Stories by Jack of the North

We Like to Ignore the Treat in Trick or Treat by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Its Halloween and this year Molly is going to get her revenge against everyone's favourite twins. Fred/Hermione George/Luna. My entry for the Twin Exchange's October Title Swap Challenge.

Lie Back and Think of the Ministry by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Blaise and Hermione. Marriage Law. Set during their returning seventh year after DH minus the epilogue. Hermione and Draco are heads but she's married to Blaise. Hearts are broken, love is formed, trust is betrayed and new bonds are forged.

To the Grave by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

An AU snippet from the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione and George with a Percy cameo.

Spitting Image by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione watches her daughter play with her husband, Ron.

Let a Man Be a Man by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has a favour to ask George but he'll need some convincing. Pregnancy, AU, Fred alive. I have babies on the brain, sorry :p

Ours by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and Harry have a massive favour to ask Sirius. AU, Oneshot, ooc, baby.

Clean by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Drabble about Harry having a shower after the final battle.
Hermione has cold feet the night before her wedding and Sirius helps her out. Sort of. Not a romance fic but it kinda is. Read it you you like other older men besides Sirius. Wolfy men. Crap summary, obviously. Just read it lol

Teaching by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Silly little drabble where Hermione tries to teach a Weasley about some muggle technology. Just to let you guys know I'm still here.

Repairs by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

George and Hermione oneshot/drabble. To let my readers know I haven't dropped off the edge of the earth.

Pretend by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry and Hermione look at a picture and pretend. Not Harmony, just friends.

Cheek Aflame by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Charlie sees the advantages in coming home after a Christmas with his family. And Hermione.

Naming Fred by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

George decides what to call his son.

In a Different World by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Percy/Hermione. Its a love story, simple as that. AU, obviously. Ratings to be safe, I tend to forget to change it if I change my mind. I do not own Harry Potter. Give Percy a chance, he's move lovable then you'd think.

Cast Adrift by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione knew it would not end well. Her and Harry cling to each other for support.

A Hop, Skip and a Jump by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

My drabbles, random, not related unless specifically indicated. Renamed. Canon and AU

Hothouse by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

The unedited smutty Lie Back chapter, written by the fabulous Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte.

Not Quite Right by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

My first Snape/Hermione. He thought she was someone else, she thought he was what she needed. Kinda Marriage Law but its only briefly mentioned and is not really important to the story.

Heartache unbound by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's checked out and Harry can't get her back. Not a Harry/Hermione fin, actually Hermione/Remus.

Ennui by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred has ennui and it's spreading. Through the boredom can he find a way to ask Hermione out and find out just what is happening with the furniture?

Anytime by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione/George She's overwhelmed but it's nothing compared to his pain. For the Twin Exhange September Monthly Challenge. Prompts an unpainted room, quotes its so big and people might think we're in love or something.

She Holds the Power by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Idea from G.V.S.L. Hermione receives a chocolate frog from Ron as a crappy birthday gift. She is delighted to discover though that the card inside is rare and sort after. Soon she has the population of Hogwarts at her feet, willing to do anything for it.

A Heart Still Beats by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione thought he didn't love her, Sirius thought he was doing it for her. One last time and the truth comes out.

When will George Finally Listen? by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

George has enlisted Hermione to help him find his perfect match. But how long will it take him to realise that he just needs to put himself in her hands and let her to her job?

What Potion Had Hermione Accidentally Swallowed by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Weasley brothers are convinced that a potion is behind Hermione's new infatuation with Percy.

I can't leave you though I want to by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred, in a stroke of genius, has magically chained himself to Hermione for three days. Yeah, she's not happy. Can Fred convince her it was a good idea before the three days are up?

And the Band Played On by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's having fun celebrating the end of the war with her friends. But there's someone who can make the party a whole lot better...

Twin Babies by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's lost, she doesn't know which brother she wants to be with, on top of that,she's just given birth to twin babies. Who will she choose in the end? Bill, Charlie, Percy, the twins, Ron, Arthur, ooc,smut,random pairings and random scenes, soap oper

First Dance by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Drabble, Fred asks Hermione for the first dance at Ginny's wedding at an odd time. It'll take five seconds, just read it and review. Come one, you know you want to.

Their Hill by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione can't deal with George marrying someone else and George finally realises it.

Heaven help me you smell good by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sirius has planned to trap Hermione in the library for some late night fun. However he gets more then he bargained for. Two chapter fic.

Home is Where the Pie Is by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fred is meeting Hermione's parents for the first time.

A Rainy Night by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron's freaking out and Hermione tries to distract him. Warning, random acts of smut. For jewbacca.

I Remember You by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione struggles to find herself. Draco isn't always there to help, dealing with his own issues. Sequel but can be read on its own. If you want to read this but not the first, PM me and I'll give you a summary of Let Me Know.

Whadshesay? by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

George and Hermione have some late night news.

Get Out by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's made up her mind and Fred can't change it.

Firewhisky by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione has finally started to get over Remus and is ready for someone new. How long will it take for her to realise what she is looking for was right in front of her the whole time. Sequel to Spiced Milk but can be read on its own. SBHG ON HIATUS

Fireworks by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione and George share a moment.

Your dimples by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

A sweet moment between George and Hermione before they go to sleep.

Steam by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione joins Bill and Charlie for a midnight swim on a cold winter's night.

A Productive Afternoon by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

A short oneshot about an encounter between Lee and Hermione. Boredom, the great motivator.

Spiced Milk by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Remus has decided he wants Hermione. He sets out to woo her and she's not resisting...

A Pain Too Deep by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

A companion piece to twin babies. Percy may be a tough Bounty Hunter now, but how did it all start? With a pain too deep... Inspired by Grande.Vanilla.Skim.Latte's craziness. Rating for violence but nothing too graphic.

They're All Gone by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Short one-shot about Remus dealing with Sirius' death. Not slash. Tonks is there to listen.

Let Me know by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dumbledore has a dangerous mission for Hermione. Can she keep up the pretense? And what does Draco have to do with it? Sort of DARK Hermione though it didn't start out that way. AU, OOC. Dramione.

A Better Fate by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's the twins birthday party and Fred is sulking, Hermione has been chosen to go find him.

Haircut by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ron and Hermione discuss getting Hugo's hair cut for the first time. Drabble. Just read it. It's cute.

We Are Going Out! by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione's going out to celebrate, all the boys wants her but George decides tonights the night to make his move. Silly one shot to cheer me up.

Ginny wasn't ready by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Silly little oneshot where Harry loves Ginny and will do anything for her. Short, give it a read.

The Warmth of Summer by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

While dating Ron, Hermione and Fred experience a drunken night together. Five months later Hermione returns to a hurt Ron and Fred. Will they be able to stick it out through her pregnancy? Chapters are short and will stay that way.

Dard e Dil by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

George is lost in his grief. Can one bushy-haired brunette in particular snap him out of it? Hermione x George

Bill, it's wrong by Jack of the North Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hermione was there to comfort Bill when Fleur cheated. Can he convince her they're not doing anything wrong?