Stories by faithwood

An Issue of Consequence by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

The Invisible Man by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

The Punching Mistletoe by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.

Storm in a Teacup by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

At Your Service by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

A Serious Attachment by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Bollocks by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Touchstone by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Two years after their break up, Harry and Draco meet again under familiar circumstances: Draco is in danger, Harry saves him. SLASH. HPDM. Post-DH. EWE. Flangst.

Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

The Small Print by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Reliving Adventures by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Claiming by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

A vampire claims his mate. This story has no warnings. Let that be your warning. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT. Now with a sequel.

Intense Veela Encounters by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco has an intense veela encounter. Veela!Harry, Winged!Harry, Midair!sex. Well, otherwise, what are the wings for? HUMOUR. HPDM. SLASH. COMPLETE.

Harry and Draco's Affair: The Poetic Version by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

I'll tell you a story, believe every word;, It's quite unique, nothing like you've ever heard;, In case you believed that, shame on you; This rhymes, yes, but truthfully, it's nothing new. POEM. Wait, don't run! Try it. HPDM. SLASH. Um, cracktastic.

Taming Harry Potter, Or Think Before You Leap by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Auror Harry Potter acts like a complete slut and Draco intends to find out why. Fluff. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Two Twits and a Clever Lady by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry wants Draco, Draco wants Harry, and Pansy wants gold. All in all, this is not a bad situation. Hogwarts!fic, Humour, HPDM, SLASH, ONESHOT.

How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Gold Isn't Everything, But It Helps by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

After being disinherited, Draco thinks that Harry and he are quite poor, but he is in for a big surprise. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Courage by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. Flangst, Draco Malfoy's character study. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco's Not So Good Day by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry receives a peculiar present and an even more peculiar note. Silliness. Humour. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Of Thwarted Plans by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco had a plan. A very good, solid plan. Trust Potter to thwart him. Humour. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Fear Not for the Future, Weep Not for the Past by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry reflects on his last year at Hogwarts, frightened that the happiness he had found would be taken away from him. Romance, Flangst. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Topping Draco by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco must face the fact that Harry's little companions hate him. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Distracting Harry Potter by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kingsley tries to help Potter. And he succeeds. Sort of. Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

An Unforeseen Predicament by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco worries that due to his unforeseen predicament, Harry won't find him attractive anymore. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT. Humour.

Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

The Sad Ramifications of Being a Sparkly Vampire by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

As all vampires, Draco is afraid of sunlight. Parody. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot. Tongue-in-cheek Twilight references.

Harry Potter: The Cruel Bastard by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry is cruel and Draco has had enough. He will make Harry end this. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.

How to Make Harry Potter Purr by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

The True Veela Story by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Blind by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco struggles to find his place in the new world, but in order to succeed, he must open his eyes. Flangst. Slut!Draco? An attempt to do a character study of a slut!Draco? HPDM. SLASH.

Reap What You Sow by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry hunts his prey. Parody. Vampire!Harry. HPDM. SLASH.

Lean ar do chroí by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

After finding out that he is a veela, Draco Malfoy embarks on a journey of self-discovery. With the help of leprechauns, ghosts, old friends and enemies, will Draco find and follow his guide to his one true love at the end of the rainbow? Slash. HPDM.

Follow the Dragon by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Harry Potter has a secret admirer. Oh, who could it be? HPDM. Slash. Fluff. Hogwarts!fic. Oneshot.

Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Being Jessie Carmichael by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

No matter how awful it was being Jessie Carmichael, Draco was willing to suffer through the horror in order to get what he really wanted. The only problem was — he didn't know what he really wanted. Cute!Draco alert. Hogwarts!fic. FLUFF. EWE. SLASH DMHP

Losing Control, but Still Fighting by faithwood Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to a psychopath on the loose, Draco gets another chance to contemplate Harry Potter's Gryffindor nature, and concludes that Potter needs some saving as well. DMHP. SLASH. Oneshot.