Stories by Mumumuji

Aline Lupin, a 15-year-old werewolf, competes in the Triwizard Tournament in her sister's place. Competing with three other wizards, she must protect her loved ones from Voldemort and a pack of werewolves. Her friendship with Harry complicates matters as she tries to avoid harming those close to her.

Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape plot a ruse to snag two witches for a night of debauchery. Unfortunately, said snagged witches figure out their schemes and plot revenge.

The New Headmaster has something to say about the school.

Widower Lucius Malfoy allows the unusual Miss Lovegood to convert his manor into a Menagerie for her Fantastic Beasts. He's trying to give her every reason to stay. Meanwhile a meddling House-Elf and a scheming son are all too quick to compare her to the former Mistress of the Malfoy Manor, whom everybody deeemed 'Perfect'.

What can Aragorn tell a Hobbit about love?

From one heart to anouther

Yes, it was all that he requested. But as he'd later learn, the witch that was his match was also not at all aware she was to be courted by the most hated Potions Master in all of Magical England.

"Miss Hermione Granger and..." He rummaged his fingers around the bonnet. "Severus Snape?" This was a recipe for disaster. And yet, Dumbledore planned on finishing what he started.

"Who's there?" he asked stupidly, cupping his fingers around his mouth. "Answer me."

His first name was Edwin, but Severus did not need to know his surname. He was a Snape by and by.

Once again, the 'Silent' Generation remains loud as Mandrake, seeing nothing wrong with peddling off the lives of the disadvantaged members of Magical Society for profit. It's the house-elf conundrum all over again. And Hermione Granger is compelled to stand against this modern-day slavery.

What do you get when you put a pedantic Auror and a biting ex-Potions Master into a vault with an Ancient Love Spell? That's exactly what Hermione Granger and Severus Snape aim to find out when they wake up in an alternate future: married and cursed.

Hermione Granger learns that not all jobs are remarkable

Ginny starts a new life post-war as a bartender in The Crooked Crone in the wizarding town of Cagailshire. What she doesn't anticipate is meeting Severus Snape, a wizard everyone thought had died during the battle. Rumours spread of the Dark Lord's return and Ginny pairs up with Snape to stop him. Tension ensues and Ginny finds herself developing feelings for the Potions Master.

Madam Rosmerta's (Ross') new business scheme 'Karen's Pub' requires every last drop of snark available. Fortunately, Severus Snape has an abundance of not-so-pleasant opinions and a terrible temper sure to give her clients their worst dining experience ever. One man seems immune to the offence —Minister Kinglsey—and Severus Snape vows to get under his skin before the night is over

Harry Potter is accepted to a different type of school. Harry blows out the dust candles of his cake. "Happy birthday to me," he says. "Only four more years before the law sees me as a viable taxpayer." Suddenly the front door flies open, letting in the first notes of a raging storm. A man as tall and wide as the spread of democracy enters the room.

The boss has asked Hermione to stay late, but she already had a date planned tonight.

Sworn in to protect Magic Folk, Ministry worker Hermione Granger heads to investigate a claim made against Lucius Malfoy. Tables turn when the eldest Malfoy begs her to punish him for his wrongdoings.

A take on the popular poem by Dr Seuss. "Voldy-mort hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season! Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, his robes were too tight; It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his soul was sev'n sizes too small."

All Teddy Lupin wants is a puppy for Christmas. Santa doesn't bring him one, so five-year-old Teddy takes matters into his own hands. Trouble ensues.

So you've been itching to write a marriage law fanfiction, but don't know where to begin the writing process? Look no further. Examples given from: Severus/Hermione, Fenrir/Lavender, Ginny/Draco, Lucius/Luna, Tom Riddle/Harry [Satire, Meta] [Explicit Sexual Content]

Little Harry celebrates a typical Christmas with the Dursleys and it's everything he dreamed it wouldn't be...

Ginny discovers a Time-Turner in Snape's old room in the Burrow. Then, she finds Snape himself.

Everyone tells Lucius Malfoy to go to Hell. Well, why the Hell not?

Ginny has an extra potions class with Professor Snape. Neville is there too.

While Harry and James are out cleaning Professor Snape's grave in Cokeworth, Ginny teaches her son Al to face his fear of evil spirits. One such spirit happens to be her former professor.

Harry 'Hairy' Potter was dropped by Hagrid in the woods over Bristol during his journey from Godric's Hollow to Privet Drive. He's rescued by an owl named Hardclaw Hootington and his wife, Hedwina.

Penny really needs to get on the Hogwarts Express train for September 1st. The problem is that she's a Dursley, and we all know much Vernon and Petunia love magic.

In a society where children are sorted into five factions at age 16, Petunia Dursley dreams of escaping her mundane life in the Abnegation faction. When it's revealed that her sister is a Divergent who might have to leave the country to go to a far-away boarding school for her training, Petunia makes a life-changing decision.

Most charms in the grimoire were respected and sought, But the one on page fifty, section two was… well… not. The Semi-permanent Glamour Charm was looked at with wry, Don't ask for the reason, this charm knew not quite 'why'.

Albus has inexplicable feelings for the enigmatic wizard who had just moved to Godric's Hollow in the summer of 1899. During a high-energy duel, Albus decides to see if Gellert Grindelwald returns his affections. (2 Chapters) [Explicit Sexual Content]

Harry is ready to spend another miserable summer with the Dursleys until Hogwarts opens a special summer camp. Ron and Hermione cannot come, leaving Harry to spend what he believes will be an awful summer holiday. Between swimming in the Black Lake, a red-faced Cho, Grindylows and the incorrigible Malfoy...adventures for the beloved four-eyed wizard are just beyond the shore.

Jacob takes his dear wife Queenie to Greece for a well-deserved vacation. When a nasty Grindylow decides to ruin their trip, Jacob takes matters into his own hands: Kowalski style.

A young Albus duels Gellert in Godric's Hollow, losing again and again. Finally, he resorts to Legilimency to find out how to defeat Gell once and for all. What Albus sees in Gell's mind surprises him.

Remus Lupin receives a useless gift for Christmas that turns out to be very, very useful.

Even though the coin of fate landed in Snape's favor, it was only a matter of time until the dark and dirty side of his behaviour resurfaced. Ginny met his gaze, flipped him the bird and then, licking her fingers, crushed the flame of the candle. [Explicit]

"We are here for you…Harry, son of Potter," Voldemort explained loudly, raising his own goblet. "Let us drink before I have his throat slit. Or perhaps, this youth could come with me to the courtyard and try to slay his ruler in a fair duel?" ; Royalty AU.

A mishap with a bad hair mask leaves Parvati balder than a Bertie Bott's Bean. Her day becomes worse before it gets better.

First, there was water. It covered the barren stretch of the Earth like a cold sheath over a blade. All was still and quiet. The Great Mag, Creator of the Universe, and all His creations slept. On the first day of all days, the Giant Squid woke up, shivered and rose from the depths. Back then, the squid only had two tentacles and she brushed them over the nose of the Great Mag

Vernon Dursley's troubles began when a tabby cat greeted him on his way home to Privet Drive. His awful wizard nephew appeared on his doorstep the next day and turned his perfectly normal life upside down. Thirty years later, his grandkids (Penny and Vinny Dursley) are staying with him. A cat appears on the fence and Vernon is committed to ridding his family of magical mishaps.

Colin Creevey knew what he saw. There was a vampire in Hogwarts and it left two liquorice-red marks on Arwen Archibald's leg. Everyone told Arwen it was a rabid badger. Colin made it his personal business to prove them wrong.

All Minerva wants to do is stay in bed and nurse her cold. Instead, she has to teach a third-year Draco Malfoy.

Gran Auggie was perfect. Little Neville only wants to earn her approval. Perhaps time spent in a garden will make her see how special he is?

Petunia needs to find out Mrs Figg's secret. There is no way her garden can be that good without extra help.

The Devil Lord Severn (Severus S) sees no woman as his equal: in hunt or in love. His friend Luce (Lucius M) seeks to prove him wrong by finding his match. He finds it in Miss Granger, a boisterous and clever young lady who comes to hunt at Tottenham House with her dandy betrothed. Severn proposes a dangerous game: he is the hunter, she is the prey. Passion ensues. (10 chapters)

Dolores' kittens keep disappearing out of her portrait to go have tea elsewhere. She must discover where they sneak off to. Who keeps feeding her kittens? (THC)

Hermione's parents want her to find a nice human lad. That's how she finds herself in a lap dance bar in Muggle London with a supposed childhood friend, Missy. Accepting her bet, Hermione finds a dancer to enjoy the night with only to make the horrifying discovery...he is Professor Snape! What is the meaning of this encounter? Hermione is willing to pay up just to talk to him.

Harry and Luna go on vacation, leaving their baby boy in the hands of Severus Snape. Too bad Snape is bad with children. When an accident occurs, unexpected help appears in the form of Ginny Weasley. She forgoes a date to help take care of ickle James. Snape is thankful for her expert knowledge and thanks her in the best sort of way. [Explicit]

Hermione set her professor's robes on fire. She had been a bad girl, and she'd never been a bad girl. What will happen when professor Snape calls her to his classroom for a reprimanding? What do you think he will ask of her?

During a night out with friends in Muggle London, Hermione meets a former Death Eater. Dark and mysterious, he offers her a cab ride to the Buckingham Palace where a game of disguises and pretenses awaits her. Will she choose to stay behind or will she indulge in a fantastical reality with Severus Snape? What is the price of playing with dark magic?

It all started with a jumper... - Draco needs to wear his heather gray jumper to his father's New Year's Eve party. Unfortunately, the laundry chambers have been under maintenance and the Headmistress refuses to fix them. Draco seeks help from the one Muggle laundry expert he knows: Hermione Granger. What happens when she plays a cruel trick on him at the laundrette?

Hermione Granger babysits Dudley Dursley's children as a favor for Harry. The only rule? Use no magic. Hermione takes them to the Black Sheep B&B in the non-magical town of Cokeworth. She signs the guestbook under the name Mrs. Snape. He can't mind? What happens when the dead headmaster returns and is unhappy with the mixup? Complete.

In a small hole in the ground, there lived a Sniv by the name of Seweryn Snape. One day, a mysterious wizard named Dumbledore the Great comes to the 'Worth. He invites Snape on a grand adventure. The Hobbit, chapter 1, retold using the Harry Potter cast.

Ah, Yuletide and poetry, Snape's two favorite things. The Golden Trio are out caroling when they stumble upon Professor Snape's house. Granger takes it upon herself to show the old grump what Yuletide's really about. (Based on the famous poem by Clement Clarke Moore).

Earl Sevren is known for his temper. Regency AU

Sev's Pa always told him to keep a clear head around girls. Sev really tried. Really did. Lily Evans was different. Lily Evans didn't just twist his mind, she was already inside there from the start and wouldn't leave no matter how hard he tried to remove her. So she really had it coming, that tease. (Severus/Lily)

Gentleman Professor Severus Snape catches the eye of Hermione Granger, a witch with a talent for taxidermy. After a spiteful comment, Granger resolves to keep her distance. They can't stop meeting in the most unlikely places. Stopping a friend's unfavourable marriage may not be the only reason for their attraction. AU / Future / Mature / 10/10

Germilona (Hermione) is sent to the forest in the dead of winter by her stepmother to fetch lilies of the valley for the czar's son. Luckily, the Frost-Snape is there to help. When families from boths sides show scepticism at the unlikely romance, can their love still prevail?

Sevka (Severus Snape) shoots his arrow out into the Northern Swamps and is forced to marry a frog. Luckily, the frog outwits everyone at the Czar's court. A Russian Folklore AU that takes historical accuracy into no consideration.

20 years later, Triple-Agent Snape returns to Earth. He can free his Soul on one condition: erase all evidence of his previous life by collecting back his memories. Enter dismissed Auror Granger who holds his last memory in her locket. Crookshanks convinces the two to use each other. An unlikely link with Blue-Eyes develops joins the Auror and the Potions Master. Future/Mature

In Third Year, Draco invites Hermione to the Yule Ball. Now a year later, neither have partners. Is Draco still the terrible bully or does she see a side of him that's kind and vulnerable? At a Ball, anything can happen and witches and Wizards can surprise us.

Draco Malfoy recieves a present on his eleventh birthday that makes an impact on the rest of his youth.

Professor Hermione and Caretaker Severus find themselves whisked away on the Durmstrang Ship. Who knew the Caribbean Sea would stir the tides of love between two very different people?

Stuck together in close quarters, Severus discovers Hermione's New Years Wish. He debates granting it. (Short)