exchange.

A collection of bits and pieces of unfinished stories, as well as discarded scenes from my longer works. Features various characters, pairings, and themes. (Actually, there's a lot of Bellatrix and Voldemort in here, so I'm setting the character filters to them, but other characters are in some of the stuff.)

Oneshot. AU. Harry treads the dark path in order to defeat Voldemort. Written for Emma for the HPFC June Oneshot Exchange.

Drabble collection. Harry/Nymphadora fluff. Written for Satan Mekratrig for the 2015 Gift-Giving Extravaganza.

Oneshot. Rodolphus was not trying to find someone to fall in love with. It just kind of happened.

Oneshot. Orion is out of the house and Walburga is not quite prepared to deal with their two young children on her own...

Oneshot. Teenage Snape could really use a shower, and Petunia isn't afraid to tell him so.

A series of shuffle challenges, with a different pairing for every set of 10 songs. WARNINGS: implied domestic violence, low writing quality (due to time limit and the "no editing" rule)

Oneshot. Sirius tries to teach himself how to play the violin. Remus and Peter really wish he would stop.

Oneshot. After an incident at a family gathering, Orion gives his nephew-in-law some advice.

Drabble. Harry and Ron have trouble finding dates to the Yule Ball.

Oneshot. Voldemort kills Harry and James, but leaves Lily alive to suffer the loss of her family. Written for the Diagon Alley II's Sacred Stones Competition.

Oneshot. Voldemort kills Harry and James, but leaves Lily alive to suffer the loss of her family.

Oneshot. Bellatrix is the Dark Lord's most loyal and will do anything to prove it... including sacrifice her child. Written for the Diagon Alley II's Sacred Stones Competition, and dedicated to nymphxdora. Companion to "And Cast Them From Thee" but can stand on its own.

Oneshot. Harry wants to show Charlie something. Charlie isn't sure he wants to see it.

Oneshot. Helga is always taking care of her fellow Founders, but who cares for her?

Oneshot. AU. Petunia's life spirals out of control and her childhood enemy is the only one there to help her pick up the pieces. WARNINGS: Mild sexual content. Mentions of past domestic violence, drug use.

Oneshot. AU. Tom Riddle, Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts and accomplished Legilimens, wonders why his sixth-year students are so preoccupied with thoughts about butts. Especially when he catches a certain young lady thinking about HIS butt. (Inspired by a conversation on the Bellatrix Lestrange forum)

Twoshot. Remus/Sirius fluff (established relationship). Dedicated to Neon Domino.

Oneshot. Staying up until the early hours of the morning lost in the pages of a book... It's something only another "reader" can understand. Written for HP Slash Luv for the 2015 Gift-Giving Extravaganza.

Oneshot. Crack. Winky is causing too many problems for the other elves at Hogwarts, so she gets sent to 12 Grimmauld Place instead.

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like poems about murder! Written for the HPFC Secret Santa Fic Exchange. To reminiscent-afterthought, with much love from Lamia.

Oneshot. After stealing Bellatrix's fiance, Andromeda insists that Bella be the maid of honor at their wedding. Written for the Pirate Ship Battles forum.

Breakfast-stealing, arguments between boyfriends, and other shenanigans! Draco/Blaise. Crack. OOC. Rated M for sexual references, drug use.

Orion and Walburga's pre-marriage relationship told in a series of candy-related drabbles. Not in wholly chronological order. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. Sophia tells Carol and Lori that Carl is her boyfriend.

Oneshot. Daryl finds Sophia not long after she goes missing. Fluffy-ish rescue fic.

Oneshot. They are drawn to each other time and time again... Bellatrix/Voldemort pairing. For Caz.

The Black family secrets are darker than anyone would have guessed, and a tangled web is woven as a sick spider poisons his prey. AU. WARNINGS: Rape, incest, mentions of alcohol abuse.

Oneshot. An unexpected circumstance leads young Ron to become a blood purist before he ever gets to Hogwarts or meets Harry Potter.

Oneshot. Petunia's life is supposedly perfect, but she finds herself seeking something more. Snape/Petunia.

Oneshot. Exactly what the title says. Written for the HPFC Great Maze Challenge.

Oneshot. Gilderoy prefers women like Rita, for many reasons, most of them selfish. Rated M for sexual references (nothing graphic).

Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort argues with his three year old daughter about the name of the child's pet. The long-awaited sequel to "Anticipation of Birth", but can stand on its own. For alwaysmarauders.

But time flows like a river... and history repeats... Oneshot. Bellatrix meets a similar fate to that of Merope Gaunt.

Oneshot. A sequel (of sorts) to Late Night Disturbances, but can stand on its own. Teddy's pet hippogriff babies have been sad lately and Dominique helps him figure out the reason. For SunlightHurtsMyEyes.

Oneshot. Orion catches Sirius getting ready to run away, and encourages him to go. For Tris.

Oneshot. Voldemort doesn't understand how Bellatrix can be attracted to his resurrected form.

Oneshot. What happens when the wolf strays too close to home on a full moon night? Greyback/Alecto. WARNINGS: a swear word, and implied bestiality.

Oneshot. Malfoy family fluff. Because fluffy evil is the best evil and evil fluff is the best fluff. Written for Maria from Ravenclaw.

Oneshot. No one ever managed to remove Walburga's portrait from the wall, but Teddy Lupin has finally found a way to make her shut up once and for all.

A small drabble collection exploring the possible attraction between a young Sirius Black and Petunia Evans. Takes place during the summer between Sirius's 6th and 7th years at Hogwarts. (Oops, I lied, the 4th chapter is out of chronological order and takes place some time after 7th year.)

Oneshot. Written for the HPFC Pairing One Hour Challenge/Hardest Challenge Ever. Lucius/Rodolphus.

Poem. Remus/Petunia pairing. werewolf!Petunia AU. Written for Emma CCS.

Oneshot. After having their hearts broken by others, Abraxas and Walburga settle for each other.

Oneshot. A drabble of exactly 100 words. Helpless little creatures are meant to be eaten, right, Master?

Oneshot. Petunia carries a painful secret in her heart, but perhaps there is someone else who will understand...

Poem. Petunia and Sirius are more alike than they would have believed.

Oneshot. Can't a boy just visit his basilisk without having to deal with nosy classmates and lying to authority figures? Tom/Walburga pairing, but not particularly romantic.

Oneshot. The summer after Harry's 4th year isn't off to a great start. It seems he's been poisoned, or something...

Poem. Ginny/Gabrielle

Oneshot. Voldemort's thought process in the space between sex and sleep. Companion to "The Knife of Romance" but can stand on its own. For HybridsRose.

Oneshot. Her love is one moment of perfect bliss, and an eternity of secrets, lies and pain. For Tris, for the HPFC Monthly Drabble Exchange.

AU. Sequel to "The Phoenix He Helped Create". In the aftermath of the Battle of the Avatars, both sides - light and dark - must learn to move on. Main pairings: Voldemort/Bellatrix, Lupin/Tonks, Snape/Petunia. ONGOING.

"Darling, here's something to amuse yourself with while I'm away." Oneshot. Gilderoy/Rita

Poem. Written for a challenge. Bill/Fleur

Oneshot. Moody develops a strange fascination with the female Death Eater who spares his life over an impromptu Tarot reading.

Oneshot. Not all of the Death Eaters who were in Azkaban survived to see their Lord rise again. Dedicated to Inkfire.

Oneshot. Draco and Pansy argue over what to name their child. Narcissa helps them come to a resolution.

Oneshot. Drabble. My first time experimenting with a Tom/Walburga pairing. It's not exactly romance... but with these two, it wasn't going to be all hugs and fluff anyway.

Oneshot. First War era. Bellatrix disappears, and a certain set of tragic circumstances nearly repeats itself.

Oneshot. AU. Sirius is raised by his aunt Lucretia, but still harbors ill feelings toward the little brother who replaced him in the hearts of his real parents.

Oneshot. Drabble. Walburga contemplates her losses and the possible redemption of her disowned son.

Drabble collection. When Regulus is born, Sirius is jealous of the new baby. / The beginning of the breakdown of the mother/child relationship between Sirius and Walburga. (rated T for a bit of swearing) NOW COMPLETE.

Oneshot. Voldemort discusses Horcruxes with Herpo the Foul.

Oneshot. Response to challenge #89 at the Bellatrix Lestrange forum. DeathEater!Narcissa AU. One of the stranger things I've written. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Oneshot. Who was Greyback before he became a werewolf, and how did he get the way he is now?

Poem. Ron harbors an unrequited crush on Sirius.

Oneshot. When Umbridge reinstates corporeal punishment at Hogwarts, Filch celebrates.

Oneshot. Most of the Blacks know that Orion and Walburga were married because of a drunken incident at the Black family Christmas party one year, but only three people know what really happened... WARNINGS: Incest. Non-graphic rape.

Oneshot. Bellatrix breaks up with Rodolphus.

Oneshot. Rated M for disturbing imagery. What goes on in an Azkaban cell and how does it feel to have one's thoughts eaten by Dementors?

Oneshot. Drabble about the "new kids" joining the Survey Corps.

Oneshot. Just a short drabble about House and his addiction.

"While I breathe, I hope." A collection of oneshots in which Petunia becomes a part of the magical world, in various ways. [DISCONTINUED]

Poem. Barty struggles not to regret bringing Regulus into the Dark Lord's fold.

Oneshot. While helping clean up Sirius's house, Tonks and Hermione find a certain item in the attic and decide to use it to get a bit of petty revenge on the annoying screaming portrait...

Oneshot. Harry risks his aunt's wrath in order to get the answer to a hypothetical question.

Oneshot. Ted hates his daughter's name, but Andromeda is a stubborn witch.

Oneshot. Sidestory to "The Killing Lights", but can stand on its own. The Dark Lord has been reading a certain book, and Bellatrix confronts him about it.

Oneshot. Fluffy JamesxBellatrix pairing. Written for the HPFC Decisions, Decisions Competition, round 1.

Written for the HPFC Valentine Drabble Collection Competition. Pairings: Sirius/Dorcas, Pansy/Ginny, Lee/Katie, Draco/Blaise, Parvati/Lavender. COMPLETE.

Oneshot. Three is not always the most magical number.

Oneshot. Written for the HPFC Affair Challenge. Slash pairings. Much swearing. NOT incest. Rabastan is unpleasantly surprised when he accidentally discovers that his lover is also sleeping with his brother.

Exactly what the title says. Each chapter will contain a sidestory or alternate ending to Bitter Echo. Rating may be changed to M later. New chapters coming, eventually...

Onshot. Bellatrix accidentally sets an armful of rabbits loose in the Dark Lord's room. Nagini approves.

Oneshot. A relationship ends on a rainy day.

Oneshot. When a child that is supposedly his is suddenly dropped off on his doorstep, Lupin goes to the Potters for help.

Oneshot. Vernon proposes to Petunia.

Oneshot. One heart empty, the other continually broken; they have reached an impasse.

Poem. Written for the HPFC Inspiriation Strikes Challenge, round 4.

Oneshot. Drabble. Harry's son wishes his parents weren't so creative with their punishments.

Oneshot. Harry thought he could endure anything his uncle did, but watching his aunt suffer at the hands of the man she supposedly loves is the last straw, and Harry calls in backup from the wizarding world in order to save her...

Oneshot. When the Dark Lord orders Bellatrix to kill her own child, she demands a favor from him in return.

Oneshot. Everyone laughs when a new couple forms...

Oneshot. Lucius notices that Narcissa has a scar, and she explains how unicorns are to blame for it. Written for the HPFC Inspiration Strikes Challenge, round 2.

Oneshot. Drabble. Written for the HPFC "Inspiration Strikes" challenge, round 1. Prompt: a spy.

Oneshot. Alecto gives Greyback a present which he doesn't quite understand or appreciate.

Oneshot. "Mercy" prompt. Even the most loyal have a breaking point.

AU. After the fall of the Dark Lord, Lucius and Rodolphus end up in Azkaban. Narcissa has an emotional breakdown and quickly turns into a drug addict, and Bellatrix is stuck raising Draco on her own. BellaxVoldemort in later chapters.

Oneshot. 100 Words. Greyback is punished after he does the one thing the Dark Lord warned him never to do.

Oneshot. Crack. Voldemort gets a new pet. Written for a word-count reduction challenge.

Oneshot. Giftfic for Mrs Bella Riddle. Even the Dark Lord would have a first time failing at something...

Oneshot. Tom Riddle Senior dreams he is on the magical version of the Maury show.

Oneshot. Drabble. Challenge fic based on the quote "Blood is like water, Alecto. Always finds its own level." from Expecting Rain's fic Devouring.

Oneshot. CRACK. At the age of 10, Harry decides to run away from home... and become a Pokemon Trainer. It's a lot funnier if you've played the old Red/Blue/Yellow Pokemon games or FireRed/LeafGreen a lot.

Oneshot. Little Regulus has a bad Easter. Written for an Easter challenge.

Oneshot. Crack. Young Tom Riddle must decide on his "villain name".

After a particularly brutal punishment, Bellatrix suffers a complete mental breakdown. As he tries to put her broken mind back together, Voldemort discovers that her madness and sadistic tendencies are rooted in abuse. WARNING: RAPE. ABUSE. TORTURE.

Oneshot. 100 words. Written for a love potion challenge.

Oneshot. Voldemort decides to take a good look at Bellatrix's mind to find out what makes her proficient at erecting mental barriers. The answer is much stranger than he would ever have imagined...

Oneshot. How the Mirror of Erised feels about its situation.

Oneshot. An exposition on the inner workings of Bellatrix's mind. Probably the weirdest thing I have ever written. Do not read it. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

10 songs, 10 drabbles. Written for a "playlist on shuffle" challenge. Rules inside. Pairing is NarakuxKikyo onsesided. Mostly angst.

Oneshot. 100 words. Harry refuses to believe the "lies" that everyone is telling about Dumbledore after the old man's death.

Oneshot. 100 words. It's the final battle and Bellatrix just died... or is it?

What if Fawkes had a much worse reaction to Dumbledore's death? Freeform poetry, 100 words, written for a challenge prompt.