Stories by OogieBoogie

Top Arguer in the Magical world, and best-selling author in the Muggle world, Hermione was thrilled to find out that Hollywood wanted to turn her novel, 60 Shades Of Red, into a movie. After a mass casting call and auditions, Draco Malfoy turned up as one of the talents to play the main man, Flynn Redford, and got the part. What now? Stay tuned.

Hermione was all about organisation. And she was also about lists. She thought it was about time she jumped on this New Year, New Me rubbish and list down her New Year's Resolutions. Somehow, there was one thing in common: they all seem to have something to do with Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy works at a special club called "Ascendio" and has quite a reputation for what he does. He does it well though, so the ladies love him and the men would love to be him. And then ... and then Hermione Granger became a regular.

Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - IF she forgets to take her meds (or in this case, fail to work). She works at Gringotts by day and becomes some sort of vigilante at night - stealing from the wealthy and giving it to the poor. That's until her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, meets him, and decides she likes him.

Hermione Granger by day, Something Else by night - if she forgets to take her meds. Hermione works at Gringotts, holding a high, honourable post but turns into an armed vigilante by night. She steals, snatches and finds people for monetary rewards. And then her alter ego steals from Draco Malfoy, bumps into the man and decides that she likes him.

Draco Malfoy has encountered a ... small problem. Mediwizard Hermione Granger helps. Crack!fic, obviously, teehee. Read at your own risk.

"You don't understand, Malfoy. I'm not making this up. My house is trying to kill me," Hermione walked towards him and looked at him dead in the eye. "Granger, if I were your house, I too would try to kill you." Hermione's house has gone bonkers, trying to kill her every chance it gets. She enlists the help of famous Curse Breaker, Malfoy.

As Hermione begins to question her life and her choices and the future, she becomes more and more enchanted by sleep. Sleep - her escape, her preferred state of being and the place where 'he' is. ( Depressed!Hermione )

Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts' Sex God. There isn't anyone he has not slept with, and they say he's open to anything and anyone. There isn't possibly one thing that he cannot do. He is a sexual deviant. Right? Wrong.

Desperation is a funny thing. It makes you do things that you wouldn't even think of doing. Hermione is experiencing exactly that and will do anything to find a solution, even if it is through Draco Malfoy's, err, business. *OOC, ExistentialCrisis!Hermione?

If you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh?

A little Christmas fic. Draco had something strange happen to him during the days leading up to Christmas and, well ... he's meant to find someone to love him for who he is by Christmas otherwise he stays in his strange state for the rest of his life. (Possible crackfic teehee) MERRY CHRISTMAS! [mild language]

Hermione and Malfoy are both Aurors who were sent on a mission to retrieve a stolen artifact. They found it, but they found something else while at it, too. For lalaland89.

Hermione has got a very, very strange condition. Call it a syndrome, if you may. It makes everything complicated more often than not. And then she sees Draco Malfoy after almost ten years. Of course things get even more complicated.

During an Auror mission gone wrong, Malfoy was turned into something not-human. And until they find a proper cure that won't kill him, he is placed under the care of one who has experience with such beings. Yes, Hermione Granger.

"When a baby is born, he or she is connected to the important people in his or her life. The gods also tied an invisible red thread around the ankles of a man and woman who are destined to meet and get married." Hermione has seven strings attached to her ankle. She figured out who five of them are. Who are the other two?

It's not everyday that Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's doorstep, half-dead, with no recollection of who he is or where he is. But he seems to think she's his wife. What! (Post-Hogwarts)

"Supposed fact: If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, it means you're a very good kisser. Hermione intends to find out if she is one." [cliche/fluffy/cute]. Inspired by one night of frustration at not being able to tie a knot on a cherry stem.

After the War, Hermione was bitten by a werewolf victim. For five long years, she learned to accept her werewolf form, teaching Charms in Hogwarts. All was fine and dandy, until Professor Draco Malfoy came along. What makes matters worse is that her mating season is approaching and she and her inner wolf seem to want Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy was hit by a curse which turned him into his six year-old self again. And Hermione was asked to take care of him until they develop a cure for him. Oh, baby. (Fluff/cheese.)

Hermione Granger is sick of being treated like 'one of the guys' by every single male she has ever met. She turns to Draco Malfoy for help. Call it lessons to 'woman up', if you may.

Why do all heroines have to be either slim or skinny? Enter Rose – a buxom, hefty, and curvy woman with body image issues. And she is crushing on Harry Potter with all her breasts – she would say heart, but her breasts are bigger.8th Year Fic.

"Nice panties, Granger." Possibly crackfic :D

Apparently Hermione Granger's life lacks some colour. Warm earthy browns, neutral soft pinks and nudes are her safe colours. Can a change in colour – a lipstick colour – make a difference?

I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.

Hermione refuses to speak her mind lately. That's until she was cast by a spell. And now, as if through a powerful Sonorus Charm, her innermost thoughts can be heard by anyone within six feet of her – including Draco Malfoy, of course. Post-Hogwarts.

Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy. They had never met, they don't know each other. Random short story. ' How nice would it be for a gentleman, instead of saying "Can I buy you a drink," to say "Can I buy you a book?" '