Stories by stealacandy

Bash by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Bashing Harry Potter characters I don't like. Chapter 1: the Bash song. Chapter 2 and onwards: Bash!

The Trial by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fudge puts Harry on trial. He and Malfoy have planned something along the usual lines of what you could expect in the prologue of or a flashback in a cliched Azkaban!Harry fic. Only Harry doesn't seem to play along, nor to take it quietly. A Post-OotP courtroom drama/comedy.

Chamber of Secrets, North Pole by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Dark Lord like you never knew before.

Broomsticks, Wands, and Draco Malfoy by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry comes up agains Draco Malfoy in many battles of wits in Canon. In my version, however, he is actually armed for the fight. Note: This is not, in any way, a Harry/Draco ship. Really, I don't know where you get such ideas!

His Equal aka A Little Prick by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

His parents defied the Dark Lord three times, he marked him as his equal, and died by his hand... For he had a power HE knew nothing of... and he's such a little prick!

Hobgoblins by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Summary: The wizarding world and its supreme ruler, the Minister of Magic, made Harry into their goblin. Harry embraces that fate, and it does him a world of good. Once again I took a good story and made an harem! fic. I hate myself.

Plot Bunnies by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of plot bunnies, Omakes, odd ideas that pop into my head, and other drabble.

Electrifying Epiphany by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry is upset abour losing his godfather. Then he finds he lost everyone else. With a little help from Industrial Light & Magic, he'll get back at them all. Lies and deciete, mystery and suspence, treachery and bereyal and Severus Snape in a snag. An ele

Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel

Let’s Do the TimeWarp Again! by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

A parody of several stories, including my own, this oneshot is a spinoff of Potions and Kuru which I have yet to post here, but it stands alone as it is, you don't have to read them to enjoy it. So let’s do the timewarp again!

Black Hair by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Too weird for one. Starts as a parody on all those Harry is the Black Heir and ends in a HPSP Xover. Crazy, in a good way, laugher garanteed I think, and Voldemort is killed by muggle means, for those who like this kind of story. Don't forget to bring

Tommy's Harem by stealacandy Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lord Voldemort recieves a notice from the Dark Lord Union that he doesn't fill all the membership requirements. What's an aspiring Dark Lord to do? Warning: It's an Haremfic, what do you think? Also, take care not to spill anything on your keyboard laughi