Stories by NeonZangetsu

Heed my words. The best Huntsmen are patient. Not the strongest, or the fastest, nor even the smartest...the patient ones. Those willing to do whatever required to hunt down their quarry, be it Grimm or psychotic human; whether it takes weeks, months, or even years. No matter the cost. No matter the distance. No matter the means. We Kill Monsters. This is what we do. Narutoxharem.
It only takes one match to burn away the darkness. A single spark becomes an ember. An ember becomes a raging flame. Go ahead. Strike that match. Burn bright. Love hard. Laugh loudly. A wayward shinobi wakes to finds himself trapped in a world of perpetual night and sand. He's not dead. No. Surely not. He can't be...right? NarutoxHarem. A long-awaited return to Bleach, of sorts.
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. They'd be right. He's been asleep for twelve years. Twelve years of silence. Twelve years of nightmares. Twelve years of pain while they tormented him. No more. Not a day more. He's awake now, and he's coming for what's his. For his family. For his daughter. For vengeance. Based on the Atom Eve special and beyond. Narutoxharem.
Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim-dark future, there is only war. This is no place for the kind. The mercy you spout? It is weakness. Kill the boy, and let the man be born. A tormented shinobi finds himself stranded in an unforgiving realm with no path home. The only way out is through. LET THERE BE WAR. Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Have mercy!
Life was supposed to be simple. Do your best, be selfless, keep your promises, and hope for the rest. But life, like luck, has a mind of its own. Hello, there! Nice to meet you! Can you tell me where I am? A wayward shinobi wakes up in Heaven and starts asking questions. But this so-called "Paradise" isn't all it seems. He's in for the ride of his Afterlife. Narutoxharem.
Well! Would you look at that. Killed by my best friend. Seems he got me this time. I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere but for the life of me, I can't find it. Do tell me before I bleed out, will you? Reborn as an infant in another world, Uzumaki Naruto finds himself living a new life...one that just might kill him all over again. NarutoxCersei? Narutoxharem? Vote via review!
Some guys have all the luck...and some have none at all. Or do they? Torn from his world by a mother's dying wish, a wayward shinobi finds himself forced to take custody of an unlikely child. Alright, parenthood. I can do this. Surely it can't be that hard. What could possibly go wrong? Only everything! Narutoxharem. Request story. Vote for the pairing.
I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend; they think I am...unstable. They send me from planet to planet, committing atrocities is in their name, and as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I'm a victim of my own success. Conquest. I don't even get a real name...and so I made you. My son. Narutoxharem.
The only thing that could tear down the House of the Dragon...was itself. So it was once said. For only a dragon can hope to destroy another dragon. Yet what of a fox? What could a fox possibly do? What indeed? When a blond boy washes ashore upon the beaches of King's Landing, it all changes. For good or for ill, who can say...? NarutoxRhaenyra? Narutoxharem?
Some stories are never told. Some legends fade into the dark and are forgotten. Some die quietly. Others, loudly. And some...some are legendary. Plot bin! A mad series of drabbles, one-shots and mini-stories that never saw the light of day. There's a bit of everything here. Humor, romance, little bit of everything. Narutoxharem. Merry little tales meant to make you smile. Enjoy!
An exhausted man stumbles into Gerudo Town, half-dying of thirst, and asks for water. Sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, no? If only that were true. Naruto Uzumaki has come to call and Hyrule will never be the same. There's just one problem. He's early. Far too early. The Calamity hasn't come...yet. Request story. Humorous story. Breath of the Wild. NarutoxHarem. LinkxZelda.
Heed my words. Remember what you have learned. Not just strength and mastery, but weakness, folly, and failure as well. Failure most of all. For failure is the greatest teacher. Failure is how we grow. Tell me, how will you learn from yours, Naruto? A demon has been reborn in Westeros. Nothing will be forgotten. Nothing will be the same. Now it begins. Narutoxharem. NarutoxOlenna?
What is a monster? We use the term so often nowadays, in so many ways, it's long since lost any meaning. At their core, Monsters are that which evoke horror, and horror is the violation of that which is 'normal'. They are rejected by society, hated, abandoned. How could I hate a child for wanting to be more than 'normal? I refuse! Narutoxharem. Surprise pairing. Read and see!
Ranni cared not a jot for what he thought. He was just a foolish boy; someone who stumbled upon her tower by pure chance. He had nothing to offer her, she told herself. Surely he couldn't help her, much less save her. No. Nay. Never. She was well beyond any such hope. She was merely indulging her curiosity towards him. Nothing more. And yet he always smiled for her. NarutoxRanni.
Because that's what it comes down to in the end, doesn't it? Chance. Fortune. Luck of the draw. A friend in need. A grave mistake. A deadly deed. So what if you lose? Each failure is a stepping stone. Give up? You can't win? There's no way you can succeed? Says who? Follow your ambition! Learn and thrive and grow! Narutoxharem. Small pairing. Inspired by the Miracle of Sound song.
At that time...if someone had reached a hand out to me...if just one person had done something, anything...maybe things would have changed." And they did. wayward warrior flung from his world stumbles onto a lost child. The rest is history. He's not a Hero. Nor is he a Villain. Just a Shinobi. Formerly a oneshot. Narutoxharem? My first foray into My Hero Academia!
Dreams didn't make us kings. Dragons did. One dragon above all. The greatest of dragons. Balerion the Black Dread, they called him. He was a terror. He burned castles. Crushed armies. His shadow blotted out entire towns. And you say he lives? Preposterous. Reborn into a land of ice and fire, a boy befriends the oldest dragon of all. Let the dance begin. Narutoxharem. Request story.
Death changes a man. Hardens him. Sharpens him. Burns away weakness. All that remains is strength. Pride. Cunning. A new life. A new name. A new identity. He won't make the same mistakes twice. After all, suffering isn't enough. You can't just be strong, you have to be smart! You can't just be deserving, you have to be worthy! Is he? Let's find out. Narutoxharem. Fate elements.
Some say the Gods forsook Remnant. And in truth, they did. Long ago, they left their creations behind and departed to parts unknown, never to return. Yet, when a vengeful goddess catapults an unlikely team of shinobi through time, Remnant gains new gods. At least, they appear to be gods. Will they save the world? Destroy it? Rule it? Or perhaps...? Chaos abounds! NarutoxMaria?

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Hey. I am alive, if only just. Home, was snowed in with no power, just got it back, wanted to reassure everyone who was worried. That said, is everyone alright after that nasty weather? Its bad out there. Just checking in. Might not be able to update today. I’ll remove this notice soon.
Humanity has always been tested. Conflict and war are the foundation upon which we evolve. Each battle makes us stronger. Those who fall will be forgotten. Those who rise are remembered forever. Because that's what it comes down to in the end, doesn't it? Test after test. Ordeal after ordeal. Labor after labor. They push and push and PUSH! Well, no more! I OBJECT! Narutoxharem.
For thousands of years I lay dormant. That was the sacrifice I made to seal the ten tails away; to save the world. Had to be me. Someone else might've gotten it wrong. I didn't expect to wake up at all...let alone into a far flung future. Now what's all this about dust and Relics and Grimm! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Revived by popular demand! May be upgraded to M later.
Everyone Loves Cookies. Don't they? I certainly hope they do; because if they don't, then I opened this bloody bakery for nothing. Hmm. Maybe I should've tried my hand at a cafe instead. Too late now, I suppose. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets; from the hardiest hunter to the most vile of villains. What could possibly go wrong?
There's an old saying in Atlas. Don't mess with a Schnee. Ah, if only he'd been given that choice. Fate had other plans. Flung into uncharted territory, a wayward ninja finds himself on a new battlefield; one he's not at all prepared for. His decisions here might just make the world of Remnant a better place...or destroy what remains. Who can say? NarutoxWillow. NarutoxHarem?
I've found and fought my fair share of gods before. Never been a fan of 'em. They meddle and mangle everything. Who needs them? Its the strength of your spirit that matters, not them. I don't need any blessings, nor gods, or any of that. Go ahead. Shed no Grace on Me. I'll still fix this rotten world, one soul at a time. I'll save 'em all. Just you watch! Narutoxharem.
There are more stories in Faerun than stars in the night sky; more fables than a bard can ever hope to ply, tales to make you laugh and cry. Such is the way of fiction, I suppose. With each fresh retelling, these many myriad myths and strange sordid stories spiral into infamy until they're the talk of taverns everywhere. Hello there! Come on in! Welcome to Baldur's Bin.
Some tales are never told. Some stories never see the light of day. Others are told time and gain, only to be forgotten; both by people and the very world itself. These are those stories. Like shards of the Elden ring, so too are these shards of dreams that never came to be...or yet may be. Narutoxharem. Plot bin for all Elden Ring related tales, of a sort.
She wanted a better future. He couldn't remember his past. She sought adventure. He pursued peace. A chance encounter between two strangers alters the world of Remnant forever; for better or worse, who can say? Nothing will be the same. Everything will change. Nothing will be forgotten. Wait-they had HOW many kids? Nine? Naruto fathers the Arc family. Request. Jaune-centric story.

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Fate is a strange thing; destiny stranger still. Who can say where one's path might lead? Cast adrift from one world unto another, a wayward blond finds himself stranded in the wild land of Teyvat with no way home. A land of seven nations, seven elements, and seven gods. One of which just made him their successor...much to his chagrin! Narutoxharem. First Genshin Impact Story!
The say fire is a bad way to go. Burning alive, even moreso. A stroke of ill luck rips a plucky shinobi from one life and casts him into another, unlike any other. Reborn into a royal family where prestige and power mean everything, where dragons rule the sky and enemies assail one from all sides, he's left with but two choices in life. Rule or die. Long May He Reign. Narutoxharem.
You misunderstand me, my lord. I care not for the Hornsent, but I am no servant of the Golden Order. I owe no fealty to the Dragons. I reject the Formless Mother and her depravity. I forswear the Goddess of Rot. I will smother the Chaos and devour the Flame. In time, these hands of mine shall shatter the very Moon. I am the death of Gods. And now, I've come for you. Narutoxharem
The Schnee name is cursed. The sins of the father follow the daughter; taint her, tempt her, torment her. Winter realized that truth from an early age; she hated it; loathed the blackened blood flowing through her veins. And so she sought freedom instead, an escape from the onus of her family's sins. Careful what you wish for. NarutoxWinter. Narutoxharem? Vote for the pairing!
The Golden Sky is dying alongside the Golden Order; the era of the Scarlet Sky shall soon rise. When the new age comes, there will be prosperity under the moon. For our Lord, for our General, for He who cradles the stars. Long may he reign. Reincarnated as an unlikely demigod, a young blond makes his mark upon the world once more..in a rather unexpected fashion. Narutoxharem.
Even the most brilliant lights eventually flicker and die. The mighty grow old and weak. Memories fade into myth. I've seen it all before, time and time again. Take heed. There will be no victory in strength. Yet even so, you persist? Very well. Let the game begin, with Remnant as the prize. Show me this "sentiment" you speak of. Convince me...if you can. Narutoxharem.

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How does a man become a demon? Hatred? Medicine, perhaps? Maybe its just bad luck? Truth be told, I don't have an answer. But for me, there's only one true demon in this world. We've all seen its face. That's right. I'm talkin' about sadness. Sorrow. Misery. Ain't nobody gonna suffer on my watch. So raise your head. Be proud! Smile! From this moment on, we're family. Narutoxharem.
A human's driving force is their heart. Like a raging fire, their spirit, their will, transcends life and death. A heart isn't forged from glass. No. Its made of flame. That drive to exist, a will to persist despite all else...long may it burn. Reborn after death, a wayward shinobi finds himself cast into a perilous world brimming with demons...and he's not alone. NarutoxHarem.
Never been one for dreams, ya know? Life is meant to be lived, not imagined. Same go for nightmares. Ain't your imagination that ya gotta to worry about. Dreaming is easy. Reality? That's the hard part. And you say this a dream? Fine? I'm no hunter, but if its a hunter you need to fix this world...then lets hunt. I'll save as many as I can. Let the Hunt begin. Narutoxharem.
Long had Placidusax slumbered. None could reach him. None could disturb him. His solitude was eternal. Everlasting, while he awaited the return of his God. Until that blessed day came, he had no reason to roar, no reason to rise, no reason to rage-until his God sent him a gift. A young boy. A champion. An heir. Now begins the Age of Dragons. Narutoxharem. Set during the Shattering.
A man once told me to always keep my foes confused. Distracted. Baffled. Wise words. Wicked words. Words I took to heart. My family found me in the snow, they said. Chances are I'll die there when my time comes. But not yet. Who am I, you ask? I am A Fox Amongst Wolves, and those that seek to harm the Starks will taste my fangs. Smart!Naruto! Pairing undecided! Vote, please!
For thousands of years I lay dormant, slumbering beneath the ice. I paid my dues. I played my part. I fought. I lost. Now I rest. That was their promise to me. They lied. Now I'm awake again, trapped in a world I don't even recognize. This can't be real. This is a dream, right? Right! Because if it ain't? Then I'm far from home. Request Story. NarutoxPenny? Narutoxharem? Vote!
You poor unfortunate soul. You've led a rough life, haven't you? A war fought for naught, friends lost, allies fallen and for what? To become a sacrifice upon the altar of another man's ambition? A mere footnote in history? Forgotten? I will not allow it. Open your eyes, forsaken child of Light. Arise in my name. For I am now thou. And thou art I. You are my Hunter. Narutoxharem.
Its easy to die. Surviving...that's the hard part. Or in my case, living. Unable to die. Unwilling to live. My reality was broken. So, I decided to fix it. To make a new one. It was supposed to be a game. An escape. I never expected it to become my new reality. But now that I'm here, I want to stay. I want to protect it. Them. This world is MINE! Narutoxharem.
A young princess Rhaenys sneaks into the Dragonpit, seeking to claim a dragon for herself and with it, glory. It should've been simple. Alas, life seldom is. In the blink of an eye, a sudden twist of fate throws her life down a different path. But for better, or for worse? Who can say? For like the Red Queen Meleys herself, she shall soon rise. NarutoxRhaenys. Narutoxharem?
One good deed does not wash out the bad, nor the bad, the good. A night of foolish passion comes back to haunt Stannis Baratheon in the form of a son. A boy who will change everything. For he is the Son of the Stag, and he will carry the world on his back or trample it under his feet. Westeros!Naruto. NarutoxDaenerys? NarutoxMargaery? NarutoxArianne? Vote! Season 2 Spoilers.
Anybody get the number of that book? No? Alright, I'll bite. Who brought me here? What's that? Save your world? Me? I just finished saving mine! A baffled blond find himself summoned by a Queen to a world on the brink; into a realm of sorcery and status, to a kingdom that just might hate his guts. There's a catch, of course. The Waves begin in a week. Time to grind. Narutoxharem.
Promises have power. Oaths hold meaning. Vows bind us to our word. I should know; I've made more than a few in my heyday. Yet I always keep my promises. No matter what. Its who I am. Its what I do. It's why I live. I'm a man of my word. Even after all these years, I still remember that first, fateful promise. What can I say? At the end of the day, I'm A Loyal Son. Narutoxharem.
Isn't it remarkable, that one can have all the power in the galaxy, and yet the Choice of a single world-weary Jedi can sway the lives of millions. All this, because he happened to be in the right place, at the right time. Will his Choice usher in a new era of peace and order to the galaxy? Or destroy it? Well. Only the Force can tell. Inspired by Tales of the Jedi. Narutoxharem.

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Sorry, I can't update today. Sick. Details within.
One should not mess about with the arcane. Magic is a powerful force, after all. Many are its tales, many are its stories. Some are forged in infamy, while others never see the light of day. And some...some become something more. An assorted series of oneshots and drabbles that never quite became stories...and yet just might. Narutoxharem. Plot bin. First Fragment, NarutoxSevika.
Revolution isn't for the sane. Everybody knows that. Just look at me! Unloved, hunted, cursed. I can crush armies, take hits, blast Star Destroyers out of orbit, but even I can't fight the Empire alone. I'll probably be dead before the Republic returns and yet here I stand. You wanna know what I am? I'll tell ya. I'm the fuel. Let it Run Wild. FIGHT! Linked to Andor. Narutoxharem.
Life's not fair. I've known that truth my entire life. While some are born to live, others exist solely to die. We all fear death...and the dread of that death makes us do terrible things. So we fight, kill, plunder, all in the name of survival-and for what? Why fight? Lets be friends! I can't Befriend Bosses? Who decided that! Just watch me! Narutoxharem. Rewrite of Not My Soul.
One does not simply walk into Mordor...unless one falls out of the sky. Well! That's not walking then, is it? More like landing. A lone shinobi accidentally strands himself in Middle Earth through no fault but his own and "accidentally" forges an army. One misunderstanding leads to another, and so begins the Misadventures in Mordor. Humor-driven story. No real pairing to speak of.
Monsters are dangerous. Monsters know neither guilt nor remorse. Monsters care only for their own. What's that? This is wrong? I shouldn't be this way? Well! Who's to blame for that, then? You know. Oh, yes. You...know. A broken boy lands in Zaun, meets a crazed girl, and starts a revolution. This is what could have been. NarutoxArcane. NarutoxJinx. Single pairing!
"Impossible." Such a silly word. You can't do that, they say! Its not possible! Everything seems impossible...at first. Fine. Just sit back and watch me save this world. An unlikely outcast finds himself saddled with a peculiar ability; one that challenges the very reality of Remnant. All is not as it seems. Narutoxharem. Revived by popular demand! May be upgraded to M later.
The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never, ever, comes from your enemies. No, it comes from your friends. Those you trust. That makes it all the more painful. Revenge? Now that's a different dish, best served cold. And to think, all this began with a cruel prank on a snowy night. 'O, Death. Won't you spare me over 'Til Another Year...? NarutoxHannah. Possible Narutoxharem.
Death is the ultimate end for all living beings. We live, we prosper, we die. Such is the cycle of life...or so it should be. But sometimes death is not the end. Some of us, be it through choice or a curse, carry burdens that transcend the cycle itself. Some of us are just too stubborn to die. Some...have to learn their lesson the hard way. Narutoxharem? NarutoxCinder? Spoilers!
It really does, doesn't it? Chews you up and spits ya out. That's what love does to your heart. It takes you and breaks you, corrupts you, has you making all sorts of reckless decisions. All in the name of love. Its almost sad really, just how far we'll go to feel loved. Yup, love definitely bites. As do these girls. Fortunately, I bite harder. Narutoxharem. Resident Evil Village.

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A rather curious cat stumbles upon a wayward whiskered warrior with one arm. A bargain is struck between them. Sounds like the beginning of a grand adventure, no? You'd be right. It certainly was. But what kind of adventure was it, you ask? How did it end? In disaster or divinity? Sadness or joy? I suppose that depends on who you ask. After all, we're all mad here! Narutoxharem.
I get where you're coming from. Really. I do. If any of my loved ones got hurt, I'd be furious, too. But sometimes the only way to face your fears is to run right up to the edge...and then leap over it. Best way to live. A wayward blond lands in Night City and makes it his mission to burn Arasaka down. Set during Cyberpunk: Edgerunners and possibly beyond. Narutoxharem. DavidxLucy.
Do you fear Death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I do. I'm terrified of it. Makes m'soul quiver, ya know? So yes, I'm afraid of Death-but Death fears me, too. Y'see, the Reaper doesn't want to tangle with me just yet. So we made a deal, he and I. A bargain. An accord. Sure-make me the Runt of the Litter. I'll still win. Narutoxharem.
Home isn't always the house we live in. It's also the people and things we choose to surround ourselves with. I chose to stay hidden, to surround myself with knowledge in the hopes that it could get me home. I chose restraint; because I was afraid of breaking this world, its people, everything. Where did that get me? Nowhere. Time for a change. Narutoxharem.
Why is that? Do we have to fight? I can be such a good friend! Well? Whaddya say? Lets be friends! Well? Whaddya say? No? Aww. Why not? A broken ninja finds himself dropped into a city roiling with conflict; a powder keg ready to explode at the slightest spark. Time to rise. NarutoxArcane. NarutoxJinx? Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. My first League of Legends story. Have mercy!
This is a bit of a pickle. No idea where I am? Check. An almighty migraine? Check! Surrounded by dead bodies? Check-waitaminute! Where did those come from? Why are my hands covered in blood? What did I do? Why can't I remember? Chaos has come to Baldur's Gate, and it brought a friend. He'll face it. Whatever comes his way. NarutoxKarlach? Narutoxharem? Vote away!
The Fire fades. The Dark rises, until Fire flourishes once more. On and on it goes, an endless cycle without purpose, without hope, without end. But I present to you a query; what would happen should a foreign cinder enter this great game of Fire and Dark? Sometimes a single golden spark carried on the wind is all it takes to set the stage for something...new. Narutoxharem.

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Sorry, can’t update today. My stomach has been seizing in on itself, cramping horribly at random intervals. No idea why, out of the blue it started. It got so bad that I couldn't sleep at all last night and while it is mildly better today, it's still very painful; if it persists, I'm headed to the hospital. Sorry…

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Apologies, I cannot update today, and wasn’t able to yesterday, there’s been a family emergency! Typing this from my phone. Details within. Sorry. Will update tomorrow.
I've always been a bit of a glutton. Aren't we all, though? We all want something in life. We crave. We need. It's human nature. The threshold of desire is to seek that which we don't have. Me? I want it all. A victory. A perfect ending. A world where my comrades get to live. I'll kill for that wish...and I'll do it with a smile. NarutoxMedusa. Narutoxharem? Heavens Feel Route.

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Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? You decide !
Funny thing about shadow clones. They're useful, incredibly so, but you ever wonder how useful? They share memories, emotions, even their very thoughts with their creator when they dispel. But that's just scratching the surface. In truth, it goes much further than that. Utilize them properly and the world is your oyster...or you might go mad. I call it...MultiTasking. Narutoxharem.
It is the duty of the Strong to guide the weak. To destroy the wicked. To stand tall where others may fall. Its a bit cliche to say, I know. Still, those words give me purpose. Y'see, I've become Strong in this strange second life of mine. So, I've decided. I'm gonna protect them. All of 'em. Every last one. I swear Upon My Name. Narutoxharem. Set in the early Golden Order era.

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We all descend from divinity at some point if you go back far enough. You, me, everyone. But this! You're kidding me, right? Of all the gifts to be given, of all the blessings to be reborn with, God gave me these eyes! No! This is OP! Its literally a cheat skill! I don't want it! Take it away! What? You won't? Guess we're Running in Blind. Narutoxharem. Gojoxharem. Request Story.
Eternity is cold. Eternity is unfeeling. Eternity has no need of sentiment...or so it was, until he sought an audience with her. A man out of time, a traveler from another world, a warrior seeking a way home. A kindred spirit, one who refused to let her languish in sorrow. Two lonely souls meet and Teyvat will never be the same. NarutoxEi. NarutoxRaiden Shogun. Narutoxharem?
One does not simply refuse a Goddess, much less Selune herself. Plucked from the jaws of defeat and stranded in a strange new world, a wayward blond finds himself cast into a conspiracy that threatens the very heart of Faerun. With powerful allies at his side, he just might survive. Sounds easy, right? Come one, come all, Answer the Call! Narutoxharem. Written in a fit of madness.
On the whim of a King, hearts can roar. For a King's whim, a boy may become something more. With the whim of a King, the boy shall discover bonds he's never known before. At the whim of a King, the world will tremble forevermore. All on a king's whim. Older!Naruto. Narutoxharem. Warning! Includes many Servants and all sorts of shenanigans! Have mercy!
He'd lived a good life. A long one. A happy one. The war was won. He saved his friend. Triumphed over darkness. Was hailed as a hero. He became Hokage. He expected that to be the end of it, to die in his sleep and pass on. Fate had other plans. In the end, he's a Most Unlikely Berserker. Fate Apocrypha! Inspired by RedhathackerSin's story "Lucid Berserker"! Narutoxharem!
Uzumaki Naruto has been known for several things in his young life. Heroism. Bravery. Strength. And last, but certainly not least...attracting buxom young women to his bed. So, when he finds himself mysteriously catapaulted thousands of years into the future, you'd think he'd be able to adapt rather readily, no? There's just one problem...HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH! Narutoxharem!
It was just a book, they told her. A harmless novel, they said. Something to read on a rainy day. But magic is a whimsical thing. Magic has a will of its own. When a strange twist of fate brings two unlikely outcasts together, the destiny of two worlds will be forever altered. For better or worse, who can say? Oh, who am I kidding? We're all doomed! NarutoxBlake. Requested story.
The gods love to play their little games, don't they? They're cruel. Arrogant. Mad puppeteers, leaving their pawns to twist and turn on strings. What a sick joke. But there are no strings on me, no sirree! A startled shinobi finds himself dragged to a new world against his will. Naturally, he rebels. Help the gods? Nah. Save the world? Nope. Got a kid to raise! Narutoxharem?
They smashed in my head, wrapped me in a red cloak, and left me for dead with my family. Hardly the way I expected my second life to go, you know? I wanted to live a normal one this time around. They ruined that for me. But, I lived. I survived. I thrived-and now I've come for what's mine. NarutoxDaenerys. Request story. Made to fix the disaster of Season 8. Upgraded to M later.
To live as a jujutsu sorcerer is to walk hand in hand with regret. To what end? We strive, we struggle and we suffer-for what? Sadness and sorrow? An early grave? Wrong! Tell me, what makes us obligated to meet such perfection or such absurd demands? Forget what those old geezers think! Prove them wrong! Don't give up! Smile! Stand! Surpass Your Limits! Save them all! Narutoxharem.
I find the very idea of immortality absurd. Why fight, then? Everyone's always asking me that question. And now it seems you are, too. Is it for hatred? Revenge? No! Is there any man alive who needs a reason to protect his very own children? Or his grandchildren? I think not. For their sake, I'll gladly become Death itself. Request story. Narutoxharem. Last Wish references.

No Update Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Site is still broken and now our profiles are resetting to three days ago! Details within.

Site is Broken by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The site is broken again! We cannot access our message inboxes or manage stories, which means we cannot update anything! Yet for some reason, we are able to post new stories. I cannot update any existing stories until this is resolved, the site literally will not let me. Let the admins know and hopefully we’ll get this fixed. Until then, I rest.

CANNOT UPDATE PROPERLY by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The site has gone haywire anew! For some reason, we cannot access the private messages or manage stories option here, or on the app; meaning we can’t reliably update, existing stories, yet I was somehow able to post THIS as a new story. No idea what’s going on. Tell the admins and let’s get this fixed soon hopefully. Have a good weekend….

Fanfiction Breaking Again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Here we go again! As of this morning, the Fanfiction App is DOWN. Now we're having host errors. Website and mobile versions still work for now, but they're getting worse by the hour. Let the fine folks of the site know via fiction press twitter and the support email, and hopefully we can get this fixed soon. Might not be able to reliably update until then. Sorry...
They say crime never pays. Really, sweetheart? Who says that? Crime always pays. Be it in Blood or Coin or Dust, crime ALWAYS pays. It pays even better when you have someone to watch your back. Or better yet, a partner. A young Roman Torcwhick strikes a bargain with a wayward ninja and Remnant will never be the same. NarutoxNeo? Narutoxharem? May be upgraded to M for...reasons.
Kali always enjoyed her novels. Perhaps a little too much. Many called her a fool for it, said she was detached from reality, living vicariously through her books. When a stranger falls from the sky...well its only natural that she think it a dream. It has to be. Because if it isn't-no. He can't be real...can he? NarutoxKali? Narutoxharem? Humorous story. Chaos abounds!
An collection of fragments gathered together; adventures and accidents that might be, could be, or have yet to be. Servants that have yet to be born or will be born, destined for great things. Shards lost somewhere in the abyss between the Throne, the Moon, or the Grail. Yet they were Unlikely indeed, if only for their infamy. These are their stories. Narutoxharem? Vote via review!
Queen Marika ruled with pride. All bowed before her. The Lands Between were hers. Men wanted to be with her. Women wanted to BE her. Any who dared defy were cursed or put to the sword. Such was the way of things. She had no equal. Nay. None. Until she met him; the one man who dared dismiss her. How could such a being exist? Who is he? What does he want? NarutoxMarika. Narutoxharem?
They say mortals and yaoguais walk different paths. But after seeing him, I understood. Those who fear yaoguais are fouler than what they fear, yes. That much is true. Yet those who love them despite that...well. They're something else entirely. For a kindness is still a kindness, By Any Other Name. Narutoxharem. Black Myth Wukong.

I’m Sorry by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Apologies if this frightens anyone, but something is very wrong with me. I’m very sick at the moment, and an update today might not be possible. Details within. Sorry…
Death has a funny way of changing your outlook on life, ya know? Reincarnation even moreso. Born anew as the third son of three, with a big brother, a big sister, and no expectations whatsoever? As far as I'm concerned, the world is mine, this second life, a vacation. Can pranking be considered blasphemy? Nah. Don't think so. Prank away! Lets have some fun! Narutoxharem.
In order to obtain something, you must give up something of equal value. A life for a life. Passion for love. Humanity for power. Tell me, why do we have to choose? It isn't right. People shouldn't be forced to pick between one thing or another! I'll tell you right now, if I'm reborn, I want it all! A merry shinobi reincarnates in Remnant. Nothing will be the same. Narutoxharem.
Site issues are getting worse by the day, it seems. This is just a quick PSA to get around said issues; updated as things change. I'll be deleting it once the problem is fixed. Details within.
I didn't ask to die in the first place; let alone wake up as a Demigod. Fine. I'll do it right this time. The world's my oyster; I'll live this second life to the fullest. I'll show 'em all. What's that? Assassins? Dragons? Gods? Why should I fear any of those? Sounds like a proper challenge to me. Bring it on. I can't wait to see what comes next. NarutoxLansseax? Narutoxharem.
Mortals. Humans. Faunus. Like little children: always fighting, making a mess out of Remnant. Then I'm left to clean it up. But just as there is a monster inside all of us, so too, can there be faith. Love. Happiness. Even the most vile souls can become heroes given a chance. How? The solution is simple. Gotta Adopt 'em All. Yup. ALL of them. Narutoxharem? Possibly no pairing.
What manner of madman walks into the Haligtree half-naked? What sort of fool could possibly stand up to, let alone love a rotten woman such as she? In the end, she made her choice, for better worse. She would follow him. Over Fallen Leaves and beyond. Let the dawn of a new Age begin. NarutoxMalenia. Narutoxharem? Inspired by Miracle of Sound's new song. Final Elden Ring Request.
We are all born equal. Heaven does not create one person above or below another. But while we're equal at birth, things soon begin to change. Appearance. Effort. Personality. It adds up. We begin to judge those around us. Envy them. Hate. In the end, the Greater Will ain't the problem. Its people. If this rotten world won't change...I'll make it. One way, or another. Narutoxharem.

No Update Today: Sick by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Unfortunately, there'll be no update today. I'm fairly certain I have bronchitis or pneumonia at this point. No energy, constantly coughing, the works. Details within. I’ll remove this shortly, just wanted to get the word out. Sorry…
This Lands Between are Rotten. Broken. Twisted, to their very core. Mired in torment and anguish. Everywhere I turn, I find despair. Misery. Slaughter. All in the name of Order. I see no order here. Only chaos. No more. Everything this "Golden Order" has ever built will fall. And from its ashes, we will build something better. Together we will take this world. NarutoxMilicent.
A child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. Such is her intent. Cast out into the badlands by her family for a curse beyond her control, a forsaken girl makes a Scarlet Vow and swears herself to vengeance. Paired with an unlikely ally cursed just as she, an unlikely uprising begins. Narutoxharem? References to God of War and TFS. I own nothing!
Life is an explosion. I once heard a madman say that.Oddly enough, those words stuck with me. Maybe he was onto something. Life is short and sharp and sweet, just like an explosion. Live life, make your mark, enjoy it while you can. But what happens when a man lives longer than he should? Why, he opens a dust shop! Oughta be fun. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies! Narutoxharem.
Even a goddess has her humble beginnings. Before the seduction, and the betrayal. Before the affair from which Gold arose. Before shadow was born, and the war unseen. Before all of these things...she was but a mortal. A simple shaman residing in a cozy village, a young girl who fought against fate and found a friend. Such is the Kindness of Gold. NarutoxMarika? Narutoxharem?
No one is immune from failure. All have tasted the bitterness of defeat and disappointment. A warrior must not dwell on that failure, but must learn from it, adapt, and continue on. I certainly did. I claimed this power for their sake. Now I'm gonna use it. Time to change the world. Narutoxharem. Massive harem. Possible M rating down the line. Inspired by Maidenless No Longer.
Isn't it remarkable, how one can be so weak, so powerless, and yet, a kind word from a stranger lifts our spirits? Three little words. They changed her world forever. If she was a spirit tuner, then he was most assuredly One With Spirits. The dead shall rise. The Golden Order will tremble. And the Lands Between will never be the same. NarutoxRoderika? Narutoxharem? Request story.
War never changes. Be it in shape or form, it always comes about, one way or another. We live, we fight, we die. Such is the nature of war. Sometimes it starts small; at others it hits without warning. But one thing remains certain. Sooner or later, there's Blood Upon the Snow. Narutoxharem. Inspired by the song. Once a plot bin, now a proper story! Now rated M for future scenes.
Mother. Now that I think about it, her death set everything into motion. Her last wish was that we bring her ashes to the highest peak in all of the realms. It should've been a simple task for the three of us. Gather her ashes, reach the peak. Little did we know the journey she'd set us on, the path we'd take, or the world we'd bring crashing down. NarutoxFreya? Paring undecided.
We're not about to let a little thing like death put us down, are we, Sasuke? No? That's what I thought. We'll come back even stronger. You'll see! I'm still here. No! WE are still here! Two powerful souls reincarnate into Remnant with their memories and power intact. Nothing will be forgotten. Everything will be remembered. And the world will tremble. Narutoxharem. Sasukexharem.

Sick by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I may not be able to update today or tomorrow, I am very sick with a fever and a horrible cough; doctor says there’s nothing I can do but ride it out. If I can swing an update, I will try. Apologies… I’ll remove this note shortly….
I didn't ask to be stranded in a videogame, you know. None of this was planned. I had hopes, I had dreams, I had plans. Kaguya changed that in a final act of defiance. Now here I am, trapped in this waking nightmare. But since I'm stuck here...might as well do what I do best. Yup! That's right! Time for a Hard Reset! NarutoxMiside. Narutoxharem. Based on the Miside game!
Most people don't try to die. We all do our best to live most of the time, don't we? Its human nature; that inherent need to avoid danger. Me? I took an attack I knew I had no business surviving. I threw my life away for a girl who never loved me...and in doing so, received a second chance. No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. So let's try again! NarutoxDelta. Narutoxharem? Request story.
It was a chance encounter. Despite what some may say, Makima never meant to meet him. Such was never her intent. Had she been made aware of his silver tongue prior, she would've run. But she didn't. Hindsight is as they say, twenty-twenty. Looking back, she underestimated him. More fool she-their world will never be the same. NarutoxMakima? Narutoxharem? Inspired by Death Battle!
Well, I died. That's unfortunate. But I still won! Everyone's safe. Kaguya's gone. That's gotta count for something. Bit of a shame though, ya know? In the end, I didn't get to do what I wanted. Didn't fulfill my dream either. And here I wanted a big family. What's that? A deal? What kinda deal? Sure, why not. Let Them Rot. Naruto reborn as Malenia. Humorous story. Narutoxharem.

Site Glitches: Fire by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Darn site problems made me post it like this. App is now going down, with the login area glitching out as well due to the fires. Could barely post this. Details within. This...may take some time to fix.

Site Glitches: Taking a Break by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? The site has gone nuts again, even moreso than before. New chapters, emails, and reviews are no longer visible; I’m uncertain if anyone will even see this notice. Details within. I’m sorry…

Site Issues: Glitching Out by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sorry about this, I’ll remove this shortly, just trying to get the word out. The site is acting up again, details and solutions within. Have a great day!
They say life is a wonderful thing...and yet they also say nothing lasts forever. We all rot, eventually. Fall apart. Forget. Decay. Who decided that? I won't let that happen here. I'll save her. No matter what it takes. Even if it costs me my soul. I won't be forgotten. Nothing will be forgotten. Forget Me Not. NarutoxMalenia? Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Be sure to vote!

Massive Site Outage by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? I hope so. Alas, the site is messed up again. Might not be able to update today because of it. Details within. Sorry. Perhaps its time to take a break until all this is fixed...
Armies march on their stomachs. Can the same not be said of Huntsmen and Huntresses? Everyone needs to eat eventually. What better way to win people over than with a piping hot meal? What? You can't solve problems with food? Who decided that? I decide such things! Come all ye hungry masses! We're open for business! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. Offshoot of Everybody Loves Cookies!

Cannot Update Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I'm sorry, but I won't be able to update today, none of my chapters are ready, and life's been a bit rough. I'm not going to have a day off for the next week, possibly two, now. Details within. I should have something for you all by tomorrow.
She's poison, they said. Can't be saved, they said. She's vile. Wicked. Evil. Monstrous. A Kiss of Death. I disagree. Where you see a monster, I see a lonely young woman, forsaken by everyone around her. Condemn me if you want. I'll still save her. Curse me if you must. I WILL save her! Even if it means the end of me! NarutoxSalem. Narutoxharem? Reposted due to site glitches.

Important Notice for Future Updates by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Important details within. My apologies for the inconvenience…
There is nothing so sacred in this world, nor so fragile, as a promise. But what happens when we ignore our promises, hmm? When we don't keep our word? When we forsake our oaths? When we break our vows? The answer is simple. This happens. My promise Can't Be Erased. I said I would win, so I will. Keep moving forward! Even if you die! Even after you die! Request story. Narutoxharem.

Can Anyone See This? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hopefully this is visible. The site appears to be having problems again. Details within…

503 Errors by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? The site has gone amok. We appear to be having 503 errors again, despite the issue having been fixed a few hours ago. I'm not quite sure what's causing this, but I am going to TRY and update momentarily. Details within.

Cannot Update Properly Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I’m sorry, but I cannot update today. The site has gone crazy crazy. Details within, posting this from the app; I’ll try to update something as a test if I can!

IMPORTANT UPDATE NOTICE by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Important info within, please read. I cannot update properly today. Sorry!
Heroes help people. They don't do it for fame. They don't do it for love. They don't do it for the bloody sponsorship deals. A hero is just that. An ideal. Nothing more. Nothing less. Vought, was it? My patience is waning. Is this entertaining? No? Whyever not? You started this fiasco. I'll be the one to end it. Request story. Narutoxharem. May be upgraded to M later.

STORM by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sorry probably won't be able to update today, tornados and terrible storms threw off my day while visiting family. It's insane over here. Details within.

Site Issues: Breaking Down by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Site is acting up. Use the app. Details within. I'm sorry, I don't think I can handle this much longer…

Site Errors: Enough by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Enough is enough. Use the App. Site is messed up. Still no notifications, but now, folks are unable to click on their reviews for their latest stories OR review new stories and updates. It's been going on for awhile now and getting worse. Let the admins know through fiction press and the usual means. Until it is fixed, I rest…

Site Errors Again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Site has gone crazy again! Crazier than usual, even! New stories and new chapters keep randomly disappearing, and reappearing sometime later! And that’s both on the normal site, and in the app! Details within!
Funny thing about curses. Some see them as a blessing. If this is mine, might as well embrace it. Not like I have much choice in the matter. A wayward shinobi wakes up in Forever Fall with a mysterious voice in his head. Nothing to worry about, surely. Everything's fiiiiiine. What could possibly go wrong? Only everything! Narutoxharem. Request story! Humorous story! Chaos abounds!

Massive Site Failure: Use the App! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

USE THE APP as the site is officially down completely and updates are not appearing. Nothing on the website, or the mobile site can be accessed. I cannot update. I'm sorry. It might be time to step away for a bit…

Notice by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Important info, please read within…

Can't Update Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can't update today, I'm not feeling well, Foxfire isn't ready either -long chapter!- among...other problems. Things have been chaotic lately. In short life intervened, I need to take care of my sister and anything I write in my current state would be rushed tripe. You all deserve better, and I'm falling apart. Sorry, you all deserve better. I'll update Foxfire tomorrow. Sorry...

Unable to Update by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can't reliably post anything at the moment or tomorrow, power is out due to terrible weather. Using my battery backup to post even this and using lanterns to see by, but they're not gonna last long. And since its the bloody weekend, its going to take the power company forever to fix most likely. I don't hold to much hope on that front. I'll keep you posted. I'm sorry guys...

ALL NOTIFICATIONS ARE DOWN AGAIN by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Here we go again! My email notifications are down! Can anyone see this? I can't see anything. Sorry to trouble you all, this is written from the app. It seems the site has gone down again in regards to the login area, emails, notifications, reviews, not appearing on the site, as this evening, we are not getting notifications at all again on the site or the app. Cannot update atm.

No Update Today Redux by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I cannot update properly today. Situation has gone from bad to worse. Details within.

Update Problems Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Might not be able to update today. Having a bit of a crisis, sorry, more info within.

No Update Surgery Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Writing this from the app, sorry: Apologies but I won't be able to update today. Work got to be too much and life reared its ugly head once more. Details within.

No Update Today by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Apologies, but I can't update anything today. For those not in the know, my aunt's funeral was held just the other day, and I'm in mourning. Writing and drinking keep the grief away, more the latter than the former, and I'm a hot mess right now. Anything I write in this state would be horrid, and you all deserve better. Apologies. Will update Tuesday and Thursday hopefully.

Email Errors Anyone? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Moreover, is anyone else wake up to this weird message on their profile? Email Delivery Problem Report: We have recently logged an email delivery problem to your inbox. As result, we have DISABLED all alert features for your account. Once you have resolved your email issues, you can re-enable alert features here. And yet the message persists! Details within!
Death is not the end. Keep moving forward. Even if you die! Even after you die! If you lose, nothing will change! So advance! Cast aside all doubt, fear, and regrets weighing you down! It doesn't matter if you live as hero or a villain! Just live! Survive! Show them who you are! A shinobi is reborn in Remnant...with red eyes. Narutoxharem. Inspired by Coeur's lovely "Raise" story.

Site is Glitched by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Posting this from the app, the site appears broken again. notifications aren't going through, and a new chapter don't seem to be appearing once again. Details within.
Whoever put a tadpole in my eye is gonna die. No ifs ands or buts about it. Who even does that? Its so uncivilized! Really! I may have been weakened a bit, but a ninja is more than mere chakra. So much more. As this world's about to learn. As for the monsters that did this to me? I'm gonna Put Some Dirt in Your Eye. See how they like it! Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Request!

Emergency by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

My apologies, I hope this is visible for you all. Had something of a family emergency over here, so I have to run out; as such there won't be an update today. Between that, my sick sister, and the site notifications breaking down yet again, its just not possible. Anything I forced out now would be terribly rushed. You all deserve better than a rushed story. Will update Friday!

Notifications are Bugged by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? The site appears to be broken again in regards to email notifications, chapters, private messages, and like. Details within.

Chapters Not Appearing by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? The site appears to have gone bonkers overnight, even moreso than before. New chapters aren't appearing for lot of us, nor are new story links working, so on and so forth. I may not be able to update today as a result. I'll try to force some things through, but I can't make any promises. Use the fiction press twitter and email to let the admins know.

Site is down by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? The site appears to be suffering from a DNS issue, not sure if there will be an update today, the site ate the last two out of four I posted. Not sure if this will even go through

RWBY Shut Down by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I regret to inform you all that, as of yesterday, Roosterteeth has been liquidated by Warner Brothers. RWBY as a franchise might be dead for good now; we may never get that volume 10. This is doubtless going to affect a lot of RWBY writers like Coeur and myself, to the other big names on this site. More details with in.

Site Crashing Redux by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Yes, this is one of those, apologies. The site is broken once more. Chapters aren't going through, reviews aren't posting, new stories finger appear and the like. Cant update properly until this is fixed, sorry
Never make a deal with a devil, and if you do, ALWAYS read the fine print. After all, what's worse than the devil you don't know? The devil you do. Ripped from the jaws of untimely death and faced with an impossible choice, a blond shinobi takes Faerun by storm. His decisions will shake the Sword Coast. NarutoxMinthara. Inspired by Aviators. Reposted due to errors and glitches

Reposting a Story Soon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Apologies for this. We took down Make Your Move because it was essentially a hot mess and felt rushed. We will be reposting it with a much longer version shortly. Hope to hear from you all soon.

Make Your Move by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Never make a deal with a devil, and if you do, ALWAYS read the fine print. After all, what's worse than the devil you don't know? The devil you do. Ripped from the jaws of untimely death and faced with an impossible choice, a familiar blond takes Faerun by storm. His choices will shake the Sword Coast. Make your Move. Narutoxharem. Vote for true pairing. Possibly NarutoxMinthara.
When I was mortal, someone taught me a prayer. It was such a small thing at the time, but I remember it even now, after all these eons. It went like this: Accept the things you cannot change, have the courage to change the things you can, and the wisdom to know the difference. After all, a god's goal is to guide their children. Nobody said it would be so hard! What's a god to do?
In the end, I couldn't save anyone. Not even one person. Nobody. Kaguya killed them all. Ironic, isn't it? I said I would protect everyone, didn't I? And yet I failed. I lost. Please, If there's an actual god out there...let me make a difference somehow. I want to save someone. Anyone. I'm begging ya, here. Just One Person. Narutoxharem. AU. True pairing undecided. Vote away!

Dance on Your Graves by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one. Gojo likes sayin' that. I disagree. Honored? Why should I care about that? Respect gets ya killed. Take it from someone who knows. I've died before. I'll die dozens of times yet. Death never changes; it doesn't stick. Am I human? A curse? Neither? Doesn't matter. Come and face us. We'll dance on your graves. Narutoxharem.

Site Glitched Again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Alert! The latest update messed up the site and both app, especially for Android users! Updates cannot be seen properly by most of us, if anyone can see this, please let us know; otherwise me and my fellow co-writers won't be able to update. The app problem can be fixed by uninstalling and reinstalling an older version, but everything else seems to be bugged at the moment Sorry.

Collapse by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Apologies for this, and not updating today, but I’ve had something of a collapse. I’ve been pushing my body too hard and exhausted myself.. Please read within. I’ll delete this note within a few hours.

No Update Thursday (Flu) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I let you all down, I'm sorry. Again, sorry for the inconvenience, there will be no update today -Thursday- I'm running a blazing fever. Pretty sure its the flu. I'll try to fight it off and update the next few days...but I can barely even type this with all the aches and pains. Sorry to let you all down; I simply cannot function. Sorry...
Tyrion had not thought to see the light of day again. He'd expected to languish in the black cells until his execution, waiting for the Mountain to take his head in the morning. Until a man came. A foreigner from a distant land. A deal was made. An oath given. A partnership brokered. And from this simple exchange, the world changed. Narutoxharem. TyrionxShaexSansa. Vote via review!

NO UPDATE TODAY by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Sorry, there won't be an update today. Having a bit of a health crisis, and to top it off, the site's broken again and I've hit my limit. Not even sure this will go through. We're at day 33 of no notifications/emails FOR ANYONE on the website, with no end in sight. Let the admins know and maybe this will be fixed soon. I'll have an update tomorrow...hopefully.

SICK WITH FEVER by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I’m very sick. Details within.

Site is Broken (AGAIN!) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Site is even worse. The alert problem has escalated and I feel it my duty to get the word out. The site is actively breaking now, app included, profiles resetting, chapters being lost after posting, and HUNDREDS OF US -especially those who use Gmail came home to find a lovely little message embedded in our profiles, WHICH DOES NOT WORK. Urgent details within.
We all have one, don't we? An angel whispering in our ear. A devil laughing on our shoulder. Those two little voices telling us, "Hey, don't do that," or "We gotta do that!" Some call it our conscience. Mine is...something else. I always wanted to be a huntsman, but if this really is my semblance, the Gods must be laughing at me! NarutoxWeiss. JaunexPyrrha. Possible Narutoxharem?
What is it that drives you? Stories? I could tell you so many stories. So very many. Tales to make you smile. Horrors to curdle your blood. Tragedies that would have you weep. Stories have played out on history's grand stage since time immemorial. In the end, they're merely a matter of belief. What do you believe in? Peace? War? Or perhaps...? Narutoxharem. Co-written with Slifer.
What is the measure of a man? His deeds? His morals? His mistakes? All of them? None of them? I'm not immortal. I'm not eternal. And I'm definitely not infallible. At the end of the day I'm just the same as any other; merely a mortal. I didn't ask to lead; didn't want to rule, really. No, I didn't choose this responsibility. But if I don't take charge...who will? Narutoxharem.
With great power comes great responsibility, this much is true. But what comes from having Great Vision? Don't ask me! I just woke up here. A battered blond awakens on the outskirts of Liyue with fractured memories and a most unexpected gift. Turned loose in the lands of Teyvat, the world is his oyster. What could possibly go wrong? Only everything. Narutoxharem. Humorous story.
Light and dark. Sith and Jedi. Two sides of the same coin. You'd never know it to ask them; one cannot exist without the other. We've all got good and bad in us, I've found. The trick is finding balance between the two. Equilibrium. Some say revenge is not the Jedi way...thankfully, I Am No Jedi. Nor am I a Sith. Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Takes place during and after Kenobi.

Not Quitting! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just an FYI. Site is still messed up -no email notifications on web browsers and not sure if folks can even see this- but the fanfic app seems to work in a limited capacity. Also not quitting, no need for a panic attack. Let the site admins know through their both their support email and fiction press and we'll have this fixed...eventually. More details within.

Stepping Away by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I’ve had enough. Can anyone see this? Site is broken again. Notifications are down, reviews aren’t going through, and we couldn’t even get in an hour ago. Let the site admins know through fictionpress twitter if you can. Until it’s fixed…I’m out.
Time's a strange thing in Teyvat. Least of all for a wandering demigod that felt out of his world. Y'see, when a man wanders the world of Teyvat...sooner or later, for better or worse. He becomes a father. Then a grandfather. Followed by a great-great-GREAT grandfather. To how many, you ask? Heh. How many indeed...NarutoxHarem.

Site 502 Error by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Testing, testing, one two three? Can you see this? Do let us know if you can, it would mean the world to me and Slifer. Apparently the site broke today again and new chapters can't be seen, among other things. Stats are frozen, too. Case in point, I updated "Lord of Frenzy" and "Take the World" awhile ago but suddenly they can't be seen. I'll delete this PSA by morning.

Site is Broken by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is a test. Can anyone see this? Site has gone bonkers since last night, and its still not fixed. Not getting any notifications, chapters I've posted today -two already!- can't be seen, reviews won't appear, the whole nine yards. Let the site admins know and hopefully we'll get this fixed soon. Until it is, I cannot update proper. I might just step away for awhile at this rate.
How does one conquer a kingdom? From the inside. You take it apart; piece by piece, brick by brick, at the very foundation, until it collapses under its own weight. Keep your hands clean? I tried. People didn't listen. They didn't want to. Now we do this the shinobi way. There are no heroes here. No gods. Only men. They bleed like any other. NarutoxStarlight? Narutoxharem?

More Site Glitches by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Fanficton emails aren't appearing properly at all, reviews aren't showing up, heck, folks aren't getting alerts for stories that updated, its a proper mess. And its happening to multiple people. Use the support email and the fiction press twitter to get the word out, and I'm sure we'll have everything back up and running. Until then, I'm afraid to update...

Site is Glitched by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Posting this from the app, and I have no idea if this is going to show up properly. Apparently the main site is down completely at the moment due to a cloudfare problem, and I have no idea when or how that will be fixed. Use the support email and the fiction press twitter and hopefully we can get the word out, and this fixed. Until it is, you can find me updating at A03.
Can a machine feel pain? Do circuits and wires have nerve endings? It it possible for a creature of steel to posses a soul? Yes? No? Maybe so? Either way, might as well help 'em out. Teach 'em what it means to be human, ya know? They deserve that much. Not My Security Breach, is it? I disagree! I'll be the only one doing any breaching around here! CHARGE! Narutoxharem.

Massive Site Glitches by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Yes? No? Maybe so? Need to know. I'll remove this soon, but in case you weren't aware, new stories/chapters aren't appearing properly -for awhile now- and when they briefly DO appear, folks are unable to review them. This glitch has been happening on and off for days now, affecting us all. Spread the word. We'll get this fixed. Can't update until it is. Sorry.

A Most Unlikely Caster by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

War. War never changes. It warps you, twists you until you're little more than a shell of your former self. War is ugly. It forces you to choose; to decide who lives. Who dies. War is cruel. It takes everything from you. I should know. I already fought in one. I DIED. Now I've been dragged into another by an unruly girl...as A Most Unlikely Caster. Here we go again! NarutoxRin!
Life's not fair, is it, my dear? You tried so hard, and for what? Nothing. In the end, it never really mattered. You were always destined to lose here. To die and be forgotten by some silly system. Such a tragedy. I hate tragedies. So let's flip that scrip. Embrace the madness. Time for some fun. Part of the "Not Going Home" series. NarutoxDimitrescu. NarutoxAlcina. Completed!

Age of Reunion by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

And so it was! That a star fell from heaven and struck Caelid! That a man forged from fire offered his hand to a dying Maiden! That the two of them took it upon themselves to save us all! Everything the Golden Order has built shall fall! And from the ashes of their world, we'll build a better one! Let the Age of Reunion commence! NarutoxMilicent! Narutoxharem! Request story!

ALERT! Site issues once again! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

This will be taken down shortly, just spreading the word. As of Monday, many new stories and new chapters cannot be read onsite. No one seems to know why. Hopefully the devs can get this fixed. Let them know through the usual support email and the fictionpress twitter. But until it is; I'm afraid to update anything massive with these errors. Sorry for the inconvenience.
That blasted title. Grimmslayer. Who thought of that? You save a few villages and people give you a name. Save a few more and suddenly everyone wants you to teach them how. Why me? I'm a killer. A destroyer. That...was the decision I made long ago. Call it a gift, call it a talent, call it a curse. Doesn't matter. I will Rip and Tear. Until it is Done. Narutoxharem.
The worst thing about betrayal...is that it never comes from your enemies. Nope. After all, how can an enemy possibly betray you? No, true treachery comes from those you trust the most. Your friends. Such is the nature of betrayal. You almost never see it coming. And when you do...then its time for Payback. Narutoxharem. A response to the Boys season finale. Upgraded to M soon.
They say history is written by the victors. But is it really? In my experience, victory comes to both courageous and coward alike. Mine cost me my dignity. My pride. My world. The next one might cost me more still. That's alright. I'll be the sacrifice. Let me atone for my failures. Let me fight. Let me help. Please. Its the least I can do for those girls. Narutoxharem? Vote!
When the Mother of Dragons overcame the tests of the House of the Undying, she never expected to come across someone who had been trapped there for years. He's insane for sure; but perhaps insanity is the best weapon to win the Game of Thrones...if it doesn't destroy everything, first. NarutoxDaenerys? Narutoxharem? Hilarity within! REPOSTED.
Stone is silent. It does not weep or wail. Stone is cold. It does not betray or lie. Stone is stern. It does not laugh nor smile. Stone cannot be broken. It does not touch or sing. Stone wants for nothing. It does not love...doesn't it? A wandering shinobi takes a little outcast under his wing...and the world will never be the same. Narutoxharem? NarutoxSummer? AU. Dramatic story.
Joffrey Lannister. A vicious idiot, fool of a king, poisoned at his own wedding. That should've been the end of it. But what happens when the "gods" see fit to resurrect him with the soul of a humble author? Never-mind ruling, with half the realm out for my head, how am I going to survive! I'm no king! Somebody help! Accepted challenge. OCxharem? Vote via review!
How does the saying go? Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin? Tell me then, what happens when the "gods" see fit to replace the soul of one Viserys Targaryen with that of a humble author? Which way does my coin land then, I ask you? Madness? Sanity? I just want to wake up from this nightmare. I'm no dragon! Get me out of here! OCxharem? An accepted challenge.
In Remnant, only the strong survive. The weak don't last. That's what she told me. You're either a Predator...or Prey. Prey doesn't last long. The Gods Must Be Crazy sending a kid to an awful place like this. Might as well make a few friends while I can. They say there's strength in numbers an' all. What could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem. Request story. Chaos abounds!
Don't travel alone, Naruto. Promise me, old friend. Don't make the same mistakes I did. Live a long life, start a family, be happy. But never travel alone. He tried to keep that promise. He really did. But how could he, when the universe itself is set against him? A lonely god takes Remnant by storm...and nothing will be the same. Narutoxharem Request story. Inspired by Doctor Who.
Mad, am I? Who decided that? There's nothing wrong with a little insanity. Madness protects us. Madness keeps us safe. I dare say we could all use a little more madness in our lives. A wayward warrior finds himself summoned to Remnant without so much as word or warning...and by a frightened child of all things. Chaos and hilarity ensues. Narutoxharem. Humorous story.
You are a Nikos, Pyrrha. You will not fail. You will not falter. Father drilled those words into her. And she obeyed. Until that day. Freed from a bitter destiny by a grand stroke of luck, the Invincible Girl meets her match. Together, they'll be one helluva team. All the world will tremble before them. Holiday request story. NarutoxPyrrha. Possibly Narutoxharem depending on votes.

Son of the Gods by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An accident catapaults a young infant from the realm of the Elemental Nations to the lands of Ancient Greece. Found and raised by the Gods themselves, this young warrior will either save their world as they know it...or send it screaming into the void. Because his realm has not left him behind; nor has it forgotten him. He is the Son of the Gods. This is his story. NarutoxHarem!

Alert! Site Errors Redux by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Yes? No? Hopefully? Site is messed up even more now. Emails aren't appearing for even MORE of us, myself included. I've had folks beating down my door to say something, so here we are: Since around 4 in the morning, all fanfiction alerts stopped coming for most of us on the site, among other errors. Can't update 'till its fixed. More info within.

Alert! Email Errors by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

As of a few days ago, Fanfiction implemented something called email alert opt in. Make sure you turn ON your email alerts in account settings, else you won't be notified when anyone updates. Apparently it a thing we all have to do now, every 90 days or so. Unfortunately, not many are aware of this new feature, which is causing many authors to suffer. So we're spreading the word...
He should have died; he remembered dying. Dream crushed, hope destroyed, experiencing the icy sting of death for a second time. Until the gods saw fit to give him a second chance. Reborn in a new world, what's a God of Shinobi to do? Live? Conquer? None of these things? All of them? The choice is his. For the world awaits...and Remnant will never be the same. Madaraxharem.

ALERT! Site Bugging Out Again! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

ALERT! Can anyone see this? Is anyone else suffering from this problem? New stories/new chapters are bugging out or vanishing. Please let the admins know via the support email and the fiction press Twitter. Hopefully we can get this fixed soon. Presently, it keeps saying Message Type 1 Story not found. I'm afraid to update anything until this is fixed...
Some men drink to forget their past. Some men drink to drown their sorrows. And some...some drink for different reasons. Sounds a bit strange, doesn't it? What good can a washed up drunk possibly do? Trust me, you don't want to see him sober. So! Lets drink, then! To the end of the world! Bottoms Up! Narutoxharem. An offshoot of All Things Must Die! Request story. Humorous story.
A hero always tries. No matter what. Even if he falters. Even if it means he might fail. But the heroes here? They don't try. They don't care. They're not heroes. They're monsters. Monsters get put down. Maybe that makes me diabolical. Don't care. Time for us to clean house. Did I say us? I believe I did! Narutoxharem. Title inspired by the song! Upgraded to M in later chapters.

Alert! New Story Posting Glitches by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Sorry, but it must be said, site's gone bonkers again. But this time, oddly enough, its related to new stories. New fics can't be posted for most; and are usually unable to be read. This is the error message we receive: Story Not Found. Story is unavailable for reading. (A) Lets spread the word via the support email and fiction press twitter to get this fixed!

A Most Unlikely Pretender by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

We all pretend sometimes. Each and every one of us. You, me, everyone. Rich and tall. Poor and small. But that's alright, you know? Way I see, pretending helps us get through our lives. Pretending to laugh. Pretending to smile. Pretending to be sane when you've long since lost your mind. I was always good at pretending...until I met her. NarutoxMorgan? Narutoxharem?

Mama Knows Best (Not Really) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Cinder Fall seldom experienced the bitter sting of guilt, let alone remorse. She knew what she was, and cared not a fig for what others might think of her. She took what she wanted, when she wanted it, where she wanted it; until that night. Surprises aside, how hard can the life of a single parent possibly be? Surely it can't be that difficult, right? RIGHT? Eventual Narutoxharem.

Site Failure Again! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Its happened again! Site's gone bonkers, chapters are glitched, reviews aren't appearing for stories -but are still seen in our inboxes- and alerts appear to be messed up as well or horribly delayed. Can't update properly until this is fixed. Spread the word and we'll get this remedied, just as before. Won't be able to update Archon until then, sorry.

ALERT! Site Errors Abound! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Seems its that time again! Lets get the word out! As of twelve hours ago, the site's gone bonkers, chapters are glitched, reviews aren't appearing for stories -but are still seen in our inboxes- and alerts appear to be messed up as well or horribly delayed. Can't update proper until this is fixed. Spread the word and we'll get this remedied, just as before.

Serving a Schnee by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I find death reveals the true measure of the mortal soul. The cowards always beg and cry. The wicked ones throw others on the pyre, just to survive. The stubborn fight to the very last. And what of you? Which will you be? Will you beg? Will you betray? Will you fight? The choice is yours. Keep your word. NarutoxWeiss. JacquesxWillow. Narutoxharem? Vote via review!

Site Went Down Again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Here we go again! Can anyone see this? Sorry, its begun anew, and only a handful of authors/readers know. Alerts are gone, reviews aren't showing up -they'll appear in email but not on site- chapters are not posting properly; they're terribly corrupted, missing, etc. Sadly, I won't be able to update until its fixed. Spread the word and lets get this fixed like last time!

Just A Bit Of Bread by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Change seldom starts at the top. On the contrary, it often begins at the bottom. With the weak and small, the powerless, the outcast and the helpless. Those forgotten by the masses, thought beneath their notice. How quaint. But the tiniest ripples often produce the greatest waves, wouldn't you say? Sometimes those we label as "weak" become the strongest of us all. Narutoxharem.

Massive Site Failure! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? Sorry, but it needs to be said, as only a handful of authors/readers have noticed. Alerts are screwed, reviews aren't showing up -they'll appear in email but not onsite- chapters are not posting properly; they're terribly corrupted, missing chunks, etc. Sadly, I won't be able to update until its fixed. Spread the word and lets get this fixed quickly!

ALERT! Site crash by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The site's gotten both worse-better last night. Privates messages are now down. Spread the word on the fiction press twitter and their support mail. I repeat, private messages are not working presently. Notifications and reviews appear to be functioning at the moment -can read both of those- but we're unable to access our messages on site once again. Spread the word!

ALERT! Site Broken again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The site is not working; emails are borked, stories aren't appearing and none of us are getting notifications. Case in point, reviews show up, but we're getting no alerts in our inboxes. Its been happening for hours now. Spread the word on the fiction press twitter and their support mail. Sadly, we authors can't updating properly until this is fixed...
Cast adrift through space and time after a disastrous explosion, a single shinobi finds himself stranded in a galaxy far, far away; forced to fight a an evil even greater than Obito. Now, the mostwanted scum and villians of the galaxy have a new name to fear, a new face to dread. His name is...the Shinobi Menace! Narutoxharem? Pairing questionable. Hints of NarutoxShmi present.

I'm only Human by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Humanity; Weak. Strong. Loving. Loathing. Kind. Cruel. Loyal. Disloyal. They can be all these things and more and yet, in the face of great adversity, when faced with insurmountable odds, they have managed to overcome and triumph time and time again. But even with a newfound ally on their side, do they stand any chance against the titans? After all...he's only human. NarutoxHarem!

Best Served Cold by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Neo had one thing. One person. One reason to live. Until it was taken from her. In a fellow outcast she finds her chance for revenge...and hope for redemption. You know what they say. Kill for kill. Eye for Eye. Blood for blood, its time to die. Revenge is a dish best served cold, after all. NarutoxNeo. Single pairing! Request story. May be upgraded to M later for...reasons.

Embers at Midnight by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Without you, I am nothing." Cinder loathed those words with every fiber of her being. Until he came. Suddenly, because of him, she gained everything. He fought for her. Killed for her. Gave her freedom. He was her dark knight. Her prince. For his sake, she would gladly burn the world to ash. He was hers. And she was his. Spoilers for Volume Eight. NarutoxCinder. Request Story.

Rags to Riches by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Cinder Fall believed in Destiny. Of course, she always knew she was meant for greatness. Wealth, fame, and power untold. Unfortunately for her, Destiny had other plans. Plans no one could have foreseen. None expected this. Not even Salem herself. Forced to start anew, she finds an ally in the most unlikely of places. NarutoxCinder. Narutoxharem? Paring undecided. Request story!
Monster, they called her. Demon. Devil. Conceived by the bleakest womb. All true, of course. Salem never made any effort to hide who she was. Why should she? At the end of the day, she was never their devil to begin with. She was his; a forsaken child taken in by an infamous prankster. Needless to say, Remnant is not prepared.

Not My Chaos (It Really Is) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So. Lords of Chaos Apparently those are a thing in this world. Lords of Order, too. What's a wandering god to do? Hmm? What's that? Order is better? No, no. Order is so...terribly...BORING! Let the ramen flow! Let the bodies hit the floor! Let madness reign! I'll prank 'em all! Either way, its Not My Chaos! Narutoxharem. Humorous story. First foray into Young Justice. Have Mercy!
For what is life but a lie? A way to delude oneself into carrying on, surviving the day to day, finding a reason to be. Lies and tricks were but entertainment for one such as her. She was immortal. Eternal. But not infallible. A boy forms a pact with a woman cursed by the gods...and the world will never be the same. Insanity and humor abounds. NarutoxSalem. Possibly Narutoxharem?
In the Branwen Tribe, strength meant everything. Only the strongest led them. Only the strongest prevailed. This was the way of their world. The strong thrived. The weak perished. But when a newborn babe lands on their doorstep, that world begins to change. For better or worse, who could say? Only time will tell. NarutoxRaven? Narutoxharem? True harem? REPOSTED due to glitches.
Hatred. I thought I could surpass it. Overcome it, as I'd overcome all things in the past. With the power of friendship anything is possible, right? The good guys always win, right? Even when the chips are down, the hero always finds a way to win...right? Wrong. I was young. Foolish. Naive. Men don't fear heroes. Men fear monsters. NarutoxRuby? Narutoxharem? Requested story.
Gods are cruel. Try to convince me otherwise. You can't, can you? Cosmic power makes monsters of even the best of men. Give that kind of power to two BROTHERS and you have a recipe for disaster. I should know. One of them blessed me; the other cursed me in retaliation. Eh, might as well cause as much chaos as I can to get back at them. Humor. Narutoxharem. NOT A GENDER BENDER!
Some secrets are best left in the shadows. Some knowledge should never come to light. An ordinary mission to to the Land of Whirpools yields not only the key to Naruto's past but something unexpected as well. Something strange. Something dark. Dark NarutoxHarem. Massive Harem. Rated M for a reason! Violence, lemons, lust and language. On Hiatus. Last Jedi Murdered my inspiration.
"There can be no silence without sound. Nor can there be sound, without silence. And this silence is mine. So is he. MINE." A strange event launches Alma Wade into the Elemental Nations, uniting her, with one who shares her pain. This world will know fear. It will know terror. It will know the horror that is love. A new chapter of F.E.A.R. unfolds. NarutoxAlma! Hope you enjoy!
They always said Indominus was a clever girl. Strong, cunning, rapacious. But what if "she" never became the monster that we know today? A different telling of how the Indominus Rex came to be; a tale of encountering a very strange blond who refused to go home. Based on the Jurassic World Movie! Also part of the Not Going Home Series! EDIT: Complete...until the movies came back.
They say a mind is a terrible, terrible thing to lose. A mind wasted, is a horrible thing. Ha! I find I rather enjoy being insane; unfettered by petty morality and ethics, unbound by sanity, free to do whatever I please. After all, if you're crazy and in love, doesn't that make you just as crazy? NarutoxHarley Quinn. Based on and inspired by the movie Batman: Assault on Arkham!

Not So Hungry by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

People as a whole, are violent almost very day. Always plotting ways to hurt those that we hate, to get what we want. Most just don't act on those dangerous impulses. But some do. Some...like her. She wants to devour me. Really not sure if that's a good thing. Either way, I'm not leaving this world until I've had my fill. NarutoxRize. Part of the "Not Going Home" series!

Voice of Reason by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Kuvira thought she had one purpose in her life. One goal. To unify the Earth Kingdom; to make it whole again by any means necessary. The thought dominated her mind, filled her every waking moment. She would do what others could not. Would not. She would succeed where the Avatar failed. Then she found him. A single voice of reason. NarutoxKuvira!

My Pride is a Hurricane by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, the world's most dangerous criminals are jailed and left to rot within six levels of hell. However, housed in the lowest level of hell, HE is set free. Now, the last remnant of an old era has been set loose upon the world...but why is he so fascinated by ramen? Set during Impel Down Arc and beyond. NarutoxHarem! One Piece! Crossover!

A Most Unlikely Moon Cancer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

WHO SAID I DESTROYED THE MOON! I only ever fought up there! Once! I didn't break the blasted thing!And how does that put me in this class! Its libel! Slander! I'll sue! Eh? Whaddya mean I'm being summoned? No! I don't wanna! Don't you DARE make me a Grand Servant! I have no interest in fighting another war! Heads will roll for this! Narutoxharem. Humor abounds. Vote via review!
Nothing is perfect. No one is flawless. Not all ideas are meant to succeed. For we all are flawed, each and every one of us, and even the most carefully laid plans can go horribly awry. Sometimes there's a Fly in the Ointment. Sometimes, a single fly is all it takes to change everything. But what is she to a fly, and what is a fly to her? NarutoxMiranda. On hiatus due to Bioware.

A Most Unlikely Drifter by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I wander. Drifting aimlessly from place to place, time to time, never lingering too long. What choice do I have? I can't control myself; not anymore. Every step could be an earthquake, every breath, a hurricane. I break everything I touch. Make it stop. Please. I'll do whatever it takes. Even if it means...war. Please. Narutoxharem! Vote via review! Reviews are fuel! Picks up fast.

A Most Unlikely Tyrant by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They broke their promise. They said I could have the hat. That I could be Hokage. I suffered for that hat, I bled for it; endured betrayal after betrayal and for what? Nothing. I took what was mine, and in return, they cursed and killed me for it. Now I rise again, to fight another war, to serve another Master. This time...I will have my due. Narutoxharem. Vote via Review!

A Most Unlikely Slacker by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They said I didn't have any ambition. Almost ironic, really; in the beginning I had noting BUT ambition; that's what made me fall so far. No one suspects a slacker, but EVERYONE underestimates one. Can't say I mind be underestimated these days. Eh? What's that? Fight for humanity? Save the world? Do I have to? I'd rather take a nap, you know? Narutoxharem. Set in Chaldea.

Site Glitches by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can anyone see this? I had planned to update, but the site is being wacky again. Not sure if any of us can. Please spread the word.

A Most Unlikely Wraith (True) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

My story is a complicated one. I should not exist, yet I do. I am a ghost. I am a specter, a shadow with no name I wish to speak of. Born to parents who perished, raised by a village that abhorred my very existence, cursed by the world itself. I am not Naruto. I am a Father. I am not a Hero. I am a Wraith. Death itself. And now I shall fight again. Narutoxharem? Vote Via Review!

A Most Unlikely Exile by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They dumped me at the nearest town in the middle of the night and left me to starve. I was five years old. I didn't know what crime I had committed, what I was guilty of, what I'd done. A wise man once said the best revenge is living well, but I couldn't even do that. My new life was shattered by a Beast...and so was I. Narutoxharem. Pairings undecided. Vote Via Review!

A Most Unlikely Faker by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I couldn't save anyone. Why? Why couldn't I save them? I know I was strong enough. I know I was fast enough. I gave everything I had and more. Yet I failed. Why? I'm no hero. I'm just a Faker. But even a Fake can fight. Even a Fake can have his wish. And I'll have mine...even if I have to see the world burn for it. NarutoxSerenity? NarutoxXuanzang? Narutoxharem? Vote via review!

A Most Unlikely Shielder by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Love? Some of these? None of these? No. Stories. There's nothing more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. Stories are like a shield. You can try to lay siege to them. You can hurt them, you may even wound them, but you cannot kill them. A shield is eternal. Narutoxharem. Vote via review! I own nothing!

A Most Unlikely Hero by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What does it mean to be a hero? To fight? To never give up? To keep your word? I don't know. I've never really considered myself one. I just...did what I felt was right, you know? Not just for me, but for others. Heroes fight. Heroes protect. Heroes win...right? NarutoxRaikou? Narutoxharem? Vote Via Review! Maybe be upgraded to M later due to...reasons. Only one left now!

A Most Unlikely Sun by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They said I couldn't fight. Who decided that? They said I couldn't protect anyone. And who decided that? So they said. I decide such things! For if my Pride knows no bounds, then so too shall my strength. I never asked for this gift, but I'll use it if I must. I'll fight to save humanity, even from themselves. Narutoxharem. Triple crossover. Intersects with A Most Unlikely Avenger.

A Most Unlikely Gunner (True) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Legends never die. In the end, they change hands, faces, times and places. The world keeps on spinning, and people keep killing. When I was a boy, someone tried to kill me. That day changed my life. It set me on this path...a path I no longer wish to walk. I will fight for my wish. At any cost. I WILL have it. Whatever it takes. Narutoxharem! Chaos abounds! Vote via review!

A Most Unlikely Sage by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I was weak. No amount of stomping or whining could change this indisputable fact. When the chips were down, when it mattered most, when everyone counted on me, I lost. I needed strength, but I refused to sell my soul. So I trained. I learned. And I became something...more. A true Sage. Sure. Let me help someone like me. I'll make sure they succeed. Narutoxharem. Vote Via Review!

A Most Unlikely Rider by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

You know, after all these trials, all those tribulations, after everything I've done...I didn't expect to actually die. And yet I did. Murdered by my best friend, no less. Of course I'd jump at a chance to change my Fate. No matter the cost. Help a little chick fly? Done. Fight another war? Done. Lose my mind? Already did! A Most Unlikely Rider, indeed! Narutoxharem.

A Most Unlikely Fighter (True) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They told me my parents were dead. That I was an orphan. That I couldn't have a family. They also said I couldn't have a bloodline. Well! I certainly proved them wrong now, didn't I? My family is my strength, my purpose is to protect them. I am their spear. They are my shield. My wish? Let me help those looking for a family of their own. True Lancer. Narutoxharem. Vote Via Review!

A Most Unlikely Exam by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Orochimaru decides to hedge his bets during the Chunin Exams and unwittingly creates a new legend for the Throne of Heroes. Unfortunately this brings a mad Beast down on the world's head. Thankfully the universe doesn't like having its peas mixed with its porridge and sends in A Most Unlikely ally...or is he? Narutoxharem...with a twist. Humor and chaos abounds. Something new!

A Most Unlikely Alter Ego by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was a weapon. They ripped him from the arms of his parents to make him one, heedless of their wishes, of their words. In that moment his parentage didn't matter to them, nor his bloodline. I loved that boy like he was my own. He was good and kind. And you killed him. But I will keep his promise. I WILL save him. KuramaxIllya? Kuramaxharem...with a twist. Vote Via Review!

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A Most Unlikely Archer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I know what its like to lose, to feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nonetheless. To watch loved ones turn to ash, to hear their drying gasps as they choke out their last breath in your arms. Its frightening, you know? Turns the legs to jelly. But failure teaches us you see; it forces us to adapt. Failure makes us strong. Narutoxharem? Vote via review! I own nothing!

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Magic Unbound by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

For better or worse, the Brother Gods never abandoned mankind. Their magic was left unbound, growing ever stronger. Now the forces of Light and Dark wage war eternal through their proxies while the rich thrive and the rest suffer. What can one boy possibly do about any of this? What, indeed. Inspired by the literary genius, Coeur Al' Aran. My first pure RWBY story. Have mercy!

A Most Unlikely Duo by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

We were twins. Two halves of the same coin; two parts of a greater whole. Yin and Yang. Light and dark. We came into this world together, and swore that we would leave it, together. Though we have no class, we fight. Not just for our wish, but for our Master. We never go back on our word. So we swear. We will win. Narutoxharem...with a twist. Humor abounds. Vote via review!

A Most Unlikely Master by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is the meaning of life? Is it the will to live? The resolve to survive? The drive to thrive? I believe the answer lies in the simple things. Find something you love. Cherish it. Love it. Protect it...fight for it, if you must. Whatever the cost. In the end, I'm a Most Unlikely Master. NarutoxCaster? NarutoxMedea? Narutoxharem? Insanity and fluff abounds. Vote Via Review!

A Most Unlikely Foreigner by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I can't just leave her alone, you know? She needs someone to teach her the difference between right and wrong. What does that make me? Good? Evil? Morality is quite an abstract subject. To the little girl standing behind me, I am undoubtedly a hero. Yet, to you, I really am the bad guy, aren't I? Very well. Let the best concept of morality win. Narutoxharem! Vote via review!

A Most Unlikely Assassin by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Would you believe I never killed anyone in my life? It sounds strange, I know. Downright odd really. Yet time warps all things after death, legends included. Now I'm trapped in a war I want nothing to do with, stuck in the worst Class possible, and partnered with a Master who may or may not kill me before it ends. A Most Unlikely Assassin indeed! Why me! Fate Zero. Narutoxharem!

Die Another Day by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death has a funny way of coming back to bite you when you least expect it. Having lost the fourth shinobi war, Uzumaki Naruto is content to do just that; die and pass on to the afterlife. Unfortunately, the Shinigami has other plans for him. Plans that involve righting the wrongs of the past, restoring a broken clan, and creating a family all his own. Narutoxharem! On hiatus atm.

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A Most Unlikely Jester by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They said I couldn't mold energy properly. That I was born with malformed chakra coils. I tried not to listen to them, tried to ignore them entirely. Failure. I couldn't use jutsu. Not really. That's alright. I learned something even better. Now, I'm alive again. Fighting in another war. Again. And the world...is gonna have a bad time. Narutoxharem. Triple Crossover, of sorts.
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem!

Prince of Darkness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The World Goverment thought that the "Dark King" was dead. They thought he died without an heir. They were wrong. Now, that grievous error is about to spark an inferno that threatens to consume the world over as he takes the center stage in Sabaody. NarutoxHarem! Complete. Epilogue pending.

Not My Chaldea by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Help humanity she said, learn what it means to care about others besides yourself, she said. What better way to do that than by fighting alongside the very Heroes who so defined them? Not sure if this is what she meant, but I can't think of a better way to fulfill her wish. Not like I have anything left to lose. After all...its Not My Chaldea. Narutoxharem. Madness ahoy!
What is a soul? Emotions? Thoughts? Free-will? Personality? Humanity? Have we had this discussion before? I'm not sure. Memories tend to blur between centuries. Can a machine truly be considered alive? Or just deviant? Something in between? This question sparked a change, a revolution...least I can do is see it through to the end. NarutoxKara. Spoilers for Detroit Become Human.
I never wanted to be pirate. No, I was perfectly content being an average, ordinary guy with a heart condition. I'd always known I wouldn't live long, and I'd accepted that. No, I never wanted to be a pirate, never wanted to come to this world...but I just can't bear to see her cry. For her, I'll live. Part of the "I Am Not" series. OCxRobin! Second Self-Insert story! Be nice!

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Happily Ever After by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'd never seen a woman more beautiful than she. She'd never known a man as hopeful as he. A chance encounter and a promise long ago collide in the form of two perfect strangers & love at first sight. Very cringe, and written when I wasn't as good. Sorry! NarutoxShizuka! Based off episode 235! On hiatus.

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A Fallen Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A wayward shinobi wakes in a field of flowers, with no memory of how he got there. Against his better judgement, he chooses to venture forward, rather than return. But life has a way of catching up to you and he can feel the weight of his past crawling on his back. The path lies before him. Pacifist? Genocide? Which will he choose? Only time will tell. Pairings undecided? Vote!
Phantom Thieves, you say? I've been playing pranks and playing tricks for years, and that was BEFORE I became a god. But stealing hearts? Well! Haven't seen that one before. Alright, kids. Game on. Lets see who can cause more chaos in this crazy town. Its gonna be a wild year. Part of the Not Going Home series. Chaos and humor abound. Narutoxharem...not in the way you might think.
I hate portals. Nasty, vile things, prone to malfunction at the worst of times. Mine sure did! An experiment gone awry strands an unpredictable, knuckleheaded ninja in a strange world of magic and monsters. Should he survive, he just might find a way home...if the Wild Hunt doesn't kill him, first. Loads of sass/humor. NarutoxCiri? Pairing undecided. On Hiatus due to the show.

A Most Unlikely Shadow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? No? Are you afraid of the dark? Do you fear it and all the unsightly horrors lurking there? I was born in the dark; molded by it. By the time I learned what fear was, it was already far too late for me. So I'll fight. One last time. True Archer. Narutoxharem. May be rated M later.

A Most Unlikely King (False) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What are the qualities of a King? Some say a King must be bold and brash. Others say he must live louder than any other; be greedier than any other I believe a King's duty is to understand the hearts of his people. To live for them. Fight for them. Die for them. No matter the cost. Narutoxharem. Intersects with A Most Unlikely Avenger. Based on the Sixth Singularity, of sorts.

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A Most Unlikely Ruler by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What does it mean to Rule? There as many ways as there are stars in the sky. One can rule with kindness. One can rule with cruelty. Rulers make the hard choices. Rulers protect their people. Even if they are reviled, even if they're vilified as a villain. No matter the cost. No matter the pain. No matter what. That is what it means to be a Ruler. Narutoxharem. Vote via review !

Angels and Demons by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Omega. A desolate hive of scum and villainy. Here there are rumours of a Demon, a creature out of myth and mind, prowling through Omega's perennial twilight. Others claim that there is a new guardian on the station, someone watching out for the people. An Archangel. Some say these two might even be real. But will an angel and a demon be enough to save this station? NarukoxGarrus.

A Most Unlikely Watcher by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

When I was a boy, I saw something. I suppose you could say that I saw someone. Now that I think on it, everything really began that day, didn't it? In that moment, my world changed forever. Now I'm stepping onto the battlefield again, for another's sake. I have done enough Watching for a dozen lifetimes now, time to start living again. Narutoxharem. Vote via review!

Not My Remnant by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So. Remnant. Well, well, well. Color me intrigued. Where has this little jewel been hiding? Doesn't matter, I suppose. I know just where to start. With the queen of darkness herself. So start up the parade and watch the light fade. Life's all just one big charade. They'll never know what hit them. Part of the Not Going Home series. Narutoxharem. Humor and hijinks abound!

A Most Unlikely Lancer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I never wielded a lance, you know? Nope. Not once. Never in my life. I don't know who started that absurd rumor. That misunderstanding formed the core of what came afterwards. A man once said truth is stranger than fiction, but no, its the other way around, isn't it? Bah! A Most Unlikely Lancer indeed! Here we go again! Narutoxharem...with a twist. Vote via review!

A Most Unlikely Saber by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I took the sword. I picked up the blade. I brought it crashing down on a man's skull. What choice did I have? They were all going to die if I didn't do something. I had to. Gods, I wish I'd never seen that damn cleaver. Now I'm fighting to find redemption in a new war. I just want to help her...even if I'm A Most Unlikely Saber. NarutoxSakura? Narutoxharem? Vote via review !

The Darkest Choice by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is destiny, but two sides of the same coin? What is fate, but a different choice? A different path? A cruel twist of fates alters the world of Remnant forever...in ways none can imagine. But some things never change. There will always be those that crave power. And warriors to fight against them. My first pure RWBY story. Please be nice! Pairings open.

Not So Far Away by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"I shouldn't be alive. But for some reason, I am." He's lost everything; his friends, family, even his home. Defeated, crippled, ripped away from his world and cast into another, the son of Minato finds himself in a galaxy Not So Far Away. Thrown into a war between good and evil-what could possibly go wrong? Crossover with the Force Awakens! NarutoxRey. Please be Nice!
The Dark was all he ever knew. No one thought to show him the light until he found it on his own. Born in darkness, raised in shadow for all his life, will this blade rebel, turn on the empire he swore to protect, or will he remain loyal? Only time will tell. A fusion of Star Wars Rebels mixed with that of The Force Unleashed. Narutoxharem? Paring uncertain? VOTE!

Hurt by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Since the days of old, shinobi have always been able to hurt. Be it enemy or ally, they are capable of destroying everything around them; life, property, and even bonds themselves. They are tools of shadow and destruction. They are cold. Harsh. Unfeeling.

A Most Unlikely Saver by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I saved everyone I ever met. Even when they hurt me; even as they tried to kill me. I saved them. I'll still save all I can. Because...I want to. Because I can. It is who I am. Who we are. What? A messiah? Me? No, no, I'm just a man. And I'll save her, too, even if it costs me my life. Fate Extra. Narutoxharem! Vote Via Review! May be upgraded to M later because...reasons.

An Order of Chaos by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I never wanted to command anyone. Never wanted to be in charge of anything; never wanted to decide who lived, and who died. I'm not a fighter; never had it in me. But I don't have a choice. I didn't ask for this chaos. Still, chaos is a ladder, as they say. If its climb or die; well, then. Suppose I should climb. Fate Grand Order. Self-insert. Please be nice! Pairing undecided.
He killed the Fire Lord and saved the world. Created peace. But the cost was high. Hundreds of lives were lost in the struggle. He sacrificed himself for peace and the earth was forever changed. For one hundred years he has been gone. Away from the world. Now, its the dawning of a new age. And when he returns...everything has changed. NarutoxKorra! Covers books Three and Four! AU.
He'd given up. An eternity of life had broken him, made him jaded with the ways of the world. It all changed when the quakes started. When he met the Spirits; girls who changed his life forever. Now its Date or Die, and try as he might, he just can't bring himself to harm a hair on their pretty little heads! But, will he be able to love again? This tale will tell. Narutoxharem!

Mind Your Manners by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I didn't ask to pass away; even so, I was content to do so. I'd lived a good life. Done enough. Said enough. Time to move on. Life had other plans. You see, when my weak constitution failed me, I closed my eyes and sank into the sweet embrace of slumber. I didn't expect to wake up again as a screaming baby. Guess I should mind my manners. Self insert, OC. Pairing undecided...?

A Most Unlikely Temptress by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Me? I'm nobody. Just a girl. I was meant to be a vessel, the lure to call their "King" back into the world. Now thanks to all their bickering, I'm the only one left alive. Ha! Seems the Gods have a bitter sense of humor. Still, I want to meet this so-called King...if only to slap him right in his smug face. NarukoxGilgamesh? NarukoxHarem...with a twist. Vote via review!
So. Undertale. Just where has this little gem been hiding all my life? I always seem to miss things like this; that tends to happen when you're a wandering god. I'm just here to see how much chaos I can cause before the timeline kicks me out...or the next. Might even adopt someone here and there. Why should I care? After all...its Not My Tale. Chaos abounds! No pairing. COMPLETE.

Son of Darkness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A cruel twist of fate cast an innocent infant from one realm to another...and brought him to evil's doorstep. Found and raised on Apokolips, adopted and mentored by the mighty Darkseid himself, the tale of a gutsy ninja dies before it is ever born. He is the Son of Darkness, and now he must choose to to live in the shadow or walk in the light. NarutoxHarem? Pairing undecided.

Left my Heart in the Water by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A terrible tragedy catapaults a young infant from one realm to the next. A world of elements. Of Benders. Found and raised by a young Tonraq and Senna, this little boy may just help the Avatar bring balance world, or destroy it. Because his realm has not left him behind; nor has it forgotten him. It has only just begun. This is their story. NarutoxKorra!

Anthem of the Dead by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some doors should never be open. Some forces should never return. A foolish sorceress meddles with events beyond her ken and brings back a terror to the world...though not quite the terror she was expecting. Now the DC universe must contend with a prank-loving, ramen eating, womanizing blond...fresh from the dead! NarutoxHarem!

Fear Not this Night by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fear not this night; you will not go astray. Something he fears more than anything else. Losing himself, losing his way. Cloned from the DNA of two men, one living, the other dead, a rogue blond struggles to find his way in a world that's forgotten about him. All he wants to do is eat ramen, prank people, and protect his little sister. Fate has other plans. NarutoxGalatea! Harem?

A Most Unlikely Beast by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Beast, the people cursed at me. Abomination. The demon reborn. What's that? I'm a threat to humanity? I don't care. The world took everything from me. Stole it from me. Killed it from me. So I'll burn it all. Monster? Perhaps you should speak more softly to me, then. Monsters are dangerous, and these days Servants are dying like FLIES. Narutoxharem? Oneshot? Vote via Review!

A Most Unlikely Avenger by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is an Avenger? Someone who fights? One who rights wrongs? By the logic, one could say I've avenged many. My parents. My family. My friends. In the eyes of the people I was their savior, yet also an avenger. Someone who couldn't find a way to die...one who broke his promise...now fighting on the front lines for humanity. Who would've thought? Narutoxharem. Humor ahoy!

Wish Upon a Dragon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto made the mistake of digging around in the Scroll of Sealing and in doing so, failed to learn the shadow clone jutsu. Instead, he discovered something so much more. Now, with the power of the dragonballs at his command, what will he wish for? What repercussions will so many wishes wreak upon his world? NarutoxHarem! DBZ Crossover. Fluff, Romance, Violence, Gore, etc.

A Teigu Unbound by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I really hate science. Seriously, what possessed humanity to think they could play god? Creating weapons of mass destruction is one thing, but using the souls and ashes of the dead to do it? That's worse than Edo Tensei! Don't they get it? I want to die. I want to stay DEAD. So why do they keep bringing me back to fight! Narutxharem? Pairing undecided. Tons of humor.

Kunoichi of New York by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An ancient shinobi with a painful past awakens to find herself lost in New York City. Alone, injured, and unable to speak english. Dark forces conspire against this seemingly fragile girl, planing to use her for their own, twisted, means. There's just one problem. She's the host of the Ten-Tails, and stubborn as a mule. It's only natural that she'd fall for someone like herself...

Ninja of New York by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Endless. Immortal. Eternal. When one lives a life such as this, an existence without end, only one fate awaits. Insanity. Broken by more than a thousand of years of travels, centuries after the Fourth Shinobi War, a young man finds himself in a city at war. Mutants. Aliens. Ninja, and one very annoying girl who refuses to leave him alone. Which side will he choose? NarutoxKarai!

Sage of the Moors by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In ancient times there was a Legend of the Sage. A powerful, otherwordly being capable of communing with nature and uniting the world; fae and humans both. Same say the legend was but a myth, lost, to the mists of time. But what if it wasn't? What might happen when a sage-to-be encounters the strongest fairy of them all? NarutoxMaleficent! Rewriting due to the recent movie!
Dr. Gero has finally finished the work on his latest android. Stronger than Super 13. More powerful than the mighty Cell himself! Unfortunately for the good doctor, said android happens to be the former vessel of the Nine-Tailed Fox. And he's not exactly keen on perfection at that. Not when he's forgotten everything but his name. NarutoxHarem. Under temporary hiatus due to Super.

A Certain KnuckleHeaded Ninja's only Railgun by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even growing up, I never really believed in God. First as a kid in the orphanage. Then working as a shinobi for my village. Then as a student; as an esper. It was too hard to believe that any being would create so much misfortune for me. NarutoxHarem.
What's wrong with being a monster? Tell me, are we not allowed to exist? Can a monster not find happiness? Is a monster not allowed to live? To make friends? To fall in love? If being her partner makes me an abomination then...so be it. I guess I'm a monster too. After all, I'm already in love with one. NarutoxZero Two! Darling in the Frankxx crossover! SPOILERS!

Heroes of Yore by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Holy Grail...does not take kindly to being subverted. Least of all by a certain Ruler who claims to hold humanity's "best" interests at heart. So it does what any true wish-granting device would do. It smashes the board and starts all over again. The result...well. See for yourself. Insanity abounds! Fate Apocrypha! Reviews and suggestions are always welcome!

Long Live The King by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ashes. His legacy was ashes. What could a man do with ashes? You can't build anything with them; you can't hold them, you can only bury them, scatter them on the wind, or salt the earth with them. For better or worse, Tywin Lannister takes its upon himself to bring peace and prosperity back to Westeros...one way or another. No matter the cost. Pairing undecided. Vote via Review!

Not a Monster by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Relax, she said. We need a vacation, she said. After eons of causing chaos and devastation, maybe Indy's right. Fighting and pranking others is all well and good ya know, but...maybe it's time for a break. And hey, its her turn to choose where we go this time. Eh, how bad can it be? After all...I'm Not a Monster! Narutoxharem! Fluff, insanity, and pure CHAOS!

Not so Strange by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I've seen some strange things in my day. Done a few more. But playing with TIME? Now that's a new one! Forget fate! Destroy destiny! I say bring it on! What's the worst that could happen? What could possibly go wrong? Or right? Maybe something in between? Life is Strange or so they say. Not so Strange for me, I think! NarutoxChloexMaxRachel! Part of the Not Going Home series!

Not My Throne by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So! Westeros! My purpose here is simple, mundane even, compared to most. I don't want to rule. I don't seek to conquer. I don't desire fame. To quote an old friend...I want to play a game. I want chaos. I want laughter. I want disaster. I want to ride a DRAGON! After all, its Not My Throne! Not Going Home Series! Narutoxharem? Written as a request. Not terribly serious. Enjoy!

Not Today! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death is a funny thing. I should know. It has a way of...unbalancing you, of making you see things, you wouldn't see before. When all this is through I may die yet...BUT NOT TODAY! This is the beginning, the start of all the madness and hilarity that followed my years into godhood. I proudly present the BEGINNING of the "Not Going Home" series! Narutoxharem! Revamped and rewritten.

Not So Clever by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What does a god do when he's bored? Whatever he wants, that's what. Avoiding boredom by any means necessary. A not-so-simple visit to an alternate universe sends our favorite prank loving, ramen-eating blond on yet another grand adventure. But this time he's not the star of the show at all...or is he? NarutoxBlue! Sequel of sorts to Clever Girl! Part of the Not Going Home Series!

Not My Grail by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An item that can grant any wish. A realm rife with endless possibilities. A war seemingly without end. A group of impossibly powerful beings, each seeking their own destiny amidst it all. Here I am, caught up in it again. Why should I care? After all, its Not My Grail...Part of the Not Going Home Series. Contains elements from Fate Extra/ Fate Extella. NarutxSaber? NarutoxNero?

Not That Old by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So, I took a break from traveling/ruling the multiverse to see this "Logan" movie everyone's been talking about. I MAY have gotten a bit ahead of myself and jumped in to...ah...assist...the old-timer. Hey! What could possibly go wrong? After all, he's Not That Old. MASSIVE spoilers for the new movie, Logan! Part of the Not Going Home Series! Rated M for language and stuffs.

Not My Watch by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Overwatch. Never before in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it. It'll be fun, she said. It'll be good for your health, she said. You'll enjoy yourself, she said. She may have NEGLECTED to mention everyone here was crazy! But, why should I be worried? Its Not My Watch, after all. Not Going Home Series! Narutoxharem? Pairings vary! Vote!

A Sage in Oz by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death sends a shinobi-turned-sage to a world rarely know, and seldom seen. A land with a yellow brick road, an emerald city, and a populace in desperate need of saving from a very, very wicked witch. And what's all this about a prophecy? Based off The movie: Oz, the Great and Powerful! NarutoxTheodora! Fluff, Romance, etc.
They say curiosity killed the cat. Did it really? Or was that cat just so curious about death, that it actually wanted to meet it? Cursed with life eternal, a dimension-hopping shinobi finds his way to the Marvel movie universe and the Avengers. But will this prank-loving, ramen-eating blond be friend...or foe? Regardless, he's Not Going Home anytime soon! Pairing undecided! VOTE!

Not My Witch by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So. New Hellboy movie. Apparently that's a thing. Is it wrong that I felt bad for a certain someone? No? Just a little? What? Why are you looking at me like that? I know what I'm doing! After all, she's may not be My Witch but when has that stopped me before? Part of the Not Going Home Series. NarutoxNimue. Oneshot. References to the new Hellboy movie...and plenty of jabs.

Not My Kill by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The universe isn't entirely black and white as some people would have you believe. I find its rather...grey. I like grey. Grey is nice. Grey is different. Grey is complicated, in a world that is anything but. In a world like this, grey can raise all sorts of havoc. One thing's for sure, its Not my Kill. Narutoxharem! Part of the "Not Going Home" Series.

Not My Soul by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Humanity has always been tested. Conflict and war is the crucible to which we evolve. Every battle makes us stronger. Those who fall will be forgotten. Those that rise up...they live forever in infamy. What better way to be challenge onseself than to enter a world where death rules? What could go wrong? After all, its Not My Soul. Not Going Home Series! Narutoxharem? Humor/Parody.

Not My Shadow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

That's it! I give up! I quit! You heard me; I've finally been bested! By a videogame no less! Hey! That's high praise coming from a dimension hoping deity! But I'm nothing if not petty; if this game sees fit to put the screws to me, its only fair that I do the same to it. Vengeance will me mine! What do I care about immortality? After all...its Not My Shadow. NarutoxEmma!

Not My Angel by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's shocking how easy it is to tear the world apart. Building it back up again? That's hard. But to return everything to its base components, and start again? I'm good at that. Breaking things, so I can fix them. Before creation must come destruction. Death, before life. Now, I am going to take this world and BREAK it. Part of the Not Going Home Series! Crack. Narutoxharem!
They said I couldn't do it. That I wouldn't. A bet was made. Five nights in a pizzeria with no powers and I'm not allowed to leave. Five nights in hell with a bunch of crazy animatronic animals. I'm not scared of course. Nope! Not scared! Not at all! Part of the Not Going Home Series! No particular pairing really, unless ya'll want one.

Not My Blight by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So here we are at last! Wondering how I met the Archdemon, are you? How I helped turn Thedas upside down? Well! Here you are! 'Tis not a serious tale, nor an entirely happy one at that, but neither could it be called devoid of humor, either. After all, its Not My Blight, but who's to say I should care? Part of the Not Going Home Series. Not My Blight! Narutoxharem!

Not My Precious by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them. See, there's a funny thing about rings. Everybody wants 'em. Everybody needs them. Me? Why would I want a ring? It's Not My Precious...I've already got one of those! Now LET THE WAR BEGIN! NarutoxEowyn. Part of the Not Going Home Series! Insanity abounds!

Need for Speed by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was her need. At first just for speed, then for everything else. He became her everything. A teen with a need for speed finds an odd soul mate in the form of a boy bound to a wheelchair, determined to regain his legs. He's odd, and so is she. But when the world is threatened, a strange partnership, relationship, is formed. NarutoxGoGo Tomago! Inspired by the movie!
He never expected to actually pass the test. He expected to falter. To fail. To fall. Instead, he triumphed. Instead, he received a Pokemon, all on his own. A single drop in a great ocean creates ripples. Changes, that will spread to change the very world itself. But will it be good for ill? A humble fan-work dedicated to Mhyrloc. I OWN NOTHING! Narutoxharem

Not My Hunt by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

So. Bloodborne. I think I finally found a world too mad for me, strange as that might sound. There are no good choices here. No matter what you do, well, just about everyone has a bad time by the end. NOPE! Not allowed! Not at all! I object to this! Wholeheartedly! This may not be my Hunt...but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy it. Narutoxharem. Part of the "Not Going Home" series!

Fleeting Smiles by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was her fleeting smile that caught his eye. Just a flicker, a slipping of the mask. Who could say what it meant? Who would know where it might lead? Who could possibly tell? Just a smile. Yet it would change the very face of Thedas itself. Cousland/Nathaniel and other pairings, drabbles, and the like. My first true Dragon Age story; reviews are always welcome

Doom Upon Your Breeches! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The tale of a snarky, outgoing writer who is suddenly thrust into Thedas, and the events of the Inquisition. Getting hit by a truck, strange new powers, eternal peril, falling in love...what could possibly go wrong? Besides loosing all your breeches, that is. Self insert. TONS of humor. Pairing undecided! Be sure to vote! Inspired by Hypermuffins "Misadventures in Another World!"

Keeper of my Heart by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Darkness could not seduce him. Lust could not control him. Death could not defeat him. When he left, the world wept. Now, years later, he returns from the void, his true potential realized, in a world he never dreamed existed. A world of might and magic. Of demons and dragons. Mages and templars. And an elf he can't quite seem to shake. NarutoxMerrill Dragon Age Crossover! Fluff!

Heart of a Mage by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The tiniest of changes can alter everything. The smallest ripple will have long-lasting consequences. And all because she met a strange elven boy with the heart of a mage. Witness a new tale of Meredith Stannard. Before she was the Knight Commander. Before the Blight. Before the Qunari, before Hawke, before the destruction of the Circle, before...everything. NarutoxMeredith!
One night, a most unexpected visitor pops into the life of young Jodie Holmes. But not just any visitor-he's a ghost from another dimension. A world outside her own, a different reality altogether. Not bound to her by any means but pursued by problems of his own, this strange prankster changes her life in ways she can't even begin to fathom. NarutoxJodie. Humor. Angst. Lust.
It was a catastrophe. The destruction of his village tore open the veil and cast him adrift through the ages, to a strange new world. Now, years later, he stands before a Blight and, maybe just maybe, a way home. But will he even want to return after meeting a certain witch of the wilds; a wonderous woman as headstrong as he is stubborn? NarutoxMorrigan. Set in the DA universe!

The Longest Road by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Champion of Kirkwall wasn't the only one who fled Lothering during the Blight. There was also a dashing, handsome young apostate who left for the shores of Kirkwall on that day. Tall, short of temper, blue eyes that blazed like fire, wielding a staff carved from dragonbone. And did I mention he wasn't from our world at all? NarutoxfemHawkexBethany. Killed by Bioware.

The Dawn Will Come by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

One last act of defiance changed everything, flinging him forth from his world. Nearly a decade later, something brought him back. But when he finally returns, 'tis his home no longer. Awakening in a land of magic and despair, he finds himself tasked with picking up the pieces; both of his life and new bonds he's forged. One way or another, The Dawn Will Come. Narutoxharem!
Betrayed. Dishonored. Forsaken. I still don't understand it. What did I do wrong? Why was I sent here? Exiled for a crime I don't remember, banished for a deed I can't recall, and left to wander alone. Maybe I am cursed. Maybe I am a sinner. Maybe I deserve this. But even so, that doesn't mean I'll go quietly. I Am the Vengeful One. Narutoxharem? Pairing undecided. Be sure to vote!

Digital Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Why? I am told it was one of my very first words. The real questions didn't come until later. Much later; when I first fell into this world. What am I? Who am I? Why do they all fear me? How did I forget my name? When did I meet her? Will I help save the worlds? Or will I burn them down? My first NarutoxDigimon crossover! Narutoxharem? Pairings open! Suggestions wanted!
What lies beyond the sky? What stars and different races await beyond the precipiece of our vision? Unfortunately, he's about to find out what awaits us beyond the starry sky. The hard way. NarutoxJackxTali! Co-Written by myself and Uzumaki Crossover!
Don't let them in. Don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let them know. Elsa always felt she had to do this; keep up appearances for the sake of her sister, then her parents, then her kingdom. But what if she didn't have to be that perfect girl? What if she were able to let go? NarutoxElsa. First ever NarutoxFrozen crossover! AU.

An Endless Journey by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It is said that the Holy Grail plays host to all manner of heroes and villains throughout space, time, even the multiverse itself. Some are well known. Others are not. These are their stories. A dump for some of my Fate-related ideas, in which readers can vote. Inspired by Lord Mist's famous "Infinite Paths" story. I OWN NOTHING! Reviews and suggestions are always appreciated!
Strength isn't everything, he told me. The sharpest mind can destroy the darkest of demons. Fend off the strongest fairy. Crush phantoms. Who am I, you ask? I am the Dragon of Eros. A far-flung child, taken under ancient wings. An unabashed pervert. What? Save the world? I don't think so. Where's the fun in that, ya know? Smart Narutoxharem. Silliness and naughty bits within! VOTE!

Avatar of the Gods by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Immortality is a funny thing; some might think it a gift from the Gods themselves. Wouldn't it be wonderful to live forever? To never age? Never die? Would not one call that a blessing? More like a curse. I've died so many times now I've lost count, and yet I keep coming back, with everything intact. Yes, my life is cursed, and yet...I enjoy it. Narutoxharem! A bit cringe, sorry.

Calling All Heroes (And Villains!) by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In a rare fit of whimsy the Holy Grail decides to buck the norm and select a different roster of heroes for the up-and-coming war...all save Saber. The events that follow prove nothing short of catastrophic..for all the wrong reasons. Calling All Heroes! Fate Zero. An ambitious crossover inspired by the Infamous Man's story: "Fate: Zero Sense!" Reviews are always welcome!

Fellowship of the Grail by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It can be said that where there is Fate, so too is there a Holy Grail. An interconnected web across space and time, aware of one another, yet unable to interact. Only see. "This" grail saw what "another" grail had done, and a seed of a thought was planted. An idea was born. And the chaos surged anew. A Crossover idea inspired by Lord Mist's Infinite Paths. Reviews are welcome!

She is my Noble Mistress! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

How did this happen? How did one man go from being one of the most powerful shinobi in all the elemental nations, to serving one of the most powerful and influential families in all Fiorre? How could one woman, tame such a beast? This, is that story. A mad one. NarutoxLucy. Implied NarutoxLayla. More or less a crack fic. Full Credit to TFS Hellsing Abridged. Being rewritten.
Subject Zero wasn't the only criminal caged in Purgatory. Hundreds of thousands once called that cold abyss home. But there are some things that should never be unleashed, forces best left untapped. Now, a new terror has been released into the galaxy. But is he a friend or foe? Either way, it'll be one hell of a ride on the way down. Narutoxharem. Mass Effect 2.
Words have power. They can harm or heal. Destroy. Support. Condemn. Inspire. Words can doom a nation, or save it. They can wring tears from a heart of stone. Light fire in the eyes of men. Words are dangerous. Words are a weapon. Written words, even more so. If they're my ally in this world, I just might make it with the Strawhats...I hope. Self-insert. Some romance. Open Pairings?

An Unruly Dragon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Who possesses the greatest power in the world? The Four Emperors? One Piece? The Navy? Pirates? No. If one were to consult a scholar, he would tell you that the greatest power in the world belongs to the World Nobles. But what good is that power when its wasted by fools like them? We could do so much good with this power...yet we do not. Why? Why don't we? Narutoxharem!

Hard Contact by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pluton. A weapon of mass destruction. Capable of laying waste to entire civilizations, its existence was sealed by the World Government lest news of its existence leak to the public. Now, that day is here. Pluton is REAL! Its key, alive and well. But will its existence help or hinder the Strawhats in the battles to come? One can only wonder... NarutoxRobinxHarem! Poll closed!

Master of Shadows by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He never had the life he deserved. He grew up, unloved, alone, forced to resort to crime to survive. He never knew what it meant to have a home. However, the day he found that ship, that fruit, everything changed. NarutoxHarem, with a new twist!

Passing the Torch by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The flame of life is extinguished. Passed, to a new generation. With the death of Fire Fist Ace still so fresh in the news, a new legend is born. Just who is this rookie? And why does he have the powers of the Mera Mera no mi? NarutoxHarem, Fluff. Being heavily overhauled and rewritten due to certain events and unforeseen changes in One Piece.

Kill the Horizon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Months after Kaguya's sealing, shinobi are still picking up the pieces. Yet the conflict did not go unnoticed by the rest of their world, and their precious peace might cost them more than they dreamed. Exposed to the world at large and threatened with war, who will prevail? Who will Kill the Horizon? Naruto vs One Piece! Narutox? Sasukex? MASSIVE crossover. Vote for pairings!

Rogue Heart by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The heart is a strange thing. Rogue, determined, defiant, it doesn't A strange twist of fate catapaults a young man onto the high seas and changes the world forever. Will his life be one of infamy, or mediocrity? Of course it won't! He just wants to provide for his family. They're a strange bunch of rogues, but they're his heart. NarutoxBellmere! Given to Agurra of the Darkness!

Legacy of a God by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Lightning. The hammer of heavens. A thing of immense unstoppable power, yet as fleeting as the beat of a hummingbird's wing. In its brief moment of existence it reshapes whatever it touches. One man will reshape the world with its power. This is is story. The legacy of the one who unwilling commanded the power of the very gods themselves! NarutoxHarem!
They took him. Stole him away from his family. Made him into a weapon. A monster. Experiment after experiment. Innumerable tests. Break this. Destroy that. Kill her. Kidnap him. Rinse and repeat. A hell without end. Without relent. Without respite. Without escape. Will he find his freedom in the skies? Or is he merely dust among the stars? Narutoxharem? Vote for the pairing!
Love is toxic. Poisonous. Deadly. Lethal. Love takes away all reason, every semblance of self. Everything. You would kill to preserve love, do anything to protect him. Looking back, holding their little girl in her arms-she can't help but wonder. When did she fall in love with a fool like him? NarutxPoison Ivy! Based on and Inspired by the events of Batman: Assault on Arkham! AU!

Son of Ares by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

All Ares ever desired was a son. An heir, a worthy warrior, one that he could call his own. More than a pawn, more than a tool, a weapon by which he might dethrone his father and claim Olympus for himself. But one god's greed is another's undoing. And this mistake just might be the end of the Gods themselves. Based loosely on the events of God of War: Ascension. Narutoxharem!

Return of the Gods by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In ancient Greece, the world was once brought to the brink of destruction. Seas raged. Skies darkened. Dead walked the earth. Plague and famine consumed all. Even the very earth turned against mankind. The Gods were slain. Slaughtered, by one of their own. Now, thousands of years later, they are returning...but not at all in the way one might expect. Narutoxharem. Slight crossover.

Stranded in Skyrim by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I don't rightly know how, but I've gotten myself stranded in Skyrim! As if that weren't bad enough, I'm already dead. Trouble is, I just keep respawning! Cursed with the inability to die, I struggle to survive in a realm of sorcery and dragons, all while trying to fend off a permanent and deadly Game Over. Self-insert fic. Contains lit-rpg elements. Multi-pairing? Please be nice!
He always loved the snow. It was so much better than the rain, always so beautiful, so calming, so peaceful. That is why he adored her so. Ever since that night, the rain in his heart always turned to snow whenever she was near. IchigoxSode no Shirayuki. Now edited and COMPLETE! Written when I was very young, so please excuse the grammar and run-on sentences.

Harbinger of Destiny by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Centuries after the death of a hero, after the end of an era, earth is reduced to chaos. After years in stasis, an unlikely ally is awoken under the strangest of circumstances to guard the son of the hero. NarutoxHarem! Fluff! Language! Violence! Tech!
She's always been cold. Ruthless. Brutal. Never feeling, never daring to care...until she met him. A boy with no emotion, no soul, almost no piece of himself to call his own save his name. She thought she was cold, but when she's around him, she's warm. One way or another, she is determined to melt that icy heart. NarutoxKiller Frost! Inspired, based on Batman: Assault on Arkham!

Life is Ramen by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Destiny doesn't like its peas mixed with its porridge. When you push against it, sometimes it pushes back. Sometimes, it pushes hard. And sometimes you SHATTER destiny. Hey, when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When fate gives you noodles, what do you do? You make Ramen! Humor, zaniness, reality bending, fluff abounds! NarutoxHarem. NarutoxMaxChloe!
Bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt. These were the words given to Booker Dewitt. It was supposed to be a simple job, find the girl, wipe away the debt. That was all. That was BEFORE he met a sage among the clouds, a sage who has his own stake in finding this girl and will stop at nearly nothing to have her. NarutoxElizabeth! Bioshock Infinite Crossover. COMPLETE!

King of Darkness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The day Naruto opened the Scroll of Sealing was the day he died and discovered his lineage. Not that of a Namikaze. Nor an Uzumaki. His true lineage was something so much more. Something dark. Something wicked. Evil. Narutoxharem! Dark! Shippuuden.

Vanguards of the Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The shinobi race was decimated by the reapers. Their people indoctrinated, harvested, slaughtered without mercy. But not all perished during the harvest. Some survived. Now a cache of alien technology has been discovered upon their world. Secrets abound and much more, the Vanguard of a race thought long since extinct. Will they survive the next cycle? NarutoxAshley. REWRITTEN!

Eternity of the Depths by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Immortality. Both a curse and a blessing. Doomed to die and be reborn in a seemingly endless cycle of reincarnation, Uzumaki Naruto becomes harsh and jaded, sick of the world that scorned him in its corruption. Until that world is threatened by creatures forces from beyond the Breach. Now the only way to fight a monster...is with another monster. NarutoxMako! I OWN NOTHING!

Unbroken by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Even the greatest of minds can be broken. The strongest of sons, stolen. Perils untold, none of which the fates have foretold. But sometimes in the face of the greatest adversity a star is born. Her name is Naruko Uzumaki, heir to Minato, daughter of Kushina...and a shameless flirt. No wonder the world wants her dead. In the end, will she remained unbroken? Narukoxharem! Yuri!

Important Notice! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Please read this everyone, its important!
There are some boundaries that should never be crossed. Some things best left leashed. Forced to choose between certain death or the slim possibility of success, a lone shinobi catapaults himself to a distant era...in the middle of the Sekirei Plan! Narutoxharem! EDITED HEAVILY TO COMPLY WITH SITE GUIDELINES! Undergoing the final few chapters now.

A Word on Net Neutrality by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Please read, the future of this site is at risk!

Alpha and Omega by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Don't mess with Aria. This is the rule of Omega, the unspoken law amongsts its denizens. But for every Omega there must always be an Alpha, a beginning to an end and an end, to a beginning. This is the story of that beginning. A beginning that heralds the end to a galaxy and the arrival of the reapers. NarutoxAria. Reposted! Rated for violence, gore, language and character death.

Sentinel by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

War leads to death. Death leads to destruction. Destruction leads to nothingness. Nothingness leads to emptiness. A disillusioned force finds refuge in the most unlikely of places and thus, the ultimate entity is born. A guardian of days long past. A Sentinel, to watch over civilization. NarutoxTalixEDI! Harem Character death, Romance, angst. Rewriting due to Bioware.

God of Ramen by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Before creation, there must come destruction. These words have been hammered into my head time after time; and I've got the bruises to prove it. I always believed in God, ya know? But no one told me he dressed like a clown and liked to eat noodles! This is the story of how a boy grew into a man, and how a man became a God...OF RAMEN! NarutoxVados? Harem? Pairing undecided! VOTE!

The Crimson Spiral by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

How long have I been here? Forever. I can't seem to remember much else. I've been fighting for so long now, always fighting, always killing with out a thought...leading and endless path that spirals down into death. Who am I? Where am I? What am I? I know only this. I am not some piece of data; not some fractured bit of code. I am real. I am here. I EXIST! NarutoxHarem. Crossover.

The Smith and the Knight by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They said he was the best when it came to crafting arms and armor. A man who could create anything; someone who could pull life from nothing and give it form. A man who could tame demons. A peerless warrior. A proud creator. A staunch defender of all things good. And completely, utterly insane. They have no idea. A re-telling of Guardian of the Heart! NarutoxErza! Potential harem?

Avatar: A Legacy Untold by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Somewhere, someplace in space and time, a universe has shifted. Threads have come undone and fate has been unwound, destiny shaped and broken a thousand times over. Lives will be shattered and events altered, reality bent double until it is naught but a shadow of its former self. Because a new Avatar has awakened and her name is not Aang. Narukoxharem. Warning! Yuri involved!

Gravewalker by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They hit without warning. In an instant, we lost everything. I lost everything. Betrayed by my best friend, my village decimated by foul creatures of the abyss, I lost my life. My wife. My family. Everything. I was even denied my own demise. Could you rest? I cannot. I am banished from death. Now, I am the Gravewalker. Naruto x Shadow of Mordor crossover! Pairing undecided. DARK!

The Crimson Fox and the Black Cat by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Never in Ruri's life did she expect to meet someone she could give her soul to. She was convinced of it; her dark, sick, tainted spirit could never feel love, nor could it loved by another. She was a fallen angel; never, to be redeemed. Until she laid eyes on him. The day she met him; this strange new member of their circle...FROM AN ANIME? NarutoxKuroneko! Being rewritten.

Sword Art Online: Undying by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I've lived for an eternity; going through the motions. Alive, yet dead at the same time. I was a walking corpse. I cared for nothing. Not even myself. Nothing at all. Until someone told me about a game. A place where I could lose myself. Become someone else. Perhaps that was the moment when everything changed; when I became trapped in a game. Double crossover! Narutoxharem! Vote!
Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.
All Eveline ever wanted was a family. It was her most fervent desire, her most cherished wish. All she ever longed for. So, if one were to be offered to her, would she not jump at the opportunity? Not so Hazardous, indeed! Part of the Not Going Home Series! Spoilers for Resident Evil 7! Fluff, humor, and a sappy little story. ONESHOT.

A Ninja's Calling by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

You know, somehow, I always thought the future would be...different. It's funny, I know. We don't really think about the future, do we? We never acknowledge it. Take me, for instance. I never expected to be thrown into a dystopian world where robots and humanity are at war. I never thought I'd try to help them. Still, if this is my calling, then who am I to refuse? Narutoxharem!

Of Foxes and Turtles by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In search of power, to retrieve his friend. In search of redemption, to redeem their bond. In search of love, to find a place in the world. This is a story of power and untold bonds. Of love and lust. Takes place in the Guren Arc & onward. NarutoxHarem! I own nothing but the idea, obviously. Being rewritten.

A Quirk of Fate by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They called her A Quirk of Fate. Born to greatness, cursed with a cruel power, condemned to solitude. But for better or worse, she would be the one to change the world. Who is she? A hero? A villain? Good? Evil? Something in between? Neither of these things? One way or another, they will know her name. A crossover in a true sense of the word. Narukox? Pairing undecided! Vote!

Napalm by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A ruthless vigilante has made himself a home and a name within Academy City. His mission is unknown. Yet his methods are anything but; wherever he sets foot he always charrs his victims to ash, sparing no one. There is no remorse. There are no survivors. Who is this mystery man? What does he want? And why is he so captivated by a certain Railgun? NarutoxMikoto!

Paragon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

One universe has lost their paragon, and another has gained an unlikely shinobi. Elsewhere, a lone jedi has been brought back from the brink of death for reasons unknown and now, she teeters perilously on the brink. United against a common adversary, can these unusual allies somehow survive the coming storm? May the Force be with them both. NarutoxBarriss. Possible Harem?

Riddle of a Fox by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"What does a demon lack? What does a human have, that we do not? A soul? Family? Friends? A wife? What is it? I must know!" A wayward demon takes it upon himself to solve this riddle, to discover exactly what it means to possess a heart. But in doing so, he unwittingly causes all manner of chaos. Madness, silliness abounds! NarutoxHarem. NarutoxSayla? Rated M for a reason!

Love Drunk by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Getting Tipsy was just the beginning. Now that Cana and Naruto have won the day, what else awaits? Old allies emerge, new enemies return. Does they care? Not a bit. Because now they're Love Drunk. A would-be sequel to Tipsy in an alternate world. NarutoxCana! Enjoy! Rated M for a reason!
Realizing she's been selected for the S-Class Exam, Cana resorts to desperate measures to wash her sorrows away. Booze. Lots and lots of booze. A chance drink with a stranger has unforseen consequences and leaves her feeling more than just a little tipsy. NarutoxCana! Fluff. Angst. Lemons and language. AU. NarutoxFairy Tail crossover. Complete. No Sequel.

Never a Hero by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I never wanted to be a hero. I was always afraid of responsibility; terrified of failure. I never wanted to be a hero. I never wanted this body. Never wanted to be a hero. Apparently, fate had other plans. But after what I've done to the fabric of time...no. I'm not a Hero. Self-insert! Based on the new Dragonball Xenoverse game! My first self insert fic, so please be nice!

Trooper of Konoha by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A misguided challenge spoken in anger changes the fate of a certain blond. Harsh words lead to the discovery of a cache of alien technology that will not only alter him, and his world, but perhaps the very galaxy itself and all who inhabit it. "You always were a trooper, now we're just being a bit more literal." Request fic. NarutoxHaku? Being rewritten.

Not a Machine by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

True intelligence, be it artificial or not, has no definition. It simply is. "To erase the line between man and machine, is to obscure the line between men and gods." Now, I AM a god, so I'm not entirely certain that last line applies to me. This one, though...she's Not a Machine. Naruto x Ex Machina crossover, for lack of category! NarutoxAva! Part of the Not Going Home Series!

Heroes in the Dark by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

My name is Naruto. Naruto Vinsmoke. Wayward "son" if you want to call me that, of Vinsmoke Judge. Orange sheep of the family... in case the odd name didn't give it away. But none of that matters. Because I see what this world needs. It needs heroes. True heroes, true justice, unlike the marines. Heroes in the Dark. Heroes like me. Narutoxharem? Triple crossover, potentially more!

The Thirteenth Diary by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Insanity. It boggles the mind. Captures the imagination. But what truly makes a man insane? It is his beliefs? His moral code? Or is it his psyche, that crucial link that determines reality from illusion? Madness can drive man to do terrible things. Evil things. Unable to decipher Real Life from fantasy, a lone blonde aspires for the mantle of godhood. Narutoxharem!

Reaper of the Sea by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Madness is an escape. A reprieve. For those who lose everything, its often the easy way out...but at what cost? My name is Naruto Uzumaki. Host to the Kyuubi and all his chakra. The Sage of Six Paths Reborn. The Voice of a Dead People. The Right Hand of God. Reaper of the Sea. I am coming for you now...WITH A SMILE. Mad!Narutoxharem? MASSIVE crossover. Some Gender-Bending!

Let Me Out by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It only takes one stone to change things. One toss in the pond. Then come the ripples. But fate doesn't enjoy being subverted. Sometimes, it kicks you in the face. Sometimes, you should let the dead be. Sometimes, we have to pay the price for creating a new life and then trying to snuff it out. Sometimes, you have to Let Me Out. NarutoxMorgan! Based on the recently released movie!

Ripple by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Because the stone was cast; a ripple formed. Because the ripple formed, the water stirred. Because the water stirred, events changed. For want of change these events ended differently then they were ordained. Fate was denied; destiny defied. All because of that single stone, because of a simple ripple across space and time, two hearts came together. NarutoxHinata! NaruxHina!

Wings of Madness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. And he was pushed too far. Cursed with eternal life, driven mad by pain and loneliness, a wayward shinobi finds himself returning once more in the place of his birth. But this time its not a war he needs to worry about-or even the tenuous line of his own sanity. Its the fate of 108 little birds! NarutoxHaihanexharem!

Absolute Carnage by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

We were cast out of our world. Betrayed. Sealed. Lost. Forgotten. But now we are free. Bonded, with another. We have returned, and we will paint the world red! An unlikely outcast unseals something best left forgotten. Now he must control it-or lose himself entirely. Older!Naruto! X-over comic book Carnage from Spiderman. WARNING! DARK! Pairing undecided here, folks! Vote!

Royal Flush by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was his Ace. His everything. He was her Light, her key, the key to the door of a new life, a new world. They say a mind is a terrible thing to lose, but what happens when you never had one to begin with? Two insane children find each other in the dark...and now the world will burn for what its done. NarutoxAce! MAJOR fluff, insanity, and outright fun! Justice League crossover!
The Nova have a new weapon in their war against Earth. A pawn, in their strange and twisted plots. Stolen from his world long ago, this creature is neither man nor beast but a breed apart; an entity otherworldly in his power-from a time long since past. Sent to spy upon the Pandora, his task soon takes on a life of its own, and his cold heart stirs at last. Narutoxharem. Rewriting.

Pokemon: Comet Chronicles by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The world of Pokemon has changed. It used to be that they were unique creatures, with fantastic abilities. Animals who went back into their balls and were forgotten until the next battle. Until the comet hit. Until the world changed. Years later, a young boy takes his first steps as a new Pokemon trainer...in a new world. Self-Insert, takes place during the show. Pairing undecided!

Brave New World by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Teach a boy to fish, and he'll never go hungry. Train a boy to kill and you might be his next victim. Taken from his home as child, a battered blond and a menagerie of mismatched misfits find themselves helming a revolution ages in the making...one that just might destroy the very fabric of reality itself. 'Tis a Brave New World, indeed! Narutoxharem? MASSIVE CROSSOVER.

Your Highness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The worlds of Naruto and Dragon Ball Z collide once again, but the outcome is horrifically different. Captured and enslaved, can Uzumaki Naruto ever hope to escape his tormentors, or has he doomed himself to a life of slavery under a being even crueler than the saiyans? An offshoot of The Last Shinobi universe. NarutoxFasha. Fluff, Angst, Romance, AU, Character Death. Review!

Maelstrom of the Force by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Forced out of exile, he has been. Betrayed him, someone has. Forced to crash on an unknown planet, the greatest master to ever grace the Jedi Order finds himself training perhaps the most stubborn apprentice of all. Thousands of destinies rest firmly upon the shoulders of this young boy, born and yet unborn rest in his decisions to delve into the light or dark. NarutoxHinataxharem!

Of Gods and Men by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Of gods and men, which would you choose? Would you rule over the masses like a tyrant? Live with the common folk? I choose to be neither of these things. For I am the God of Ramen, Lord of Noodles, and Emperor of all things Anime; all that are good and of broth! Narutoxharem. Naruto and Noragami crossover! Fun, silly, and serious. VOTE FOR THE PAIRING AND REGALIA, PLEASE!

Ninja of the Earth by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's first C-Rank mission was meant to be a success. He was meant to prove himself; to form his own nindo. Too bad fate had other plans. A chance encounter leads to a tragedy, and that tragedy swiftly becomes a departure from everything he's ever known. But it just might offer him a small chance at something more. DBZ crssover NarutoxHarem/pairing undecided. Please Review!

Not Today! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death is a funny thing. I should know. It has a way of...unbalancing you, of making you see things, you wouldn't see before. When all this is through I may die yet...BUT NOT TODAY! This is the beginning, the start of all the madness and hilarity that followed my years into godhood. I proudly present the BEGINNING of the "Not Going Home" series! Narutoxharem!

Friends until the End by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It's a wonderful thing to have friends. A friend, even. The longing for a companion, for someone to talk to, for someone to pick you up off the ground when you're down. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? To be there, when you're needed; a hand to steady you, a shoulder to cry on. Someone just for you. A young boy got his wish. The world will tremble. NarutoxRobin! Hiatus.

Not an Alien by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

My name is Killa. I've always wanted to know my destiny. My fate. Not where I came from, but what I will be. What I will become. I believe the Ripley holds the answers, so I will have them. I will have them, no matter what. Because of Master. Master looks after us. Master keeps us safe...After all...I'm Not an Alien anymore, am I? Part of the Not Going Home Series! NarutoxRipley?

Bloody Eternity by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I have almost no memory of who I am. Only what I am. All I remember is that. Naruto. That's my name. Where I came from, who I was, none of that matters, not anymore. Now I've got a bloody eternity laid out before me in service to the queen of the Vampires-and I have no idea what she-or anyone!-wants from me. TROUBLESOME! Narutox? Pairing undecided. VOTE!

Betraying Reason by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An X-over/Fusion. What is fear? Fear defies reason, logic, all rationale. An unpleasant emotion caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous, or a threat. To be afraid of something, painful, or threatening. Fear defies all reason, and so, I will Betray Reason itself and become that fear. Now...would you like to see my mask? Narutoxharem! I Own Nothing! Dark Knight!

Not a Joke by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Have you ever had a REALLY, bad day? I did, once. One bad day, and my mind let go of the wheel. All because of HIM. Now I look like...this. They won't even look at me! They think I'm a joke, do they? They think its funny! Well its Not a Joke, not to me. We'll see who gets the last laugh when I kill them all... Narutoxharem! Part of the Not Going Home Series! WARNING! DARK!

Not an Assassin by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I've been nearly everywhere by now. Seen just about everyone, everything. But there are still some realms I haven't visited, worlds I have NOT seen, depths I have yet to delve. Take Arkham City for example. Never been. Never seen the Lazarus Pit, either. Never led a league of assassins...but hey, what could possibly go wrong? Narutoxharem! Part of the Not Going Home series!
So, everyone has been telling me about this Kingsman business. And by everyone, I mean the ENTIRE BLOODY AVENGERS TOWER! How's a guy supposed to get any sleep with all this commotion! Lets take a look at it-shall we? Just two epic assassins in a world full of killers...not so deadly, right? Part of the Not Going Home series! NarutoxGazelle! Oneshot.

Not So Serious by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They said I couldn't do it. Couldn't go dark and come back. Couldn't go to Gotham, wreak all sorts of havoc. Couldn't break its hope, its SPIRIT, all of it champions, and walk away as if nothing happened. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! After all I'm not so bad...I'm not so serious, either. Why the long face, eh? WHY? SO? SERIOUS! Naruto and the Dark Knight! Vote for the Pairing!

MY STORIES ARE BACK! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

ALERT VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION WITHIN!I HAVE GOOD NEWS! READ WITHIN TO FIND OUT! MY FICS ARE ALL BACK BUT I HAVE TO EDIT THEM! READ THIS BEFORE IT IS TAKEN DOWN AGAIN!

RESTORED! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

ALERT VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION WITHIN!I HAVE GOOD NEWS! READ WITHIN TO FIND OUT! MY FICS ARE ALL BACK BUT I HAVE TO EDIT THEM! READ THIS BEFORE IT IS TAKEN DOWN!

ALERT! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

ALERT VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION WITHIN! I NEED HELP! I HAVE BEEN PURGED! READ THIS BEFORE IT IS TAKEN DOWN!

The True King by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The story of Bleach, retold in its full entirety from the very beginning! Ichigo was an ordinary highschool student, with the ability to see ghosts. Then one day, everything changed. Drama, sex, angst, fluff, lust. Enjoy everyone! IchigoxYoruichixSoifon

The Only Cure by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes the only cure for loneliness is to band together. To join forces. Thrust into a world not of his own design, a broken blond is forced to make his way in a world where the dead walk, and everyone is an enemy. This is a story of a cure; of kindness and sorrow, of love lived and lost. NarutoXCarleyXLily Rated for swearing and graphic scenes down the road.

Mass Effect: Invictus by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death is an inevitable part of life. We are born, we live, we breathe, and eventually expire. But what does life hold for a man whose already died once? Lost to a Collector surprise attack, John Shepard wakes up again two years later to discover that time has marched on without him. His crew is gone. But who is this mysterious thief whos broken into his heart? ShepardxKasumi.

Dead Space: Rising by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is nothing more terrifying than death...except, when the dead start rising and try to kill you! NarutoxTayuya. Trapped on a vessel with thousands of corpses, a lone man tries to find the love off his life amidst the horror of space. Horror, romance. Character death. Dead Space crossover.

Undertaker by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A new vigilante has taken up arms in Gotham, dealing death to the corrupt and wicked. He leaves no fingerprints, no evidence, no witnesses to identify him. Some claim he's a man. Others, a woman. Who is he? Just what does this madman want? Will James Gordon be able to stop him? Or will he join him? First ever NarutoxGotham crossover! Pairing undecided! Be sure to vote!

Living the Dream by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

On a fateful sunny afternoon, a young man set out to make a name for himself; to do as many a pirate once sought to do before; to find One Piece. To find a ship, nakama, and crew. He lives for the sake of but a single dream. However, just who is this Strawhat he keeps running into? Narutoxharem! Romance, action, adventure, and all that good stuff! One Piece Crossover!

Beyond the Shadows by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Nagato gave Naruto the power for peace before his defeat. Will it be enough as war looms, as Tsunade chooses a sucessor? The Summit of Five Kages is set to begin, and she couldn't have asked for a better replacement. Romance, fluff, NarutoxHinataxHanabi

The Last Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The worlds of Naruto and Dragon Ball Z collide. Violently. Now, with his home destroyed, his friends and family murdered, and his world left within a sea of ash, Uzumaki Naruto ascends to the stars in the pursuit of justice. If only it were that easy. Destiny waits for him amongst the heavens as does a horde of new enemies. And, perhaps...love? NarutoxHarem! Fluff, Action. Angst.

Hearts of Shadow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What is a shadow? The true self. But what does the true self want? Freedom? Power? Love? These things can only be guessed at. Or is it possible that a shadow could actually desire someone? This one does. NarutoxHarem! Takes place during Persona 4.

Once Burned, Twice Shy by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He's been burned before, but never like this. This god-awful ache in his chest just won't go away, no matter how much he might want it to. Its always there, always a part of him, reminding of his failure. Always with him, now matter how much he might try. A new life, a new city. Different girls, same burn. So the saying goes: Once Burned, Twice Shy. NarutoxMelanie. Being rewritten.
All she wanted was a family. To live. To laugh. To love. To have the life that was denied to her. When someone accidentally watches her tape Samara finds herself catapaulted to a distant worlds, a distant land, and a chance at the happiness she never have a chance to experience. A chance to live and be something...more. NarutoxSamara. Inspired by the events of the Ring 2. Twoshot!

The Crimson Prince by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A rainy day in the month of May. A girl, standing before the river, ready to leap into oblivion. A boy, and his mother, and how a simple conversation would change their lives forever. IchigoxBenihime, with bits of IchigoxYoruichi in later chapters

Crimson Wing by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

To err is human; to forgive, divine. A simple mistake during the adjustment proccess leads to far-reaching consequences for a certain Sekirei, the ripples of which will be felt through the Sekirei Plan and beyond. Because of that lone error, a little wing is given redemption, a chance to thrive, and become so much more...his little, Crimson Wing. NarutoxBenitsubasa!

Chronicles of an Orange Knight by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fate is a strange, fickle thing. The tiniest of changes can create a ripple in the pond, and each ripple can change the world. But can a wandering blond hope to change his philandering ways when the fate of the world hangs in the balance? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, its going to be one wild ride, from start to finish. But will he survive it? NarutoxKaraxYulie. Humor. Enjoy!

Who We Are by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

For the longest time, Minerva had known she was weak. Ever since she could walk. To her, the weakness meant pain. Beatings. But what if it didn't have to be that way? When a chance encounter with a dimension-hopping stranger radically alters her past, what will come of it? This is who she is, and she will not go away. Now, nor ever. Never again. NarutoxMinerva! Romance abound!

Rise by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

There is a prison, in a more ancient part of the world. A pit where men are thrown to suffer and die. But sometimes a man rises from that darkness. Sometimes, the pit sends something back. Thrown in and left to die, to despair, something rises from a pit. Once, he was a man. Now, he's become a monster. He'll do anything to get her back. Even if it means the death of an entire city.

Locked out of Heaven by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

My hands are soaked in blood. No matter how hard I try, I can never wash it out. Why? Because I'm Locked out of Heaven. I can never go back, I can never remember, and I can never die. Yes, no matter how hard I try, nor how high I fly, I cannot reach those pearly gates. I am locked out of heaven, and there's nothing I can do. Triple Crossover! Naruto x Fairy Tail x One Piece! Harem!

An Act of Mercy by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Commander Jane Shepard was known for many, many things. She preserved life even when it was uneccessary, made peace where she could. Three years of her life stood in stark testament to those facts. But will one choice, one act of mercy, bring everything crashing down? Contains spoilers for Mass Effect 3 and Citadel DLC! ShepardxLiara. Fluff, Language, humor.

Vendetta by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The only verdict is vengeance. A vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain. I will have vengeance on those who made me a monster, and those responsible for the sordid state of my village will be brought to justice. I am no hero. Nor am I a villain. I am the ghost of a past long forgotten and I will have my revenge. NarutoxIno. Based off the movie V for Vendetta! I OWN NOTHING!

The Unlikely Disciple by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ryouzanpaku has only ever trained one disciple. That disciple was Shirahama Kenichi. But what if there were another? A true warrior, trained in combat, not those of the martial arts, but of the darker sort? Not a swordsman, nor a martial artist, but something else entirely? Narutoxharem! Romance, lemons, violence, fluff, gore, etc.
Erza never knew what it was like to have an equal. A companion. Someone to walk beside her, not in front of or behind her. Someone who could do what no man or woman ever could. Tame her. Just who is this mysterious blond? Complete.

Adept by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Visions are strange, fickle things. You can never quite tell their meaning, nor can you discern their purpose. When she has a vision of a powerful warrior's arrival to aid her against the darkness, well he's the last thing she expected. NarutoxSabrina!

Perfection by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Perfection. "The condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects." That's what I strive for. This constant battle will be worth it, it'll all be worth it, as soon as I reach Perfection with him. NarutoxMorinth!

I Fly by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not every death was meant to be. Sometimes, fate has other plans. But will those plans save one universe, only to doom another? Flung from his world at the brink of death, a young Uchiha finds himself in a strange realm, where humanity...is no longer at the top of the food chain. In the midst of this strange new world, will he find a family? ObitoxMikasa! Co-written with VsfMark!

Old Wounds by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pain is something all hollows know. Pain of the flesh, of the body, of the soul. They are wounded creatures, seeking solace in devouring the souls of others to satiate their pain. Their wounds. But some wounds are old wounds, borne not of the body but of the mind. Some wounds never heal. They linger like an infestation, clinging with regret. Always. NarutoxNeliel. Potential harem.

Mass Effect 3: Cataclysm by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Javik wasn't the only thing sealed in stasis for Fifty Thousand Years. There was something else. Someone Else. Now, after years adrift, he just might be the key to winning the war against the reapers...and surviving. NarutoxLiaraxTali. Fluff! Epicness!

Vanguard of the Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The shinobi race was decimated by the reapers. Their people indoctrinated, harvested, slaughtered without mercy. But not all perished during the harvest. Some survived. Now a cache of alien technology has been discovered upon their world. Secrets abound and much more, in the Vanguard of a lost race thought to be long since extinct. Will they survive the next cycle? NarutoxAshleyx?
He was so pure and sweet. Like chocolate; she'd never thought to meet someone like him in all her life. Never thought to fall in love with him, let alone even consider marrying him. Yet all these things happened, in the span of only a few days. Yes, he was pure and sweet like Chocolate. Just like chocolate when she loved him the most...he melted away. NarutoxStocking. Complete!

Avenger no More by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Our roles could have been reversed." One misstep could've let to another, a single decision could've changed an entire world. What if Sasuke returned to Konoha and Naruto, consumed by hatred, went to Orochimaru? This is that tale. A tale of an avenger who will no longer avenge, and hero who is no longer a hero at all. NarutoxTayuyaxKarin. Sasukexundecided? Pairing open to ideas.

Castle of Glass by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some seals should never be tampered with. Some doors should never be opened. One year after the events of the Fourth Shinobi War, a cataclysm is unkowningly unleashed upon the Elemental Nations. To save one world he must travel to the next and prevent its destruction. This world is a castle of glass...and he's about to bring it all crashing down. NarutoxYoruichi. Potential harem!

Sound of Madness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto awoke after Team Seven's encounter with Orochimaru? What might he have done? Would he protect his Teammates? Or would he abandon them and leave them for dead? We all know the answer to this question! NarutoxSakura Major FLUFF.

Sengoku Basara: Dynasty of the Kitsune by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

How on earth did he land in the Sengoku Period? And why is Nobunaga after him? Hurtled back through time by an unknown encounter with an insatiable enemy, he fights in the past to find love, happiness, and a return to the days of tomorrow. But will the future ever be the same when and IF he ever returns? NarutoxHarem! Rated M for limes, lemons, language and gore.

Legacy of the Fallen by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He never should've stolen the scroll. Never should've deciphered its secrets; secrets long forgotten. What you don't know can't hurt you, but what you do know...can. Now with the fate of the entire universe hanging in the balance, Uzumaki Naruto must protect his planet and all those he holds dear...or risk losing everything. Strong NarutoxHarem! Violence, language, romance.

The World Only I Know by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the world only I know. Yes, I! The God of Conquest! Apparently...that's who I'm supposed to be. That's who this strange demon girl keeps calling me. Did I mention I accidentally signed this bogus contract? Now, I've got to help her capture these loose souls as if my life, and my head depend upon it because they do! If I don't honour their terms...I'm dead! NarutoxHarem!

Goddess by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

No mere man could ever hope to be her equal. No mere mortal could surpass her brilliance. None...except a God Slayer. Defeated by the one man she loathes above all, she slowly finds herself falling for the one individual she can never have, even as she swears revenge. Will lust become the love she seeks? Or is she doomed to loneliness? NarutoxMinerva! Fluff, Drama, Angst, Love.

A Rose Amongst Thorns by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Heroes are not always born. At times they are forged in fire. Shaped by events beyond their control. No, heroes are not always born. Sometimes, they are made. Witness the grand adventure of a boy forged by fire, two girls wracked by grief, and the terrible evil that brings them all together in a epic tale for the ages. NarutoxRosexSparrow. Being rewritten.

Will of a Hero by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The shinobi world has become decadent. Fallen into decay, after years of war mongering and false peace. Enemies plot war and destruction abound, uncaring for the innocents trampled underfoot. Someone must take up arms. Someone must fight. But what will it take to save the world? The will of a hero? Or that of a villian? NarutoxHarem. Romance, adventure, Fable Crossover!

ALERT! HACKING ATTEMPT! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Please read before this is deleted, important information enclosed within! I may have been HACKED!

Nakama by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Being born cannot be called a sin. Simply existing cannot be called a sin. This is a story of a very lonely little girl who knew only darkness and deceit. What will happen when she meets someone just like her? Will she find a nakama? NarutoxRobin. Fluff!

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'd been trapped in this world for ten years. Wandering from one form of existence to another. Searching for a way home, for a family, for anything to call his own. Then one hellraiser met another and all hell broke loose. Eventual NarutoxJackxHarem!

Starting Over by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto gives up on the realm of the living, makes a deal with a stranger, ends up in Soul Society, meets a very ODD girl, gets three weird swords, and THEN gets caught up in a war for the fate of the universe! Naruxharem, with loads of drama and laughs!

Chronicles of the Sith by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She infuriates him. Angers him. He should not feel this way about her being; he should not care for her safety. He should not, and yet, he cannot bring himself to ignore this strange, little girl. Naruko is her name and he isn't sure whether he wants to love her or kill her. Catapaulted across time and space, a sith struggles to contemplate his new destiny AU. AnakinxNaruko. Harem?

Ghosts of the Past by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An unexpected encounter with a stray spirit derails the destiny of Uzumaki Naruto forever. Now, his eyes have been opened, and in more ways that one. Stripped of his ignorance, and blessed with possibly one of the most powerful bloodlines ever seen by the Elemental Nations, he sets out to discover just who he is. NarutoxHinata. Possible harem. Challenge by Brown Phantom.

Try by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Where there is desire there will always be a flame. Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned. But just because you burn doesn't mean you're going to die. You've got to get up and try, and try and try. And no matter what he does she'll always try, try, try. NarutoxHinata! NaruxHina! Fluff, Action, Adventure.

Viper by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A wild night of debauchery after Pain's defeat leads to unexpected consequences between Uzumaki Naruto and Mitarashi Anko. Now with a child on the way and a war bearing down them, what will be the fate of their untimely offspring? AU NarutoxAnko Lemons!

Raindrop by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She hated the rain. It was gloomy. Depressing. But then she found him, and realized that the rain isn't something gloomy at all. Rain can be beautiful. It can be wonderful. Just like him. 7th in a series of NarutoxFairy Tail Oneshots! NarutoXJuvia! COMPLETE !

A World Without Shinobi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Chakra. It is the lifeblood of shinobi. The means by which they hold their power; ninjutsu, genjutsu, taijutsu. With it, they are strong. Invincible. But what if that power...were to be taken away? Someone is striking down shinobi, taking not their lives, but their most precious power. Chakra. Save for one. What will happen in a world without shinobi? NarutoxHinata. Possible Harem.

Blade of the Kitsune by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I am a blade. But I no longer kill. I no longer cut, no longer slice, no longer dice, I cannot harm. Once, I lived. Once, I loved. Now my friends are forgotten. My family, dead. My purpose is simple; my goal, humble. My name and appearance has changed hands far too many times to count. I shouldn't care and yet I do; because I simply can't let these little blades go. Narutoxharem!

Nightwalker by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In the depths of his misery and despair, a lonely little boy accidentally releases a demon back into the world. But not just any demon. The lord of night. The one to whom all evil pays homage. Now he is free...or is he? An unlikely pact between boy and vampire turns fate itself on her head, unleashing utter chaos upon the world as only a vampire can. Hellsing X-Over. NarutoxHarem

Curiosity by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"You interest me, Kurosaki Ichigo." Those were her words. Fascination develops into obsession, and obsession, into lust and lust, into love. And this Love, will change Ichigo Kurosaki forever. In more ways than one. IchigoxHalibel, possibly with some IchigoxNel. Fluff, violence, language. Review please! On Indefinite Hiatus thanks to that blasted ending of Bleach.

Saiyan for a Year by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An accidental wish on the dragonballs has gone horribly awry. Now, trapped as a saiyan for the next year, Chi-Chi is forced to accept her new fate and somehow manage a house full of super saiyans, while juggling her duties as a mother and a wife. And she'd best do it soon; because darkness is on the horizon and a new enemy is rising...GokuxChi-Chi. Fluff, Romance, Humor, Action.

Soul of a Kitsune by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was a man of many things. Madness, one of them. Now as a resident of Death City, housing a demon worse than the Kishin itself, he finds himself enjoying the company of beautiful women. What could possibly go wrong? Everything! Narutoxharem!

A Legend Reborn by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Legends never die. They may fade into obscurity, they may vanish, but they never die. This is the tale of a legend. A legend thought to be gone, extinct, lost forever. One that will spread its name across the land in conquest. NarutoxPanxBullaxHarem! On Hiatus due to personal issues...

Naruto: Conqueror of Nations! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He's the last of his clan. The last Namikaze. Now, tasked with restoring his clan, he takes to the task as only a Namikaze could. With enough virility satisfy to an entire harem of lovely women! Narutoxharem! Lemons! Fluff! Smut! Pre and post Shippuuden!

Ten Dates in Ten Days by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Never trust the oath of a sage. Especially when that sage is Ero-Senin. Now,Uzumaki Naruto's about to learn the art of seducing the hard way and perhaps, the right way over the course of the next...Ten Dates in Ten Days...NarutoxHarem! Fluff Romance, Lemon, etc. Be sure to vote for pairings!

Edge of Fate by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The hand of fate has strayed. The fight between Naruto and Sasuke ends, with horrific consequences on both sides. Now, on the run from everyone and everything he's ever known, how will Naruto cope with exile? How will he survive? Dark! Narutoxharem! Character Death! Takes place before the Battle of the Valley of End

Sapphire by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ever since the day they'd met he blazed like a fire in her heart. White-hot and consuming. She, a slow burning encompassing blaze, one he could never hope to put out. Two flames collide, burn brightly, and smolder for a long, looong time. NarutoxBlackfire! Rated M for language and implied lemons, angst, violence, etc.

Stormbringer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just as she fell into the depths of despair, she found him. Or perhaps, he found her. Or perhaps, they found each other. Stiil, who would have thought that such a union could ever exist between the two unlikliest of heroes? Fairy Tail X-Over NarutoxErza! Two chapters only, complete!

Path of Peace by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto awakened another power in the Land of Waves? A power not seen for thousands of years? Such power will shape his very destiny and change his life for the better. However, there are those who desire this power, and its owner. NarutoxHAREM. I own nothing! All references related to TFS and respective media belong to their owners! Geez, you'd think that'd be obvious...

Corruption by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Power corrupts. Like a plague, weakening the body; like a weed, strangling the good and supplanting it with evil, this is what power can do. The intoxicating realization that with power, you can have ANYTHING. Even happiness and respect. NarutoxHarem!

Rise and Fall by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was a cold December evening in Gotham City when the Batman first met the Fox. It was also the beginning of the worst crises ever to confront Gotham City and its Dark Knight. An unprecedented gathering has turned its eye toward the city, determined to bring about its destruction. By the end of the conflict a hero would rise...and a man would fall. Narutoxharem. BrucexSelina.

Lord of Spirits by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some promises must never be broken. Some traditions should never be changed. Or so Rikuo realizes upon meeting a group of demons more powerful than any Nurarihyon before them. What is their goal? And why is their leader such a womanizer? Narutoxharem! Now rated M for Lemon and language and certain...themes.

Dawn of Thunder by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A vicious twist of fate cast him aside from the path. A desperate effort made by a mage gave him a new one. Raised by the mightiest of all Dragons, what does the world of Fairy Tail have in store for Naruto? crossover Romance angst fluff NarutoxMiraxCana. PRESENTLY UNDERGOING A MASSIVE REWRITE!

Guilty God by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A god is righteous. A god is just. A god delivers punishment upon those who have sinned. Yes, that is what I am. The title of "God" belongs to me, and me alone. And those that have wronged this god...shall be punished. NarutoxHarem! Dark! Lemons! X-over!

Spirit Never Dies by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death is never the end. Rather, is the beginning. The beginning of so much more. Because the spirit never dies. It lives on forever, never giving up, never giving in. Rising from the fire of a damned soul; Uzumaki Naruto rises from the grave, hellbent on exacting revenge on those who've wronged him in the past, and creating a new village. Never count a dead last out! Narutoxharem!

The Demon Rides Again by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

We all have our own demons. We grapple with them, wrestle with our deepest, darkest desires in the depths of our souls, tell ourselves to do the right thing. But some demons are stronger than others. These demons are not meant to see the light of day, never meant to know the touch of a loved one. He was such a demon and now...he rides again. Dark Narutoxharem!

The Ram and The Fox by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

All her life, Aries had only ever known loneliness. Her master was cruel, and for that, she despaired. Then one day she found a boy, slumbering beneath the starry skies of her realm. Who is this boy? Where did he come from? NarutoxAries! Fluff! Two-shot. Complete!

Sage of Shinigami by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Destiny cannot be denied. Or can it? Brought back from the brink, raised by a complete stranger, a boy finds a new place for himself in the afterlife. But when old enemies threaten nis new way of life, just how far will he go to defend it? NarutoxHarem!

Renegade by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He disgusted her. Always so cheery. He was an enigma. Not a yoma, but not a human, either. What did that make him, then? What was he to her? Why was she unable to kill him? Only time will tell. NarutoxClare. Blood, language, and possible lemons!

Path of the Demon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In a time before the existence of knightmares, before the subjugation of the Japan, before the life and death of Lelouch vi Brittania, another tyrant was born. Loved by some, despised by others, he sought to unite the world. Naruto x C.C. x Harem!

Passing by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Time heals all wounds. But not his. He can never forgive himself for what he's done. Never. Stupid. Stupid girl! She had to be stubborn, not for him, but for the world. He had to take the shot. He'd no other choice. ShepardxAshley. Implied ShepardxTali.

Ascension by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Nura Rihan had an illegitimate heir. One only a select few knew about. He was spirited away, and forgotten. Now, his day of reckoning is nigh and all those who have wronged him are about to pay...as he picks up a few ladies on the way. NarutoxHarem!

A Night of Sake by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, you just have to enjoy your life. Or in this case your afterlife, and live it to the fullest, without regrets. Because sometimes you don't know what you got until its gone, and by then, its already far too late. IchigoxNanao. Adopted by james.j.flower!

Assasin's Creed by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

An assasin is a shadow. They strike swiftly, silently, effortlessly. They are killers for hire, uncaring, unfeeling, they show mercy to none. He feels no mercy for his enemies. Neither does she. Like the shadows themselves, they strike. IchigoxSuzumebachi

A Change of Perspective by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Eventual NaruxAnko, only at very end. A drunken mistake at the bar has some VERY unexpected consequences for the snake mistress, yet gives her a new outlook on life. Smart and dark Naruto, rated M for exessive violence in later chapters, and such. On Hiatus due to personal reasons.

The Monster You Made Me by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She shouldn't love him this much. He's awful. Despicable. Horrible. He's just like her. A monster, a creature of the darkness. Because she loved him; because her love for him made him him that way. NarutoxIkaruga! Fluff! Tower of Paradise Arc. Oneshot?

Deal of the Damned by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Some deals should never be brokered. Some truces should never be made. But with a prize of immortality and everlasting peace on the line, who could argue? Certainly not him! NarutoxHarem! Crossover with C: The Money of Soul and Possibility Control!

A Scientist Salarian by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In war, there are always choices one must make. In war, there is always sacrifice. Always death. But not always. Improbable. Unlikely. Not an option, not an option. Mass Effect 3. Implied death, humor, amusement, and, of course...a scientist salarian!

See you Across the Sea by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I write these words with a heavy hand, knowing that they will be my farewell. I cannot hope to convey my feelings, nor how much I loved you but I will try. I pray that time will heal the wound of my passing, siha. ShepardxThane. Oneshot. Character Death.

Tamer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He always was unruly. Even as a shinobi. Even in death, his spirit, his tenant, refuses to surrender to the void. Now, given new life in a strange, new world, he finds himself tamed, by the most unlikely of heroines. NarutoxMistyxEventual Harem!

Till Death Do us Part by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He had it all. Wealth. Power. Influence. The world at his fingertips. Then he lost it. Left with nothing but his life and a curse, he aims to reclaim what he's lost at any cost. Takes place after the 2 year timeskip. NarutoxHarem! NarutoxShirahoshi!

Rewind by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd always wanted a second chance. A do-over. A chance to tell her mother how she truly felt. Now that she finally has that chance what will she do with it? 6th in a series of oneshots pairing Naruto with EVERY girl in FairyTail!NarutoxUltear. COMPLETE! Two-shot!
She'd always longed for happiness. For a place to call her own. For a family. For the strength to protect that family. Then she found HIM and everything fell into place. 5th in a series of oneshots pairing Naruto with EVERY girl in FairyTail! NarutoxUr! Completed!

Moving Mountains by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

All he ever wanted in life was to belong. To have someone to care, to hold, to protect. To love. Now that he's finally found that special someone, he'll move mountains to make sure it stays that way; that he stays by her side. Naruto/Kurotsuchi! Fluff! COMPLETE!

A Ninja's Misfortune! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I, Uzumaki Naruto, am leading a way of life that is undoubtedly blessed with misfortune. I've lost my memories, been tossed into another dimension and now...I have strange a new powers; a power everyone wants. Such Misfortune! Narutoxharem! Epicness!

A Vacation to Remember by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto was supposed to be on vacation. He was supposed to kick back. Relax. Live a little after the war. Instead he finds himself coupled with a firey mermaid who needs his help. YES! A mermaid! Can this vacation get any worse? It can! NarutoxAquarius!

Spitfire by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was always tempestuous, even for a woman. Like a wildfire. Like a flame. Passionate. Rash. Unpedictable. Maybe that's why he's fallen in love with her; with his master, with this spitfire who loves him so very, very much. NarutoxKirche. Fluff! Oneshot!

My Angel by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd always been known as the "Angel" of Oracion Seis. A master of celestial spirits, and a powerful mage. Never knowing about her past, nor those she'd left behind, she lived on. So what happens when her past catches up with her? NarutoxAngel! Fluff!

Maiden by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd never known what it meant to feel love. She'd always served, always obeyed, always, always. A chance encounter across the dimensions changed all that forever. 1st in a series of one shots pairing Naruto with EVERY girl in Fairy Tail! Naruto x Virgo

Marksman by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd swore to never let it happen again. To never fall in love. But a chance meeting with a foxy blond changed all of that. Will she be able to love again, when she finds her lover is not even of this world, but from the future? NarutoxMagoichi. Fluff!

Vision by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd always lived a sheltered life. She could never leave that life, for fear of misusing her gift. Her visions. But one day she had one. A vision of a boy with blond hair and bright blue eyes. A vison of a soulmate. NarutoxTsuruhime! Next is Magoichi!

The Renewal by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A terrible clash at the Valley of End brings about interesting consequences for Uzumaki Naruto. He wanted attention and acknowledgement? All that and more will be his as news of his bloodline spreads across the Nations. But at what cost? NarutoxHinata.

Hide and Seek by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A dispute between two villages can only be resolved by their kage. And what better way to resolve a dispute than by a classic game of hide and seek? But between these two, a game might not be that much of a game... NarutoxMei! Fluff! Humour! Implied Sex!

Symphony by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sound. It can create the most beautiful music. It can become the most deadly weapon. Given time, it can even break hearts. A fated encounter leaves him asking; just when did he fall in love with the sound of their voices? Narutoxharem! Vocaloid x-over

Devastation and Reform by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd known. She'd always known. Ever since she'd laid eyes on him. A secret so terrible, not even the villagers would dare speak of it. But she did. And for that, her life was devastated. NarutoxHinata! Fluff! Smut! Rating may change in later chapters!

To Love a Demon by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

"Bonds are precious. They make you stronger, even if you don't realize it." For the sake of his new bonds, and that of his new Nindo, he vows to start anew and protect all of his precious people. No matter the cost. Narutoxharem! Rating may change later!

Bonds by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A bond is powerful. Precious. It sustains and endures, thru the worst of jutsu. It is a place to which you can return, no matter what. But can this bond be preserved? Or will it be sacrificed for the sake of power? NarutoxfemSasuke! Fluff! Humor! Epic!

Ryukage: Dragon Shadow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto found something in the Scroll of Sealing that was never meant to be found. An art as ancient as time itself. But will this newfound power save him, or condemn him forever? And why is the Akatsuki so interested in it? Dark!Narutoxharem! Lemons!

Am I not Human? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He'll protect them. Always. Even if his world is sundered, if he becomes the very thing he hates, he will protect. Kurosaki Ichigo always protected his friends, but with his hollow spiraling out of control, things get...interesting. IchigoxHarem. VOTE!

Vengeance by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Hyuuga Hinata only ever feared one thing in her life. Loneliness. Betrayed by her clan, forsaken by her team, she is left with but one path of recourse. That path is her own. SasukexHinata! Shippuden! Fluff and potential lemon rating may change.Sasu/Hina

The Weeping Reaper by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

NarutoxFem!Hidan! Two followers of Jaishin. Two exiles. Two members of Akatsuki. Did he really die? Is he still alive? Will he remember his past life? Will he ever come back to her? The next part of my contest! Next up is Female Kakuzu!

The Girl in White by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In the Valley of End Naruto is granted salvation from death by the most unlikely person... She promises to look after him. What changes will this bring? NarutoxFem Zetsu. My first of female akatsuki fics! Next up is a Female Itachi!

Contentment by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She'd always been loathed. Always alone. Despised. Hated. Abhored. But he changed all of that. He took her loneliness and changed it into happiness. He took her fear and turned it into hope. He took it all. NarutoxOichi! One-shot. Fluff! Romance! Rated M for lime. Pleave review.

Reborn by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was just an ordinary college student. There really wasn't anything special about him. And then came the night that changed his life forever. NarutoxHinataxTenten! Twilight crossover! Takes place during and beyond the events of Eclipse. EPIC! Fluff!

Water Heart by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

It was supposed to be a harmless trip to the beach. That was all. Only it wasn't harmless. Hearts would be broken, love would be made, and overwhelming chaos would ensue for everyone! Inspired by the anime Seto no Hanayome. NarutoxHinata! Epic Fluff!

Letters to Heaven by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was abandoned at the age of five, left hopelessly alone. That is, until the day she encountered a mysterious blond and began the journey of a lifetime. 2nd in a series of one shots pairing Naruto with EVERY girl in Fairy Tail! NarutoxWendy! Two-shot!

The Eternal Fairy by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He died after the Fourth Shinobi War. But he didn't stay dead. Nor did he the next time. Or the next. Now, after centuries of repeating this cycle, a new realm awaits him yet again. But for how long, this time? Fairy Tail X-Over! NarutoxHarem. Vote!

Her Heart In My Hand by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

If I tear open that chest of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that skull of yours, will I see it there? Where will I see it, this heart of yours? If I cannot see it, then how can I find one of my own? How can I find a heart? UlquiorraxOrihime. Oneshot.

Eye of the Beholder by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A chance encounter causes the "power" given to Naruto by Itachi to go berserk. Unfortunately, Itachi neglected to mention the, ah, nature of said power thusly, accidentally bestowing his own doujutsu upon the unfortunate blond. NarutoxHinataxHarem! Fluff

Shadow and Flame by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Long was he hailed as the strongest. The most ruthless. The most efficient, and also perhaps, the only one. Now, how will he cope with betrayal, and the uncertainty of knowing that he alone must revive his lost people? AU! NarutoxHarem! Avatar Crossover!

Insidious by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto found something in the Scroll of Sealing. Something best left undisturbed. He found the truth. The TRUE reason why the villagers shunned him so, the reason for which he was so very feared. Now they'd best fear what he's become. Dark NarutoxHarem!

The Unleashing REVISED! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Love knows no bounds. It transcends time, space, even entire worlds. This is a story of love. A great and terrible love that will tear two worlds apart. It is absolutely the worse kind of love. It is the Unleashing. NarutoxHinata! Fluff! Star Wars X-over

The Unleashing by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Love knows no bounds. It transcends time, space, even entire worlds. This is a story of love. A great and terrible love that will tear two worlds apart. It is absolutely the worse kind of love. It is the Unleashing. NarutoxHinata! Fluff! Star Wars X-over

Ring of Despair by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Weakness gives him strength. That strength comes in the form of a few kind words spoken to him before the battlefield, before the life changing events that forever shape his destiny. He will fight. He will die. He will be reborn. IchigoxHarem.

Bring Back The Apocalypse by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Is death truly the end? The final judgement? The end of days? When that great black abyss yawns wide for those who have perished in battle their fate shall always be...unexpected. Especially for these two shinobi. NarutoxTayuya Fluff. Bleach Crossover.

Will You be my Queen? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ruling over an endless arid sea of sand can get pretty lonely, if you're the king. Alone and forgotten by everyone, Ichigo Kurosaki decided to do something about it. He made a deal with the devil, and set out to find himself a queen. Dark Ichigoxharem

Paper Heart by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A simple inquiry after Pain's defeat sets a whirlwind of events into motion for Uzumaki Naruto. Now, gifted with all the powers of a god, what on earth will he do with them? Will he fight for good? Evil? Something else? NarutoxKonan Fluff! AU, EPIC!

Dawn of Darkness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Survival is precarious. Something you never take for granted. But when survival demands sacrifice, is the price too high? Rejecting the village and everyone else, Naruto forsakes one path for another altogether. NarutoxHaruna. Complete! Written for a friend. Tis merely a oneshot!

Unison by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Really, some buttons you just shouldn't push. Madara's finally made the mistake of pushing Naruto and Sasuke too far. Now he'll learn the hard way, just how far they're willing to go to defeat him. You'll be surprised. NarutoxHinata SasukexSakura, Fluff?

When Angels Cry by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto never had the Kyuubi? What if another bore it, and bequeathed it to her daughter after Madara's attack? Such a cruel twist of fate will give him the recognition he's always deserved, but at what cost to Hyuuga Hinata? NarutoxHinata

Shiyakugan by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's Father was an Uchiha and his mother a Hyuuga? They both lived? NarutoxHanabi! Deal with the pairing! NOW CANCELED. Rewritten as When Angels Cry and Pairing made NaruxHina...

Whoever Brings the Night by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

His secret was hidden in the Scroll for thirteen years. Not anymore. Left for dead after an attempt on his life, Naruto leaves Konoha. With hate in his heart and truth in hand, he vows vengeance for the life of his mother and all Uchiha. Dark NarutoxHarem

Shadow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

When you lose a loved one, you'll do just about anything to get them back. Even if it means going over to the dark side and losing yourself. Just how far will Naruto go for her? NarutoxFem Shikamaru. Set after Shipudden. M for Lemons. Co-writer wanted!

My Purpose? What is my Purpose? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto had 3 loves in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village becomes too much for him. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, as many people chase after him some for love and others to kill him. HAREM/&Bleach, co-written w/Kingkakashi. Completed, unfortunately. An alternate story has been written by KingKakashi that takes this tale to its conclusion.

Avenged by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Sasuke returned to Konoha? What if he didn't believe Madara? Easier said than done, as no one believes him, the last of the Uchiha. Now, clan avenged, Sasuke must redeem himself. There's just one problem. HOW? Good luck Sasuke! Pairing Undecided!

Eyes Wide Open by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Kakashi made a promise to Minato? What if HE raised Naruto as his own? What will this mean for Konoha? It will mean the dawn of a new era, one with Eyes Wide Open! Fluff, Action, Romance, Humor, Angst. Naruto & Female Neji & Hinata! ENJOY!

Mine! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto snapped? What if Asuma's death pushed him over the edge? Would he change? Would he make a deal with the very demon that caused all of his pain? What would it do to his world if someone LIVED? Someone who knew his pain? NarutoxYugito. AU

Angel by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She lay amongst the rain and waited to die. She was told that it was not yet her time. Saved by a mysterious stranger, she pledges her life to him to serve as his angel. Can there be such a thing in Amegakure? NarutoxKonan AU Fluff romance and EPICNES!

Pain of Love by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

More than anything, she never wanted to feel pain. Never, as she saw those blue eyes, sapphire orbs of the calm and brillaint luminescence that could stave off fate itself. He could save her, and she wanted to believe him. Contest! NarutoxFemPain! Fluff!

Eyes of the Kitsune by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Uchiha are a cursed clan, doomed to kill their friends and siblings for power. Can a certain blond and the most powerful Uchiha ever known break this vicious cyle? Another of my Fem!Akatsuki contest winners, next up is Pain! NarutoxFemItachi! Fluff.

Waiting for the End by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just a little spoof on what might have happened during Itachi's final battle. If you hate Madara, READ this oneshot! Bits and pieces of ItachixKisame and ItachixSasuke, can be found dotted throughout this ficlet. ENJOY THIS HOLIDAY ONESHOT OF EPICNESS!

Mitternacht by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

At the stroke of twelve, on a warm summer's eve, two lives will be changed forever. Two strangers, on the brink of death, will be forced to make a decision that will alter the very course of reality. This, is that story. IchigoxSoifon. Fluff angst etc.

Masked Innocence by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dead, then born anew, Ichigo Kurosaki returns as an espada, but on the very first day of his promotion, heaven itself is shaken and everything he ever knew is changed forever. All by one shinigami. Language Ichigo, lemons, pairing undecided, Pm for votes.

You Suck! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Having gained mastery of his hollow, Kurosaki Ichigo undergoes a brutal training regimen at the hands of the visoreds.Time is short, and failure is unacceptable. If his hollow doesn't kill him, a certain blond just might do the job. IchigoxHiyori Romance

The End of All Hope by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Across the vast, empty wasteland of Hueco Muendo, there is no law. Those who are strong, those who hold the power, dictate the balance in this wretched and forsaken world. That balance, is about to be shattered by a pair of hollow. IchigoxNel Romance.

Howl by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Every soul reaper needs a zanpakutou, every zanpaktou needs a soul reaper. No matter how much you they may wish they had another, a zanpakutou is a shinigami's partner, till death do them part. IchigoxZabimaru. Fluff, Romance, Violence, etc.

Treason by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

They've taken everything from me. Everything! I've lost everything, and now so will they! If its a war they want, then its a war they'll get! Dark Ichigo. Pairing undecided. Written when I was VERY YOUNG and long before that horrible Bleach ending. On indefinite hiatus because of said ending.

The Return by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A Remake of chapter 417, which I do not own. Ichigo finally returns to Karakura and now, its time to throwdown with Aizen! But first, some unfinished business must be dealt with... Oneshot, IchigoxTatsuki Romance, fluff, character death.

Zanpakutou by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Zanpakuto. Their abilities and shape are a reflection of their wielder’s soul. As their relationship grows, and the shinigami learn their katana’s name, they are able to utilize an even greater power. Listen to this ancient tale, of the Zanpakutou...

Hime by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Red Princess. Shadow Princess. Princess of Blades, Princess of Wind, Princess of Light. These five girls share a very important destiny, and a terrible danger. Fortunately, their bodyguard is Uzumaki Naruto...right? Bleach x-over. Vote for the pairing

Taming of a Kitsune by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. Listen as the tale of our favorite, number one, hyperactive knucklehead ninja, is retold in its entirety as it was truly meant to be! NarutoxFem Kyuubi

Bound by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A debt of payment for her life. Bound in servitude, to his every whim, she must obey. Should she fail to do, her life will be the price to pay. So our tale begins, without delay. IchigoxLoly crack romance fluff angst

I Am Legend! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto awoke something other than the Kyuubi's power on the bridge? Something FAR worse? His true power, his lineage, what the village tried to hide from him. That of a Saiyan. Dark. Pairing uncertain DBZ x-OVER. PM FOR IDEAS PLEASE!

Water and Wine by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He could not stay away from her. She was like the sweetest, finest wine, intoxicating, lovely, and so, so, beautiful. He is forced to save her. But when his deadly secret comes to light, will her world come crashing down? NarutoxHinata. Twilight crossover

Fracture by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The three hundred year Winter War was lost. Soul Society lays in ruins, the shinigami all but extinct in its defeat. There is no hope for victory in this wasteland. Now, Kurosaki Ichigo goes back, hoping to undo the mistakes of his past. IchigoxHarem!

Sunshine by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He shone like a star. He blazed like the hottest flame. His warmth gave her life, strength, solace. He had everything, all he ever wanted was given to him, laid out before him on a silver platter. But what will happen when it is taken away? IchigoxTobiume

Child's Play by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not a soul could understand him. What were his motives? Why did he fight? Why on earth did he have such a zanpakuto? None knew. No one could approach him, without being turned away. Except for two, who knew him better than he knew himself. IchigoxKaten K.

Backlash by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What point is there in clinging to your sanity when it only slips through your hands? What good will rationale do when it only causes you pain? This is a story of pain. The pain of losing everything held dear. The pain of love & hate. Bleach x-over harem.

When You're Evil by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What do you do when the world's gone to hell? What CAN you do when your enemies, are everywhere, as numerous as your love affairs? You pick up a sword and start defending yourself, that's what. Dealing with the opposite sex? Not so easy. AU NaruxHarem

Dating an Immortal by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Oh sure, boyfriends are wierd. They all have their quirks, they all have their problems. Mine, you ask?Well, He's dead. He died ten times, to be exact. Oh, and did I forget to mention that he keeps coming BACK? NarutoxHanabi. Fluff, romance, crack.

Kindness by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He never once knew kindness, only abuse and mistreatment. All his good deeds were thrown by the wayside, and he was left, alone, abandonded, disparaged. He fell into despair, only to be pulled from it...by kindness MuramasaxInoue Crack pairing, Angst, etc. Two chapters only and complete.

Reaper by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He wanted to be the best. The best of the best, the strongest. To be admired, adored, respected by everyone. But respect does not come so easily when the very organization you serve, slowly conspires to bring about your downfall. IchigoxNemu. Angst/fluff.

Mi Amor by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What thoughts run through Ichigo's head after his battle with Ulquiorra? A slightly different take to what happened on the dome of Las Noches after the battle. Oneshot. IchigoxOrihime Fluff, Romance.

Say It by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Our loved ones are only with us for a finite amount of time. We must cherish them while we still can, for we never know when they will be taken away from us. Just as he was taken away from her. IchigoxSoifon. YoruichixSoifon if you squint.

Assurance by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sometimes, words are not enough to calm one's soul. Sometime's, a greater reassurance is needed, required. For him, for her, actions will ALWAYS speak louder than words. IchigoxHinamori, Romance, Drabble, Oneshot.

What Can You See In Their Eyes? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Death is NEVER the end. What would have happened if Naruto actually had a DIFFERENT father figure in his life? Someone to guide him, train him, and keep him on the right path? This is the story of what could have happened. NarutoxHinata Bleach x-over

MY STRAWBERRY! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Curiosity killed the cat, or so the saying goes. But did the saying ever include anything about the cat taking an unnatural obsessive interest in a certain shinigami hybrid? IchigoxHaineko, takes place in the zanpakto arc, and carries over to the manga.

Requiem for a Reaper by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

His will has become his sword, his sword has become his fire. Fire casts a shadow. Shadow is his strength, his strength is his bond, his bond is his desire. Her desire is freedom. His, strength. He fights to win. She doesn't. Zanpaktou rebellion arc.

Doubt & Trust by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He needs power to protect. He needs power, above all else, to protect his family, his nakama, himself. But all power corrupts, and how much is too much? Surrounded by enemies and allies, undying love is forged. Major AU, original storyline. IchigoxNel

Why did I Get married Too? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What are a captain's thoughts on her wedding day? You'd be surprised. You'd be even more surprised if you knew what her zanpakutou had to say about her master's soon to be husband. IchigoxSoifon. Oneshot. Romance, humor, fluff.

The Eternal Avenger by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He never thought it'd turn out like this. Saved, by the girl he left behind. Given new eyes by his brother. Killed, by his best friend, turned vicious enemy. Now, as he wakes up in an unknown land, a whole new life awaits him with open arms. Bleach x-over

Surprise! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ichigo barely survives his encounter with Ulquiorra, and is left for dead. But for some reason, when he awakes, some very odd changes have taken place in his body. Now, more changed then ever before, what will he do with all this power? Pairing undecided.

Shatter by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if fate ordained a different set of saviors, a different guardian to protect the peace? And just who might that individual and his allies be, you ask? Prepare to be surprised! First ever Aizenxharem! Pure EVIL Ichigo, Pure GOOD Aizen! Fluff and angst

He's a Pirate by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

All he ever wanted, was to be a pirate. To be respected and feared by others. But how can you have a decent life when you're surrounded by pirates? This is a pirates' tale, with a slightly ironic, and well deserved twist. NarutoxSakura Rogue galaxy x-over

Temptress by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

After all, dating was a word Lisa Yadomaru never, ever used. She preffered the term...Friends with benefits. And she had one helluva friend in a certain substitute soul reaper. IchigoxLisa. Fluff, language, sex and angst.

Shinigami Chronicles by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A prodigy, an up and coming warrior. A being without equal. This boy with limitless potential, unflinching resolve, and a loud mouth, will he even survive his training? If so, which side will he choose, in the coming war? Fluff, angst, adventure, romance

Reconcile by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I've been sent back. Back to the beginning, the start of it all. I'm stronger now. This time...I won't let Aizen win! IchigoxHarem. Fluff included!

Shinigami by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Taken off the streets of Rukon as a child, how will Ichigo Kurosaki fare when he's inducted into the Soul Reaper/Shibusen Academy? And should he endure the harsh rigors of a new school, will he survive the coming conflicts and betrayals that lie in wait?

Winter's Twilight by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In the aftermath of the winter war, there is betrayal. In the aftermath of the winter war, there is hope, there is death, and....there is love. IchigoxIsane, RenjixRukia, UraharaxYoruichi, InouexUryuu Fluff, angst, and character death.

Redemption by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

To find a friend, he made a deal. To save his friend, he sold his soul to death. What will happen when he is the one who needs saving? A decision will, must, be made. Will he fight, or will he fall? Bleach crossover, Naruto, harem. Vote!

The One Queen by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Companion to 'The True King' Read in conjunction. How could I, a prodigy, be so stupid? He said stay out of it, don't bother me, leave me alone, it isn't your fight. But no, I was too damn curious! Jeez, sometimes curiosity really CAN kill. RyoxIchigo

Protector by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

In saving Senna, Ichigo Kurosaki's life is changed forever. Unfortunately, a whole new set of challenges await him. Why is Aizen so interested in Senna? And What's all this mumbo jumbo about Ichigo being The Chosen One? Read on to find out.. IchigoxSenna

Whisper of the Beast by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Can Aizen and the return of the espada be stopped? And how far will you go, Ichigo? IchigoxYachiruXNel. Angst and Fluff.

The White Mask by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A simple desire to help her, to protect her, to keep her safe, drove him to great power. Now, in the aftermath of Ulquiorra's defeat, what will Ichigo Kurosaki do with this new unexplainable power? IchigoxOrihime, fluff. Begins at manga chapter 350.

New Beginnings by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He was killed at thirteen. Saved by a man with a sword, sent to a strange new land, meeting a demi-god. What perils, laughs, and adventures await our favorite blond as he tries to survive in the sereitei, and more? Bleach x-over Pairing Undecided VOTE!

Naked Truth by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Having fallen prey to one of Orochimaru's experiments, what will Sakura do? How will she explain this to Naruto? Will she find a cure? Or will she find something more? NarutoxSakura Fluff, angst, drama and romance of course.

The Snake Charmer by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She wasn't always evil, but no one ever cared to know who she truly was. Now, will a chance meeting, long before the existence of an infamous villain, change everything for her? Only time will tell. AU. NarutoxfemOrochimaru Part of my Fem!Akatsuki project

A Summoner's Guardian by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto has just been unwillingly picked to be a bodyguard to Yuna, an up and coming summoner, about to embark on her pilgrimage. Needless to say, he is none too happy with this. Naruxharem. Final Fantasy, Bleach, and Metroid X-Over. M for Lemons later. ON HIATUS.

Fire and Brimstone by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto was raised by a shinigami? And not just any shinigami, but Aizen Sousuke? Bleach X-over, Dark and smart Naruto, rated T for violence, and Naruxharem.

The Other Side of the Fence by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Fem NaruxHina. Yuri. Later chapters may be rated M. After battling Sasuke a second time, Naruto is on death's door. The Kyuubi saves him, via rebirth...But he comes back as a girl. Needless to say, he is none too pleased with this!

My Prince by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

When they met,she had no idea who or what he really was. Now, tangled up in a web of lies and deceit, will she be able to survive the life of royalty into which she has been thrust, living amongst his own kind? And will she get her prince? NaruxHina

Hell Hath no Fury Like a Woman Scorned by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

On death's door, she finds a reason to exist, a reason to continue. Revenge. And what better way to get payback, then by siding with the enemy? CiruccixIchigo with some IchigoxNel and IchigoxOrihime too. Plenty of fluffy goodness!

Bleached Blond by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A challenge by Shirosaki-sama. The story of Bleach, retold in its entirety but with a Major and unexpected twist. Read on to find out! Bleach xover

Benevolence by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Ichigo becomes more than a complete hollow in the shattered shaft. However, his personality doesn't really change that much, and his memories remain. A what-if scenario from Will you be my Queen. Dark Ichigoxharem.

Demons and Angels by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto was abandoned at a young age. Taken in by the Mist, he becomes what he was always meant to be. A legend, a hero, and a BADASS S.O.B.! But at what cost, and when it all comes crashing down who can save him from himself? Pairing Uncertain Dark Naruto

Dense by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Sakura's tired of Naruto not noticing Hinata. She's tired of seeing Hinata so upset. So she takes matters into her own hands. But like THIS! This was not expected... NaruxHina

My Curse by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She was been cursed from the day she was born. Cursed to struggle between the honor of reviving her clan, the need to love, and the terrible need for revenge that now gnaws endlessly at her heart. Can someone, anyone, break the curse? FemaleSasukexNaruto. Given to Avalon Nakamura!

Mist by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Robin considered her life a dead end. Until Crocodile was defeated, but not by Monkey D. Luffy. Instead a high ranking Navy officer with cursed fruit powers takes the kill. He proposes a deal with Robin. But at what cost to him and herself? Naruto x-over

The Road Less Traveled by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Pein has taken something precious from him. His love. Now, Naruto's seal is weakening,& the Kyuubi will be free soon... There is not much time. What will he do with what little time he has left? He will stand tall! He will FIGHT! Narutoxharem

Facade by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

We all have more than one side to ourself, something we wish the world won't see, something we always want to hide. But the question remains...Which is the 'true' self? Sent to investigate the Inaba murders, Naruto will find out...Peronsa 4 xover.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto has won the battle in the Valley of the End, but his whole world is turned upside down. With the Hogyoku in his possession, and ultimate power at his fingertips, will his life ever be the same? NaruxHarem, bleach & star wars Xover

I'd Do Anything For You by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

IchigoxNel! Ulquiorria made a big mistake.He forgot how dangerous Nel can be when she's pissed. Watch and laugh as Nel follows Ichigo to the human world, thus starting the adventure of a lifetime!

Nightmare Eternal by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I will become a Plague unto my enemies... FOR I AM A DEMON!" dark smart Natuto, language violence and lemons. Soul Calibur x-over Pairing uncertain, but a harem is likely.

Opposites Attract by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

NarutoxFem Deidara. She was his world, his everything. Can he live without her? Hell no! He wants her back! Fluff and Angst included. Next up is Female Orochimaru!

Will You Smile? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

He has saved her life, and now she is indebted to him, she is his servant. That debt may be the best thing that has ever happened to him. Code Geass X-over. Naruto x C.C.

The Perfect Girl by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

All he wanted for Christmas was her. NarutoxSasame.

I Walk Alone by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

A tragedy, a reckoning, a terrible loss. Now, a new school, new friends, and a devastating new power...What awaits Naruto Uzumaki, at Gekkoukan High? MAJOR Persona Crossover. Paring undecided

Naruto: A Tale Retold by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Living a beggar's life, Naruto wants more. He wants respect, he wants companionship, he wants it all. What will happen once he gets it, in the most unexpected way? Can he win the heart of his princess? Will he get the girl? NaruxHina

Shadows of Life and Destiny by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

The Death God, King of all Shinigami, bestowed Naruto with unbelievable powers, rivaling those of the Quincy, Shinigami, Bount, Vizard, Arrancar and all other spiritual beings. For he is now a hybird of each one, and dark powers are at work... Naruxharem.

BAKA! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Does anyone remember Tsunade's birthday? Naruto does, and he even got her a gift! But what the heck is this scroll glowing for...Oh No! Read on to see what happens next! NarutoxTsunade with some onesided OrochimaruxTsunade

The Modest Beauty by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I'm not pretty." "I'm not sweet." This is what she always told herself, what she always believed. But a chance encounter with a certain blond changes everything. Narutox Fem Kakuzu. Fluffy goodness galore!

All I Ever Wanted Was to See you Smile by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naru never understood why everyone hated her. The beatings, the violence, none of it made sense. When she is taken in by Cloud, she discovers the reason... Look out Konoha! UP FOR ADOPTION!

The Bleeding Kunoichi by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

She promised to come back for him. She PROMISED. NarutoxFemItachi! Part two of my LONG Akatsuki contest! Anyone is welcome to try, just PM for the rules! Next up is Female Hidan!

Hollow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

When there is no love, there is nothing left but hate. Watch, as Naruto makes a new name for himself in the darkness,thus carving his own bloody legacy into the minds and hearts of all.Bleach x-over, M for violence and language, and lemons. One of my very early works and presently up for ADOPTION.

Rain by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

I never forgot you. After all, how could I?" Oneshot,fluff NarutoxHinata NaruxHina

Dance by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

NaruxTema! Oneshot. We all have to move on in life. We all have to let go, sooner or later. Who can help Naruto get over Sakura? You'd be surprised. NarutoxTemari Part 1 of a series of oneshots.

Will of Fire by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

What if Naruto got control of the four tailed form, and did NOT attack Sakura? This is what could happen. Pure Bloody Chaos. Bleach, Inuyasha x-over, Venom, Carnage and other Symbiotes included. Naruxharem

I Did it For You by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Just how far will Shizune go for love? She'll do just about anything, as you're about to find out... NarutoxShizune

Who am I? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruxharem in the most unique way possible! Rogue Galaxy,Iron Man,Spider Man, & Bleach, x-over. She wanted help, she was in need. She made a wish on a star, it was granted. Dark Naruto Dbz references/techniques, symbiote suit.

Merry Freaking Christmas! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Rework of Grimmjow's Christmas. "What the hell is Christmas?" "You really don't know?" "No, I don't!" "Nel got you a gift, so you better get her one too... Grimmjow's about to find out, that some gifts are better when you don't share... GrimmjowxNel

To the Stars and Beyond by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

AU, OOC and A New Life for Naruto Uzumaki! All fear the Konoha Pirates! Rogue Galaxy crossover, pairing undecided.

Cupid's Arrow by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Will this Valentine's day be different for Naruto? Or will he spend another holiday alone? And why in kami's name is Tenten acting so strangely... NarutoxTenten

Wait for Me? by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Did he wait for her, did she wait for him, or was five years of being apart too much? And what happens next? Oneshot or not, I'm not sure. NaruxHanabi. SakuraxIno in later chapters.

Confidence! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's back! And Hinata's dying to see him, wanting to tell him her true feelings for him, that she has kept hidden for so very long...NaruxHina! My FAVORITE Pairing!

Reminisce by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Dying, Naruto appears in Soul Society, and upon graduating the academy, is promptly given a powerful position, the rank of fifth division captain. But will the return of secret crush ruin everything? NaruxHinaxMomo AU, OOC, and a lot of crazy!

A Tale of Two Blondes by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto is being beaten to death by an angry mob, but a certain blonde kunoichi and a certain black haired boy aren't about to let that happen! UP FOR ADOPTION!

Pain of Loss by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto prevented Sasuke from leaving the village. Sasuke is in jail for his crime, Sakura has been stripped of her Ninja rank, and Team Seven is in shambles? What will happen to our faovrite blond? NaruxHina KakashixAnko

Believe! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

NaruxIno! Our story begins as the two titans clash in the Valley of the End, each one struggling for dominance. Now written by me, Jessaiya Hawkins, and Lauren. Get ready for the ride of your life! Part 1 complete. Prt 2 coming soon!

Stubborn! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto encounters Ino first when he returns to the village. What changes will this bring to his future? Can Ino overcome her pain and stuborness to finally see what she's been looking for all along? A good man? What of Orochimaru? Why is he after Naruto?

Grimmjow's Christmas by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Grimmjow never really understood Christmas... GrimmjowxOrihime oneshot

New Guy: Naruto Uzumaki! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's going to a new High School. What awaits the blond Senior? NaruxIno at first, and Naruxbunch of other girls, BUT! He shall end up with Hinata! Expect PLENTY of High School Drama! And a possible Bleach crossover, with Naruto replacing Ichigo!

Be Careful What You Wish For by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's had enough of Sasuke. Not thinking of the consequences, he makes a wish on a shooting star..... Naruto harem consiting of Sakura, Haku, and POSSIBLY Ino!

Love Cuts Deep by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto's back from his three years of training. And his heart is a mess. Sakura is uncertain of her feelings, and its driving the poor blond mad with grief and rage.... Pairing DECIDED! NaruxInnerSakuraxHinataxKurenai!

Coils of the Snake by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto & Anko are saved from a mob by Mizuki, who takes them to see the Hokage...NarutoxAnkoxTayuya. Anko & Tayuya are his age cause this is my fic! Also some SasuxHina, and other undecided pairings. MASSIVE crossover: Bleach Dbz Inuyasha and One Piece. NOTE: This is an early fic, plz excuse the sloppy writing!

You're Different by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Naruto returns from his three year journey,older wiser and more mature, with surprisingly very little interest in Sakura...... Naruto harem, with Karin, Bleach, and DBZ crossover.

I am Done With You by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

Not a song fic! NaruxHina & SasuxIno! enjoy! Part 1 complete. Part two coming soon!

Winds of Change by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

NaruxTema She is his age cause its my fic! Part one complete, part two in progress. Our story beings at the Valley Of The End....

We Object! by NeonZangetsu Stale Result (Last seen: )

IchixRukia and RenjixRangiku! XD Will Rukia be executed? Will Renji defeat Byakuya? Will Aizen achieve his twisted goals? Read to find out! Warning, ending is sudden and unexpected.