Stories by Apprentice Tom

Harry is tired of being a punching bag. He decided that when opportunity knocks, it's best to open the freaking door and see if he can benefit. Harry decides to use Polyjuice and make his summer better than ever before while dealing out more than a little retribution for those who abused him and gaining a bit more freedom than expected.

Just days before Christmas of Harry's seventh year. Vernon abandons Harry in a small hamlet west of London. Good things happen for Harry.

Dobby and Ed traded for a Hotel and Casino from Las Vegas. Humor/crack. The traders need a license to operate.

Harry has to get rid of sand. Lots of sand. Harry tells Dobby he can have it. Dobby see's an opportunity.

A collection of short stuff! Cutting room floor: Scenes that did not make it into longer stories. Omakes to published Fan Fiction and Cannon scenes. Harry and Others who act differently from Cannon. Incubators: Ideas that may or may not be fleshed out into full stories in the future and finally very short one shots. I'm rating this M.

A crack fic. Strange magic has caused everyone to talk like a pirate or in nautical terms. Draco's worst nightmare as the Pirates of Gryffindor give him the black spot and put him on trial.

Harry is an angry teenager who feels he can trust no one but a very few people after the Goblet of Fire spits out his name. He decides to act out, be a petulant teenager and make a mockery of the Triwizard Tournament, all while having a good time and causing as much chaos as he can.

Summary There are no wand masters to provide lessons. (A Great Wandout Tale with more than a few laughs added into the mix). What happens when entrepreneurs meet a bureaucratic zealot?

Summary There are no wand masters to provide lessons. (A Great Wandout Tale with more than a few laughs added into the mix). What happens when entrepreneurs meet a bureaucratic zealot?

Grey and pragmatic, Harry is not what he appears to others. His life of abuse and privation has resulted in him not easily trusting anyone, least of all adults and left him with a drive to be free of influence and to exact vengeance for the wrongs done to him and his family. This is the story of how he escapes the M.O.B. - Manipulative Old (Dumbledore) and forges a new life away.

Harry and Xeno Lovegood lead a group to the Four Corners region of the US in search of the elusive Jack-a-lope. Flying into Texas they see some strange sites, learn how to ride and be simply tourists before heading out into the wilderness for a creature hunt!

Harry & Ron go searching for James' lost sports car.

What if young Harry got fed up with his treatment by his "Relations "and walked away?

Neville is presented with an opportunity.