Abra Ka-Dumbass: SEAL's Guide to Fixing Magic and Roasting dark lords by Snakepitbs Stale Result (Last seen: )
Navy SEAL turned Harry Potter? Not the worst deal—except the wizarding world operates on the intelligence level of lemmings sprinting off a cliff. Everything is so outdated, I'm starting to wonder if stupidity is a magical side effect. So, I'm fixing it. Yes, there will be chaos. Yes, there will be dark humor, sarcasm, and an Olympic-level amount of eye-rolling.