Stories by Ms-Figg

Snape tries to prepare Hermione for some serious business . . .
This one's for the Big Girls like me. :) Deborah is a lonely witch in a lonely world until one night a tall, dark stranger enters her life, changing it forever. WARNING: Adult/graphic content.
Hermione complains about a name designation, and Snape subtly reminds her it could be worse. Short drabble. Dedicated to reviewer Lee Kadiver, the unintentional muse for this oneshot.
Hermione gets a quick lesson from Snape about the true meaning of fear.
Severus Snape gives Hermione something to think about concerning Professor Trelawney.
Hermione asks for Snape's help in choosing a name for her character in a developing romance novel. Short drabble.
Snape and Hermione carry on a rather strange conversation witnessed by Harry and Ron who can't tell what the heck is going on. Can you?
Snape FINALLY does something nice for Sybill Trelawney . . . or does he?
Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.
Voldemort has captured Snape and Hermione. But why just kill them when they could provide him with minutes or maybe a few hours of entertainment?
Hermione is expecting and her husband, Snape has decided he wants a dog to protect his household and be a companion to their child. But, Hermione is the one to pick it out . . .
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Snape and Hermione use an enhanced Time Turner to retrieve something very special from someplace outside the norm.
Hermione follows Snape from the Hogshead Inn. He is NOT pleased.
A 39 line dark sestina about Severus Snape. I was a poet before I began writing lengthy stories. If I didn't love Snape so much, I would have never been able to write more than a few lines. He's inspiring. I decided to return to my roots.
Once again, poor Snape is dragged off to another yearly imbecilic Christmas situation, accompanied by the most annoying bushy-headed witch in existence. What now?
A parody of the Christmas song "Santa Baby" sung by Eartha Kitt. XD
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Snape faces his worst fears in a series of 100 word drabbles. Riddickulus, you say? Some of it is. lol.
A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.
Songfic written to: You Crucify My Heart by Private Video link included. It's HILARIOUS! Snape sings in tenor. lololololol. Angst, Death, MF
An imprisoned Hermione Granger is given a choice between life and death. Angst Mature content.
Professor Snape realizes there is something very, very wrong at Hogwarts. Hermione wants to know what it is. I'm in the story too, lol.
Just a short scenaro that popped into my head. Dark humor.
Repost. First of a 3 part series. Part 1 of 3 part Bang Series. A very randy Snape lures an unsuspecting Hermione to the dungeons on New Years Eve. OOC Hermione. AU, PWP, MF,Lemon,Oral Not long on plot by any means. COMPLETED
Snape tries to save Hermione from herself by abducting her and giving her the "Treatment." Mature readers only. Adult Content/Graphic Descriptions
A little one-shot for the holidays. Tame, but fun.
Hermione goes into the Prefect's bathroom to enjoy a luxury bathing experience, but she's interrupted and has to hide. Adult/sexual content, graphic descriptions.
Dark!Hermione kills Voldemort and takes over his throne. She is quite kind to Severus. And rather attentive to Draco too. But what are her true motives? Will she become the next despot? Severus Snape has to continue his role of spy to find out. NC-17
WARNING: EXPLICIT/GRAPHIC/GRATUITOUS ADULT CONTENT! A Collection of nonrelated oneshots PWP most featuring HGSS, some Lucius, Draco & OC Marcus, BDSM,Bond,CBT,Dom,FMM,HC,MF,NC,OC,Oral,Peg,PWP,Toys Not for delicate sensibilities
Snape and Hermione cross paths again. A new relationship develops, as well as challenges they never expected. Is there a place for Love or will it continue to elude? WARNING: Adult content and situations. Sexually graphic descriptions. Character deat
Laden with guilt, Hermione has recurring dreams about Severus Snape, dreams she wants to end. As in life, Snape is less than cooperative. PWP Adult Content
Lucius Malfoy goes to Gringotts to collect an extremely large sum of money. Normally, this would mean little but it's the WAY he got it that's the rub. One-shot with acknowlegements to the people who inspired this one.
This time Hermione is the one with the lucrative private business. She's a very selective paid escort. Snape is interested in her services. Graphic Adult Content
Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF
Something that just came to me. Thoughts of Severus Snape concering an obviously enamored Hermione Granger.
A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.
The content of this story is for ADULT ONLY and contains graphic sexual descriptions, domination, abuse, exchanges/secretions of bodily fluids and isn't recommended for ANYONE with delicate sensibilities.
This is a retro story. It is the first fanfiction I ever wrote after reading numerous sexually graphic stories of HG/SS then running out. WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC CONTENT! I was very fixated on the sexual relationship of SS/HG when writing this & it shows.
WARNING! This is an extremely dark, sexually deviant Het/Slash fic. HG/HP/SS. Snape exacts a very violent, brutal and sexually graphic revenge on Harry and Hermione before forgiving them for sending him to Azkaban. Instances of torture, rape, & more.
A black woman fascinated by the character of Severus Snape finds herself transported to the quarters of her guilty little secret. AU/AR, M/F, OC, Oral, PWP, WIP
Hermione wants to restore Harry's broken soul. Unfortunately, the books of Dark Magic belong to a very cold and bitter Severus Snape, who is not known for his generosity. A bargain is struck, sex for patronage. Dementors, demons await. Alternate Universe
I was watching the Prisoner of Azkaban and started wondering just how Peter Pettigrew wriggled his way into their family. This is a little one-shot of how I imagine it happened.
Snape saves Hermione from deatg during the final battle and claims a Life Debt. Nineteen years later, Hermione finds out that's not all he's claimed. You see, he has a daughter . . . Violence, Lemons, Angst WARNING: NOT A ROMANTIC PAIRING!
Spell Mistress Hermione Granger is in dire danger. Albus calls on the staff for assistance. Hmm...why is everyone male? HG/SS PLUS. Very graphic content, multiple partners. Eventually turns HG/SS. Not for straight HG/SS shippers or under 18 years old.
Order soldiers Hermione Granger and Severus Snape can't get along. Tonks and Kingsley suggest they need to shag. What? Are they crazy? Severus is just insufferable and Hermione an aggravating little chit. They're mad...both of them. Or are they? AU
A short story about the role-reversed lives of Hermione and Severus before they met and the games began. Largely consists of text from TSS. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Other, UST Rated MATURE because of the VERY ADULT story it precedes. No sexual content here.
What if Hermione Granger had been the awkward Slytherin Spy for Dumbledore? This is a rewrite of JKR's meeting of Snape and Lily. In this version it is James and Hermione. It's kind of weird, but keeps in line with JKR's presentation. Take a look.
A vampire Queen doesn't just want a little bite of Snape - she wants him to be her king. Can Hogwarts' new healer save him from that fate before he fully turns? Introducing Adam Sweetmeats. Action, Adventure, Pee-your- pants humor, lemons and more.
25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons
Severus is working on a male enhancement potion and Albus informs him he has to mentor an apprentice over the summer months. We all know who that is, don't we? Graphic Content, AU, HUMOR, lemons and more M/F
Dark Snape embraces being a Death Eater despite the Order and Albus isn't who he seems to be. Snape warns a persistant Hermione off in no uncertain terms. Both end up guests of the Dark Lord. Alternative Universe, Dark Fic, OOC Albus evil, NC, S&M, MF, MM
Ronald Weasley commandeers Hermione at every dance she and her husband Severus attend, because Snape doesn't dance to every kind of music. Lucius convinces him this is entirely unacceptable. Fluff & Fun. One-shot. Songfic.
Albus Dumbledore is dead. Murderer Severus Snape holds the secret to Harry's success. By reading Hermione Granger's journals, Snape discovers a delicious secret of his own. Adventure, Mystery & Lemons ahead. HBP Compliant
Hermione Granger falls through the Mirror of Erised, and her Slytherin double ends up at Hogwarts. Her whole world is upended and reversed. The hated Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and that honeybun Snape . . . he's a bloody Slytherin!
HGSS A dark alternate ending to DH where Voldemort wins. An on the run Hermione is captured and Snape wants her dressed in red. Could she be the key to Voldemort's downfall? .MF, dark lemons, adventure.
What happened the night James and Lily Potter were murdered at Godric's Hollow? Had Voldemort acted alone, or did he have an accomplice. An alternate scenario of what might have occurred that night. Alternate Universe, character death, angst. One-shot.
And now for something completely different! This is an alternate ending to Deathly Hallows where Snape survives. But there's quite a twist. Read my Author Note for more info.
FemSlash. Hermione and Ginny Weasley share an intimate moment at the Burrow. One-shot. F/F Unresolved Sexual Tension
Today, January 9th is Snape's birthday. This is a little short piece in celebration of it. No lemons. Rated Mature for Language and Subject Matter.
Short Songfic written to Beyonce's song Irreplacable
Slash featuring Severus Snape/Remus Lupin. An explorative short fic by request. Snape and Lupin have a confrontation in the Forbidden Forest that leads to an admission. M2M, Oral, Anal, More
A fluffy little G rated Christmas one-shot featuring Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the holiday.
Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED
Forced to kill Harry at the Final Battle, Hermione becomes a recluse. Former lover Severus Snape holds the key to getting her life back in more ways than one. AU, Adventure, Angst, Lemons, Humor, MF.
A little HGSS PWP for the Christmas season. AUAR, Dom, HC, Language, MF, Oral, PWP, Spank, WIP Warning: Explicit Content.
One shot. Hermione and Ron are just about to tie the knot. The wedding is interrupted . . .
Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.
Just a little one-shot where Hermione presses Snape to tell her who he'd vote for if he were an American. She doesn't like his answer. One-shot.
Wanting to know what happened to his cousin Harry, Dudley Dursley sets out to find him, and in the process discovers something startling about himself. AU/AR
Hermione and Ron have undergone an unbreakabl binding ritual . . . betrothed and committed for life. Unknowingly aided by the Potions master, Hermione foresees how married life with Ron will be. She's not the least bit pleased. One-shot, Character Death
Fed up with Snape so obviously putting the moves on Hermione, an irate Ron issues a challenge that the dark wizard just can't refuse. One-shot. Character death.
Hermione discovers her husband Ron has not only cheated on her, but gotten another witch pregnant. He moves out and Hermione tries to deal with it as best she can . . . Snape helps ; Angst, M/F, PWP, WIP
Why did Petunia promise Albus to care for Harry? What was in the letter Albus sent to remind her of that promise when the Dementors went after Dudley and Harry. Maybe this little one-shot will explain.
16 year old Severus and 18 year old Petunia have "a moment" in the park where he first saw Lily do magic. Exploring SS/PE COMPLETE, Language, M/F, Oneshot, UST
Not the same as the original. A very short slice-of-life piece about Snape and his Age of Consent daughter. Written in answer to the question what kind of father did I think Snape would be? Humor, OC, M/F
A very short scene written for Father's Day. I felt rather sad when I finished writing it. Warm and Fluffy. No sex. AU/AR, COMPLETE, OC, Oneshot
PWP. Graphic. Potions Apprentice Hermione Granger accidentally walks in on a very compromising scene involving the Potions Master and can't seem to walk away. AU/AR, D/s, H/C, Language, M/F, PWP, Spank, Voy
An underaged Hermione stalks Severus Snape. Very OOC, very unlikely scenario, written as a role reversal of "The Smitten Pedophile" Exploratory. No sex. See A/N for more details. AU/AR, COMPLETE, Oneshot, Other, Parody, UST
A short Snape-in-Azkaban drabble that I'm considering for another story . . . someday. Would be relatively DH compliant, but dismissing the epilogue. AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Oneshot
Severus and Hermione are informed that Ms Figg's Final Goodbye isn't as final as was supposed.
Two uninvited visitors confront Headmaster Snape and staff, then must stay at Hogwarts a few days. Hermione and Severus find themselves suddenly thrust in the middle of a 2000 year old war. And they thought Voldie was bad. A/U, OCs Advent Lemons and more!
Exploratory. No sex. A response to censorship entries AU/AR, COMPLETE, M/F, Minor, UST
Prewritten Fic. A pregnant and desperate Hermione is about to marry Ron, but is it the best decision considering the circumstances involving one dark, snarky wizard? The gods get involved. M/F, lemons, Preg, Angst, a Touch of Mythology, Humor
Ms Figg's last HG/SS story. A kind of goodbye and thank you. I'm moving on to write my own stories now and wanted some closure with this couple. Thank you all for reading and supporting my writing. All the best to you.
HGSS Roles are reversed. Hermione Granger and Severus Snape exchange places in the HP alternative universe, with Hermione as the Snarky Slytherin Potions Mistress and Snape as the young, smitten Age of Consent Gryffindor. Lemons, Humor. AU.
Something dormant inside the dying Potions master awakens and turns him into a creature of the night. Is it possible to regain mortality? Particularly without killing his minions Harry and Ron? Hermione figures in heavily of course. Humor, Lemons, More.
Today is Snape's birthday. In celebration I have done a rewrite of his final moments in DH with a more palatable ending for those of us who continue to have a fascination with the snarky Potions master. Long live Severus Snape!
Snape finds yet another way to thwart JKR's dismal destiny. No Bezoar this time. Something even better. Oneshot.
A Naughty Lemony XXXmas Poem Parody by MsFigg COMPLETE, MF, PWP
Four 100 word drabbles concerning Bastard!Snape and Vengeful!Hermione. Originally it was just three drabbles, but readers wanted a 'happy' ending . . . as usual. I thought, What the hell. It's Christmas. Hope you like it.
A short PWP featuring a Tonks and Kingsley pairing that takes place in the world of Love Can Be a Battle or a War Cameos by Hermione and Severus. Oneshot. PWP, Lemons, Humor.
HGSS A very weird Crossover fic in which Hannibal Lecter is a Muggle Professor at Hogwarts, teaching the rather wooly subject of Psychology. Possible warnings NC, lemons, cannibalism, graphic violence, humiliation, psychological torment.
An American Muggle woman finds herself in the presence of the wizard of her fantasies. The Professor gives her a gift and sends her on her way. AU, PWP, Lemon,MF,OFCOMC
Snape saves Hermione's life by giving her his ring. He also gives her something else unexpected. When Severus is presumed dead, Hermione fulfills his last wish. Alternate Universe, New History, Action, Adventure, Supernatural, OC Incest, MF, Lemons
Rich!Snape and Adult!Hermione. 24yearold Hermione Granger is involved in private research to find a defense against the Killing Curse. After eight years, she runs into Professor Snape, who makes her an offer difficult to refuse. AU, MF, Lemons,MM Rape
SSHg A haunting tune reminds Hermione of her difficulties with absent lover, Severus Snape. Bellatrix LeStrange has hatched a dastardly plot that threatens the wizarding world. SSHG, DMOFC, RLOFC Lemons, Anal, Violence, Adventure
An angry Hermione makes a list of Snape's attributes. Snape discovers it, and assigns her detention so she can explain it to him. Particularly the last entry. Draco has his own dark designs for Hermione. MF, Lemons, Oral,
WARNING: VERY DARK DISTURBING FIC! Written for Marriage Law Challenge. Severus has to marry Hermione. Severus' lovers arent happy. Neither is Voldemort. AU, lemons,violence, mutilation, sexual brutality, MM rape. Character death. Oral, Anal.
Part 3 of Bang Series. Seven years later Potions Mistress Hermione finally gets her revenge on the bastard Severus. for his sexual workover. But wait! Something goes horribly wrong! MF,Lemon,Oral, Adventure, Violent Situations, OCs
Part 2 in 3 Part Bang Series. Hermione needs better Potions' grades. Severus needs sex. Sounds like it's time for a little negotiation. A weekend seems about right. PWP,MF,,Lemon,Oral, Spank
A reluctant Severus Snape is ardently pursued by Hermione. A few tantrums, hexes, nasty spells and wellplaced knees later an understanding is reached...sort of: RemusOFC too. Yummy. Alternate Universe, Humor, Lemons, Oral, Anal, More.
Admiring students make Severus’ life miserable. Albus ignores the problem, and his wife, Hermione, leaves him. But he’s the Potions Master. Getting people back is his specialty AU, Humor, MF, Lemons, Light BDSM, Oral COMPLETED
Severus and Hermione divorce after a tragic miscarriage. A year later, Voldemort wonders if the Potions master still cares for his exwife, who just happens to be Voldemort's prisoner. Foul play? SSHG, and a special someone for Ginny Weasley as well.
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
This is a very sad short oneshot covering the death of Severus Snape and the unconsummated love between him and Hermione Granger. An angsty, unhappy ending that becomes...well...something else.
My take on the Gigolo Challenge: Freed by the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape leaves Hogwarts to embark on a new business venture that is proving enjoyable and lucrative. A curious Hermione Granger drops in on him. Thank the gods she's nosey as ever.
PreHermione TwentyOne year old Severus walks through Knockturn Alley, A hooded figure follows him. Her name is Echo and she has a thing for Death Eaters. Quite a steamy situation follows and afterward, Severus makes a decision that changes his life.
A very steamy scenario featuring a rather cruel, roughriding Severus and masochistic Hermione. It begins with a kidnapping. If you like Dark!Selfish!Dominating!Sexual Severus, and not much plot, take a look.
A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.
7th year Hermione Granger sulks near the lake one night, bemoaning her unrequited feelings for one snarky Potions Master and the way her studies are being affected. She is joined by the object of her desire and a steamy tryst ensues.
Professor Severus Snape visits the circus out of curiosity. He's heard Hermione Granger works there and is dying to know what she does. PWP with no saving graces except for a bit of dark humor. Oneshot. NonConsenual, Oral