Stories by books4evah

Cauldron Cakes by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was not the brave one, nor the smart one, nor the pretty one. She was never the superlative: not with her friends and not with her family. She was the average one. This is the untold story of Marlene McKinnon. MarleneOC, LilyJames, AliceFrank

The Peter Pettigrew Fan Club by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Welcome to the the Marauder Fan Club-where you are free to drool over and fantasize about the classic hunk Jame Potter, the rebellious bad boy Sirius Black, and the quiet, sensitive Remus Lupin. There's just one problem-where's Peter's fan club? JPLE FLAL PPMM And remember that Rita, as president, gets first dibs.

Procreation for Dummies by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

LilyJames. I'd tell you what the story's about, but I don't really know. Because I'm not writing it. The readers are.

Mr Hogwarts by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

"and... I believe they should, uh, our education over here, in Hogwarts, should help Hogwarts, or should help the Beauxbatons...so we will be able to build up for our future...for us..." Like Miss America. Only, ten bajillion times cooler. JamesLily

Hedgehog Day by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens on Hedgehog Day stays on Hedgehog day. The explanation of how one pair strappy shoes, one Cupid costume, one jack-in-the-box, and one feminine name determine one relationship's fate. Post-Hogwarts marauders. James/Lily Frank/Alice

The Importance of Being Emmeline by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Be yourself, everyone else is taken.-Oscar Wilde. Well, Emmeline is Alice, Alice is Emmeline, Mary is Sauerkraut, Sirius's bollocks are in trouble, Remus is uber lazy, Peter's a pseudo-pornographer... who exactly IS left? AliceFrank LilyJames BenjyEmmelin

Bras, Lipgloss, and a Pair of Panties by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Stalking expeditions... colonized dishes of mashed potatoes... an imminent under wear burning party... and another two romance s . All the symptoms of the sequel to Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers. FrankAlice, JamesLily, GideonEmmeline.

Backpfeifengesicht by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Backpfiefengesicht- noun: the German word for a face that cries out for a fist in it. Apparently there are a lot of Backpfeifengesichts in Hogwarts.

On the Way to Transfiguration by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius gave a low whistle. "Did you know there was a mini-Lily Evans in Hogwarts? I certainly didn't." Peter snorted. "Yeah, well this means that James'll be pining over another girl." This is the story of that mini-Lily Evans. AliceFrank and LilyJames.

The Questionnaire by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.

Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.

Potions, Pins, and Players by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

James asked out Alice, who said yes, but really likes Frank, who likes her. So, Frank is going out with Lily, who actually likes James, who liked her the whole time. Confused yet? JamesxLily and FrankxAlice

Three Little Pigs, and the Big Bad Diet Pepsi? by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Babitty Rabitty and Her Cackling Stump is too disturbing sounding, and the Three Little Pigs isn't original enough. To what lengths will the marauders go to find that perfect story?

Blue Paint by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who knew that the worst decison of Victoire Weasley's life could also be the best? Sequel to Ancient Runes and Reality Quidditch.

Reality Quidditch by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Seven different people get seven identical letters. What will happen? Slightly AU; Fred comes back from the dead.

The Bloody Nutcracker by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

A potion gone wrong. A perfect couple. A classic story. And a Christmas never to be forgotten.

Aunt Emmy's Oysters by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Cannibalism... cannibalism... cannibalism..." Sirius was muttering, rocking back and forth in his seat, still wearing the straight jacket. Sequel to Ancient Runes.

The Airport by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

The stewardess at the front desk seemingly forgot that people were waiting to board the plane, and the pilots getting off the plane stopped in their tracks to watch. "Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her, kiss her", the crowd began to chant.

Ancient Runes by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

The marauders and Lily and gang all share one class. Ancient Runes. Who knew that one subject could bring up so much controversy?

Damn You, Sirius! by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

James is resolved to make this night the perfect date. It his 77th date with Lily, and everyone knows what that means. The perfect night to propose. But what happens when Sirius shows up?

Lunchtime by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every day, Mary MacDonald sits in the same place for lunch. In between the marauders and Lily and friends. Which, grants her a front row seat for an insane ride. Based off a true story.

A Midsummer's Night Dream by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Love and reason keep little company nowadays. Bottom, Act 2, A Midsummer's Night Dream. How right he is, and the Harry Potter cast is here to prove it. Good Lord. What fools these mortals be!

Um Your Hair is Nice? by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Professor Burbage isn't completely right in the head. Which is why she sleeps for 40 minutes of her class, and then shouts, "MR. POTTER! WHY AREN'T YOU STROKING MISS EVANS' ARM?" Snape will never be the same.

Love's Labor's Lost by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens when you mix the marauder's era and Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost? Why, lots of romance, of course! JamesLily, SiriusMarlene, RemusTonks, FrankAlice, and many more!

James Potter's Bloody Awesome Notebook by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's simple. A little Veritaserum in their tea, and they'll be admitting their love for each other right and left. Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley will FINALLY be together. But what about Fred and Angelina? Third in the Notebook series.

Dumbledore's Insane by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

KARAOKE TIME!" exclaimed Dumbledore. The students looked apprehensive, as it was one of Dumbledore's 'genius' ideas, but still looked excited. Slightly AU, and major OOCness on Dumbledore's part. Too many ships to count.

Girlfriend by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

What happens when Sirius bullies James into getting a new girlfriend? The cast of the marauder era breaks into song! What else? Mostly LilyJames, but some AliceFrank.

An Everlasting Love by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter. Those are possibly the two words I fear and love the most in life. No. Scratch the possibly. They are the two words I fear and love the most.

Fred Weasley's Awesomer Notebook by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

If I have any say in it, which I do, Ron and Hermione will be inseperable quite soon! MUAHAHAHAHA! Sequel to Sirius Black's Notebook. Slightly AU.

The Confessions of Petunia Dursley by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

Petunia's not all bad. The story of Petunia, from the beginning. May be considered AU. Oneshot.

Sirius Black's Notebook by books4evah Stale Result (Last seen: )

I need good blackmail on Prongsierella... I've got it! I will record all of his failures with Lily in this notebook, its NOT a diary, Moony, and if he steps out of line, MUAHAHAHAHA! I'm EVIL, EVIL, I SAY!