Stories by Ms-Figg

Playing the Role by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape tries to prepare Hermione for some serious business . . .

A True Worshipper of the Flesh by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

This one's for the Big Girls like me. :) Deborah is a lonely witch in a lonely world until one night a tall, dark stranger enters her life, changing it forever. WARNING: Adult/graphic content.

What's in a Name? by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione complains about a name designation, and Snape subtly reminds her it could be worse. Short drabble. Dedicated to reviewer Lee Kadiver, the unintentional muse for this oneshot.

The Acronym by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione gets a quick lesson from Snape about the true meaning of fear.

The Stunning Secret of Sybill Trelawney by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape gives Hermione something to think about concerning Professor Trelawney.

Character Development by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione asks for Snape's help in choosing a name for her character in a developing romance novel. Short drabble.

What Did Hermione Win? by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape and Hermione carry on a rather strange conversation witnessed by Harry and Ron who can't tell what the heck is going on. Can you?

Snape's Gift by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape FINALLY does something nice for Sybill Trelawney . . . or does he?

Lemons at Hogwarts by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.

The Labyrinth by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Voldemort has captured Snape and Hermione. But why just kill them when they could provide him with minutes or maybe a few hours of entertainment?

The Dog by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione is expecting and her husband, Snape has decided he wants a dog to protect his household and be a companion to their child. But, Hermione is the one to pick it out . . .

A New Beginning by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

A Visit to a String of Pearls by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape and Hermione use an enhanced Time Turner to retrieve something very special from someplace outside the norm.

An Interlude in an Alley by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.

A Sestina for Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A 39 line dark sestina about Severus Snape. I was a poet before I began writing lengthy stories. If I didn't love Snape so much, I would have never been able to write more than a few lines. He's inspiring. I decided to return to my roots.

A Little Christmas Magic by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Once again, poor Snape is dragged off to another yearly imbecilic Christmas situation, accompanied by the most annoying bushy-headed witch in existence. What now?

Snapey Baby by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A parody of the Christmas song "Santa Baby" sung by Eartha Kitt. XD

Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.

Behind Closed Doors by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape faces his worst fears in a series of 100 word drabbles. Riddickulus, you say? Some of it is. lol.

A Number of Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.

Death Be Not Unkind by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Songfic written to: You Crucify My Heart by Private Video link included. It's HILARIOUS! Snape sings in tenor. lololololol. Angst, Death, MF

A Dark Scenario by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

An imprisoned Hermione Granger is given a choice between life and death. Angst Mature content.

A Helpless Realization by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Professor Snape realizes there is something very, very wrong at Hogwarts. Hermione wants to know what it is. I'm in the story too, lol.

A Matter of Linguistics by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a short scenaro that popped into my head. Dark humor.

Snape Brings in the New Year with a Bang by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Repost. First of a 3 part series. Part 1 of 3 part Bang Series. A very randy Snape lures an unsuspecting Hermione to the dungeons on New Years Eve. OOC Hermione. AU, PWP, MF,Lemon,Oral Not long on plot by any means. COMPLETED

The Abduction by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape tries to save Hermione from herself by abducting her and giving her the "Treatment." Mature readers only. Adult Content/Graphic Descriptions

Happy Christmas by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A little one-shot for the holidays. Tame, but fun.

In the Prefect's Bathroom by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.

Dark Lady by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dark!Hermione kills Voldemort and takes over his throne. She is quite kind to Severus. And rather attentive to Draco too. But what are her true motives? Will she become the next despot? Severus Snape has to continue his role of spy to find out. NC-17

Naughty Snippets by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

WARNING: EXPLICIT/GRAPHIC/GRATUITOUS ADULT CONTENT! A Collection of nonrelated oneshots PWP most featuring HGSS, some Lucius, Draco & OC Marcus, BDSM,Bond,CBT,Dom,FMM,HC,MF,NC,OC,Oral,Peg,PWP,Toys Not for delicate sensibilities

What Was I Thinking Part 2 by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape and Hermione cross paths again. A new relationship develops, as well as challenges they never expected. Is there a place for Love or will it continue to elude? WARNING: Adult content and situations. Sexually graphic descriptions. Character deat

On the Plain by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Laden with guilt, Hermione has recurring dreams about Severus Snape, dreams she wants to end. As in life, Snape is less than cooperative. PWP Adult Content

Collecting by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lucius Malfoy goes to Gringotts to collect an extremely large sum of money. Normally, this would mean little but it's the WAY he got it that's the rub. One-shot with acknowlegements to the people who inspired this one.

A Change of Venue 2: Granger Services, Inc by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

This time Hermione is the one with the lucrative private business. She's a very selective paid escort. Snape is interested in her services. Graphic Adult Content

It Happened One Hallow's Eve by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF

Quick Thoughts of Severus Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Something that just came to me. Thoughts of Severus Snape concering an obviously enamored Hermione Granger.

A Looping of the Scales by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.

That Dirty Snape! by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

The content of this story is for ADULT ONLY and contains graphic sexual descriptions, domination, abuse, exchanges/secretions of bodily fluids and isn't recommended for ANYONE with delicate sensibilities.

What Was I Thinking? Part 1 by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a retro story. It is the first fanfiction I ever wrote after reading numerous sexually graphic stories of HG/SS then running out. WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT! I was very fixated on the sexual relationship of SS/HG when writing this & it shows.

Remorse by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

WARNING! This is an extremely dark, sexually deviant Het/Slash fic. HG/HP/SS. Snape exacts a very violent, brutal and sexually graphic revenge on Harry and Hermione before forgiving them for sending him to Azkaban. Instances of torture, rape, & more.

A Bit of Cream in the Coffee by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A black woman fascinated by the character of Severus Snape finds herself transported to the quarters of her guilty little secret. AU/AR, M/F, OC, Oral, PWP, WIP

Walking the Gray Line Accidental chapter post by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione wants to restore Harry's broken soul. Unfortunately, the books of Dark Magic belong to a very cold and bitter Severus Snape, who is not known for his generosity. A bargain is struck, sex for patronage. Dementors, demons await. Alternate Universe

Scabbers by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

I was watching the Prisoner of Azkaban and started wondering just how Peter Pettigrew wriggled his way into their family. This is a little one-shot of how I imagine it happened.

An Unlikely Savior Edit by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape saves Hermione from deatg during the final battle and claims a Life Debt. Nineteen years later, Hermione finds out that's not all he's claimed. You see, he has a daughter . . . Violence, Lemons, Angst WARNING: NOT A ROMANTIC PAIRING!

Saving Miss Granger by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Spell Mistress Hermione Granger is in dire danger. Albus calls on the staff for assistance. Hmm...why is everyone male? HG/SS PLUS. Very graphic content, multiple partners. Eventually turns HG/SS. Not for straight HG/SS shippers or under 18 years old.

Love Can Be a Battle or a War by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Order soldiers Hermione Granger and Severus Snape can't get along. Tonks and Kingsley suggest they need to shag. What? Are they crazy? Severus is just insufferable and Hermione an aggravating little chit. They're mad...both of them. Or are they? AU

In an Alternate Universe The Prequel by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A short story about the role-reversed lives of Hermione and Severus before they met and the games began. Largely consists of text from TSS. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Other, UST Rated MATURE because of the VERY ADULT story it precedes. No sexual content here.

Granger's Tale by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Hermione Granger had been the awkward Slytherin Spy for Dumbledore? This is a rewrite of JKR's meeting of Snape and Lily. In this version it is James and Hermione. It's kind of weird, but keeps in line with JKR's presentation. Take a look.

Love Bites by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A vampire Queen doesn't just want a little bite of Snape - she wants him to be her king. Can Hogwarts' new healer save him from that fate before he fully turns? Introducing Adam Sweetmeats. Action, Adventure, Pee-your- pants humor, lemons and more.

The Makeover by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons

Hard Times for Severus Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F

Inside the Blackest Heart by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dark Snape embraces being a Death Eater despite the Order and Albus isn't who he seems to be. Snape warns a persistant Hermione off in no uncertain terms. Both end up guests of the Dark Lord. Alternative Universe, Dark Fic, OOC Albus evil, NC, S&M, MF, MM

The Dance by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ronald Weasley commandeers Hermione at every dance she and her husband Severus attend, because Snape doesn't dance to every kind of music. Lucius convinces him this is entirely unacceptable. Fluff & Fun. One-shot. Songfic.

A Living Secret by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Albus Dumbledore is dead. Murderer Severus Snape holds the secret to Harry's success. By reading Hermione Granger's journals, Snape discovers a delicious secret of his own. Adventure, Mystery & Lemons ahead. HBP Compliant

Through the Looking Glass by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!

When Good Wizards Go Bad by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGSS A dark alternate ending to DH where Voldemort wins. An on the run Hermione is captured and Snape wants her dressed in red. Could she be the key to Voldemort's downfall? .MF, dark lemons, adventure.

Murder at Godric's Hollow by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happened the night James and Lily Potter were murdered at Godric's Hollow? Had Voldemort acted alone, or did he have an accomplice. An alternate scenario of what might have occurred that night. Alternate Universe, character death, angst. One-shot.

Scrambled Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

And now for something completely different! This is an alternate ending to Deathly Hallows where Snape survives. But there's quite a twist. Read my Author Note for more info.

A Bunny at the Burrow by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

FemSlash. Hermione and Ginny Weasley share an intimate moment at the Burrow. One-shot. F/F Unresolved Sexual Tension

For the Birthday Boy by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Today, January 9th is Snape's birthday. This is a little short piece in celebration of it. No lemons. Rated Mature for Language and Subject Matter.

Irreplaceable by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short Songfic written to Beyonce's song Irreplacable

In the Forbidden Forest by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Slash featuring Severus Snape/Remus Lupin. An explorative short fic by request. Snape and Lupin have a confrontation in the Forbidden Forest that leads to an admission. M2M, Oral, Anal, More

Under the Mistletoe by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A fluffy little G rated Christmas one-shot featuring Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the holiday.

Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED

A Long Way Back by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Forced to kill Harry at the Final Battle, Hermione becomes a recluse. Former lover Severus Snape holds the key to getting her life back in more ways than one. AU, Adventure, Angst, Lemons, Humor, MF.

Yuleride by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A little HGSS PWP for the Christmas season. AUAR, Dom, HC, Language, MF, Oral, PWP, Spank, WIP Warning: Explicit Content.

At the Altar by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

One shot. Hermione and Ron are just about to tie the knot. The wedding is interrupted . . .

A Turn for the Better by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.

American Politics According to Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a little one-shot where Hermione presses Snape to tell her who he'd vote for if he were an American. She doesn't like his answer. One-shot.

Dudley's Discovery by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Wanting to know what happened to his cousin Harry, Dudley Dursley sets out to find him, and in the process discovers something startling about himself. AU/AR

The Oracle by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Ron have undergone an unbreakabl binding ritual . . . betrothed and committed for life. Unknowingly aided by the Potions master, Hermione foresees how married life with Ron will be. She's not the least bit pleased. One-shot, Character Death

The Challenge by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fed up with Snape so obviously putting the moves on Hermione, an irate Ron issues a challenge that the dark wizard just can't refuse. One-shot. Character death.

Forgetting Ron by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione discovers her husband Ron has not only cheated on her, but gotten another witch pregnant. He moves out and Hermione tries to deal with it as best she can . . . Snape helps ; Angst, M/F, PWP, WIP

Petunia's Promise by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why did Petunia promise Albus to care for Harry? What was in the letter Albus sent to remind her of that promise when the Dementors went after Dudley and Harry. Maybe this little one-shot will explain.

One Day in the Park by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

16 year old Severus and 18 year old Petunia have "a moment" in the park where he first saw Lily do magic. Exploring SS/PE COMPLETE, Language, M/F, Oneshot, UST

Daddy Dearest II by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not the same as the original. A very short slice-of-life piece about Snape and his Age of Consent daughter. Written in answer to the question what kind of father did I think Snape would be? Humor, OC, M/F

A Startling Wake Up by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very short scene written for Father's Day. I felt rather sad when I finished writing it. Warm and Fluffy. No sex. AU/AR, COMPLETE, OC, Oneshot

Why Just Watch? by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

PWP. Graphic. Potions Apprentice Hermione Granger accidentally walks in on a very compromising scene involving the Potions Master and can't seem to walk away. AU/AR, D/s, H/C, Language, M/F, PWP, Spank, Voy

Smitten by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST

A Prison Scenario by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A short Snape-in-Azkaban drabble that I'm considering for another story . . . someday. Would be relatively DH compliant, but dismissing the epilogue. AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot

Er Hello Again by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus and Hermione are informed that Ms Figg's Final Goodbye isn't as final as was supposed.

Heroes by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two uninvited visitors confront Headmaster Snape and staff, then must stay at Hogwarts a few days. Hermione and Severus find themselves suddenly thrust in the middle of a 2000 year old war. And they thought Voldie was bad. A/U, OCs Advent Lemons and more!

The Smitten Pedophile by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Exploratory. No sex. A response to censorship entries AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor, UST

A Matter of Circumstance by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor

The Final Goodbye by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ms Figg's last HG/SS story. A kind of goodbye and thank you. I'm moving on to write my own stories now and wanted some closure with this couple. Thank you all for reading and supporting my writing. All the best to you.

In An Alternate Universe by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.

Twice Bitten by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Something dormant inside the dying Potions master awakens and turns him into a creature of the night. Is it possible to regain mortality? Particularly without killing his minions Harry and Ron? Hermione figures in heavily of course. Humor, Lemons, More.

Happy Birthday Snape or Phbbbt JKR by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Today is Snape's birthday. In celebration I have done a rewrite of his final moments in DH with a more palatable ending for those of us who continue to have a fascination with the snarky Potions master. Long live Severus Snape!

Yet Another DH Alternate Ending by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape finds yet another way to thwart JKR's dismal destiny. No Bezoar this time. Something even better. Oneshot.

The Night Before Christmas At Hogwarts by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Naughty Lemony XXXmas Poem Parody by MsFigg COMPLETE, MF, PWP

A Lesson by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Four 100 word drabbles concerning Bastard!Snape and Vengeful!Hermione. Originally it was just three drabbles, but readers wanted a 'happy' ending . . . as usual. I thought, What the hell. It's Christmas. Hope you like it.

Kingsley and Tonks Revisited by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A short PWP featuring a Tonks and Kingsley pairing that takes place in the world of Love Can Be a Battle or a War Cameos by Hermione and Severus. Oneshot. PWP, Lemons, Humor.

Confrontations by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

HGSS A very weird Crossover fic in which Hannibal Lecter is a Muggle Professor at Hogwarts, teaching the rather wooly subject of Psychology. Possible warnings NC, lemons, cannibalism, graphic violence, humiliation, psychological torment.

Snape in a Bottle by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

An American Muggle woman finds herself in the presence of the wizard of her fantasies. The Professor gives her a gift and sends her on her way. AU, PWP, Lemon,MF,OFCOMC

The Ring by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Snape saves Hermione's life by giving her his ring. He also gives her something else unexpected. When Severus is presumed dead, Hermione fulfills his last wish. Alternate Universe, New History, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, OC Incest, MF, Lemons

A Maid in the Devil's Manor by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape

A Song for Severus by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

SSHg A haunting tune reminds Hermione of her difficulties with absent lover, Severus Snape. Bellatrix LeStrange has hatched a dastardly plot that threatens the wizarding world. SSHG, DMOFC, RLOFC Lemons, Anal, Violence, Adventure

The List by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,

Disharmony in the Dungeons by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.

Payback is a Witch by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part 3 of Bang Series. Seven years later Potions Mistress Hermione finally gets her revenge on the bastard Severus. for his sexual workover. But wait! Something goes horribly wrong! MF,Lemon,Oral, Adventure, Violent Situations, OCs

Professor Snape Bangs Again by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part 2 in 3 Part Bang Series. Hermione needs better Potions' grades. Severus needs sex. Sounds like it's time for a little negotiation. A weekend seems about right. PWP,MF,,Lemon,Oral, Spank

Becoming Familiar with a Man of Misery by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.

Woes of a Potions Master by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Admiring students make Severus’ life miserable. Albus ignores the problem, and his wife, Hermione, leaves him. But he’s the Potions Master. Getting people back is his specialty AU, Humor, MF, Lemons, Light BDSM, Oral COMPLETED

You Promised It Would Be Forever by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus and Hermione divorce after a tragic miscarriage. A year later, Voldemort wonders if the Potions master still cares for his exwife, who just happens to be Voldemort's prisoner. Foul play? SSHG, and a special someone for Ginny Weasley as well.

Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.

The Victor by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a very sad short oneshot covering the death of Severus Snape and the unconsummated love between him and Hermione Granger. An angsty, unhappy ending that becomes...well...something else.

A Change of Venue by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.

It Happened One Night in Knockturn Alley by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

PreHermione TwentyOne year old Severus walks through Knockturn Alley, A hooded figure follows him. Her name is Echo and she has a thing for Death Eaters. Quite a steamy situation follows and afterward, Severus makes a decision that changes his life.

Just a Naughty Little Ficlet by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.

Be My Valentine, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.

By the Boulders in the Moonlight by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

7th year Hermione Granger sulks near the lake one night, bemoaning her unrequited feelings for one snarky Potions Master and the way her studies are being affected. She is joined by the object of her desire and a steamy tryst ensues.

Professor Snape Visits the Circus by Ms-Figg Stale Result (Last seen: )

Professor Severus Snape visits the circus out of curiosity. He's heard Hermione Granger works there and is dying to know what she does. PWP with no saving graces except for a bit of dark humor. Oneshot. NonConsenual, Oral