Stories by Jadeaffection

Absitively posolutely! by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

A mute angel and a kitten show up at the door... it's not the beginning of a joke, just the continuation of one. The one the universe is playing on the Winchesters. Pre slash Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Castiel. Mild coarse language and cavity inducing schmaltz. I may also break the fourth wall a little... whoops, my bad! Spoilers up to 7.02. Based on the art "Lost and Found" by NaSyu!

Overture in Four Parts by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sam had told them it was a bad idea. Why he expected them to listen to him for once he had no idea. This was going to end badly. "Almost" foursome fic. Sam/Gabriel/Dean/Castiel, Crowley. Strong language, adult themes, lust spell & minor mentions of incest

Kiss me, Stupid! by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Everyone has a limit to just how much of something they can take before they snap. Angels and humans alike. It's just that no one ever expects it to happen on the same day. Adam/Michael, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel Strong language, fluff & mild sexuality.

Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner? by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's Thanksgiving and there seems to be a little problem with who's invited. Or rather, who isn't. Gabriel/Lucifer, Past Gabriel/Sam & Kali, Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah. Sexual references, fluff, crack and minor cursing. Spoilers up to Season 5 finale.

Buying the Pie by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part 2 of BUtCoRRaTI series. Baked goods really can soften the discovery of your heretofore unknown feelings for an angel in front of your sexed-up brother and his new archangel "boyfriend"! Pre-Sam/Castiel, Dean/Gabriel Language, Sexual References.
Sam Winchester: Clumsy? Maybe. Uncoordinated? Probably. Distracted by the thought of Gabriel having a thing for him? Most definitely. Slight crossover/4th wall breaking with Good Omens (Sam/Gabriel Dean/Castiel Crowley/Aziraphale) Suggestivness, the F word, fluff, discussions of sexuality, excessive descriptions of Gabriel/RSJ's eyes!

Lust Explosion: Keep Away From Children & Malfoys by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

If George and Hermione could just spend less time arguing they could perhaps finish this sometime this century. And maybe Cedric wouldn't have to smother himself to death. Het, Slash, Love-potion-made-them-do-it, Language, Innuendo, Cedric's POV.

The Winchester Gospel 101 by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

The subject involved intense study of the photographic data. The course was very popular with female students. Sexual references and minor cursing. Spoilers up to 5.08 *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel. Oneshot

Golden Syrup by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dean finds out the hard way that there are some things siblings never need to hear while Gabriel learns the benefits of doing things by hand. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel. Oneshot. Allusions to sexual acts and misuse of foodstuffs.

Ranting in G Major by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19

Two Idiots, a Guy and a Piece of Pie by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Part 1 of BUtCoRRaTI series. Sam was going to kill them and take the damn pie for himself. *Slash* Oneshot. Dean/Gabriel. Coarse language and sexual references.

Inverted by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Well, wasn't this another fine mess he'd gotten them into! Oneshot, pre-Ten/Donna if ya squint and very minor coarse language.

Why You? by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

When Fate decided to mess with Draco and Hermione, it wasn't kidding around. Throwing them together at every turn, forcing them closer. You'd think they were supposed to fall in love or something! Language, Sexual situations, abuse, spoilers. ON HIATUS

Death to the Fluffy Pink Bunnies! by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

What had the poor bunnies ever done to Hermione! George had to save their innocent little lives. Some language and sexual refferences. ONESHOT, EWE, DH spoilers.

Charms Class by Jadeaffection Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy was failing charms. She may have to be his desk partner but there was no way Hermione was tutoring him. Fun little bit of fluff! Rated M just to be safe. 29/8/08 edit due to requests ONESHOT