Stories by DingusMacGoo

This picks up where How Many Vampires Does It Take to Screw In A Lightbulb?" Leaves off. Harry is now the god Emperor of Magical Britain, a father of three, one of which is unborn, and the center of an insane cast of characters that differs wildly from the source material! Too much more would be spoilers. Read the first two.

After witnessing the death of his oldest friend, an immortal Harry Potter turns to the stars in an attempt to find meaning in his life.

Our story takes place after Humanity narrowly avoids destroying itself and despite all odds manages to learn from its mistakes. Being a better, kinder species when they encounter another race in need they pull out all the stops to lend assistance.

In a galaxy full of small-minded xeno scum, one man, the legendary Charles Pressly, remains the only thing standing between humanity, and the chaos of an untamed galaxy.

Sequel to A Priest, A Wizard and a Vampire Walk Into a Bar. Months after the Battle of London, Harry and The Hellsing Organization are finally recovering from their losses, when find themselves pitted against a new enemy.

After Harry defeats Voldemort, something new appears to threaten both the Wizarding and Muggle worlds, and while working as a Hit Wizard for the Ministry Harry encounters both Iscariot and The Hellsing Organization, both also tasked with addressing the vampire meance.

On that fateful night, Harry's older brother Damien winds up in the hearafter after taking a killing curse meant for his baby brother. He is sent back to right the wrongs committed by Voldemort.

Journal entries from a human living after the fall of the citadel races. Most definitely not a happy ending. Really depressing. CW: Children dying.

Shepard calls in a favor from the dreaded pirate queen of Omega on date night with Liara.