Stories by vlad the inhaler

Harry was never more alone than the time between the Goblet declaring him a Champion, and winning the First Task. Someone stepped forward - somewhat by accident - to help. Unfortunately, she's a second year student with no particular skills nor any particular strategy beyond Harry killing every monster that comes between him and the princes- him and tournament victory.

Harry and Romilda absolutely are not having a secret, illicit relationship at Hogwarts. That's ridiculous, and any "evidence" or "proof" of such is just manipulating innocent circumstances arising from Harry's 'saving people thing' in the very worst mimicry of the likes of Skeeter, probably being pushed in a desperate attempt to snare Harry by Romilda herself, that wicked witch.

The Complete Histories of Lord Hadrian James Potter-Peverell-Black of Gryffindor-Slytherin and Lord Ronald Bilius Weasley-Prewett-Dumbledore of Hufflepuff-Ravenclaw. Harry/"multi". Ron/"multi".

Five years ago, Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix overthrew Voldemort's regime, turning the page onto a new Golden Age for Magical Britain. Only Harry hasn't been seen in the country since, until now, and he might be seeking to overthrow the government after an apparent elopement and sabbatical of international vigilante retribution. Or not. That bit's a little unclear.

Annoyed at the plethora of gamer fics that create this would-be earth shattering paradigm for the protagonist and then just have it be a lazy way to 'stats go up' as he continues life as otherwise normal. Might be multi-chapter, but can stand alone. Just having some fun.

One-shots set in LeadVonE's Dodging Prison & Stealing Witches. 'Canon' compliant in the sense they are plausible outcomes or events at time of writing. Not perfect continuity, but everything more or less set in the same 'verse'. Rated M for specific lines, no smut.

Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Ceremony.

A Blood Ritual through The Veil of Death leaves Harry trapped in a Hogwarts Battle Royale that he must survive if he is to make his way back to the land of the living to stop Voldemort's second rise. The Dark Lord has chosen Harry's opponents well. Harry was his greatest foe, and now Harry will face that same foe - himself. Himselves. And whoever else comes along for the ride.

A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.

A take on Ell Roche's "Pure-blood Culture": Miss Astoria Greengrass has waited long enough, her father's offer of betrothal neither accepted nor refused by Lord Potter. It is time to discover why.

Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.

One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.

Various one-shots that I've written over time. No storyline, just lulz.

Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.

6th year AU, Harry puts the puzzle together slightly faster. Now he just needs to come up with a plan of action. Fortunately, help comes from an unexpected source. Rated M for a reason. Smut/adult situations.

A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.

A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.

Incredible, how a single change in history can lead to a whole new world. For Harry Potter, all it takes is a wand.

Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.

Augustus Rookwood, unspeakable and Death Eater, discovers the prophecy. How ironic, that Dumbledore and Voldemort should grant him a destiny even greater than their own.

Sometimes, from a different point of view, one story becomes two.

Accused of treason and facing execution for consorting with the Fallen, Harry and Molly are forced to flee the Council. Unfortunatley for Harry, the Council isn't entirely wrong. Goes AU during White Night. Eventual, very eventual, Harry/Molly.

Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.