Stories by Hieronymouse

Have pity on me, for my muse has lost her mind. Not content with 2 SF franchises, she's...well, you'll see! Like the FF/B7 crossover, but now she's come up with a reason (if that's the right word) for it! Rated M 'cause telepathy turns Kaylee on, as she puts it, "somethin' fierce"!

In "War Stories", Mal said there was ONE order Zoe didn't obey. This is that story. Rated M for the sexin' an' stuff.

Susie Mathis, an Osiris clerk, doesn't know how or where her brother died. But her eldest brother does...Rated M for adult themes.

Oh dear. I could NOT stop laughing when this one escaped the Dungeon, a.k.a. my mind. Lindayne discovers a certain...drawback...to having an all-female crew.

STILL on the Firefly fixation. Now, in what seems to be episode 2.5 (UB 2.1, Hot Place 2.2, Wash Day 2.3, In Vino Veritas 2.4), our crew make the (re)acquaintance of a former Independent scientist...one who has notions regarding FTL. The Alliance, however, doesn't want him to reveal it...

Back on the Firefly fixation. A return to Inara's tale (see 'Wash Day') of an incident at the Academy on Sihnon.

My muse does this, picking up on minor points - in this case, a point of military protocol.

ANOTHER fic finished, been workin' on this one for YEARS! Zoë finally lets herself grieve for Wash during a girls' night out on Beaumonde.

What IS this Firefly fixation I got goin' on? An alternative death scene for Book. Still thinkin' 'bout "Aliens' Revenge". Though ATM thinkin' is ALL I seem to be doin'...

One for Jenna and her unrequited love for Lindayne.

Oh dear. More filling-in, of why Inara 'waved Mal. Rated M because of the Operative's...not threats, but what he would've done had Inara not complied. He was NOT threatening her.

Arrrgggh, why don't I just finish UB already!

At this rate UB will be posted in bits! I couldn't resist this one.

In ANOTHER favourite bit, Lindayne explains how Dortmunder sneaked up on Serenity in Unlikely Bedfellows.

ANOTHER favourite bit of "Unlikely Bedfellows"! I should stop this. But *grin* I won't! Rated M because Jayne an' his John Thomas scratch an itch.

I put ch. 3 in place of 1, oops, so I started again. A script I like, where Mal & Co. pick up a paying passenger...who isn't what he claims. I WAS going to make it longer, but...meh.

I really wish my muse would just get it over with and finish the gorram tale. In the meantime, here's where Mal meets Angel Greythorne (it goes the way you might expect with Mal)...and Angel meets Kaylee.

Inspiration hops around like a flea on a griddle! This WAS the tail-end of THS, but now it's a tale in its own right. Rated M for adult material herein.

I still hope to finish this one day. Here's the prologue plus a few chapters.

Another one for fun (and inspiration).

In a Firefly mood ATM. I'm posting bits of "Unlikely Bedfellows" in the hope of inspiration striking. Worth a shot.

The story of Tasha's Romulan capture. Rated M for character deaths.

A fun one, inspired by Picard's brief comment about McCoy's communicator being destroyed on Sigma Iotia Two.

Okay, this is a retcon. 'Brock' and 'Mayhew' were still aboard the Enterprise. This is how 31 handled that. Rated M for character deaths.

Shut up, I liked the film. Jango was shortchanged IMO, not given a motivation for having Boba. The novelisation did better. So does this.

Aarrghh, the distraction to regain focus continues unabated! Back to when Starbuck grants 7 out of 8 nuggets their Viper wings, and one Raptor. Plus a little backstory for him (wasn't going to, but my muse insisted. You know what she's like). STILL NO AI. Frak that!

A short one covering Stark closing down the Weapons Division.

Kirk wonders if it would've been possible to rescue Edith Keeler.

Merry Xmas! Or Happy Hanukkah! I wish I knew the Klingon word. Anyway: a slight expansion/modification of the climbing scene of Insurrection.

Starbuck gets Adama out of trouble for expending so many resources - in exchange for a priceless military asset.

I make no apologies for liking the movie. This expands on Picard's discovery of the truth about the Ba'ku.

Still MORE distraction! What happened after The Naked Now. Tasha was always my favourite character. She and Denise deserved better.

Still can't write Aliens' Revenge yet. This expands a bit on Spock telling Kirk about the pon farr. I may do more of these.

More filling-in, why the JAG ruled in favour of Data. Rated M because I've turned Phillipa into a kinky b**ch. You know my muse. :)

More dotting t's & crossing i's. A tale of Jenniver Aristeides transferring to Botany (with an X-rated flashback to By Any Other Name).

The Daystrom Institute finds a way to go extragalactic (in this, the Barrier doesn't exist). The Enterprise goes...and strange things start happening. The Captain hears a noise that doesn't happen, Jorissa doesn't recall her nightmares, even Spot, hissing and spitting (at nothing), is affected. But by what? Rated M because...Jorissa. :) FINISHED! (Except for the usual minor edits!)

Oh dear. Blasphemy now. A retelling of Hero Worship, where Data lowers the shields on his own initiative.

My muse tying up loose ends again. Picard explains Data's "mutiny" to Admiral Shanthi.

My only explanation for this is that I like this episode. I'm debating doing this to the tense scene in Booby Trap.

Now I'm going to Trill, following Ezri's reluctant Joining. Jadzia was beautiful, but Ezri was CUTE!

Surely Ezri discussed what she was going to do with Sisko. This is that discussion.

"This vessel is willing." An expansion thereon, before the Reckoning.

Kai Opaka announces the discovery of the Celestial Temple, and calls for unity.

Going back to the end of the Occupation. Kira Nerys has been assigned to DS9, and she is NOT happy about it.

My muse's sentimentality reaches new heights (or is it depths?). A sequel of sorts to The Red One, in which R2-D2 keeps his word to R5-D4, the droid whose motivator blew and caused Owen to take Artoo instead.

The Vulcans - ONE Vulcan, anyway - came to Earth BEFORE the Phoenix flew. This is what happened.

A shortish one about NCC-74656 coming home.

Drawing on Immortal Coil a bit. What happened after Akharin absconded with Juliana?

A crossover blending the worlds of TNG, Alien and the novels. The Federation is looking to colonise Acheron again...but there's just one little problem - or 2,046 of them (all will be made clear).

The fun/distraction continues!

Had to happen. A Firefly aside.

Distraction, distraction...these Asides will be small bits not fitting anywhere else (my muse tells me). This one is TNG.

I should stop reading on the Internet, my muse gets inspired! An article suggesting Katniss and Lucy Gray were related was all it took for this 3-part tale...

More distraction. I'm filling in detail of Picard creating a Kataan simulation.

Instead of TNG Meets Aliens, this - where Tarkin gets permission to destroy Alderaan.

My muse still isn't helping. Admiral Jarok wrote a farewell letter This is It.

More indulgence. A tribute to the brave Rebel troops who gave Leia time to send the Death Star plans in Artoo.

Bruce gets the same treatment as Tony, though this wasn't filmed. I know my muse will eventually get back to TNG Meets Aliens.

A few points the movie never addressed: how could the Stones create and maintain the flow of Time if they were destroyed? Were the Children of Thanos exempt? In fact, was Thanos?

My muse is on an Avengers jag ATM. An expanded account of the slaughter of Gamora's people.

More indulgence. This covers the rescue of Tony and Nebula.

My muse is seizing on any inspiration ATM. This covers the agreement which ensured peace.

An expansion of T'Lera being persuaded not to kill her son and herself. A bit non-canon in light of First Contact, but still a beautiful novel.

No more 503, yay! A short indulgent one where Obi-Wan defeats Vader.

My muse insisted! A filmed but cut scene with Tony and Morgan at 15.

This is what happened immediately after the Death Star blew up.

On a M'ress jag ATM! The story of M'ress saving the Hood - and what it cost her.

I'm working on my TNG/Alien crossover, honest! I'm almost ready to introduce Ripley. Meanwhile, M'ress takes shore leave, and M'mar finds out about the Hood.

The story of Lieutenant M'ress transferring to the Enterprise.

Spoiler for one I'm writing. Ripley decides she needs a new purpose, and enlists in Starfleet Academy.

Follows on from The Deathly Hallows Part 2. No idea why.

Why my muse wants Kellan to return to his very first ship I have no idea. Rated M because Jorissa Bral is as sexually outrageous as ever.

Oh, shut up, he was in some good stories! I just hope this will be visible given the current problems.

My muse returns to Mintaka III for the aftermath.

The story of Harriet's fall - and Harold Saxon's rise.

More indulgence. This covers Picard's court-martial after the loss of the D. H'Ress makes a brief appearance. She's the only character I've created purely for a laugh, so watch this space, peeps, for H'Ress will return!

Yet another expansion, on the meeting aboard the Death Star

Still ANOTHER short one. My muse seems determined to novelise the movie.

A slight expansion of the Rebel incursion at Endor, and a minor correction or two.

Pure indulgence. I laughed when Scotty ALMOST succeeded in his plan in By Any Other Name. This tells what happened afterwards.

A longish one correcting a few minor editing errors and expanding a bit.

One I've been saving. The Sixteenth Doctor makes a philanthropic gesture. Slight crossover with the Discworld.

A daft one from a mention of something in a story I'll be publishing on Christmas Day. You may think my muse is off her trolley. At times, so do I. :)

Still the short story jag goes on. A retelling of Luke's rescue.

In Death Star, five people defected. This is their story.

Yet ANOTHER, VERY short one about the human cost of the first Death Star's destruction, which few people seem to think about.

Dear oh dear, she's at it again. A slight expansion of Rascals.

Oh dear, my muse still won't stop. This is set during AOTC.

Inspired by the post-credits scene and purely for fun. I may possibly novelise the movie.

ANOTHER expansion bit, about her trial.

My muse is having fun again! But I admit I couldn't stop laughing as I wrote the end. This details how Bashir's friends took the revelation of his being genetically enhanced.

Purely for fun again. I loved Han being slow on the uptake. Some added dialogue, some corrected.

ANOTHER short one, expanding on Obi-Wan explaining about Anakin/Vader.

Another short one expanding on Yoda lifting Luke's X-Wing

Here's me filling in details again. A purely indulgent one about Donna giving the 15th Doctor some advice.

This is one I felt I HAD to write. In The Entropy Effect Braithewaite was very unfair to Mandala Flynn; I thought Captain Hunter should've corrected him. Here, she does.

ANOTHER short one, inspired by my listening to the soundtrack UNIT. The Battle of ATMOS was SO satisfying, and deserved novelisation. So I did. Enjoy!

Another one for fun, covering the T'Plana-Hath detecting the Phoenix in flight.

She's at it again. A short one expanding on Vader allowing our heroes to escape.

There's no category for The Voyage Home or the movies per se. This tells Gillian's tale of her working in Starfleet and then helping the humpbacks to re-establish themselves.

My muse persists in her stubbornness. The title's self-explanatory.

Another short one, after the Emissary says "It's TOO SOON!"

Returning to DS9, when the Emissary finds B'hala, and Kira and the kai realise Opaka was right about him all along. I could *not* resist telling that story.

A very short tale of how a "handicapped" person came to work for UNIT.

A VERY short one, about Starbuck's informal briefing. Set during "Flight Of The Phoenix", before she's presented to President Roslin.

I surrender. Let my muse do as she will. This one covers the mission which set the wireless/no networks policy.

ANOTHER short one, about the troopers finding the homestead - and what they did to Luke's adoptive parents.

My muse is making me cheat again. A sort-of Doctor Who tale, dealing with the aftermath of Mutant 59: The Plastic Eater. Anne Kramer and Luke Gerrard discover the truth about where 59 came from, and how.

WHY won't my muse let me finish my fics? Anyway, this one deals with the deus ex machina of Boba Fett somehow knowing how Han and the others escaped, and how Vader knew to go to Bespin.

I wish my muse would be this creative with my other fics. This is a short one covering Rey's creation of her lightsabre.

Yet a THIRD story about that damn exhaust port, from the Imperials' POV.

ANOTHER one! The ex-Imperial Leia mentioned in my previous tale? My muse insists I relate her tale. So here it is.

You KNEW this was coming! This details how the Rebels found that fatal flaw in the Death Star.

ANOTHER short one! What is my muse's PROBLEM! A short tale set just after the first Death Star's destruction.

Non-canon, set just before ROTS. A Force user comes to the Temple...but BOTH sides are with him. What can he want with Master Yoda?

A short tale at the end, when Steve is returning the Stones to their proper places. It details why Bruce couldn't bring Tasha back.

It WAS standalone, but how to publish it? Answer: make it a Doctor Who tale. A sort-of alien refugee is stranded on Earth for 173 years. Then, contrary to his people's Prime Directive, he's found out...

Split into chapters. The Tenth Doctor visits 4217, an old companion, 2 old enemies...and something else. Why have 18,892 species passed through without mining or settling? Why do sensors act up in the Haunted Stars?

I STILL haven't finished my other fics, damn my fickle muse, but I've returned to this one. Xavier and Scott are alive, Rogue has NOT taken the cure...and Trask is free, building new Sentinels! There are new characters, and it's quite explicit (yes, there's some lezzie sex!).

My muse won't behave herself; she won't let me finish my current stories and keeps coming up with new ideas. Oh well. This is a short adaptation of part of S4 Ep 2, The Gift, exploring Kes' final message to Voyager and Seven of Nine's apparent change of heart.

Yet another short one, depicting Snape's return to Voldemort and what happened after Dumbledore's death.

Non-canon, as T'Sara returns and Data survives! The Enterprise receives a new First Officer - and a summons to an insignificant system to investigate alleged pirate activity. But they find much more than they bargained for - and Number One seems to have been there before...

VERY explicit, mainly Hermione-centric, with a slightly different title so I could post it. All our heroes return to Hogwarts, only to find someone who isn't what they seem wants to bring back You-Know-Who. Who is the impostor? Where did they come from? And what does a lesbian urophiliac Hufflepuff have to do with it?

Non-canon; ALL our heroes return to Hogwarts following the Battle. A student who isn't what she seems tries to use extreme measures to resurrect You-Know-Who - and the Ministry misses her. I do have the ending; I tend to write piecemeal and fill in the gaps. When I can, I will. This one is VERY explicit...I'm starting to wonder about myself. :)

The Tenth Doctor pays a visit to 4217, in the time of the Second Great And Bountiful Human Empire, and meets an old friend - and 2 old enemies. Why do 18,892 species call this region the Haunted Stars? Why has no-one settled there? (Got a rough answer; I'm waiting for inspiration, then I'll write it!) Some explicit language.

A short excerpt from the fic I'm working on, non-canon because Data survives. Couldn't resist posting this bit!

Yet another short one - in these episodic SF tales, there always seems to be a bit not adequately explained, and I feel the urge to do so. Hence these short fics. This is set while Captain Benjamin Sisko is consulting the Orb of Prophecy And Change. I couldn't resist paying tribute to the late great Vonda N. McIntyre and her creation of the superb The Entropy Effect. RIP, Vonda.

This is another short one, another just-for-the-hell-of-it story. But I thought Temiri should get his chance, and that Unkar Plutt should get his comeuppance.

A short story of Picard's debriefing following the events of First Contact, explaining how he was able to hear the Collective and know the Cube was vulnerable.