bb!Malkin makes bb!Grubbly-Plank a dress, sex happens. PWP. Otherwise known as, my original summary was not kid friendly so I had to describe it with simple words. Bleh.
The universe was against him: this was the only possible rational explanation for how Hugo'd ended up here, stuffed inside the tiny broom cupboard with none other than Scorpius Malfoy. Slash, oneshot. MATURE CONTENT WARNING OMG.
In which Pansy is a drag king, and Hermione goes about spicing up Ron's and her relationship in rather the wrong way. Oneshot, femslash, infidelity, LOTS OF REALLY MATURE CONTENT. A personal fav!
In a perfect world, Ron would never have to talk about his feelings at all. Draco's pretty perfect. MATURE CONTENT, kink, see inside for complete warnings. Dedicated to my bbff icanhaspancake. ::blows kisses::
Sometimes it is necessary to touch bottom in order to know which way is up... See inside for more detailed summary, warnings, etc. Harry/Draco/Snape. ANGST. ADULT CONTENT. AND ANNNNGST.
Victoire has a special gift for Rose on her 18th birthday. Unrepentant smut, lemons, pr0nz, pwp, etc. MATURE CONTENT RESIDES HEREIN! ...Have you loved a rare pair today?
Harry and Seamus are two of a kind; it just takes them a while to understand exactly what this means. Light drug use, mature content. A personal favorite! Have you loved a rare pair today?
5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.
Parvati plans to finagle a kiss from Lavender at midnight and see where things go from there, and it almost works – Lavender just sees things going pretty fast. Heck, it's a complete PWP.
Everyone is back at Hogwarts from Christmas break, and Ginny can’t ignore Hermione’s new muggle machine…or Hermione herself, apparently. GWHG femslash.
In the dark, she could have been anyone at all. A story of silk hair and unrequited passion and the sound of her voice. Fleur/Hermione, oneshot, femslash, rated M for very explicit sexual content, etc.
Just some post-DH crack!fic. There's something odd going on at Hogwarts, something that's making it mysteriously hard to say the simplest things... Will the golden trio prevail? Happy fourth of July!
AU of HBP. Hermione's sixth year is turning out a bit...complicated. She's having strange dreams, Pansy seems to be trying to seduce her, Ron and Harry aren't speaking to her, not to mention that Voldemort's back. Award winning fic! Femslash. HIATUS
Fred and George need to test their new line of products, but both their potential test subjects walked out on them. No matter. They'll do what they have to do to; it's for the shop. Twincest.
Millicent snorted. "What, as though I would know. The next time hordes of girls decide to throw themselves at me, I’ll let you know what it’s like." In which Pansy misbehaves, and Millicent makes some unfortunate life choices. Femslash.
George knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.
Random April Fool's fun! This was originally a serious drabble; indeed, too serious, so I edited it down a few notches. If only I always wrote this way...
Ginny has discovered a theory about how to successfully catch snowflakes in one's mouth, but refuses to tell Hermione what it is. Oneshot, femslash, sorta fluff.
When Cedric died, Cho fell to pieces. Angelina came along and picked up the pieces, and gave them back one by one. But the last piece cannot be given; it must be taken. Oneshot, femslash.
Self challenge to write a 100 word drabble based on each of the songs in tATu's album 200 Po Vstrechnoi. Tons of different parings, all femslash! Just read it, they'll take less than a minute, honestly. See inside for better summary...
HGGW femslash. After a year away, Hermione returns, only to show up in disguise at Ginny's graduation ball. What secrets will be uncovered before the night is over? And will they be brave enough to finally reveal their feelings?
hpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearing
Betraying Bellatrix is one thing that is simply not done. Pretty darn dark, compared to what I usually write. femslash, BDSM, NOT noncon, for once. Oneshot.
The war rages on, and Padma finds herself locked in the Ministry prison, powerless to do anything in her situation. That is, almost powerless... PPHG. Tragedy, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Humor. Yes, four genres. Why not?