Stories by VulgarAssassin

A Plot-What-Plot? One-shot smut series involving Naruto and various lovely ladies of the Naruto world. Featuring graphic lemons, obviously. Some really nourishing stuff.

One month of wet blowjobs, messy pussy eating, and all other sorts of oral fixations. Welcome to Sucktember. All NaruHina.

Shorter smut chapters under 1k words that I didn't think fit in with Chicken Ramen. Still Naruto, still fucking different women silly.

You read the title, didn't you? A plot? What plot? series about Draco and Hermione fucking. Oneshots that aren't necessarily connected. A little bit kinky, and mostly Dom!Draco and Sub!Hermione stuff.

She never commented on the nickname, but her body couldn't lie to him.

It was like a fire burnt through his veins as Hinata fed on him, consuming him, demanding him to give everything to her. Vampire!Hinata.

Naruto always had a suspicion that Sakura became horny after their training sessions. They tended to fuck in the shower after, or if not, then on one of their beds, Naruto plowing her into the mattress or Sakura riding him until Naruto's hips would ache. But when she pulled out his cock, fresh sweat still dripping down his chest, his mind was blown. PWP Smut.

Sasuke returns from her penance and goes to see Naruto. Fem!Sasuke.

She knew the sane thing to do was to close her legs, cover herself up and ask her stepfather to leave her room. Instead, she spread her legs wider, letting him see how flushed and wet her cunt was. Stepfather!Draco. Stepdaughter!Hermione. PWP Smut.

Draco wakes up with Hermione between his legs. Like a good boyfriend, he helps quench her thirst.

"Put it out," it was a whisper over the pattering of her pulse and the rain. Naruto/Sakura. Smoking Kink.

Naruto continued, the anger flashing in his eyes once more. "You can't have Sasuke and me too. Not anymore."

Draco returns from a workout. Hermione is aroused.

The war is over, and they can't keep their hands off each other. Fem!Sasuke

Sasuke and Naruto share a moment before he leaves on his journey of atonement. Fem!Naruto.

Like oil and water, they did not get along. She is everything he wants to be and she cannot believe someone like him is nipping at her heels. But, deep down, both know that they are more alike each other than they ever want to admit. Fem!Sasuke.

Shika's feelings for Naruto grow from annoyance to camaraderie to, well, maybe something more. She tries not to think too hard about it. Fem!Shikamaru.

Naruto and Hinata have breakfast in the morning. And then Naruto eats something else. PWP Lemon.

Okay, so the first night is absolutely Ino's mistake, though he can admit the second night is his. C'mon, gorgeous face, toned legs, hard body, so eager, and not to mention her other assets...Yeah, Naruto loves Sakura, but how on Earth is he supposed to say no to Ino Yamanaka? NarutoxIno. Graphic Lemons.

"Oh really?" Ino inspected the book, perusing the first few pages before smirking at her date. "Actually, I know a thing or two about palm reading." "You don't." Sakura stated firmly before taking a sip of her now lukewarm tea. In which Ino just wants to tease Sakura, but Sakura teases right back.

Naruto appeared with a soft landing and began walking toward the duo. Sasuki spared him a glance and a smirk before returning her gaze to Sakura. "You didn't think I came back to Konoha for you, did you?" Sakura felt a fire boil in her belly, stretching through her limbs and engulfing her neck and face. (Parallel story to Three's a Crowd, featuring fem!Sasuke.)

They did it! Naruto and Sakura convince Sasuke to come back when they meet him at Orochimaru's hideout. The gang is back together and Sakura couldn't be happier…that's how it's supposed to be. It's just, she finds that it's hard for her to hang out with the two of them without, well, feeling like a third wheel.

It's nothing complicated. Just a physical relationship. Nothing more. Yet, there is something Naruto can't quite place, something about when she smiles at him, when she plays with his hair. He wonders if she thinks about it too. Then she smirks at him before she bruises his neck and he seriously doubts anything like that crosses her mind and it makes him feel simple.

It's a world where only kunoichi exist. Their high stakes life style bring out their most terrible vices...gambling, drinking, and sex. Naruto Uzumaki, a prostitute, happens to be best friends with the most in demand gigolo on the market, Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto does his best to make ends meet at Anko's brothel:A Slice of Heaven. NarutoxMultiple Women. Graphic Lemons.

After a long day searching for clues about Kaguya in her dimension, Sasuke uses her Rinnegan to return. However, an accident causes her to end up back in Konoha, awakening to a handsome man who looks like her best friend's stupid Sexy Transformation Jutsu. Post-Shippuden. Fem!Sasuke.