Stories by TeachUsSomethingPlease

Fudge wanted scapegoats for the DoM incident, and he picked the Ministry 6. Now they're stuck in Azkaban instead of the Death Eaters. The dementors are gone, but things seem bleak... until Luna reveals she's smuggled in a wand. And she seems to be slowly taking control of the island for the DA. Oops. Features Idiot!Fudge, Genius!Luna, Good!Dumbledore, and one very confused Harry.

The Doctor thinks Dumbledore is irresponsible. Rory thinks Harry is going to get pneumonia. Amy just likes the baby. Baby Harry wants his uncle and his godfather. The Doctor obliges. Dumbledore will be very confused at the resulting eleven year old. Sirius, for his part, thinks it's a great prank. Remus just wishes he could get the Slitheen goop out of his jacket.

If Albus wanted Harry compliant, he shouldn't have let Hermione share her books. Realising they've been controlled, a small group of students, headed by Harry, breaks free as The Gang; although really, they're the next generation of Marauders. Trouble is brewing on the horizon, though... OFF HIATUS YIPPEE!

Voldemort is evil, but his supporters happen to be the worshippers that sustain the gods. Luckily, godly blood is magic superconcentrate. The obvious solution is to release demigods on wizarding Britain. That's if Leo doesn't burn Hogwarts down first. Features Magic!Demigods, Good!Dumbledore, Confused!Snape, Good!Coward!Malfoys, and a more proactive Harry Potter. And lots of Leo.

One-shot plot bunnies that wouldn't go away. Please note chapter 3 is black/dark humour, and chapter 7 is somewhere between dark crack and dead serious. Also chapter 9 is downright dark and depressing.

Uncle Alphard isn't your normal Black, but he isn't over corrupting his favourite nephew and passing on said corruptive abilities. A set of diary entries from Sirius's view, cataloguing a Gryfferin Padfoot and a Marauders that grows to toe the line between light and dark. Always felt the Marauder generation was a bunch of cautionary tales. 7-Shot?

"There's got to be something useful you can do with fame, honestly!" Harry says. Luna suggests a harem. Sweet, innocent, 12-year-old Harry doesn't really know what a harem entails, but more friends would be lovely. Ron refuses to be left out of the fun, and Hermione thinks it a good idea. It spirals from there. A crack!fic parody of the harem genre. Longer than intended, but fun.

Otto can't stop sowing chaos. Layla has nightmares of age and distrust. Sterling feels oddly at home in this strange world. Nyssa keeps bringing new and dangerous magics. One from each house, yet they can't bring themselves to tear away. The conspiracy grows. An OC flavoured twist on the TimeTravel! genre. DownrightEvil!Dumbledore.

A single meeting can change a person's life. These stories are triggered by a single person from the cast of Harry Potter meeting a single person from another universe. Bang goes the timeline. Features HP X How to Train Your Dragon, Star Wars, Riordanverse, Miraculous Ladybug, Lord of the Rings, Dr Who... One-shots; teeters between humorous logic to mildly crackish.