Stories by Soap1

Scenes from a Quidditch Shed by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Angry and hurt after a Gryffindor victory party, Hermione stumbles upon Draco Malfoy in the Quidditch shed and agrees to keep his secrets. They spend their weekly sessions learning things they never expected about each other. He's a better match for her than she ever would have expected, but will what happens outside the Quidditch shed destroy what happens within it?
Hermione Granger finds herself in an unusual place, an unusual time for that matter. Through an unintentional mishap, she is tossed right into the mix with James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black. Will she make it back to her own time without altering the future irreparably? And what will happen when she returns?
I suppose it's normal, common really, to develop a crush on your professor. I knew he was old enough to be my father. I knew he wasn't interested in me. I knew he was with someone else. Yet sometimes, I wish I didn't know at all. RL/HG, with mention of RL/SB and RL/NT
When Sirius Black was taken to Azkaban, he left someone behind. After his escape, he and the woman he loved struggle to put their lives back together, with many complications along the way. See the events from GoF to HBP from another point of view. Sirius/Emmeline Vance. Rated M for later chapters.
Lily Evans would like to learn about her body, to experience what the other girls her age have experienced. She needs a teacher. Who better to instruct her than the notorious Sirius Black? One-shot. Smut with plot.

Hot and Cold by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black come from different homes, different backgrounds: one craves love, the other doesn't even know what love is. How will they end up together? SBRL. Slashy smut in later chapters - be warned!

Kickin' It at the Top by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Marauderera. Follows all of our favourite characters. JamesLily, SiriusOC, LuciusNarcissa, and a smattering of LuciusBella, and SnapeLily. Enjoy!
Hermione's relationship with Ron doesn't work out, and in her new-found freedom and independence, she decides to sign up for a self defense class. But who should she meet there but her old Hogwarts nemesis, Draco Malfoy? D/H. Rated M for smut.

Secret by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius and Regulus are enemies at school, but at home, they're something else. Regulus is there for his brother when it gets to be too much . . . Rated M for a reason. Slash, Incest, etc. You have been warned!

He Wants Him by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the train ride back to Hogwarts, and he wants Him so bad he can't think of anything else. And so he kisses Him. Slash. Smut. Very, very inappropriate. ;

Better Man by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus and Sirius are drifting apart. Angsty.

Turnaround by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A girl magically gets transported to the Wizarding world, and yet somehow, she knows how to fit in. She is also beautiful, and in love with Sirius Black! Like, whoa! Also, a songfic to Total Eclipse of the Heart. please note sarcasm in summary...

It's Real, It's Love by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A look into the real life of Lily and James Potter on an average night. A little bit smutty.
When Sirius, Remus, and Hermione all live in the same house, trouble is certain to ensue. What will happen when these two ohsoeligible bachelors realize they both want the same thing? AU, Lemony, Smutty, not appropriate for younger readers.

I've Always Pretended That It's Him by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

His thoughts are consumed by the werewolf. James always thinks of Remus, even when he's with her. Smut, Slash, you have been warned!

It Happened One Day by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius once kissed me. I've thought about it every day since. Please, Sirius. Kiss me again. RemusSirius slash! Very smutty!

Discovering Hermione by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius finds Hermione in a compromising position and can't stop thinking about it. When she comes to him at night, he can't say no. Hermione is not a minor due to Time Turner use, but stay away if it makes you uncomfortable. SBHG Smut!

Who Are You? by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

The third in my series of DracoGinny oneshots. Harry is suspicious. Draco makes a confession. Quite smutty!

When Lucius Takes Control by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

A missing scene from my Marauder era Kickin' It at the Top. Takes place about midway through Chapter 3. LuciusBella smut!

The Piano by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Another DracoGinny oneshot. Sequel to I'm Married, You Know, but it's not really necessary to read that one first. There's a soiree at the Potters' house, and Draco's mind is only on one person. What happens when he gets her alone? Smut, etc.

I'm Married, You Know by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ginny is married, but still keeps a healthy affair going on the side. What happens in his office once a year? Post Deathly Hallows.

We Should Do This More Often by Soap1 Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Sirius lives at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and has a particularly close encounter with Hermione and Remus. Quite AU, and not at all appropriate for younger readers! Lemony!