Stories by The Sentient Duck

No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn't work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he's a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he's a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy. Modern AU.

Rebecca Kaplan, mother of Billy Maximoff, not that she knows who he really is, is an ordinary woman living through extraordinary times and trying her best to deal with a son who seems like an entirely different person sometimes.

Pacifica's parents kick her out after the events of the Golf War. With no other choice available to her, Pacifica goes to the one place where she thinks she'll be welcome: the Mystery Shack.

When Stan's stupid homophobic nephew informs him Mabel is pan, Stan vows to do the exact opposite of what he wants and be as supportive as possible. And if that means setting her up with the richest girl in town, well, that's just being a good grunkle, isn't it?

Harry's attempts to become a world champion at brooding are rudely interrupted when two teenagers appear out of nowhere at Grimmauld Place, claiming to be his son and niece from the future.

A fourth champion's name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. Then a fifth. Then a sixth…just how many people did put someone else's name in the Goblet anyway?

Meddle not with the affairs of the Academic Decathlon team, for they are very, very smart and possess the power of the Internet. Especially if you're interested in smearing the good name of Spider-Man.

In the aftermath of The Marvels, Nick Fury and Kamala Khan have a discussion about hope, cynicism, and the Young Avengers.

It's yet another fic where Harry faces down that Machiavellian scoundrel Albus Dumbledore, learns he's the heir to more houses than he can shake a stick at, discovers he's been manipulated all his life, and starts taking control of his own destiny. Or so it would appear. But looks, especially when magic is involved, can be deceiving.

Harry stumbles upon a mirror that's supposed to make one see one's heart's desire, so why does it show him looking like a girl?

Shortly after leaving the Jedi, Ahsoka comes into contact with a Sith artifact that de-ages her to an 8 year old. When Anakin finds her, he decides to leave the Jedi and raise her as his own daughter.

A brush with death causes Harry to realize his feelings for his best mate are more than platonic. Fortunately, Defense Professor Sirio Nero, who totally isn't Sirius Black in disguise, is here to help.

Hermione Granger never thought of herself as anyone particularly special, even after she learned she was a witch. So why are some of her new peers acting as if she's just as much of a celebrity as the Boy Who Lived?

Harry has the most hopeless crushes in existence on his best friends Ron and Hermione. But maybe they aren't as hopeless as they seem.