Stories by DashFnanz

Dark Lord resurrections are ill-advised when you're Peter Pettigrew. If only Peter knew this before he resurrected said Dark Lord.

It's not easy, quitting the Black family. Andromeda knows that better than most.

On a cold day in late December, Hermione Granger asked her closest friend, Harry Potter, a question she never expected a real answer to. "Have you ever thought about being in love?"

In the wake of a brutal summer spent at Malfoy Manor with the Dark Lord, Draco is struggling to come to terms with his task. Mired in his own despair, he forgets sometimes that he doesn't have to struggle alone.

Harry's a terror at getting ready in the mornings. Draco puts up with it. Slice-of-life fluff.

Lily learns of the prophecy and spends the night containing her anxieties.

After the war, Draco tended to spend the occasional reflective Hogwarts night in the Astronomy Tower. He didn't expect Pansy to join him.

It's Severus' first time at King's Cross Station, and he's shaking. The tremors are near-invisible, but his mum, of course, eventually notices.

Feeling scorned by the Dark Lord, Bellatrix decides to seek her entertainment with someone a little more… scaly.

Hard as he tried, Draco never thought that he could successfully learn the Killing Curse. But, as it turned out, all he needed was the right incentive.

Tired as Albus was, he knew he had to go on. For every new day that he took charge, Harry was spared. And Albus… well, Albus wanted Harry to be spared.

Harry had had twenty one years to hone his instincts. They'd never led him astray. Until he met Tom.

Tom Riddle discovers the Chamber of Secrets.

Ron annoys Hermione. Hermione retaliates. Harry gets caught in the middle. Also, there are llamas.

Harry is an oblivious dumbass, and his suitors are horrifying. Ron, of course, comes to the rescue. Except for the one time he doesn't. 3 times Ron decides to step in, and the 1 time he doesn't need to.

A night out on the town doesn't go as planned when Ron, Seamus and Dean get themselves thrown into Muggle jail. It's Neville and Harry's job to find out what happened and get them out.

Hair ruffled, glasses askew, Harry is blinking owlishly at having to suddenly face the sunny daylight brightening up their bedroom. Not for the first time, Severus wonders why his heathen heart decided to fall for someone so anarchic.

Another day, another night, another plan set in motion. The resistance is recruiting. The resistance stands strong. Dumbledore's Army is ready.

Lily Luna Potter is an assassin. That's it. That's all you need to know.

Muggles are horrifying and Draco cannot for the life of him understand how supermarkets exist. The only thing worse than surviving a Muggle trip by himself is having Ronald Weasley tag along. So of course, he has Ronald Weasley tagging along.

Being subjected to the nuisances of every reanimated portrait in one's office at a critical moment can reanimate anyone's fury, and Headmaster Severus Snape cannot hope to consider himself the exception. He still maintains, however, that Phineas Nigellus Black deserves it.

An evening spent with fire, pizza, and soft dinner conversations. It's just another day in their lives. / Trio friendship, RonHermione, slice of life.

He can only watch the sun go down through the smudged glass for so long before he feels like even the sun is giving up on him. It takes some well-intentioned honesty and a long, much-needed hug from his two best friends to feel otherwise.

What harm does variance pose when it brings him something beautiful? To Harry, Draco is variance, and Draco is beautiful. A simple night out under the stars does nothing to change his mind. / For Ari.

"Mr Pool, sir?" Dennis Creevey turns to Deadpool with a wide, hopeful smile. "Mr Pool, sir, we're nearly there. Can I see it now?" / Where Deadpool goes, madness follows. It doesn't matter which Deadpool is the Deadpool causing said chaos, because Deadpool will always be Deadpool. / Warnings inside.

It takes texts, chocolate cupcakes, a visit to a garage and a late night on the roof for Remus to realise what the funny feeling in his stomach means. Now he just has to say the words. / For Liza.

She keeps stealing everything that is his. And now he knows why his heart is not satisfied—after all the times she ran away from him, this time, he needs her to stay. / For Ari. (Belated) Happy birthday! / Primarily Muggle!AU, but with a whole bunch of other ones weaved in for fun.

They wonder why she hasn't left him yet. But they could never understand why she stays. Everyone has a past, don't they? This is Eileen's story. / Warnings inside.

"And look, you're talking in normal-length sentences again," Harry points out gleefully. You're cured, hallelujah!" At this, Severus blinks. And stops. "Well, now that we've distracted you from The Thing We Do Not Speak of," Harry continues, grinning triumphantly, "Let's get you cheered up! We have to do something fun together, c'mon."

Sirius Black is having a cup of tea with Remus Lupin in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place when his godson walks in. What Harry asks for next is completely unexpected, yet right up his alley. "You… you were part of the Marauders, weren't you? With my father. And you did a lot of pranks, right? Fred and George say that you were legends in Hogwarts." Family fluff. Set during OoTP.

When Severus sees a problem, he needs to fix it. That's it. That's all that's happening. He's not playing matchmaker for his best friend and most hated archenemy, no way. But well, he might need Lupin's help for that. It's a good thing they're friends. / Feat. secret friendships with a side of Jily.

Some days, she can muster the strength of will to look the man in the eyes and leave him alive. On days like today, however, the thirst for blood is too strong to ignore. She needs someone to scream for her. / Bellatrix's POV. Horror. PLEASE HEED WARNINGS INSIDE.

Sirius Black is nothing but heartbreak. Remus has no idea what he's in for when he starts a relationship with Sirius, but could it possibly be worth it? After all, no matter what he does, he can't get over Sirius. A WolfStar, through Remus' eyes and through flashbacks. A romance told in three parts. Canon, mostly, except for the part where Sirius dies. Angst with a happy ending.

Step by step, brick by brick, the greatest friendship of your life revolves around smaller battles in one big war. The three of you are inseparable. The three of you are going to make it. You've won. Hermione-centric. Second Person POV.

"What's wrong, James darling? You're too quiet." Euphemia looked questioningly at her thirteen year old son. Or, Euphemia Potter has a talk with her son. Gen / no warnings.

She's a light in the sand for him—there aren't many truths in life he holds to certainty, but he knows that he loves her. She's his beauty, his mind, his freedom, and if he cannot do this for himself, he must do this for her. / Sevmione, Gang!AU. For Lyrrie.

Molly looks around her kitchen and smiles. Charlie and Bill are still playing outside, and Percy and the twins are playing inside, and Ron is safe as can be with his father. There's no better joy she can have in her life than this—her whole family here with her, safe and whole and loved. Slice of life featuring all the Weasleys; family fluff.

A collection of Muggle oneshots. Each fic will have its own summary in the A/N. Latest: Sirius has a secret admirer—who will it turn out to be? University!AU featuring an oblivious Sirius, jealous Remus, snarky Peter and James, the king of all matchmakers.

Gilderoy breathes in. "I'm sorry, is that a flirtation?" The beautiful man bites his lip silently. "You know why we can't, darling," Gilderoy says regretfully. "We have too many obstacles keeping us apart. Our love must remain a forbidden one." Featuring Gilderoy Lockhart and his lookalike lover, a mysterious letter, and a very annoyed Severus Snape. Comedy with crack-ish elements.

The Marauders had stayed back at Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays to be there for Remus during his full moon transformation. Sirius had great plans for them, amazing, fantastic plans—but today, he could sit back and live in the moment. It was, after all, the first day of their vacation. He wasn't prepared for a single book to thwart their good time. / For N. Happy Birthday!

Draco paced around his bedroom like a caged animal in his silk pajamas, at nine o'clock on a Saturday morning. He was perfectly fine. Was he meeting his boyfriend's incredibly scary godfathers today? Yes. Was he worried? No. He was fine. Alternately, Draco meets his boyfriend's godparents. Hilarity ensues -Sequel to Sex-Ed, Sirius Style; 2nd fic in the 'Styles' verse- Read& Review!

His best mate has a thing for a certain moronic ferret, and when it starts to become detrimental to his sanity, Ron Weasley decides to do Something about it. With his merry band of cupids, he plans to get those two together if it is the last thing he does. Hilarity ensues. -Third fic in the 'Styles' verse- Read & Review!

Seventeen year old Harry Potter just has a few questions. Nothing that cannot be resolved with a quick discussion with his godfather. But when your godfather happens to be Sirius Black, nothing can ever be that simple. Alternately, the day when Harry and Sirius have 'The Talk'. Hilarity ensues. -First fic in the 'Styles' verse- Read & Review!

Something's bothering her best friend, but she'll get him to open up. She's Hermione Granger, and if anyone can fix him, it's her. Alternately, the story of how Harry Potter is still an insecure little boy inside, just like all of us. Post-war, Eighth year setting. Hermione and Harry have an epic friendship, and no one can convince me otherwise. Read & Review!

Marlene suffers from all the sexiness concentrated at Hogwarts,Mary loves her expletives,Dorcas is the Wise One,and frankly,Lily is just done. In other words,your standard (or maybe not so standard) locker room talk. But with less sweat and more cosy comfort. 'Cos these girls are fine and they know it. Warnings:strong language,references to adult situations,m/m relationship (SB/RL)

Draco Malfoy stood at the edge of the Astronomy tower, gazing out at the open view. What he was about to do felt even scarier than anything he had ever done. However, with the help of a trusty shooting star, his wish may just come true. Post-war, implied Eighth year setting.

Ginny loves her family, really, but sometimes she just wants to strangle them one by one. Alternately, the story of how Harry came out to his surrogate family.

Sirius Black is the man. Today's events are gonna prove it. Or, the day when Sirius is just as awesome as he always is, James is a prat with feelings, Remus is so done and Peter is thankfully out of the picture.

In which Sirius learns to be serious, Remus learns to love more than chocolate (and books), James learns to love the library and Peter learns to love cheese...lots of cheese. Hi, this is my first ever fanfiction! Please do review - I love constructive criticism, but no flames please! Warning: m/m slash

The Eighth years are back;with surprises for all! Enemies are friends,friends are lovers,enemies are lovers too. This scene is where the whole crew get together to know each other even better and to share more of themselves. Welcome to Muggle Get-to-Know-Each-Other Game Night! Ft. Snarky Slytherins, Rule-loving Ravenclaws, Hedonistic Hufflepuffs and Game-changing Gryffindors! R&R!