Stories by TeaSpices

Ron finds his Animagus form, but gets stuck. He can't change back, and he's missing dinner! Who will save him.....MALFOY? RWDM

A poem I wrote about Harry Potter in my composition class. It isn't very good. -.-'

Harry ponders about the girl whose name he just can't remember, years after Hogwarts. Songfic to Green Day.

My take on what would've happened if Fred and George sent Ginny a Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred and George hear something odd in the supply closet at the back of their shop.

Fred and George are the subject of one of Trelawney's physic predictions. Poor them. And yes, I did spell her name wrong inside, but I'm to lazy to re-post it.

Harry/Cho breakup.

Voldemort gets defeated by bunch of Mcdonalds-loving teenage girls who talk in chatspeak.

Harry struggles to defeat Voldemort. Will he ever find a way? Of course, with a little or a lot of craziness! !CRACK! No pairings. Voldemort, Death Eater, and Dementor bashing.Lots of Random Stuff and Author Notes.

Severus Snape finally finds out his Animagus form. Now he kind of wishes he hadn't.

Hermione's Animagus form! Part of a Series- Read The Others! Experience the IRONY! Hermione becomes.....something she hates with a vengance. Grr.

FxG This was just a random dream I had that wormed its way into FanFiction form. Fred, George, and a slightly demented monkey named Merlin. Poor Draco will never be quite the same again.

Harry and Ron kiss to see if there's a spark. They end up finding a lot more. HPRW HarryRon Slash

Just...Just...OMFG! Fred and George's animagus forms are weird! OMFG! No pairings

Poor Ron doesn't know what hit him. Flustered!Ron. SeductiveWithStrawberries!Harry. From my twisted imagination. Sadly, I wrote this in SCHOOl! /GASP!/

Sequel to Muggle Sense One Another thing purebloods are too stupid to realize. How to kill a Basilisk!

Harry and Hermione think that purebloods are stupid when it comes to everyday logic. And you will to after you read this fic. R&R please! Slight Crack

My Parody. See J.K.? I can make ridiculously longer hyphenated names than you can! Crack. Slight Umbridge, Snape, and Voldemort bashing.

My twisted opinion of what probably happened to poor sirius once he fell through the veil. Classified as Almost pure CRACK!

How Voldenort should've been defeated. Opinion one, mine. Baby Harry uses a bit of magic to defeat the not-so-ever-present Dark Lord.

Harry spends long years trying to find his animagus form, only to discover that he’s a fly. What the Boy-Who- Buzzed to do? Torture his enemies, of course! Could possibly be considered crack. Slight Snape bashing. Hee-hee!

Harry finally tells his potions professor how he feels, through his NEWT extra credit Vocabulary test. Quite short, and a little bit angsty in the middle. Review for sequel. SeverusSnapeXHarryPotter

After 2 years of waking up to flowers on her doorstep every day, Sakura Haruno has got it in for whoever keeps annoying her with those prickly roses. After all, even cherry blossoms can have thorns. INDEFINITE HIATUS

Huh? What do you mean by that, Sakura? Defective? Sequel to 'Just a Little Mistake'.

When Naruto and his friends go up to Sasuke's apartment, they hear strange groaning noises coming from inside. What in the world is he doing with Sakura? Well... they're about to find out!

When Sasuke comes home to find his wife packing up her things, he's really confused. Then Naruto shows up and takes her away with him. Where did she go, and what does Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise have to do with it? INDEFINITE HIATUS!

Sakura's secret boyfriend proposes to her on Valentines Day. How will she tell her friends? And why did Ino give her THAT as a present on Valentines day? M for suggestive sitatutions INDEFINITE HIATUS

Fred and George are 'together', but only when everyone else is gone. How long will it take for everyone else to find out. And what's up with their cake obsession? FredXGeorge INDEFINITE HIATUS