Stories by Shadow's Firebird

So...this story. Everybody knows it by now, right? If not, it's worth the read for at least a few chapters simply because it is a piece of fanfiction history. Upon reading it, I was filled with the overwhelming desire to try inserting a relatively normal person into the story, so that's what I did. If you've got the gumption, feel free to follow Adrian into this literary cess pool.

To stumble upon a rippling pensive can be both a gift and a curse, for what lies within is only known once there is no turning away from the memories. Harry finds himself lost in one of Snape's discarded horrors, but to his shock, it involves Harry's father, young and surprisingly...affectionate. Rated M for rape and other obscenity. James/Snape.

She thought she'd seen her love die on the battlefield that day, yet somehow, he stood before her once again, wearing that same snide grin that he'd always worn. Fluffy drabble due to epic sadness, Gin/Rangiku.

Ichigo's experiencing puberty in the worst ways, and can't stop thinking about a certain classmate of his. But when Karin gives him a video to ease his pain, he might be watching more than he could have ever imagined. No real lemon, just Mastro. XD

Sick of being picked on, Deidara unleashes a Jutsu on Kakuzu that has some...interesting effects. Why is the man trembling? And staring so intently at Hidan? Violent and gory Yaoi ensues. Not for those with a weak stomach. XD

Xigbar's after Axel, and Demyx is after Zexion. But sneaking around Vexen's stores proves bad luck for the two lechers, and they may just find the objects of their affections in a situation they never wanted to see! Or did they...?

Father discovers a way to generate new homunculi without a Philosopher's stone...interbreeding! What will become of poor Envy, especially when Greed's so eager to partake? Lemon, Greed/Envy, Yaoi goodness.

When Orochimaru is feeling particularly festive, chaos ensues! The classic truth or dare fic! I was going to rate it M to be safe, but it's mostly crack anyway. Yes, I know it's July. Sue me.

WHOOT! Ryou and Naruto find out how to use the Sexy no Jutsu to play a prank on Jiraya! READ THE WARNING INSIDE PLEASE!

This is a crossover where Ryou joins team 7. Remember, it's an SP! READ THE WARNING INSIDE PLEASE! IT WILL REALLY HELP!